[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I looked at Guanyin, ready to listen to him confounding black and white... Oh, no, explaining cause and effect.

I originally thought that he would make up a set of words that can make people dizzy if there is a reason, there must be an effect, and there must be a cause, but to my surprise, the reason he gave this time, at first glance It can still be justified, of course, it is only superficially justified, and it still cannot be delved into.

When the former king of Zhu Ziguo was alive, the present king was only the prince of the East Palace. When he was young, he liked hunting. He often led his men and horses to roam among the mountains and forests with eagles and dogs.One day, in front of Luofengpo, he bent his bow and shot an arrow and injured two peacocks, but he didn't know the origin of those two peacocks.

It was born of the Western Buddhist mother peacock Daming King, one male and one female, the male peacock was shot, and the female peacock returned to the west with the arrow that was not pulled out.

This made Peacock Daming King very distressed, and punished the former prince of the East Palace and the current king, requiring him to dismantle the phoenix for three years and suffer from Jiujiu.

Having seen too many bear children and the bear parents behind the bear children, I really did not expect that Peacock Daming King was very rational and did not vent his anger excessively.After all, no matter how reasonable the parents are, seeing their children go back with an arrow, their mood will not be so beautiful.

What's more, I feel that if King Peacock Daming wants to use this as a reason to kill the king and bring disaster to Zhu Ziguo, although it is too much, it is not incomprehensible.

But he didn't.

I have seen so many gods and Buddhas who are extremely narrow-minded, and suddenly you appear such a tolerant and generous one, it is like a clear stream in the mudslide.

"What does this have to do with your golden retriever Bodhisattva?" Brother Monkey asked impatiently before I could speak.

"At that time, I was passing by on a golden retriever. He listened to what he said and paid attention to it, so he went down to earth to deceive the queen and separate her from the king. He answered the catastrophe of removing the phoenix and averted the disaster for the king." Avalokitesvara watched He touched the golden retriever on the ground, "But I don't want you to kill him indiscriminately. Do you think this is a big crime?"

It sounds like this golden retriever can go to sing "Dou E's Injustice".

It's a pity that he followed the wrong master. In my place, the rebellious psychology has grown to the point of irreversibility. As soon as Guanyin's words came out, I didn't follow his thoughts, but habitually looked for loopholes.

"Is this golden retriever put down by a Bodhisattva?" I asked.

Guanyin looked at me and replied: "That's not true. This golden retriever came down to earth by secretly biting off the iron chain while the shepherd boy in charge of him was taking a nap. I didn't know it beforehand."

"He doesn't care about the suffering of the two sons and daughters of Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, but he wants to eliminate the disaster for those who hurt them?" Liu Er sneered, "Which way is his butt facing? This is not like the Bodhisattva you raised .”

"What nonsense are you talking about, you thief monkey?" Guanyin shouted, "Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva's punishment will definitely be fulfilled. Although my golden-haired scorpion descended to the world privately, my heart is not bad."

"It's not bad. The Great Ming King Bodhisattva only wants the king to dismantle Fengjiu's disease. You golden-haired man said that he came to avert his disaster, but why did you rob him of his Golden Sacred Palace and ask the maid to rape him every few months? This punishment Didn't it come down from the Great Ming King Bodhisattva?" Liu Er was still so sharp that it made people cry.

I found that as a bystander, when Liu Er didn't hate me but shifted his target, it was very enjoyable to watch.

Guanyin was silent for a while, "It's just that the animal nature is unruly. Now that he has been beaten to death by you, why bother?"

"What do I have to worry about?" Liu Er rolled his eyes, "Even if everyone in the mortal world dies, what does it matter to me? I am annoyed by this great monk, I have no skills and my heart is as soft as tofu Yes, I can't see people having a bad life all day long. Once I see him, I will stay in the same place for several months. Once he is upset, Sun Houzi is not happy, and Sun Houzi is upset. He will try to trouble me. I'm doing it for my own sake!"

