[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

The taste of the beeswax is very good, I get back the feeling of chewing gum in the modern era, and if I remember correctly, the beeswax is rich in vitamin ABCDEFG... Anyway, it doesn't hurt to chew more.But chewing and chewing, I felt something was wrong.

Turning her head, Bai Jingjing had returned to her normal size, she was still a pair of bones without flesh and blood, but her upper and lower jaws were constantly rubbing against each other, making a piercing sound.

"What's the matter?" On the one hand, the disciples are loving each other, and on the other hand, Bai Jingjing's almost-substantial sorrowful aura, I had to ask.

"All efforts fall short! All previous efforts have been wasted!" Bai Jingjing complained bitterly, with blood and tears, "I knew that Sun Wukong was so restless, why did we hide in the box before?!"

It dawned on me that I couldn't help but feel guilty. That's right, Brother Hou and Bai Jingjing turned into small people before, and they didn't even want to talk. It was just to avoid the eyes and ears of that fake six-eared macaque, and wanted to know what kind of conspiracy he had. plan?Now this is... self-exposed?

"How about you also hit Wukong a few times to vent your anger?" I suggested.

The green flames in Bai Jingjing's eyes danced more quickly, and finally shook her head——I actually saw the taste of sadness in it—"Only someone with low skills like me can be cautious in words and deeds, and dare not take a wrong step .Those who are capable, how can they have so many scruples like me? Of course they have no taboos."

The guilt in my heart was overwhelming.

Then a stick brushed past me and nailed Bai Jingjing to the ground. Brother Hou's voice came, "Bai Jingjing, don't pretend to be pitiful just because Master is soft-hearted. With grandson here, don't try to succeed!"

"..." I have to admit, even though I'm a fan of Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey's behavior is a bit too much.No matter what Bai Jingjing's words were for, they sounded quite reasonable.

I frowned, looking at the Ruyi Golden Cudgel that cleverly immobilized Bai Jingjing even though it didn't hurt Bai Jingjing's bones, I had nothing to say about Brother Hou's single-minded and naughty ability.I thought all his thoughts were focused on sumo wrestling with Zhu Bajie and avoiding Honghaier's hoof and Wufeng's slap.

"Wukong, put away the golden cudgel first." I looked at the white skeleton that was trembling slightly and the joints collided and made noises, and said earnestly, "Anyway, Bai Jingjing can be regarded as your junior sister, and she has worked hard all the way. , don't always scare her."

"Master, when did you accept female disciples?" Brother Monkey's head came out from the black bear's armpit, and was kicked back by the calf again.

Bai Jingjing groaned, and immediately bowed down, "The disciple has met the master!"

The ability to adapt to the situation is also great.

There is another female apprentice, but the days have not changed much, except that when Bai Jingjing called herself the master sister, Brother Hou gently 'huh? With a sound, Bai Jingjing immediately called herself little junior sister obediently.

I suddenly remembered a sentence——

Every big brother has a little sister in his heart.

These words sound very romantic and beautiful, but when I saw the sweet picture of Brother Hou and Bai Jingjing who had been caught by me many times and looked at each other and sneered at each other, and then I found out that they were looking at the sky and smiling at me, I would Tell yourself not to care about the relationship between these two, it's too much a test of IQ if it's true or not.

From them, I fully understood the meaning of the word enemy.

After losing the white horse, the efficiency of our journey plummeted, and it was not uncommon to see people until March or May.I didn't get used to it at the beginning, and I got blisters on the soles of my feet, but later I got used to it, and I inevitably thought of my cowardly white horse during the period.In the past, the white horse's sense of existence was not high at all. I didn't expect that after losing it, it would be so missed.

If I had known that the white horse would be lost, I would not have set off directly from Daughter Country, and I should have gone back to Chenjiazhuang to bring the big green cow with me.

I don't know if Daqing Niuli is serious now.

In winter, we arrived at a town. It just so happened that the chief there believed in Buddhism. When he saw me, he found that I didn’t have a customs clearance document and didn’t care. He even believed that if my luggage and documents were stolen by robbers, he would make a supplementary record for me. One copy, the countries I have traveled before cannot be completed, but there will be no problem in going forward, making people suspect that the way is not right.

Seeing the paperwork I completed, the Wumen stared, "It's so easy? Will the impostor be pissed off if he finds out?"

The red boy took time to go back home, and when he came back, he was very happy, "My mother gave birth to a younger sister, uncle, the Huoyan Mountain is in front of you, come to my house as a guest, my mother also said that she would like to thank you very much, as a landlord .”

I thought about the characteristics of the Flame Mountain. It used to be the alchemy furnace of the Supreme Lord, and it was formed by falling a few bricks after it was overthrown by Brother Monkey.The surrounding area is not cold at all, and it is winter right now, although the hospitality here is appropriate, but after all, it is not easy to make too many demands, it is better to endure the severe cold first, and it will naturally warm up when you arrive at the Huoyan Mountain.

I think this idea is quite good, but I didn't know how bad Honghaier is until I actually hit the road.

My way of calculating distance is definitely different from his.

Hong Haier said that Huoyan Mountain was only a day’s journey away, and I could make a round trip in two days, so I believed it. Although I knew the speed was different, I thought it would take half a month to get there, right?Moreover, the closer to the Flame Mountain, the higher the temperature, so there is no need to endure the cold for a long time.But when we really started walking, we went from winter to summer, from summer to autumn, from autumn... Finally, the temperature did not drop again, but rose somewhat, without the shadow of winter.

