[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

If you add a label to Bai Jingjing, it means that if you don't work, you won't die. From her point of view, since she can't die anyway, then she can tease her vigorously. Anyway, idle is idle.

After Bai Jingjing chatted with me and ate melon, she got up and planned to leave.Finally, when he reached the door, he jumped back a small step as if he was taken aback, "Why are you here?"

I looked at the door curiously.

Brother Hou entered the room calmly, without even giving her a corner of his eyes.

Bai Jingjing stood where she was, her expression fluctuating, and then she stomped and ran away.

"Master." Brother Hou called me, "How long are we going to stay here? Today, someone asked Lao Sun about horses. If we stay longer, Lao Sun will pluck some hairs and create hundreds of horses. Fool it."

"Did it come from a new friend Ba Jie knew?" I was curious.

During this period of time, Zhu Bajie regained his addiction to doing business. When we went to the city earlier, in order not to be too unconventional, I made a few enlightened people look like humans. After punching Brother Hou a few times, he also became a big man with a straight face, not very handsome, but in line with mainstream aesthetics.

My first thought at the time was, no wonder he was able to be the door-to-door son-in-law.

Anyway, now that Zhu Bajie has such an honest and honest face, he has a lot of friends in the city.

"It doesn't seem like it." Brother Monkey shook his head, "That idiot knows the origin of our horses, so he won't introduce people to buy them. Those people seem to have heard the rumors, and they are here for the horses. But they don't seem to come from the right way. , a little bit of a cover-up."

I don't know if it's because I'm superstitious, but now I regret that I played the sign of a horse dealer.The BMW of this era is not a modern travel tool. Although it also has this part of the function, it is even listed as a military supply.

If the buyer is going the official route, there's not much to say.But Brother Monkey said that those people covered their heads and faces, so I was afraid that I would fall into some political battle.

I hope that I am thinking too much, isn't it that the king who destroyed France is still wise?

At dinner in the evening, as expected, Bai Jingjing was picked on by Brother Monkey again, Bai Jingjing looked at me with a look of humiliation, "Master——"

"Don't call me Master!" Brother Hou made trouble very shamelessly, "I have to cure your problem, so as to save me from kicking my nose and face all day long."

Bai Jingjing seemed very angry, "Who kicked your flat nose?!"

To be honest, Brother Hou's nose was not very straight when he had a hairy face, but the face he transformed now doesn't look like he has a flat nose at all.

Bai Jingjing's words didn't seem to touch Brother Hou's pain point, he just sneered and continued to eat.

Bai Jingjing froze for a while, then showed a triumphant smile, and the next meal was not to mention how dignified and ladylike she was.

Based on what I know about Brother Monkey, I don't think this matter is over.But until I went back to my room to sleep at night, Brother Hou didn't do anything.

Could it be that I treated Brother Monkey's belly with the heart of a villain?

As a result, when I was sleeping soundly at night, I was suddenly awakened by screams outside.

The scream was high and sharp, full of infinite terror.Immediately afterwards, there was a crashing sound from outside when they were in a panic, and the whole inn changed from quiet to noisy, and the lights outside were also lit.

"Who's going to die! It's not a good night... ahhh!!!" Widow Zhao's sleepy voice came from downstairs outside, and before she finished speaking, it turned into another scream, " There are robbers!!!”

The scream was sharper and harsher, and the content was more refreshing, completely driving away my drowsiness.

I get up and get dressed, put the wig back on, and open the door to go out.At this time, several other Wus had already tied up the intruders with ropes, and more than 20 people were tied up in a ball and thrown into the lobby below, which looked very spectacular.

I calmed down, and the veils that those people used to cover their faces were pulled down. I found that some of the faces were very familiar. They were the people in this inn. The miscellaneous work has taken care of us very attentively in the past few days.

Although we paid for the hotel, the work here is quite normal for us to be a little hospitable.But the current scene illustrates the old saying——

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.

"Miss Boss." I looked at Widow Zhao who was trembling in the corner, "Do you know about this?"

Is this a black shop or a den of thieves?

Widow Zhao shook her head vigorously.

There is nothing to say about the next thing, just report to the official directly.In the end, I didn't expect that those people took the initiative to provoke us, but they just bit back, saying that we are murderers and have a murder case in their hands.

I thought there would be no twists and turns in this kind of case of being arrested, but after I was summoned again and found out about it, my mood was almost the same as that of the old man.

Could it be that the government wants to operate in the dark to cover things up?

