[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Taking Honghaier on the road together is not as troublesome as I imagined.

The most unbearable thing about bear children is that they are making noise and crying. The former, the red child is tied tightly with a golden rope, and he is put in a basket by Brother Monkey, unable to move and make trouble; while the latter, the child’s Crying can indeed make people upset, but there is a magical myth system in this world, and a simple sound insulation formula can solve this problem.

If you make a noise, you can't make a noise; if you cry, others can't hear you.

It took Honghaier a long time to realize this fact, probably temporarily resigned to his fate, and calmed down.

Judging from my half-baked experience of not knowing whether it is accurate or not, this simple and crude method is actually not advisable.If this is a real child, I will stop it. After all, if it causes any psychological trauma, it may retaliate against society in the future.But Hong Haier is not a real child. When I think that he is at least three hundred years old, I have nothing to bear.

Of course real children need to be cared for and cared for, but giant babies are exempt.

Then, on the red boy, I was corrected a misunderstanding about the bear boy.

I won’t say much about the fact that the bear child must have the bear parent behind him, but I found that the bear child, or just the red child, is not completely brainless and crying for trouble. He changed his way of doing things winkingly.

Pretend to be cute.

From the second day on, he stopped crying and fussing.Although Brother Hou still bound him with golden ropes, he removed the sound insulation formula. He was annoyed before, but now that Hong Boy is not messed up, he is naturally much happier. Talk to Hong Boy and ask yourself The status quo of Big Brother.

This time, Honghaier asked and answered, and I also learned about the Bull Demon King's family.

Red Boy's mother is a Rakshasa girl. I heard that she is very kind, and she is a serious monk. Practicing kung fu, he stayed there for 300 years, and he became the true fire of Samadhi. Before he had time to enjoy his freedom like a bird out of the cage, he was sent here by his father, the Bull Demon King, to guard Haoshan Mountain.

"That's a good relationship." Brother Monkey is in a good mood, "We will pass the Flame Mountain all the way west. Master, my elder brother is the most generous and hospitable person. He will definitely entertain us well then."

"Didn't you steam us and eat us?" Zhu Bajie poured cold water on it.

"That's my elder brother!" Brother Hou looked confident and proud.

But it occurred to me that there are only one or two ways to turn two men who are as close as brothers against each other, one is the hatred of killing the son, and the other is the hatred of taking the wife.If I didn't intervene horizontally, and the red boy was taken away by Guanyin, then Brother Hou and the Bull Demon King would definitely turn their faces in the future; now that there is no such hidden danger, Brother Hou will definitely not be able to do something like taking someone's wife. This pair swore together more than 500 years ago The brothers should be able to continue their relationship.

This is the red boy...

I couldn't help but glanced at him, and got the clever and ingratiating smile of the red boy.

Hey, it's really good to look good when the bear is not bear.

I hope he is not as cheated as Long Xiaoyun, desperately cheated... Is Li Xunhuan his uncle or his uncle?

Regardless of whether the red boy is sincere or false, anyway, for the next part of the journey, he is really very well-behaved and worry-free. Even if I was taken into the cave by him, I let go of my guard a little bit, and Brother Hou was even more taken by his old man. Uncle's cry softened his heart, and he let go of the golden rope.

Then he was caught off guard by a mouthful of fire.

After Brother Hou angrily re-tied the red boy and threw it into the pick basket, I realized that what Brother Monkey was afraid of was not the real fire of red boy's samadhi, but his eyes that could not stand the smoke. It hurts to cry, and it is easy to fall into other tricks.

After this time, the red boy started to offend the bear again.Brother Hou added a cover to the basket again this time. If we hadn't known in advance, no one would have guessed that there was a child hidden in the basket.Then the soundproofing formula was pinched, and our walk was really quite clean.

Hong Hai'er only has a little time to relax when eating.

This time he tried to pretend to be cute again, but the effect was not as good as before.

After a few days like this, Hong Haier actually changed his target and focused on attacking me.

Who said that brats can't look at people, they have winks better than anyone else, and they are especially good at bullying the weak and fearing the hard. At this moment, they already understand that although my force value is the worst, those disciples with great abilities listen to my master.

