[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang
Chapter 23
Gohan will have a relationship with Huaguoshan, which is a bit beyond my expectation.I always thought that I knew Gohan's life experience like the back of my hand, but I didn't expect to check it for more than three generations...
This is not nonsense, who will check this? !
But what I'm more curious about is: "Wukong, how do you know that Gohan is a monkey from Huaguo Mountain?"
Do monkeys from Huaguo Mountain have a unique certification?I'm not doubting Brother Monkey's ability, it's just that this kind of thing... For example, if a child from Hua country is adopted abroad since he was a child, and he has no contact with Hua country culture since he was a child, when that child grows up, who will Can you recognize him as a Chinese?Maybe he also complained like everyone else that Chinese is the most difficult language in the world to learn.
Yes, I crossed out the possibility that they recognized their relatives by their dialect. Monkey Son was brought up by me, and he couldn't learn the Huaguoshan dialect.
"My monkey grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain are naturally different from other places." Brother Hou explained my confusion, "In the past, I made a big disturbance in the underworld and destroyed the book of life and death. Since then, the monkey grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain have not been coerced by the hell. How can it be confused with other mortal monkeys?"
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that when you were young, your old man's great achievements were not limited to wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
I just accepted this explanation, and then I thought about it, isn't it?
"If the book of life and death is destroyed, shouldn't the rightful owner of the name on it live forever?" I fished out my shallow impression from my memory, "The female monkey who gave birth to Gohan is definitely dead. , or I found someone to bury it."
Brother Hou's expression immediately became fierce, "Could it be that Yama of the underworld saw that my grandson was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain by Tathagata for 500 years, and didn't take my grandson seriously, so he made a new book?"
It's possible.However, I don't think the Underworld has this efficiency.
It seems to be a tradition from ancient times that state agencies are extremely inefficient and sloppy.
But Brother Hou seemed to have accepted this explanation. After turning around twice, he took the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in his hand and poked it on the ground, "No, I'm going to the underworld to ask Old Man Yan Luo!" Intended to escape.
"Wukong, wait!" I hurriedly called to him.
Brother Hou stopped his movements and looked at me with some doubts.
I'm a little embarrassed, since I found out about my life experience, big and small things happened one after another, making me overwhelmed. Can not self-hypnosis say that the probability of success is very high.Against all these backgrounds, my plans when I first became a monk seemed a bit insignificant, but that doesn't mean I forgot about it.Now Brother Monkey is going to the underworld, how can I not ask him to help me see the situation of the deceased beauty.
"Wukong." I was pondering over my words. I just told people that the karma has been cleared, and I went to ask people to do things in a blink of an eye. Find someone for me? She passed away three years ago, and I don’t know if she has been reincarnated now..." I was a little dazed, "There is another person, she passed away a year ago, can you help me find out How about seeing her?"
"That's easy to say." Brother Hou was much more forthright than me, he asked for my sweetheart and Miss Yin's birth date and date of birth, and fled underground.
Lin Feng rustled, birds sang and animals roared, I hugged my monkey son and didn't know what answer I wanted.
I couldn't figure it out, so I stared at the monkey son.
I can't tell how many kinds of monkeys there are, but the monkey son is very beautiful with golden hair, so I privately regard it as a golden monkey.Unexpectedly, whether it was the golden snub-nosed monkey that had not yet been determined, another ancestor with a great history was involved.
"Are you saying that you suffered all the hardships in your mother's womb, and you were born to enjoy happiness?" I asked the monkey son's nose.
The monkey son is playing with my fingers.
I waited from dawn to dark, and from dark to dawn.
If I hadn't believed in Brother Hou's character, I would have thought Brother Hou had run away.
But it shouldn't be, I have to wonder if brother monkey has encountered a big problem.
At noon, I finally waited for Brother Monkey.
Compared with the previous appearance, which seemed to be holding a breath and eager to diverge, the monkey brother is much more calm now, and his calmness makes me wonder if the real and fake Monkey King has been staged in advance.
"Wukong, what's wrong with you?" I also took a special look at his head, there are no circles that shouldn't be there, and Guanyin didn't show up in front of me, imparting spells or anything.
Brother Monkey bared his teeth at me, and I took that as a smile, "My grandson went to the underworld, and the two girls you asked me to find have already been reincarnated into rich and noble families, and they should have a smooth life, full of children and grandchildren."
