[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

If I could go back to modern times, I would definitely write a book titled "The Years of Procrastination".I think this book will be very popular. When the whole people are tortured by procrastination and want to overcome it, I am so unconventional, it is unreasonable not to be popular.

But this is not the most important problem right now. The problem right now is that I am about to be frozen into a popsicle!

I finally realized the power of counting nine cold days.

When the temperature was not so low, the BGM I assigned to myself in my heart was "the north wind blows, the snowflakes float...", I felt like a white-haired girl in the Tang Dynasty, miserable and pitiful.But it didn't take long for me to realize how shallow I am. I'm not as good as the white-haired girl, but the white-haired girl's hair can still block the wind. As a bald head, my brain is almost frozen.

How can it be so cold?Even if it's cold, why is it still windy?Even if it is windy, why is there still heavy snow?

I have never suffered like this!

I changed the BGM now——

"Little cabbage, yellow in the ground. When I was born, I lost my parents. I lived a good life with my master. I recognized my parents. It was nothing. I came to Guanyin and killed me. I am afraid that the Tathagata will beat me to death." me……"

But the Tathagata is far away, and I am worried now that before I meet the Tathagata, I may be frozen to death.

I put the two sets of winter clothes in my bag on my body. I am really bloated, but this did not block the biting cold wind. Instead, Brother Monkey and Son Monkey looked at me strangely.Monkey son was recognized by Brother Hou as a monkey from Huaguo Mountain. He was taught many ways to practice along the way. I also listened to it, but I was dizzy after hearing it.Monkey Son seems to have really listened to it, because when I wanted to wrap clothes for Monkey Son, Brother Monkey refused, saying that Monkey Son is not afraid of the cold now.

People are not as good as monkeys, I admit, I'm jealous.

I don't know how far I have walked, but I seem to hear the sound of running water from not far away.My heart moved. Along the way, all the streams in the mountains were frozen, and the snow turned into ice, and the sound of water can still be heard here, which proves that it is running water.Even if the temperature of the running water in such a cold weather is not warm, it is better than that in other places.

I gave my thumbs up for my cleverness, and I really hope that my luck will be better, and it will be great if I can meet the hot spring.

Brother Hou didn't know what I was thinking, he thought I was thirsty and wanted to fetch water for me.

Along the way, we all turned ice into water and heated it up to drink, which was very troublesome.

Brother Monkey moved very quickly. Before I could speak, he disappeared, leaving me sitting on the horse and staring at Son of Monkey.Seeing the monkey son nibbling the bright red fruit, I shivered and felt even colder.

It was a natural persimmon that was frozen as hard as a stone on the tree.If it was somewhere else, I'd be happy to wrap up in the blanket and have a good time, but now?

Some people look at plum blossoms to quench their thirst, but I look at persimmons to produce cold.

Just as I was feeling sorry for myself, I suddenly felt that something was approaching me rapidly.Although Brother Monkey is not here, I am about to be frozen into a useless person, but this does not mean that I am really useless.

The Zen stick slammed into something, and the force of the impact made me fall off the horse, so I didn't fall to the ground.But the other party didn't catch it well, and rolled several times on the ground, bringing down a row of trees.

"Bold monster!" Brother Hou's voice was always so uplifting.

I was just thinking that the white strip seemed a little familiar, and the monster shrinks and shrinks, turning into a little white snake, trying to slip away from the crack in the stone.

In the end, Brother Hou pressed down seven inches with the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.

"Snake demon?" Brother Hou shouted, "I think you also have a bit of a dragon shape. If you don't cultivate well, you actually came to harm my master!"

White!Dragon shape!

I blinked my eyes, could it be Xiaobailong?

I looked at the white horse kneeling next to me, feeling a little tangled.

Hey, I seem to have lost my future mount.

The white horse is still there, is there still a white dragon horse?

That's a real problem.

"You call him Master?" The little white snake spit out, "Are you the Buddhist scriptures from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Paradise?"

"Exactly!" Brother Hou pressed his own Ruyi Golden Cudgel again, until the little white snake yelled again and then gave up.

"What did you use to suppress me? Why do you feel so much like the Tianhe Dingdi Divine Iron that was snatched by the Monkey King in the East China Sea?" Although the little white snake was suppressed, its body was extremely flexible, and it wrapped itself around On the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.

"What did you steal? It was given to you by the Dragon King of the East China Sea!" Brother Hou was very angry, and tore the little white snake off the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and grabbed it in his hand. Like someone with no knowledge at all?"

"I am the Dragon Prince of the West Sea, and Ao Run, the Dragon King, is my father. I am called the third prince of the Jade Dragon." Sentenced to death. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came and saved my life, let me wait here for the Buddhist scriptures from the Tang Dynasty, and send him to fetch Buddhist scriptures to pay for my sins.”

His father went to the big boss to get a death penalty... Alas, there are always some things that make people want to overthrow the feudal dynasty after hearing it.I thought about it, and I also recalled the plot.

Then I realized that it was a bit out of line with my impression.

Well, generally speaking, there is no problem, but the reason for burning the Pearl, isn't it that he was given a green hat?

Being cuckolded, and then charged with a capital crime, couldn't be more pathetic.

But this doesn't stop me from complaining about Guanyin, how can you be so good?People who have been sentenced to death by the heavenly court can be rescued in a few words.It's not that it's not good, saving people... Ah, no, saving the dragon's life might be better than building a fourteenth-level pagoda, but, isn't the Heavenly Court and Xitian already like a family?

I didn't care that what Little White Snake said didn't match my impression, after all, no man likes to admit it.

Right now, there are other things to do.

"Wukong, let go of this... Third Prince Yulong." I said.

Brother Hou let go of his hand, then shook it again, and the little white snake fell to the ground, then slowly expanded and deformed, and finally turned into a handsome boy.

Super handsome.

I don't even understand the woman who dumped Xiaobailong and the Hydra or Hydra. This level of handsomeness is dazzling even to me.

I think my white dragon horse is hopeless.

Anyway, I can't do anything to ride on such a handsome guy.

The author has something to say: Why did such a handsome little Bailong fall into a love triangle or the one who was dumped?Because it was adapted from a TV series, the original work is not recognized