[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I believe that there are good people in this world, but I don't really believe that there are people, oh, no, there are gods who can go down to earth for an irrelevant person and save them.

There is no such thing as a free dinner, and I always feel that there is something wrong behind it.

No one believes that a promiscuous dandy is a kind and helpful person, but if he takes a fancy to a beautiful girl, find a few hooligans to scare her, and then make an appearance with a shining posture, it is guaranteed that the girl will like him immediately Overwhelming, if the performance is not too frustrating in the future, it will be just around the corner to make a promise with your body.

How do I think, how do I feel that I am now very much like a girl who is favored by a bastard but has no backing.

——I am the Taibai Star of the Western Heaven, and I am here to save your soul.Go forward with the help of gods and apprentices, don't complain about hardships.

These four sentences have explained the cause and effect, but why do I still feel that there is a lot of tricks behind it?

Of course, one should be grateful for being rescued, and it is not kind to think that the savior is desperately trying to make things worse, but when thinking about the monsters Monk Tang encountered in "Journey to the West", most of them not only wanted to eat him, but also made trouble for him. It is the pet of the gods and Buddhas in the sky...

I don't want to be sold out, and I have to pay for it.

After a while, my persecution paranoia will probably not get better.

I can't be called a white-eyed wolf.

I walked forward along the main road, although I still had an awkward feeling of being calculated by someone, but I felt a lot more at ease when I thought that Brother Monkey was right in front of me.Next, what I should think about is how to convince Brother Monkey to send me to a safe human gathering place before letting him run away with oil on his feet, and then calculate other things.

At least this time, we have to work together to hide Avalokitesvara from the past. I can't run away and Avalokitesvara comes again, and then give me a scripture to trick Brother Monkey into wearing a flower hat...

It is really hateful to curse that thing.

I don't want Brother Hou to be tortured by that thing again and have to go west, and finally become a fighting Buddha, which sounds so ironic.

God knows that on the way to learn the scriptures, the scene where Monk Tang rolled his head in his arms and rolled on the ground made me hate the scene where Brother Hou was just a little out of character. I just wanted to beat the monk to death and feed the monsters.

My monkey brother, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, was forced to become a high-level thug who couldn't resist.Forget about thugs, but many times it is clear that they did nothing wrong, because the monk made a mistake in his own judgment, how many wronged crimes did he suffer?

Who stipulated that those who believe in Buddhism should not kill, how did the angry-eyed King Kong come about?

ah!Can't think about it anymore!Although I am annoyed by monk Tang, but now monk Tang is me, I can't jump into the mouth of the monster by myself to avenge brother monkey.

I continued to walk forward, and suddenly found that the rein in my hand could not be pulled.Looking back at the white horse, it looked like it was about to kneel, and the monkey son on the white horse grinned even more, as if he was threatening someone.

When I came back to my senses, I suddenly found that there were two tigers blocking the way in front of me. Seeing me looking over, I roared and made the white horse kneel down.There are several long snakes in the back coiling themselves into poop, poisonous insects on the left, and monsters on the right.

I was made dumplings!

I should have been terrified, even in modern safari parks, I have never been this close to a beast of prey.However, my heart is calm at this time, and I even want to laugh a little.

I don't know which local ruffian will come to save me next and brush my favorability?

Sure enough, those beasts and poisonous insects only surrounded me, and just when I was impatient and wanted to change my posture, suddenly, all the poisonous insects and beasts surrounding me in four directions ran away.

A man with a steel fork in his hand and a bow and arrow on his back turned out from the front hillside.

is a person?Is it a demon?

I don't know what to do, normal people shouldn't have the aura to frighten all the beasts away as soon as they appear on the stage, right?

But that man was indeed a man, a hunter in the mountains, who came out to hunt, and unexpectedly met me.

I'm really puzzled that this time it's not a monster or a god, but just an ordinary person, but how should I put it, I have the highest affection for people now.In addition, I was alone along the way, so I would be more than happy to chat with people.

Orion's name is Liu Boqin, and his nickname is Zhenshan Taibao. Seeing his ability, I think this nickname is very appropriate.Liu Boqin was very enthusiastic. Seeing that I was from the Tang Dynasty and was an imperial envoy of the king of the Tang Dynasty, he said he was going to fetch a lynx to entertain me.

He was so enthusiastic, he rushed out before I said I don't eat meat.

I followed his figure and looked at him, not knowing what to say.

Is that a lynx?Who can tell me, does the tiger have an alias called the bobcat?

Liu Boqin fought with the tiger for an hour, directly piercing the tiger's heart and liver with the steel fork in his hand, and then grabbed the tiger's ears and dragged the dead tiger to my side.The whole person's face remained unchanged, and he couldn't breathe continuously, as if he had never exercised vigorously.

I:"……"

I think that if I have this ability, I don't have to worry about not being able to make it to the west.

Liu Boqin's residence is not too far from here. When you walk around the hillside, you can see a villa where chickens are singing and dogs are barking, which makes my eyes warm.

Although this is not my home, I have to say that the feeling that I am not alone in the mountains is very comforting.

There is only one mother and one wife in Liu Boqin's family. Although I think this place is beyond the boundaries of the Tang Dynasty, their family still calls themselves Tang people and calls me a fellow villager.The family was very hospitable, because I don't eat meat and specially cooked vegetarian rice for me.

It's also a coincidence that tomorrow is the anniversary of Liu Boqin's father's death. Liu's mother asked me to read the scriptures, and I agreed without thinking.

This is what I have done since I was a child, and there is no difficulty at all.

The response was also very good. Liu's father gave the whole family a dream at night, saying that because of my scriptures, his sins were eliminated, and he was about to be sent by the king of hell to be reincarnated in a wealthy family in Datang.

When I heard this, I took it for granted. This is how the reputation of me and my Master Fa Ming was established. I am not unfamiliar with this rhetoric.But Liu Boqin and his family seemed to be more polite to me because of this. Not only did they prepare a lot of dry food for me to eat on the road, Liu Boqin also planned to give me a ride.

With Liu Boqin, a local acquaintance, leading the way, my journey went smoothly.Until halfway up the mountain, Liu Boqin said goodbye to me, "This is Liangjie Mountain. To the east is my Dongtu Tang Dynasty, and to the west is the Tatar. The tigers and wolves over there are not under my control, and I can't cross the boundary." .Elder, let's leave now."

I had expected this separation in my heart, although I was a little bit reluctant, but I still didn't force it.He has already sent me a long way, so is it possible that he can send me directly to the West Paradise?

I was about to say goodbye to him formally when I heard shouts as loud as thunder.

The white horse knelt down again, and the son of the monkey was yelled at by the cry, and jumped up the tree all of a sudden, and disappeared after a few jumps.

Liu Boqin and I looked at each other, and both felt that the other's face was very ugly.

Slowly, the voice gradually became clearer, and I also heard the content of the shout.

——"My master is here! My master is here!"

My heart moved, could it be...

Brother Monkey? !