My heart sank at first, then loosened again, I don't know whether it was relaxed or disappointed, "This is very good." I cheered up, "How about Huaguo Mountain? Is Gohan really that monkey? Create a book of life and death?"
"Gohan... Its name is similar to mine, and it is also related. It was indeed born in Huaguo Mountain, but I don't know how many generations that branch has been wandering outside." Brother Hou said sadly, "Since the old grandson After the havoc in the Heavenly Palace, God Erlang led the seven brothers of Meishan to set fire to the mountain. Most of the [-] monsters died, and the rest survived, but Huaguoshan lost the flowers and fruits, and half of them went to other places. The remaining part is to endure in the mountains. Just like this, I can’t live in peace. Some hunters hunted and killed my mountain boy, who was killed, skinned and deboned, boiled with sauce, steamed with vinegar, fried with salt and fried; captured alive, taught him to dance Playing in circles, somersaulting, dragonfly erection, beating gongs and drums in the street, and performing arts."
I opened my mouth, but didn't say a word, Huaguoshan is so miserable after making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace?
"Fortunately, the old grandson went back for a trip." Brother Hou's face was full of evil spirits, "Those people who don't know how to live or die actually gathered more than a thousand people to hunt on my Huaguo Mountain. The children on the mountain got a lot of clothes and food, and with the bows and arrows of the hunters, the children are somewhat confident."
I didn't ask Brother Hou how he eliminated thousands of people, I was still thinking about the book of life and death, "If you cross it out in the book of life and death, will you still die?"
"It's just that I won't die of old age." Brother Hou said, "Back then, the old grandson only knew how to play hard, thinking that he was as good as the sky, but he didn't want to be a hozen in the eyes of others! Without the book of life and death, it's just that he won't die of old age, but it's not that Will die of illness and death, and after death, the soul will have nowhere to go..."
I nodded, the consequences are indeed serious.
"When I was rectifying Huaguo Mountain, I met Guanyin Bodhisattva." Brother Hou said again, "The Bodhisattva took pity on my lonely child on the mountain, and promised me to reshape the cycle of reincarnation in Huaguo Mountain when I escorted you to the west..."
I felt like I couldn't hear anything, and I just thought, with such a knack for tickling people's itch, why didn't Avalokitesvara go into pyramid schemes? !
Do you know how difficult it was for me to persuade Brother Monkey to go home yesterday?
This is not nonsense, who will check this? !
But what I'm more curious about is: "Wukong, how do you know that Gohan is a monkey from Huaguo Mountain?"
Do monkeys from Huaguo Mountain have a unique certification?I'm not doubting Brother Monkey's ability, it's just that this kind of thing... For example, if a child from Hua country is adopted abroad since he was a child, and he has no contact with Hua country culture since he was a child, when that child grows up, who will Can you recognize him as a Chinese?Maybe he also complained like everyone else that Chinese is the most difficult language in the world to learn.
Yes, I crossed out the possibility that they recognized their relatives by their dialect. Monkey Son was brought up by me, and he couldn't learn the Huaguoshan dialect.
"My monkey grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain are naturally different from other places." Brother Hou explained my confusion, "In the past, I made a big disturbance in the underworld and destroyed the book of life and death. Since then, the monkey grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain have not been coerced by the hell. How can it be confused with other mortal monkeys?"
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that when you were young, your old man's great achievements were not limited to wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
I just accepted this explanation, and then I thought about it, isn't it?
"If the book of life and death is destroyed, shouldn't the rightful owner of the name on it live forever?" I fished out my shallow impression from my memory, "The female monkey who gave birth to Gohan is definitely dead. , or I found someone to bury it."
Brother Hou's expression immediately became fierce, "Could it be that Yama of the underworld saw that my grandson was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain by Tathagata for 500 years, and didn't take my grandson seriously, so he made a new book?"
It's possible.However, I don't think the Underworld has this efficiency.
It seems to be a tradition from ancient times that state agencies are extremely inefficient and sloppy.
But Brother Hou seemed to have accepted this explanation. After turning around twice, he took the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in his hand and poked it on the ground, "No, I'm going to the underworld to ask Old Man Yan Luo!" Intended to escape.
"Wukong, wait!" I hurriedly called to him.
Brother Hou stopped his movements and looked at me with some doubts.