The robber was still eloquent, "My lord, our brothers only want to make a deal, but we have never thought of hurting people's lives. We are also very cautious in our actions. We have observed for half a month before and prepared carefully. If something unexpected happened, How can people be startled before they start? It’s really that this group of horse dealers has no conscience. We just opened a door, and we saw a bone frame hanging from the beam, and the gloomy jaws opening and closing, begging us for help. Complaints!"

skeleton?Uh, I never heard that Bai Jingjing has the habit of returning to her original shape to rest.Moreover, with her ability, even if she has, she shouldn't be unguarded and be seen seriously.

"It's a joke." Even though I thought so, I still shook my head and denied it, "It was late at night, and the lights and candles were all out. Even if you opened a door, you couldn't see anything clearly inside. Not only did you see the skeleton , can you see the movement clearly?"

"It was indeed dark at the time, but the skeleton was glowing!" The bandit leader poked his neck and looked at me, "You people, even though you are following the idea of ​​a horse dealer, you only have a horse with you these days. What business do you do in private?"

"Then come to rob us?" I think he deceived the people present as fools.

As a result, the bandit leader plausibly said, "It's more oily to eat black people!"

I:"……"

I'm speechless!

However, it doesn't matter whether I have anything to say, the important thing is that the bone frame that the bandit leader mentioned doesn't exist at all!Widow Zhao also proved that seven of us stayed together, no more and no less. In the end, the government ruled us innocent and threw the robbers into prison.

When I went back, I originally planned to change the inn. It seemed that the conditions here were not very good at first, but it was actually quite comfortable to stay for half a month.But no matter how comfortable we are, it doesn’t matter if our safety is not guaranteed. Even if no one can pose a threat to us, what if the vest falls off and someone finds out that we are monks?

However, Widow Zhao's mother and daughter cried pitifully, fearing that her store's reputation would be completely lost if we left, she begged us hard, and we stayed in the end.

I called a few Wu into the room for a small meeting, focusing on the fluorescent bone frame in the white crystal room that scared the robbers to pee.

This is not at all a mistake that Bai Jingjing would make.

After Bai Jingjing finishes speaking, we are sure that she cannot be blamed for this matter, at least, she cannot be blamed entirely.

With Bai Jingjing's shrewdness, of course she wouldn't intentionally cause trouble at such a time. The problem is, she can't change back.

"How can I hang myself on the beam of the house?" Bai Jingjing said while looking at Brother Hou with her eyes.

Well, the truth is very clear, Bai Jingjing did provoke Monkey Brother during dinner, but Monkey Brother didn't get angry on the spot, but took revenge after dinner.

Since this is Brother Monkey, I won't say that he is narrow-minded. I can only say that he is not in a hurry and has the style of a general... No, I want to beat Monkey a little bit!

Of course, Brother Monkey won't let me beat him so easily. The next day, Brother Monkey went out for a trip, and when he came back, there were many more people around him.

"It's all changed by the old grandson's hair." Brother Hou told me, "I also transformed those horses, which are just outside the city. If there are noble people who come to buy them, we will have a chance to get in touch with them, so that we can learn some inside stories about the destruction of France. , should be more detailed than the news that everyone knows."

Brother Monkey's method is very good, because it didn't take long for someone to come in contact with us.

The people who came seemed to be noble, and the attendants looked ordinary at first glance, but Bai Jingjing told me that the clothes those people wore were not cheap, they were just covered with a cheap layer of camouflage.

Brother Hou randomly plucked a handful of hairs and turned them into more than [-] horses. The reference standard was the white horse I rode, and the white horse was given to me by Li Shimin, so the quality of these horses can be imagined. He's not a real horse dealer, so he entrusted Zhu Bajie with discussing the business, and with Bai Jingjing on the sidelines, there's nothing to worry about.

In the end, Bai Jingjing was always able to surprise people. She made a friendship with the leader of the other party, and it turned out to be so good that they wanted to take her away and take her back to be Ji's concubine.

After sending off the person who proposed this exchange of opinions, Brother Hou was going to laugh like crazy, and Bai Jingjing remained expressionless.

Although we refused, the other party didn't seem to mind. In other words, they valued the horses more, and these women's pastimes were just optional.

I think the person behind the other party must be capable of great things.

And the fact is also the same, when we get in touch with each other gradually, the real owner who wants to buy those horses—maybe thinks we are too boring and wants to overwhelm others? ——revealed his identity——

He is the Crown Prince of Extermination of France.

And what makes me feel a little inappropriate is, if the identity of the other party is true, what is his purpose for buying these horses?Even though I can go through official channels and insist on such private contacts, even if I am not politically sensitive, I still feel that there is something wrong with it.

When the crown prince met with me in person, his words verified my thoughts.

That's right, he planned to secretly recruit troops to rebel against his father.

The crown prince said impassionedly, "Father acted perversely, violated the will of the ancestors, was cruel and inhumane, and killed monks in vain. He is really a fool!"