[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I'm just glad I didn't drink tea, otherwise I would have to spray it.

To be honest, this Bai Jingjing has a slightly plump figure and fair skin. The clothes are made of unknown fabrics, but they look very simple and comfortable, and her hairstyle has no tricks, just a random knot with a wooden hairpin.

But it cannot be denied that the kind and gentle temperament she exudes makes people not have any bad thoughts when they see her.

I am quite sure that such a person will please children and make people believe that she can take good care of children.

But only if, it's not for me.

"Don't use it now?" I discussed with her.

Bai Jingjing sighed sadly, with pleading eyes in her eyes, "Master, can you just let me dress up like this? Otherwise, when the elder brother comes back, I will be disgusted and useless."

Hey, there is a lot of information in this sentence.

However, as a person who regards Brother Monkey as an idol, and who can confidently put his heart in his armpit when it comes to Brother Monkey... I can only say that Bai Jingjing has found the wrong person to complain about.

However, Bai Jingjing's words seemed to turn on some strange switch, which gave Zhu Bajie infinite inspiration.

"Sister Bai, bear with it, who made Brother Monkey more capable." Zhu Bajie immediately sighed, "I think at the beginning, Master said I was his favorite pig, and he hugged me for walks when he had nothing to do, but the monkey was jealous , I just made up a reason, stuffed the old pig with an unknown medicine, and matured the old pig to what it is now. Master, you were not happy at the time, and you said that Brother Monkey is here, you must always remember this , don't forget."

I looked at Zhu Bajie and wondered if the word 'fool' was pasted on my head.

But my speechlessness seemed to be an encouragement to Zhu Bajie. The more he spoke, the more energetic he said, "I still miss the days in Chenjiazhuang. You carried water to my farm, and spent the new year with Meimei..."

The more he said it, the more outrageous it became. Could it be that Zhu Bajie forced his life in Gaolaozhuang to some kind of Chenjiazhuang?I don't know about other things. Monk Tang himself will not procrastinate on the road at all, and he will carry water to farm for the new year?Nonsense does not have some spectrum.Moreover, if I were Monk Tang, I would definitely rush all the way to Lingshan. The matter of learning the scriptures should be completed early, and I can still become a Buddha. What a wonderful thing, how could I procrastinate on the road?

Unfortunately, as soon as I said this, the eyes of the Wumen looked at me a little strangely. I didn't know why, so they returned to normal, but that normality was a bit deliberate, and even I could easily see it.

"Master, why did you forget so thoroughly?" Zhu Bajie muttered in a low voice.

"Did I say something wrong?" I wondered.

"Master, what do you think of Guanyin Bodhisattva?" Zhu Bajie asked.

This question is extremely strange, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is so merciful and merciful, and his magic power is boundless, of course it is excellent."

Zhu Bajie threw his head on the table and wailed, "It's over, it's over, Master is really stupid!"

I think what I said is the standard answer, which is completely fine.

When Brother Monkey came back, I was in a daze.In any case, the impact of today's incident is not small, and there is too much information to process.Some things that have happened, are happening, and things that are going to happen together make me feel dizzy. I can only intuitively think that this team of traveling west to learn Buddhist scriptures is not simple. The attitudes of the Bodhisattvas are very intriguing.

I hate this kind of change that conflicts with my long-standing cognitive impression.

Monkey Brother brought back some bad news.

He didn't find Mrs. Diyong, but found Zhenhai Chanlin Temple. He didn't show up, and turned into a flying insect. While chatting with the monks in the temple, he learned that there are monsters that harm people here, and one or two monks in their temple will disappear every now and then.

"Mrs. Diyong would go to the temple to offer incense on weekdays, and she was very energetic when she came back." I recalled that things that I didn't think were strange on weekdays seemed to be covered with a veil of weirdness at this time, leading to an easy and unpredictable life. I will think of the ending, but once I think of it, the more disturbing the ending will be.

Brother Hou probably saw my hesitation and decided to take me to Zenlin Temple in Zhenhai to find out the details of the evil monsters doing evil there.

When a few of me and I arrived at Zenlin Temple in Zhenhai, it was already late. We knocked on the door and pretended to be a passing monk begging to move in. Although the monks in the temple looked sad and had red and swollen eyes, they still prepared the room and just said let us Lock the doors and windows at night and don't go out.

"Could it be that you have done some shady business here, afraid that we will bump into you at night?" Brother Monkey asked.