I'm a little embarrassed, since I found out about my life experience, big and small things happened one after another, making me overwhelmed. Can not self-hypnosis say that the probability of success is very high.Against all these backgrounds, my plans when I first became a monk seemed a bit insignificant, but that doesn't mean I forgot about it.Now Brother Monkey is going to the underworld, how can I not ask him to help me see the situation of the deceased beauty.
"Wukong." I was pondering over my words. I just told people that the karma has been cleared, and I went to ask people to do things in a blink of an eye. Find someone for me? She passed away three years ago, and I don’t know if she has been reincarnated now..." I was a little dazed, "There is another person, she passed away a year ago, can you help me find out How about seeing her?"
"That's easy to say." Brother Hou was much more forthright than me, he asked for my sweetheart and Miss Yin's birth date and date of birth, and fled underground.
Lin Feng rustled, birds sang and animals roared, I hugged my monkey son and didn't know what answer I wanted.
I couldn't figure it out, so I stared at the monkey son.
I can't tell how many kinds of monkeys there are, but the monkey son is very beautiful with golden hair, so I privately regard it as a golden monkey.Unexpectedly, whether it was the golden snub-nosed monkey that had not yet been determined, another ancestor with a great history was involved.
"Are you saying that you suffered all the hardships in your mother's womb, and you were born to enjoy happiness?" I asked the monkey son's nose.
The monkey son is playing with my fingers.
I waited from dawn to dark, and from dark to dawn.
If I hadn't believed in Brother Hou's character, I would have thought Brother Hou had run away.
But it shouldn't be, I have to wonder if brother monkey has encountered a big problem.
At noon, I finally waited for Brother Monkey.
Compared with the previous appearance, which seemed to be holding a breath and eager to diverge, the monkey brother is much more calm now, and his calmness makes me wonder if the real and fake Monkey King has been staged in advance.
"Wukong, what's wrong with you?" I also took a special look at his head, there are no circles that shouldn't be there, and Guanyin didn't show up in front of me, imparting spells or anything.
Brother Monkey bared his teeth at me, and I took that as a smile, "My grandson went to the underworld, and the two girls you asked me to find have already been reincarnated into rich and noble families, and they should have a smooth life, full of children and grandchildren."
My heart sank at first, then loosened again, I don't know whether it was relaxed or disappointed, "This is very good." I cheered up, "How about Huaguo Mountain? Is Gohan really that monkey? Create a book of life and death?"
"Gohan... Its name is similar to mine, and it is also related. It was indeed born in Huaguo Mountain, but I don't know how many generations that branch has been wandering outside." Brother Hou said sadly, "Since the old grandson After the havoc in the Heavenly Palace, God Erlang led the seven brothers of Meishan to set fire to the mountain. Most of the [-] monsters died, and the rest survived, but Huaguoshan lost the flowers and fruits, and half of them went to other places. The remaining part is to endure in the mountains. Just like this, I can’t live in peace. Some hunters hunted and killed my mountain boy, who was killed, skinned and deboned, boiled with sauce, steamed with vinegar, fried with salt and fried; captured alive, taught him to dance Playing in circles, somersaulting, dragonfly erection, beating gongs and drums in the street, and performing arts."
I opened my mouth, but didn't say a word, Huaguoshan is so miserable after making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace?
"Fortunately, the old grandson went back for a trip." Brother Hou's face was full of evil spirits, "Those people who don't know how to live or die actually gathered more than a thousand people to hunt on my Huaguo Mountain. The children on the mountain got a lot of clothes and food, and with the bows and arrows of the hunters, the children are somewhat confident."
I didn't ask Brother Hou how he eliminated thousands of people, I was still thinking about the book of life and death, "If you cross it out in the book of life and death, will you still die?"
"It's just that I won't die of old age." Brother Hou said, "Back then, the old grandson only knew how to play hard, thinking that he was as good as the sky, but he didn't want to be a hozen in the eyes of others! Without the book of life and death, it's just that he won't die of old age, but it's not that Will die of illness and death, and after death, the soul will have nowhere to go..."
I nodded, the consequences are indeed serious.
"When I was rectifying Huaguo Mountain, I met Guanyin Bodhisattva." Brother Hou said again, "The Bodhisattva took pity on my lonely child on the mountain, and promised me to reshape the cycle of reincarnation in Huaguo Mountain when I escorted you to the west..."
I felt like I couldn't hear anything, and I just thought, with such a knack for tickling people's itch, why didn't Avalokitesvara go into pyramid schemes? !
Do you know how difficult it was for me to persuade Brother Monkey to go home yesterday?
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