I was inexplicably lying on the gun: "..."

When did I give Liu Er this illusion?I can't get rid of my cowardly label with Brother Hou, but with Liu Er, have I become a holy father again?

Forget it, I'm still a little self-aware, so don't tarnish these two words.

Six ears performed so well that he didn't give a chance to speak at all, so he silenced Guanyin by himself, and in the end he didn't pursue the matter of the golden retriever being beaten to death, and only cared about Zijinling, wanting to take back.

Brother Hou shook his wrist, and King Kong Zhuo just turned it into a suitable size and put it on, "It's strange, after the purple golden bell was taken away by King Kong Zhuo, it disappeared."

After Avalokitesvara left, I couldn't help but ask Brother Hou, "Is it really gone?"

Brother Hou nodded, "It's really strange. Old Sun has never used this Vajra before. I just remember that when King Kong was in the hands of the King of Unicorns, he could take the treasure and release it again. Old Sun will not be able to take it now. Will let it go, wouldn't it be bad if one day I accidentally lost my treasure?"

This guess was a bit scary, and Brother Hou immediately went to the Taishang Laojun to ask for a strategy.

"Master, if we do this, will we offend Guanyin Bodhisattva?" Zhu Bajie rubbed against me and asked.

I instinctively wanted to reply to him, 'Didn't I offend you a long time ago', but my prudent and reticent personality still played a role at this time, "Bodhisattvas are not unreasonable people, which one of Liuer's words is wrong?"

Liu Er puffed out his chest and let out a snort, his eyes squinting.

"Where is the Peacock Daming King?" Zhu Bajie was still uneasy, "That's the Buddha's mother..."

"How did King Zhu Ziguo's dismantling of Fengjiuji not come true?" I asked.

Zhu Bajie scratched his head, "So, all right?"

"What can be the matter?" Apart from confirming that there are also sycophants in Lingshan.

King Peacock Daming just said that the punishment would be lowered, and he also clarified the punishment items, which couldn't stop others from taking chicken feathers as arrows and making use of them without authorization.Even this chicken feather was not given by Peacock Daming King. At most, it was a feather lost accidentally, and someone picked it up and claimed that it was his token.

This is no longer a problem that the King of Hades is better than a little ghost, but that some people have gone too far in his name and chanted the slogan of sharing his worries. Even if things are revealed and cause bad consequences, they cannot be easily blamed.

If I think about it a little worse, it is trying to figure out the meaning of the superior, trying to show the sense of presence.This is the purpose, as for the means of process?

Does that matter?

As for what Avalokitesvara said that the Golden Retriever is for the king of the Zhuzi Kingdom to eliminate disasters, I don't believe it. No one can eliminate disasters more and more.

It's not just a fun game, it's endless!

I have to say that when I discovered this, I didn't feel too disappointed. This reminded me of one thing, that is, Lingshan is not a holy place.

No wonder the monk Tang, his mentor and his disciples worked so hard to arrive at Lingshan Mountain. Because they didn't ask for any favors, the Mahayana Buddhism they had been pursuing all turned into blank pages.

All this is traceable.

At this time, Wu Feng came out of the Xiezhi Cave, the black tasseled gun in his hand looked more and more serious, and the expression on his face was completely different, "Master, when did you come? Forget it, it doesn't matter." , the Empress of Jinsheng Palace was inside, she was terrified, she kept crying, didn't listen to anyone, and regarded our brothers and sisters as another group of monsters, if I knew this, I would have asked the king for a token to prove her identity Already!"

Speaking of the Empress of Jinsheng Palace, I feel that Jin Maojiu's actions are completely satisfying his own selfish desires in the name of eliminating disasters.Why demolish the phoenix?separate husband and wife.But I think King Peacock Daming means to let the king cut off contact with the harem, be pure-hearted and ascetic, and be a monk for a few years, instead of taking away the main palace, leaving the east palace and west palace and other beauties in the harem.

