[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

As soon as the nine-headed worm ran away, there was no one to fight in Bibotan.Brother Hou helped Erlang God to capture all the dragons, grandsons, shrimp soldiers and crabs in the Dragon Palace, and identify them one by one. He wanted to find out the Halloween princess who stole the Queen Mother's Ganoderma lucidum grass. How could the princess be so good at hiding? In the end, Xiaoyu caught the right owner.

"I told the third prince to take action." Brother Hou smiled and took a loach from the third prince Yulong, and threw it to Yang Jian.

Yang Jian's third eye opened again, then slowly closed again, and filled the loach with a gourd.

"It's hard for you to find a loach in such a big pool, but you still found it." I looked at the third prince Yulong, and felt that I was not as comfortable as I was with Xiaoyu.It's probably because I'm used to the little white snake being played like a hemp rope by the monkey son, but facing the handsome and handsome third prince...

I took a look at Erlang God Yang Jian, fortunately there is a more handsome one here, covering a lot of the light of the third prince of Yulong.

The third prince of Yulong smiled at me reservedly, but he couldn't hide the aura of elegance all over his body. Then he walked up to Monkey Son, and as soon as he raised his hand, Monkey Jumped onto his shoulder.

Wait, this rhythm is not right?Shouldn't it be the third prince of Yulong who turned back into Xiaoyu and entangled Monkey Son?

Or is it that the loss of a drop of blood essence given by the third prince of Yulong has now been made up for, and there is no need to become smaller?But after so many years, it is indeed time to recover.

Yang Jian walked towards me, I thought he wanted to say goodbye, but unexpectedly, he pulled me aside and asked me how I teach my younger sister in the mortal world now, he wanted San Shengmu to be more defensive and not always Sifan yearns for life in the mortal world, and he has a good impression of scholars both in and out of words.

"With a brother like you, Lingmei can still fall in love with other men?" I said subconsciously, seeing Yang Jian frowned, and hurriedly added, "Don't get me wrong, Zhenjun, I mean, there is a man like Zhenjun With an outstanding elder brother, is Sanshengmu not affected at all?"

I don’t understand why no matter whether it’s a female fairy in the sky or a good monster, they all like scholars. At least in my impression, those scholars are poor and have no background. Just look for this type of crooked neck tree?

I thought about it for a while, probably because those stories were made up by scholars, and they brought themselves into the protagonist. It becomes an obstacle. At this time, there will be a righteous monk and Taoist priest to tell the hero that he has been deceived, and then he should cut off the relationship in pain and confusion, marry the real Bai Fumei, and walk on the road of life winner with promotion and salary increase. road……

Hey, am I thinking too darkly?There must be true love in this... I guess.

I didn't want to care about this matter at first, no matter who Sanshengmu likes, it has nothing to do with me, as long as it is rich in folk myths and legends, it is not bad.But I was dead before, and when I was in Baoxiang Kingdom, I told Brother Monkey about the unequal treatment of male and female immortals in the Heavenly Court.Although there is still no shadow of the Sanshengmu's descent to earth, and Chen Xiang's rescue of his mother is even more unclear, but Yang Jian seems to take this to heart. Yes, the family tradition still has a great influence, of course he must be careful.

When Yang Jian heard my question, he actually thought about it seriously, "It's probably because she has been with me for a long time, but she yearns for people who are different from me."

A monk, a male god who has long been separated from the fireworks in the world, and we actually discussed for a long time about what kind of man the girl likes and how to guide her not to go astray.When I came back to my senses, I found that Yang Jian's aura of aloofness was missing.

Yang Jian would seriously consider discussing this kind of issue, who would believe it?

Anyway, if I wasn't the person involved, I wouldn't believe it.

The result of my preliminary discussion with Yang Jian is to first let Sanshengmu know about the relationship between husband and wife in the mortal world. I think that, as a relatively independent female fairy, Sanshengmu may not be able to accept the unequal status between husband and wife.Show her some real things first, and break the perfect imagination that she has drawn in her heart, so that if she really falls in love with any man in the future, she will directly put on her own perfect template, thinking that she has found the love of her life, and fell into the trap of her own imagination. In love, all those who oppose her are bad people who don't understand her.

"This kind of thing really needs to be consulted by people who understand the mortal situation in order to analyze it thoroughly." Yang Jian looked at me... Forget it, I don't want to describe it.

I only hope that my purely theoretical party will not be dismantled one day, otherwise ten of me will not be enough for an Erlang god to beat me up.

After I bid farewell to Yang Jian, I realized that there is another explanation for the story of the banshee and the scholar——

When the scholar was young and handsome, a beautiful banshee came to him and fell in love with him in every possible way.When the scholar is a little older, he will go to a well-matched lady with achievements and kick away the banshee who worked hard for her... Well, the truth is that the banshee paid a little money that she doesn't value at all. You can happily break up and continue looking for Xiaoxianrou~

I patted my forehead, there are really too many routines in this world, I'd better be my monk with peace of mind.

The king of Jisai Kingdom was very grateful to our masters and apprentices. He gave gold, silver, and jade. After I resolutely declined, he asked me eagerly if the third prince of Yulong was unmarried. He had a princess to be married and wanted to marry I marry an in-law.

I:"……"

I knew that with the face of the Third Prince Yulong, if he ostentatiously every day, it would be a matter of time before he would attract peach blossoms.