But am I that good at strategy?

I am the one who understands the dangers of bear children the most, okay?

Red Boy followed me to do homework for many days, and memorized all the scriptures. Seeing that I was still indifferent, he pissed off again, calling for his father, mother, and car.Even though there is a sound-proof formula, he yelled while brother monkey was feeding him, and went on a hunger strike, which made people have a lot of headaches.

I really want Brother Hou to fly to the Flame Mountain with a 'swish', and throw this trouble away, and I am worried that this brat will talk about it. There is no big conflict, but he will have to make a fuss with his provocation.

For this kind of giant baby who is still a child mentally but already has the ruthlessness and perseverance of an adult, I have to use my brain to find a way. Although the child is still merciless in his usual methods, he scratches his head in annoyance when the bear can't see it.

Worry has lost a lot of hair.

I'm really worried that if this continues, even if Brother Hou is not bald, he will be partially bald.

It would be fine if all these vellus hairs turned into monkey grandchildren, but it would be a waste to lose it so easily.

I remembered that Bai Jingjing had become the skeleton of the black and white flower, and while she was resting, she took wooden blocks and made a set of assembling toys for Honghaier from memory.

The red boy stopped making trouble!

I'm a little skeptical that the children of the Bull Demon King's family have been educated. A set of building blocks can handle his children. This... this child must have cultivated since birth, and he has no childhood at all, right?

Zhu Bajie felt itchy to watch, and it also made me want a set.

Me: "..." How old are you?

But Zhu Bajie was eloquent, "Master, the old pig had a hard time when he was a child. He was born in a pig's nest, and after he came out, he worked hard to make a living. He thought the biggest pleasure was drinking and marrying a wife. I haven't seen such fun before."

I looked at the simple assembly toy, which is different from the modern children's educational building blocks. It is simply disassembled and the structure is very simple. When combined together, it becomes the car collected in the Red Boy Huoyun Cave. similar look.If you let me do it, it can be done in 10 minutes.I have bought many sets in modern times, including mechanical models such as houses, cars, airplanes and ships, and animal models such as dinosaurs and elephants. I don’t need to read the drawings, and I can always combine those messy wood pieces in the end.

It's a pity that although Hong Haier is over 300 years old, he still looks like a child. I still have ideas about what toys to give him.But Zhu Bajie?He is so big, what should I give him?

In the end, I carved a palm-sized wooden statue for him according to his appearance, and when he pushed forward and wanted to get Miss Gao out together, I photographed him away.

"The statue of the master is also carved so well." Wu Qing leaned over, eyes exuding the breath of 'want'.

I was cruel and pretended not to see it. Although I really wanted to carve a mink, it would take too much time. If other disciples followed suit, I might not even have time to meditate along the way.

Brother Hou who stood up at this time was so reliable, he snatched Wu Qing away, "That's because you have never seen the statue of Guanyin carved by Master before, and that is the real lifelike one."

Of course, Guanyin is my true love.

Very special really really 'love'.

Ha ha.

Use a set of toys to subdue Honghaier... Although I think this matter is a bit unreliable, but after Honghaier was loosened by the golden rope again, he not only did not breathe fire or run away, but also stayed by my side all day long. He told me that he has five cars, and now he is short of four. He looks very cute and has a very sweet mouth.

Although I know the true attributes of this brat, I also want to say that this is really flattering, and people can't help but treat him better.

At least someone like me who has the principle that even an apprentice can refuse, so I couldn't hold back and made a few more sets of wooden assembling toys.

Hong Haier also performed well. When encountering wild animals on the road, he would take the initiative to help fight them, even though it seemed more like he was bored and went out to have fun.But I have to say that the red boy with the toy is really like a good boy.

On this day, we were blocked by a river.

If I hadn't known that everything is purely natural these days, I would absolutely suspect that the river was chemically polluted.

The river water is called black.

This river is ten miles wide, which is not as good as the Liusha River, but the color of the water makes me think this river is very ominous.When a boatman floated over with a small boat, I didn't rush to get on the boat, but asked Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha to get on first and send the luggage to the other side.

As a result, I watched the boat go to the middle of the river and be swallowed up.

I knew there was something wrong with this river.