When I saw Empress Jin Shenggong, I confirmed this idea even more. Arresting a woman under house arrest is not the same as wanting to sleep with her.

There are tens of thousands of handsome men in this world, Erlang God in front and Little Bailong in the back. I am not bad in appearance, but I am not so conspicuous compared with them.But there is a saying that says, good looks are not enough for temperament, and my temperament still takes the place of affinity. As soon as Jin Shenggong empress saw me, she stopped her tears, with despair mixed in her eyes and hope.

The empress of Jinsheng Palace should have been sitting on the collapsed bed before, but at this time the cave was in a mess, and the low couch that had been broken could still vaguely see its former splendor, and the empress of Jinsheng Palace collapsed on the ground, in a state of embarrassment.

"My lady, don't be afraid." I bent down to help her up, but as soon as I touched her arm, my palm felt a tingling pain, as if I had grabbed a handful of thorns.

"Where are you a monk? But... but His Majesty sent me to save me?" Jin Shenggong Empress looked at me expectantly.

"Exactly." I nodded directly, and gave the answer that would make Jin Shenggong's empress feel at ease.

The Empress of Jinsheng Palace immediately bowed down and worshiped, "Thank you, holy monk, and thank you all the elders for saving me!"

I hurriedly avoided it, and even said I didn't dare to take it, but I didn't dare to reach out to help her again.

Yes, I remembered, she was the one who wore something and got thorns all over her body.

But Jin Shenggong Empress didn't care about this. She probably stayed here for a long time, and now she is very happy to be free again. Without our help, she stood up and walked out of the cave. As soon as she walked out of the cave, there was another 'ah' Backed away, "Why is there another one here..."

"Master!" Brother Hou waved at me, "I went to the old official, but I didn't expect that the Zijin Bell was also made by him, but it was given to someone else earlier."

I have always respected technical talents, but I never imagined that the Taishang Laojun, who in my impression was only good at alchemy, had actually refined so many powerful magic weapons, which were almost as good as wholesale.

Really unbelievable.

The king of Zhuzi Kingdom was really excited and joyful when he saw Jin Shenggong's empress. Seeing that a scene of "holding hands and looking at tears, but choking speechlessly" was about to be staged, the king just held Jin Shenggong's hand, and suddenly shook it away, a little horrified Look, "Why do you have thorns on your mother's body?"

A gentle man's voice came from the sky, "Your Majesty has misunderstood, the Empress of Jinsheng Palace does not have thorns on her body, but wears a body-protecting cassock."

"Zhang Ziyang? Why is it you?" Brother Hou recognized the man as soon as he poked his head.

"I have seen the great sage." The man called Zhang Ziyang by the monkey brother descended from the clouds, "A few years ago, I went to the Buddhist meeting and passed by here. Let's go. I am afraid that my mother will be defiled and the human relationship will be damaged. Even if I am rescued in the future, it will be difficult to reunite. So I turned one of my old clothes into a new one and gave it to Jin Shenggong. But when someone else touches it, it's like a poisonous thorn, and they can no longer get close."

"It's because of your kindness." Monkey Brother said, "Now that the monster has been eliminated, the Empress of Jinsheng Palace has returned to the palace to reunite with His Majesty the King, this poisonous thorn dress..."

"Of course you don't need to wear it anymore." Zhang Ziyang waved his hand, and the colorful neon dress on Jin Shenggong's empress fell off, turning into an old brown woolen dress.Zhang Ziyang shook his clothes again, and put them on by himself as soon as he turned his hands back. "Now that the matter is complete, Xiaoxian bids farewell."

Really come and go without a trace.

The king was grateful, and asked Brother Monkey about the origin of that Zhang Ziyang, and said that he would add an incense stick to him in return for his act of protecting his wife.

