[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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Wufeng finally followed Brother Monkey and left.

As the monkey brother of a warlord, the local emperor, he sets the rules by himself, not to mention raising bears, as long as he wants to, there is probably nothing in the world that he cannot raise.Not to mention tigers, wolves, bears and leopards, even if you get a few penguins, I believe Brother Monkey has the ability to make them run under the tropical sun.

"It's just right for my junior brother to go back with me." Brother Hou sat very dishonestly, "It's just right for me to take care of the housework, lead the monk army to chant scriptures, and save them from talking about Buddhism with me, which makes my brain hurt."

"I can do this." Wu Feng smiled, not at all reluctant.

No one doubts this. With Wufeng's cultivation skills, it is very easy to create a name of Buddha alive. You must know that among the few enlightened people, only Wufeng is truly devoted to Buddha, and even Wuqing, who was born in Lingshan, is only one. It can be regarded as half of it, but now it has been completely corrupted by this colorful world.

"By the way, Master." Brother Hou asked me before leaving, "Master, do you like white tigers? The servant gave me a tigress with cubs earlier, and I had already given birth to two cubs before I came here." , Master, if you like it, I will send it to you."

do i like itOf course I like it very much, but since I can't even raise a black bear, let alone a tiger.

"Take care of it well, I'll go to your place to see it when I'm free." My business here hasn't started yet, but I'm depressed to find that the temptation to me from Brother Hou's place has skyrocketed, and the difficulty of refusing it has also skyrocketed.

I used to envy the people in Saudi Arabia in Dubai the most, not because they are full of moats, but because they can raise beasts like ligers and tigers as big cats.Now that the same treatment is within reach in front of me, I really want to drag Brother Monkey and let him take me away.

No, no, I'm going to Brother Hou, he will definitely not let me do anything and raise me like a rice bug.Although I came here like this before, the situation is different now. Even Wu Qing is working hard to become an Internet celebrity and rely on himself. As a master, how can I become a negative example.

"That's okay." Brother Hou didn't force it at all, "Now that technology is so advanced, even if it's not in front of you, you can still video it. When I go back, let someone press the camera in the tiger garden, and master, you can watch the tiger cub grow up in video." big."

This idea sounds great. When others cloud cats, I can already cloud raise tigers.

"Big brother, do you have mine?" Bai Jingjing asked sweetly.

"Yes." Brother Hou replied lazily, "Someone also gave me several lions. I have invited people from the British Royal Academy to study dyes. By then, I will be able to dye a group of lions without color difference." A green-haired lion. Junior sister, don’t forget to make hydrangeas.”

It wasn't until Brother Hou took Wufeng away in the dark that I belatedly realized that Bai Jingjing was a little too silent.This is a bit unusual, you know, Bai Jingjing has always been very eye-catching, and in the occasion where she was too lazy to argue with her just now, it was the biggest anomaly for her to keep silent and not speak.

"Jingjing, do you have something on your mind? Or work is not going well?" I asked her.

"I hate lions!" Bai Jingjing said with a sad face.

"Wukong is teasing you." I comforted Bai Jingjing.

Bai Jingjing looked at me for a while, then shook her head, "Master, you think too much about that monkey, do you know what crazy things he did?"

"What's the matter?" I asked curiously.

"Once he tore me apart and brought a bunch of dogs!" Bai Jingjing said through gritted teeth.

"You were bitten?" I had never heard of this, and I was taken aback when I first heard it.

"No, but surrounded by a group of dogs, I panicked!" Bai Jingjing hated, "That monkey is narrow-minded and vengeful, but he also has great luck. God is too unfair!"

I really can't empathize with Bai Jingjing, even though I think Brother Hou is a bit too much intellectually, the existence of fan filters is beyond my control, I just think Brother Hou is naughty and cute.

Thinking about it this way, it's not easy for Bai Jingjing, her father doesn't love her mother, her master is partial to her opponent, and the whereabouts of Zhu Bajie, who she can talk to the most, is currently unknown.

I feel a little ashamed of her. Although I usually don't help each other at most, this is probably a kind of accomplice?

I was thinking about it, when Bai Jingjing suddenly looked at me with some hesitation, her eyes were full of hesitation.

"What's wrong?" I just felt that no matter what Bai Jingjing said at this moment, I would agree without hesitation.

"Master, do you plan to find your wife recently?" Bai Jingjing asked.

