[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

When I woke up, I had a very severe headache, not the kind of headache after catching a cold, but the kind of pain like being beaten severely by someone.I couldn't help reaching out to touch the most painful place, but unexpectedly felt soft like cloth, while the other places were bare, as if the head had been shaved.

I opened my eyes.

The purpose of entering is not the home I am familiar with, but a canopy bed. The curtains are pulled up, and the furnishings outside the bed can be seen. The antique flavor makes people feel ominous.

"Master is awake, go and tell Madam!" A little girl in pink glanced at me and ran out.

Another little girl in green came over to help me do it, "Master is awake, it's been so many days, Madam is worried."

I looked at this little girl in green and wanted to convince myself that I was being spoofed by someone. Maybe there were cameras around me waiting for me to make a fool of myself. When I thought I had time-traveled, a bunch of people would appear to laugh at me.I cautiously kept silent, and kept looking at the surrounding furnishings, hoping to find a flaw.

The little girl in green is very talkative. Before I could say a word, she started chirping. From her words, I understood why those people who travel through time rarely reveal their secrets, because there are always people around. An unguarded and particularly talkative existence introduced all the background.

According to the little girl in green, I am a monk from outside. One day when I was passing through the mountains and forests, I met a lady who was hung on a tree by robbers.From then on, I gave up the vulgarity and stopped being a monk, and lived a life with my wife who only envied mandarin ducks but not immortals.The reason why I hurt my head was because I wanted to give my wife a pot of rare orchids. When I was searching in the mountains, I encountered heavy rain. The mountain slipped and I was trapped in it. I was hit on the head by a stone.

"Husband is awake?" A clear female voice came from outside, and a woman in white satin hurried in, "Husband, how do you feel now? Is your head still hurting? Are you thirsty or hungry? What would you like to eat?"

"Who are you?" I looked at the woman who was leaning towards me with a friendly face, and couldn't help but dodge back.

"Husband, why did you forget me?" The woman seemed surprised, but there was still a little joy in her eyes, which turned to sadness in an instant, "We worshiped each other and made vows to each other, and the name was also engraved on the Sansheng Stone. Don't remember me?"

I feel a little confused, did I accidentally time travel and occupy the body of this woman's husband?I heard from the little girl in green that the original owner was seriously injured and fell into a coma for a long time, but I was the one who woke up. Could it be that I have occupied the magpie's nest?

This conclusion is a bit uncomfortable, but the woman didn't care at all, she just said that I have nothing to do now, let me not worry, and said that the days to come are still long, so don't worry about it for a while.

This attitude can be said to be very good. After all, things like time travel can be said to be very ridiculous. It is not impossible for her to talk nonsense when I just woke up, but I always feel a little strange that things should not be like this.

The injury on my head healed very quickly. When I proposed to go out to have a look, the woman who claimed to be Mrs. Diyong did not stop me, but helped me out herself.

"This...why is there not a single family around here?" I have long been used to high-density population gathering places, but now it is far from what I am used to.

"There is a family, but it's far away." Mrs. Diyong pointed me in a direction, "There is also Zhenhai Chanlin Temple over there, do you remember?"

Of course I don’t remember that the existence of Buddhism, Taoism and religion has always been far away from my life. Unless it is a tourist attraction, I will not take the initiative to go there.

"It's okay if you don't remember, but the monks in that temple are very soft. It's obviously their temple. When they encounter strong people and evil spirits, they don't even dare to speak. They only know how to hide. They don't have the bearing of a monk. You didn't like it before. Yes." Mrs. Diyong said, "But if you have a good heart, you see them living like outsiders in your own temple, and you give them a sum of money to build another temple, so that you have a safe place to live. land."

Everything Mrs. Diyong said was very strange to me. I always felt that she was telling another person's deeds, which had nothing to do with me.

Whenever I said that, Mrs. Diyong would touch the scab on my head with a sad face, "Your head hurts too much, just wake up, and forget about the unimportant things." Alright."

But the problem is, I don't think I've forgotten anything, I just don't know how to time travel, and I picked up a body for nothing, and this body still has a wife, which is a bit embarrassing.

And the reason why I was embarrassed was because Mrs. Diyong implicitly hinted that she wanted to sleep with me after I got better.Even if I tell her that I have no impression of her, she doesn't care, but the problem is, I prefer to lose my heart, and now she only wants to lose her kidneys.