The author has something to say: Well, this novel is a derivative of "Journey to the West", and all the gods and Buddhas in it are based on the original work, please don't bring it into reality ORZ

And, in the original book, the performance of Guanyin, forget it, let’s select an excerpt———————

The good monkey grabbed three bells and shook them together.Look at the red fire, blue smoke, and yellow sand, rolling out all at once, burning trees and mountains to the bone!The great sage chanted another mantra, looked at the ground and shouted: "The wind is coming!" It was really the wind that fueled the fire, and the fire was full of wind, red flames, black and heavy, the sky was full of fireworks, and the ground was full of yellow sand!Scared that Sai Taisui so that his soul flew away, he had no way out, how could he escape his life in the midst of the fire!

I heard a sharp voice shouting in the air: "Sun Wukong! I'm here!" The traveler hurriedly turned his head and looked up. It turned out that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva, holding a clean bottle in his left hand and willow in his right, and sprinkled nectar to put out the fire. Ling'er hid at her waist, put her palms together and bowed down.The Bodhisattva brushed a few drops of nectar on the willow branches, and in an instant, there were no fireworks, and the yellow sand disappeared.The traveler kowtowed and said, "I don't know that the great kindness comes to the world, and I avoid it. Dare I ask the Bodhisattva where is it going?" The Bodhisattva said:

"I'm here to collect this monster." The traveler said: "Where is the origin of this monster? Dare to work hard and come down to collect it?" The Bodhisattva said: "He is a golden retriever that I straddled. Because the shepherd boy fell asleep, he lost his defense. , This evil animal bit the iron chain and came, but it also averted the disaster with King Zhuzi." Hearing this, the traveler leaned forward anxiously and said, "The Bodhisattva said that after he deceived the king here, he became corrupt and had a cold, and caused disasters to the king. But he said it was to eliminate disasters, why?" The Bodhisattva said: "You don't know, when the former king of the Zhuzi Kingdom was in power, this king was still the prince of the East Palace. Eagle Dog, just before Luofeng Slope, there are two sons born to the Western Buddhist mother Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva. They are two male and female chicks. The female peacock also returned to the west with an arrow. After the Buddha's mother repented, she ordered him to dismantle the phoenix for three years, and her body was sick. At that time, I straddled this bird and heard this. I didn't expect this evil animal to pay attention, so I came to deceive Queen, get rid of the disaster with the king. For three years now, the grievances have been satisfied. Fortunately, you have come to cure the king's troubles, and I have come here to collect the evil spirits." The traveler said: "Bodhisattva, even though it is such a story, but he has defiled the queen and corrupted the vulgar. He deserves death for catching a cold, breaking the law, and breaking the law. Now the Bodhisattva has come to forgive him the death penalty, but not the life penalty. Let me beat him with twenty sticks and take him with you." The Bodhisattva said: "Wukong, Since you know that I am in the mortal world, you should take it for my sake and let it go, and it counts as your achievement in subjugating demons. If you touch the stick, he will be dead." Xing Zhe didn't dare to disobey his words, so he could only worship Said: "Since the Bodhisattva has taken him back to the sea, don't let him come to the world privately. It will cause a lot of harm!" Then the Bodhisattva shouted: "Naughty animal! If you don't restore it, when will it be!" Get out, show your original body, shake off your sweater, and the Bodhisattva rides on.The Bodhisattva looked under the item again, but could not see the three golden bells.The Bodhisattva said: "Wukong, give me back the bell." The traveler said: "I don't know." The Bodhisattva shouted: "You thief monkey! If you hadn't stolen this bell, let alone one Wukong, even ten would not dare Get close! Take it out quickly!" The traveler said with a smile: "I have never seen it before." The Bodhisattva said: "I have never seen it, wait for me to recite the "Tight Hoop Mantra"." The traveler panicked, and only taught: "Don't read Read! The bell is here!" This is exactly: Who can interpret the golden bell?The person who untied the bell also asked the person who tied it.The Bodhisattva put the bell under the neck of Yu, flew up and sat up.Look at him with four-legged lotus and peanut flames, golden strands bursting out of his body, and he will return to the South China Sea with great mercy.

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