A younger monk showed displeasure, and the other older monk shook his head and stopped the younger brother's words, "It's not that we are too fussy, but that there are demons haunting this temple at night. Every night there are brothers and sisters on duty to bump into each other." The bell beats the drum, but there are always a few days every month, only the bell rings, but no one returns. When I look for it in the daytime, I can only find clothes and shoes thrown in the backyard, bloody bones are still there, flesh and blood But being eaten clean, how can one not be sad, how can one not be afraid?"

Of course I will be afraid, I feel scary when I hear it, okay?

"Why have I never heard of this?" I asked tentatively, "My wife will come here to offer incense every three or five days, and even stay overnight..."

Before I finished speaking, the monk waved his hand hastily, "Be careful with your words, you can't say that. Although there are evil spirits in our temple, it is still a decent temple, and we never keep female guests. Besides, this place is remote. I don't remember any female benefactor who can come here every now and then."

"That man-eating monster is most likely Mrs. Diyong." Brother Hou said after the two monks left.

I remembered that every time she claimed to have a meal with her after returning from Shangxiang, I couldn't help feeling uncomfortable.Although I always eat vegetarian food, Mrs. Diyong next to me eats my kind...

This feels terrible.

It was getting dark soon, Brother Hou went out for a stroll, and when he came back, he brought back a set of monk clothes, which was exactly the style worn by the monks in the Zen Forest Temple in Zhenhai. The monk who went to ring the bell fell asleep and hid it, and will ring the bell for him later. Master, are you waiting for news here, or do you want to go and see for yourself?"

"Can I see?" I was a little surprised.

"I'm afraid I have to use a spell to make Master smaller and hide you on his body." Brother Hou sighed, "After what happened to Shituoling, Lao Sun is no longer worried about letting Master stay alone gone."

Although I feel both honored and moved, I feel that the few Enlightenments other than Brother Monkey seem to have great objections to this statement.

To my surprise, no one brought it up, even Bai Jingjing and Zhu Bajie from the black monkey brother kept their mouths shut.At this moment, I feel that Brother Hou is infinitely close to the image of a mafia boss that no one dares to mess with.

Monkey Brother turned me into a cicada, and then he transformed into a [-]-year-old novice monk.

Beautiful features, a little affected.

Then I leaned on his shoulders and followed him to watch the night.By the time of the second watch, the wind outside was getting stronger, Brother Hou didn't care, and walked slowly towards the direction of the bell, passing by a rockery, suddenly there was a woman behind the rockery. coquettish voice.

I turned around and looked in that direction.

A beautiful woman walked out slowly, holding on to the rock.

It's Mrs. Diyong.

It's different from being with me. The current Mrs. Diyong, who looks a little frivolous, walks a few steps and walks in front of Brother Hou.

"Little master, it's so late and everyone else is sleeping, why do you come out and walk around?" She asked with a light smile.

"It's my turn to ring the bell tonight, so I'm not walking around." Brother Hou's voice was full of youthfulness.

"What's the fun of ringing the bell? Why don't you follow me to the back, let's have some other fun, which is definitely more fun than ringing the bell." Mrs. Diyong almost stuck herself in front of Brother Hou, and pulled him back.

Brother Hou cooperated with her in talking nonsense, and at the same time said stupid things, saying that he didn't understand what sex was.

I couldn't help laughing, but as soon as I made the sound, I realized something was wrong. The sound of "Cicada" sounded extraordinarily loud.

"Oh, little master, there's a bug on your shoulder." Mrs. Diyong stretched out her hand, "I'll catch it for you..."

I was about to hide, but Mrs. Diyong suddenly stumbled, and the whole person fell into Brother Hou's arms. His hands seemed to be looking for balance and groping randomly, and I didn't know where they touched. Brother Hou suddenly exploded , changed back to the original curly face Lei Gongzui, picked up the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and was about to hit him.

I don't know if Mrs. Diyong's ability is low or Brother Hou's ability is too high. It didn't take much trouble to catch her, and then threw her into a red gourd.

When did Monkey get an extra gourd magic weapon?I was wondering, when I heard Brother Monkey talking.

"That monster is so shameless, so he touched the old grandson's roots with his hands all over the place. Master, you didn't take advantage of it before, and broke Yuanyang, right?"

I:"……"

I never thought of myself as a thin-skinned person, but how should I answer this question?

I don't want to face my idols, do I? !