"Whether your teacher's wife was born or not is still a problem." I would not have announced early on that I would live my life with abstinence, but it is true that I really don't have this kind of thought now.

"That's good. Master, I've been harassed recently, can you go to the set?" Bai Jingjing twisted her fingers, "That's right, support me?"

I thought it was something, as long as I didn't put Bai Jingjing and Brother Hou together for me to choose, other things are really nothing to embarrass.At this moment, I regarded Bai Jingjing as a good boy who was bullied but still very sensible and well-behaved, and completely forgot about her brilliant achievements.

So, I agreed without thinking too much.

I didn't think it was a big deal at first, the boss of Bai Jingjing's film crew was Zhao Bo, and now he wanted to confess Bai Jingjing as his aunt, how could it make Bai Jingjing feel uncomfortable.Facts have proved that Zhao Bo is fine, but Zhao Bo is just a young director with some background in his family. If someone with a deeper background comes to the set to pursue Bai Jingjing, he really can't stop him.

"I'm almost worried to death." After Zhao Bo saw me, he asked the assistant director to take over the camera, and then pulled me aside and began to complain, "That person didn't delay the shooting progress, and he didn't get in the way. He just turned on the camera every day. Sending flowers in the car, and then watching like an idiot. This is not a big deal at first, but the eldest niece doesn’t like it, so it’s a bit embarrassing. It was so embarrassing that the rest of the crew had to breathe carefully."

"What's that person's background?" The production has just started, and I haven't met the person who even Bai Jingjing finds troublesome.

"The family has a military-political combination. There is a twin brother who is said to have a bright future in the army. He has been in poor health since he was a child, so he is also favored by the family. Now he is in business, and he is considered a rookie in the industry." Zhao Bo said bitterly, "People are not It's unreasonable, from my point of view, I'm sincere to my eldest niece, but I just don't like it."

I originally thought that Bai Jingjing was meeting a bully with a deep background, so she called me here, but Zhao Bo would not lie to me.With Bai Jingjing's experience, it's easy to deal with such a person. Why did she ask me to come here?

In the dressing room, Bai Jingjing asked the makeup artist to go out for a while, leaving only the two of us, and then said with a serious expression, "I'm not sure, but that person feels bad to me. It's not that he is bad, but I think something will happen to him soon, and if something happens, it will definitely implicate me. I can’t say exactly what, it just feels wrong, so I asked Master to take a look. My eyes are not right, and many people still think I am playing hard to get."

"Did they forget that you were a troublemaker abroad?" I asked amusedly.

"It's not that monkey's fault. A group of people gave me some wax." Bai Jingjing said angrily, "My good reputation has been tarnished."

At this moment, someone knocked on the outside door, and Bai Jingjing's little assistant poked her head in, "Sister Bai, Mr. Qiao is here."

Bai Jingjing looked at me, clasped her hands together as if begging.

I sighed and dismissed my apprentice's suitors. If I didn't feel a little guilty towards Bai Jingjing, I wouldn't have done such a strange thing.

That Mr. Qiao looks a few years older than me, and, in all fairness, he is really not that kind of annoying person, not only that, but the golden light of merit on his body is almost enough to blind people's eyes.It's a pity that Yintang is black, and with my half-baked fortune-telling skills, he will soon encounter a calamity of life and death.

"Are you Jingjing's master?" Mr. Qiao has a very good attitude towards me, even if Bai Jingjing deliberately made an intimate gesture with me in front of him just now, she was not at all annoyed, "Jingjing always mentioned you to me."

It's a pity that in Bai Jingjing's mouth, you are a big trouble.I complained in my heart, but I also exchanged pleasantries.

I was not very proficient in dealing with people before, but traveling through this fact is training people. Except for demons and ghosts, the people I deal with the most on the westbound road are the kings of the countries that pass by. .

To my surprise, Mr. Qiao didn't tell me too much about Bai Jingjing. On the contrary, we chatted very well. When we said goodbye, we even exchanged phone numbers and names.

Mr. Joe's name was Gautama.

I paused and couldn't help but look at him, "Do any of the elders believe in Buddhism?"

"My grandmother believes in Buddhism." Mr. Qiao said, "I was in poor health when I was born. My grandmother went to the temple to ask the master, and finally decided on this name for me."

I looked at Mr. Qiao with an innocent smile, and really wanted to ask him, does he know that he has collided with the founder of a certain religion?