[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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I forgot who told me that the worst nightmare in the world is to wake up and appear in the college entrance examination room after flying freely for several years.It's an absolute nightmare from hell, but right now, I'm not sure my situation is any better.

That's right, I wasn't so unlucky that I opened my eyes in the examination room, but when I almost forgot about my major, you informed me to go for an internship?

Is it time to switch majors now?

I dare not say anything else, but in Sanskrit, I am an absolute professional.

I clicked on the class WeChat group that I hadn't entered for a long time, and there were lively discussions about the internship in it.Because of the particularity of the major, almost all of them are arranged by the school, and the salary is also a little symbolic.Several active numbers kept complaining, and then someone threw a screenshot, followed by a message.

——In these days, no matter how good your major is, it’s better to be able to read two scriptures.The poor monk plans to become a monk, and he has jumped out of the three realms and is not in the five elements. All benefactors are polite, Amitabha [join your palms]

I clicked on the screenshot, and it was a recruitment notice, a fairly famous temple was recruiting intern monks.

Compared with our internship salary of less than [-] Mao, his salary during the internship was nearly [-]. Not to mention that everyone else in the group was excited, even I was a little tempted.

There is no harm without comparison.

However, I held on.

After finally returning to this colorful world, I didn't do it to continue chanting scriptures and praying for Buddha.

"Vehicle engineering..." Wuqing still looks like a little mink, but he has already recovered to the point where he can speak with 50 fans on Weibo. He is addicted to Weibo all day long and can't help himself. Can sleep [-] hours a day of normal work and rest.He poked his paw at the professional book I had found out, "Master, so you learned how to build a car, no wonder you were able to coax the red boy before."

"It's two different things." I flipped through the notes I made before, and while taking the time to answer Wuqing.

"It really doesn't seem to be the same." Wuqing hugged the phone—a tablet is not very friendly to his size, but even with a phone, I didn't understand how his little paws managed to operate effectively—"But Master, you can refer to it, if you can build a flying car, you will definitely become famous, maybe even better than Howard Stark."

"Who?" I didn't realize it for a while. It seems that there is no big name in the automobile manufacturing industry with this name.

"Iron Man Tony Stark's father." Wuqing swept his big furry tail back and forth on the ground, "Master, come on, design a battle armor for me someday, and I will be a steel mink!"

I think it is necessary for me to control Wuqing's browsing content. Can manga movies be taken seriously?

"Those don't exist, they're all made up characters," I said.

"How is it possible?" Wu Qing straightened up holding the phone and walked to me, "There are so many people who like him, if this is fake, are these people also deceived?"

This question is a bit complicated, I flipped through Wuqing's browsing history, "Why are you so interested in hot weapons?"

Wu Qing snorted twice, twisting himself into a twist, "I just think this is much more useful than spells."

Thinking of what Wuqing suffered from poachers when he first came to this world, I rubbed his little head, it seems logical?

But what about steel mink, bye bye manual.

However, Wuqing paid attention to this matter. I never thought that one day I would be urged to study by my apprentice.Of course, this is not without effect, at least, the gentleman I invited to manage the Weibo account for Wuqing took a few moments with the camera very cleverly, and then edited the text and sent it out, so that Wuqing's fans can directly Turned over.

After all, pets that will urge their owners to learn are the only ones, and there is no semicolon.

Wu Qing, who had tasted the sweetness, became more active.

And the effect is also remarkable, at least, I picked up the knowledge and skills that I had forgotten.Maybe it's because I became a skilled worker after learning it all over again, maybe... To be precise, it's not maybe, but my ability to absorb new knowledge is terrible.

Wuqing began to persuade me to change my major, so I shut him up in a small black room. Is there a difference between car manufacturing and weapon manufacturing?

I love Iron Man too, but definitely not to this extent.

"Master, I heard that you abuse ferrets every day?" Bai Jingjing occasionally called me when she was not filming.She has a special status in the crew. Although she is a newcomer without any qualifications, everyone can see the momentum of being praised, and because of this she hinders some people's eyes. Every time I chat with me, I will complain about many people.

It's just that her complaints are completely enjoyable to me.

"I was abused by the mink." I said angrily.

Bai Jingjing laughed wildly, and after greeting Wuqing, she routinely began to complain to me about what happened in the crew.My mood is a bit complicated. Firstly, gossip is very useful to pass the time. Secondly, there are several actors in Bai Jingjing's crew that I used to like. Of course, they are not so sincere now. I heard that their petty actions and double-faced Style, I still feel a little lost.