In the past, the third prince of Yulong was the one who had the lowest sense of presence. He was very inconspicuous when he was hung around the monkey's neck.As a result, since Bibotan came back, he probably wanted to make up for the sense of presence that had almost disappeared in the past, and kept his human form all the time. The noble aura on his body couldn't be concealed at all, making people feel that he was a good candidate for a son-in-law by riding a dragon. .

Unfortunately, this dragon is a real dragon and cannot be the king's son-in-law.

On the second day after I refused, the third prince of Yulong turned back into a little white snake, and once again hung on the monkey son.

Is it because you have proved your charm and are satisfied?

I didn't plan to stay in Jisai Country for a long time, but the monks in Jinguang Temple repeatedly pleaded, so I stayed for a month longer. During this period, I heard that there was a fire in the palace, and the Queen Mother was almost burned to death. She was still a loyal person. The maid rescued her regardless of life and death, but unfortunately, the maid only had time to push the queen mother out, but she was hit squarely by the falling beam.By the time the fire was extinguished, there were no bones left.

The king was very sad because she was his intended concubine, his beloved woman. Remembering that she liked Buddhism the most during her lifetime, she decided to open another Buddhist hall in Jinguang Temple, enshrine her there, and enjoy the incense.And the monks of Jinguang Temple not only did not object but were very happy because the woman had pleaded for them before.

Looking at the many monks in Jinguang Temple busy with this matter, I was speechless.Bai Jingjing said that she had already thought of a way to escape, but I didn't expect it to be a death escape.Thanks to the extremely underdeveloped transportation, the people of Jisai Kingdom probably don't know that there is already a temple enshrining Bai Jingjing's Buddha seat in Chechi Country to the east of them.

I thought for a while, if these countries have not fallen and those temples still exist after thousands of years, will Buddhist scholars or archaeologists discover this coincidence and make up a beautiful story based on various legends.

At the king's request, I also held a ritual ceremony for Bai Jingjing, but this time I was a little perfunctory.Others don't know, but I know that Bai Jingjing once again marched to the next stop with great fighting spirit. Who knows if I am giving her salvation now, whether it is a blessing or a curse.

When all this was almost done, I also offered to leave.

The king was very reluctant, but he was no match for my determination.On the day I left, the king, civil and military officials, the people of the city, and the monks from Jinguang Temple sent me off together.The king sent me twenty miles before returning, and the others sent me another twenty miles, and then only the monks from Jinguang Temple followed.I asked them to go back, but they refused, saying that they would go to learn Buddhist scriptures with me.

I refused and refused again, and when I was far away, I could still hear crying from behind, crying and saying that it was not for me.

This made me feel like a scumbag who refused to take responsibility, but no one knew the pain in my heart, obviously I was doing it for their benefit.

After walking for several months, although I didn't encounter any ghosts and ghosts along the way, the road was not peaceful.The battle between Brother Hou and Liu Er escalated again, and Wu of course was on Brother Hou's side, but Liu Er fell into the disadvantage.If he had known the fun, he would have been subdued a long time ago, but Liu Er became more frustrated and braver. The road was very lively, and there was no loneliness at all.

I always feel that Liu Erbai has a shrewd look, or he lost too much and was stimulated. Not only did he compete with Brother Hou, he even didn't let go of the other Wu.

Maybe it's because he was able to regain the self-esteem of being a master that he almost lost when he was hit by Brother Monkey in the other Wu?I guessed this in private, because in terms of ability, Liu Er is indeed better than Wu Wu.

On this day, Liu Er and Zhu Bajie competed in raking the ground.

It's not that we've turned back to farming, but that the mountains in front of us are blocked by thorns, not to mention horses, and even people are not easy, and only insects and ants can move forward.

As soon as I saw this mountain, I was alert in my heart.Judging from my experience of being captured by monsters over the years, this place is by no means an unknown mountain. I vaguely remember that there was a monster in Difficulty 81 who was transformed into a boa constrictor, with red eyes as big as lanterns. I don’t know if it is. it's here.

Liu Er and Zhu Bajie rowed out the road, which was faster and better than seeing who cleared the thorns on the road.Zhu Bajie laughed, his whole body became very big like an inflated balloon, and even the nine-toothed rake in his hand changed accordingly. Once the rake went down, the thorns on the road were swept away, exposing the underground walkable road Come.

Not to be outdone, Liu Er let out a snort, and followed, the speed was not weaker than Zhu Bajie.

In such a comparison, I, who was riding a horse and following behind, was still being left further and further away... I was so weak.

After walking for about one hundred and eighty miles, when it was getting dark, we saw a stone tablet with seventeen characters written on it——

Thorn Ridge, thorny thorns, climbing eight hundred miles, since ancient times, there have been roads and few people.

"Master, it seems that this is Thorn Ridge." Brother Hou jumped into the air, "Thank you for your hard work, junior brother. For the eight hundred miles, at today's speed, we would have to walk for seven or eight days."

"How can it take so long?" Liu Er looked at Zhu Bajie provocatively, "Anyway, we are clearing two paths side by side, so it is better to let the monk take whichever path you want, and it will never be used. Seven or eight days!"

"Hey! You monkey, I'm asking you today. Do you really think you can plow the land better than the old pig?" Zhu Bajie quit.

In order to be faster and better than anyone else, they continued without rest at night.

I was riding at Baima Mountain at night, and I was so sleepy that I kept nodding my head and dozing off.Then there was another round of dizziness, and I secretly said "here it is" in my heart, and fell asleep directly.

I'm not surprised by this development.

Isn't it just that Master was captured by monsters again?

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