"I'm home!" Honghaier pointed to a mountain in front of him, "There is Cuiyun Mountain. There is a plantain cave in the mountain. My mother and younger sister live in it. Further on, there is Huoyan Mountain, which is [-] miles away. Not a single blade of grass grows, but even a bronze body and iron bones, halfway through it has turned into juice. Only my mother's plantain fan can temporarily extinguish the fire, and people around here worship my mother and call her the Iron Fan Fairy."

"Banana fan?" Wu Qing took out his plantain fan, "I also have a plantain fan here, but it can only light a fire, not put it out."

"I don't know about that." Hong Haier shook his head, "My mother's plantain fan is a magic treasure formed by the heavens and the earth since the creation of chaos after Kunlun Mountains. It is the essence of the sun, which can extinguish fire. Humans can also be fanned away for [-] miles."

"Sure enough, it has a great origin." Wuqing put away his fan, "This is just the fan Taishang Laojun used to fan the alchemy furnace, I don't know if there is any other origin."

Honghaier went to call the door, and we stood behind him and looked at a picture of mother and child members.

"Mom, I brought my uncle and the old uncle here, where is my sister?" Hong Haier said impatiently, "The last time I saw my sister, she was still young, has she grown up now? Can she talk? "

Princess Iron Fan looked at Red Boy for a while, and looked at us for a while, but she didn't speak for a long time.

There was something unusual about the silence, it didn't feel like we were being welcomed, it didn't feel like an unwelcome guest coming to our door, it felt more like... hell, I'd say?

Before we could speak, Princess Iron Fan protruded a fan the size of an apricot core from her mouth, and then slapped us...

a...

a... fan...

……fan……

I enjoyed the feeling of flying in the sky again, and it would have been better if it wasn't for front load washing machine mode.

When I rolled around on the ground like a potato that had just been poured out of a sack with a few Enlightenments and Bai Jingjing, who hadn’t chosen a good dharma name for the time being and Bai Jingjing, who had just been poured out of a sack, finally stopped, and my whole body appeared in a big font. Spread flat on the ground, it feels very lifeless.

I feel that the calamity of Huoyan Mountain has long since disappeared, and it should be the best way to go, but what happened today shows?

My face hurts.

I covered my eyes and lay motionless on the ground, really wondering what went wrong.

"Master." Brother Hou's voice sounded, "Look at this place, does it look familiar?"

I sat up, carefully observed the surrounding environment, and my expression became solemn, "It looks familiar, why does it look like the scenery outside the ashram of Lingji Bodhisattva in Mount Sumeru?"

"It's here." Wuqing, who had a psychological shadow on Lingji Bodhisattva, also confirmed.

"It looks right." Wu Feng said the same.

"Master still lived here for a few months." Zhu Bajie didn't let go.

"Master, what are you talking about?" Bai Jingjing couldn't understand.

"This is the place I have been to before. We were fanned back by the iron fan princess. If we go east, we will return to Tang Dynasty in less than two years." Master's impulse.

"Xuanzang, Wukong, how long are you going to stay outside? Come in soon?" Lingji Bodhisattva's voice sounded, and the door of the Buddhist monastery was opened.

We stayed with Lingji Bodhisattva for one night, and the next day Princess Iron Fan came to find her with Red Boy.As soon as they came, they apologized to me and wanted to slap me back again.

I:"……"

Change direction and go back to Datang, okay?I haven't heard about Datang for a long time, and I'm really worried that when I go back, I will no longer be Yudi, but become Yushu.

"Sister-in-law, what's going on here?" Brother Hou asked the doubts in his heart, probably relying on his relationship with the Bull Demon King.

Then we heard another dog blood story.

How big is Red Boy?He was so courageous before that he asked Brother Hou to give him a younger sister, which was of course impossible, but he didn't give up, and secretly got a bottle of water from Zimu River, and took it home as a gift to Princess Iron Fan.Coincidentally, the Bull Demon King stopped living with her a long time ago, and went to Jilei Mountain to live with the jade-faced fox. Princess Iron Fan was lonely on weekdays, and she had a son's request, so she drank the water and gave birth to a daughter. , Not long after, the Bull Demon King ran into this incident by accident.Although Lao Niu once suspected that he was green, he still had some confidence in Princess Iron Fan's character. He asked kindly, and Princess Iron Fan didn't hide anything. Take it back and give it to Princess Yumian to drink.

At this time, Princess Iron Fan ushered in a learner.She has always had a good impression of Tang Seng and his party, especially because of the warm relationship with Honghaier. Although she didn't see Honghaier in the team, she knew Honghaier's temperament and didn't have much doubt.However, she was very displeased that someone there behaved frivolously and didn't respect her very much, so when the passer-by borrowed a plantain fan, she refused and blew everyone away with the fan.

Not long after, she heard that the concubine Princess Yumian of the Bull Demon King was beaten to death by a monkey. Sworn brothers, caught the monkey.

So, when she saw us yesterday, she thought she had seen a ghost, and instinctively slapped the plantain fan. It wasn't until Honghaier explained that she had made a mistake.

I was totally caught off guard by this development, so Liu Er left so much earlier than us, in fact, it was for us... Well, it’s not right to say that it’s a disaster. In short, this lesson is really not something that anyone can learn, it’s all right now, He was captured by the Bull Demon King.

"By the way, what about the white horse?" I am very concerned about this.

Princess Iron Fan frowned slightly, "Elder, did you mean that white horse that looks so handsome but always has weak legs so that you can't ride it?"

I nodded.

"That horse is too cowardly, it can't pull people or things, and it escapes very fast when it's bred. I just put it at the foot of the mountain and let it graze on its own." Princess Iron Fan still had some disgust in her words.

I really want to explain it to her, that's not called counseling, that's called special survival skills.