"Fighting with others is a lot of fun, this sentence really makes sense." Bai Jingjing was full of energy, "This place is really suitable for me. I don't need to make up my identity, they can make up all kinds of tricks for me. , and spread it as a real thing. First I was adopted, then I relied on my boyfriend. After I called Zhao Bo Uncle Zhao in front of many people, I became a second-generation rich lady again. This is The latest rumor, I'll wait to see if there are other tricks."

"..." I was silent for a while, "Is this interesting?"

"How fun." Bai Jingjing was about to say something more when there was a knock on her door, "Master, wait for me for a while..."

I glanced at the time, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening, what could happen at this time?

After a while, when Bai Jingjing picked up the phone again, through the video, I saw that the corners of her mouth were curved with a trace of evil, making people unable to help but raise the [-]th level alarm.

"I forgot to mention that there are people who want to frame me and make excuses." Bai Jingjing smiled charmingly, "They really treat me as a fool."

I remembered Zhao Bo and the others discussed the persona for Bai Jingjing. It was too much to call Bai Jingjing silly, but she was labeled as ignorant of world affairs.Bai Jingjing's current identity is an adopted daughter who was brought up by Buddhist monks and had little contact with the outside world. At that time, this identity was very suitable. After all, no matter how clever Bai Jingjing is, she may not be able to adapt to this world all at once, but now it seems to be taken as a point that can be used .

"Can you handle it?" I was a little worried, this is not an area I know, and now I really want to make a call to Zhao Bo.

"Master, no matter if they conspire to frame them or sow discord, I am their ancestor." Bai Jingjing said murderously, "If you dare to fall in love with your ancestors, I will definitely teach them a good lesson."

At this moment, I feel that Bai Jingjing is dark.

The two-month internship passed quickly, and winter came unexpectedly.Bai Jingjing's production team has wrapped up, and the new drama has entered post-production.Bai Jingjing, who has no job for the time being, stays at home and helps me take care of Wuqing. Occasionally, she shows up from behind, and even if she shows a hand, she can make some manual controls scream, which really steals Wuqing's limelight.

However, I feel that Bai Jingjing is holding back her big move. She hasn't responded to what happened last time, so I don't believe she will let it go so easily.

When it really happened, I didn't know whether I should be proud of knowing Bai Jingjing so well.

"Half the people in the entertainment industry have been dragged into the water by you." I watched the crowd of demons dancing on the Internet, "Did you use magic?"

"Hmm." Bai Jingjing took a selfie with Wu Qing'ao in her arms, "It's not that I wronged them, but the fact is like this, but it was exposed bravely."

Weibo card is not good, I watched that actor who can be regarded as a first-line actor confess to the camera, shaking off all the power and sex transactions he has known all these years, and I can only say one word to Bai Jingjing.If I remember correctly, this actor was originally in Bai Jingjing's crew, but he broke the contract and quit not long after joining the crew. At that time, it attracted speculation from all sides. Although he attributed the reason to himself, his fans I still thought that my idol was being bullied by the crew, and made a fuss for a while.

"His previous withdrawal?" I asked Bai Jingjing.

"This matter will be exposed sooner or later. I can't let him hurt the reputation of my first drama, right?" Bai Jingjing said briskly, "Master, do you know that he raised a magic kid? I saved that kid, and then He hurried to find the mage without even filming the scene."

"Little ghost? Does that really work?" I paused, "No, does that really exist?"

"For ordinary people, there is belief or no belief." Bai Jingjing shook her head, "Master, you forgot what I said earlier that there is faith in this world, but people don't know how to cultivate it. But now I think, It's not that there are no people who don't practice at all, but the decline is too complete, and that bit of Taoism can be ignored for us. In the past, if you don't know how to spread the clouds and spread the rain, how can you say that you have a good practice? Now Those tricks of ghosts and ghosts are simply not on the table."

Bai Jingjing's wishful thinking was very resounding, she only pushed it once, and the following things just snowballed, and when her new drama was released on satellite TV, the people who eat melons were also tired of the excitement before , and began to happily chase dramas again.

Bai Jingjing, who has no black history, is as pure as a white lotus.

Bai Jingjing was so busy that she didn't even have time to sleep, but she didn't look tired at all, her face was radiant.

Soon, the series was sold abroad, and Bai Jingjing followed the crew to promote it, and even went on a short trip after work.As a result, the local warlords scuffled, and they were detained and imprisoned.

When I heard the news from the news, I didn't worry at all, I just mourned for the unlucky warlord.

What kind of bad luck must this be, to provoke Bai Jingjing without opening her eyes.