Well, it might not be fair to say that, in Mrs. Diyong's view, such things between husband and wife are justified.

But I refused.

Mrs. Diyong then scolded me with that look of looking down on a heartless person all day long, which made me feel guilty, so I could only try my best to be considerate in some small things.

One day, I was peeling peaches for her, when a little girl in purple came running from outside, smiling, "Ma'am, Ma'am, there's a commotion coming from the east, it's interesting, do you want to listen?"

"What excitement makes you so happy?" Mrs. Diyong opened her mouth slightly, and I fed a piece of peeled peach over with great interest, and I got a wink like silk.

I looked at the peach juice in my hand, and still felt that there was an unspeakable sense of disobedience in it, which was very wrong.

However, soon, I put this point aside, because the little girl in purple really brought a big news.

How big is it?It can be said that it subverted my usual cognition.

Monk Tang was eaten by Dapeng!

"Monk Tang?" It's hard for me to keep silent. Is this Monk Tang the one I know? "Which Monk Tang?"

"There are tens of thousands of monks in this world, and they may be called Tang monks, and there is only one holy monk who is driven by the emperor of the Eastern Tang Dynasty." Mrs. Diyong leaned towards me softly, and I stretched out my hand to support him very upright. She asked her to sit up straight again, and ignored the dissatisfied coquettish eyes, "It is said that he is the reincarnation of Elder Jin Chan, the second disciple of the Western Tathagata Buddha. A Taiyi Golden Immortal. Unexpectedly, after all, the fat and water did not flow into the field of outsiders, but was eaten by Dapeng."

I suspect that my time travel is not an ordinary time travel, but that I have traveled to a certain magic reformed TV series. Monk Tang was swallowed by Dapeng, so why not travel to the west?And I admit, I am more curious about Sun Wukong than Monk Tang. That is my idol male god, okay?

"Since he is a disciple of the Tathagata, how can he be so easily led?" I tried to change the subject, "Did he leave alone? Didn't anyone protect him?"

"I heard that he has several powerful apprentices. The eldest apprentice is Monkey King, the great sage Monkey King who once caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. But this time, his opponent is Dapeng, the son of the phoenix. Naturally, he was not an opponent when he was born and raised." The little girl in purple clothes said, "I heard that Monk Tang was swallowed by Dapeng in one gulp, and several of his apprentices immediately turned red-eyed, making Dapeng a bit embarrassed. But since Monk Tang had already swallowed it, There was no need to fight hard, and the Dapeng changed back to its original shape, spread its wings and fled to the west. Later, the Tathagata Buddha sensed that Monk Tang was facing life and death disasters, and came to help him, but at that time, Monk Tang was crushed in Dapeng's stomach. It was completely digested, and only a brocade cassock was left. The big roc didn't know how to repent, and the Buddha was so angry that he punished him severely, not even the blue lion, the white elephant, and the master behind them escaped."

I couldn't help laughing out loud, now that I've been punished severely, what did I do so early?

"Husband?" Mrs. Diyong looked at me strangely.

I was taken aback, and the sense of disobedience in my heart was even stronger. What does this matter have to do with me? Why do I still laugh at Tathagata when Monk Tang is unlucky?I shook my head, "I just feel that Xitian is not peaceful, and my heart is not in harmony."

"It doesn't matter how the West is, we can just live our own lives." Mrs. Diyong said indifferently, "Zi'er, what happened to Dapeng in the end? Did he greatly increase his skill after eating Monk Tang?"

"This is the strangest part." The little girl in purple shook her head, "That Dapeng's skills didn't increase by half, if it wasn't for Monkey King and his gang who seemed to go crazy in the end, no one would believe that Monk Tang was really swallowed by him Woolen cloth."

"Crazy?" I couldn't help but ask, "Monk Tang is dead, shouldn't it be a good thing? At least they can break up and share their luggage and go home. Don't they want to continue to learn scriptures?"

"I heard it is." The little girl in purple said, "Those apprentices are very emotional, and they said that they would go to Lingshan for the master, get the scriptures and send them back to the Tang Dynasty."

The more I think about it, the more I feel that this development is extremely awkward. You can't even talk about Journey to the West like this, okay?

Because of this news, I was in a trance for several days. When I came back to my senses, I realized that Mrs. Diyong had disappeared.

"The madam is going to burn incense in the temple." The little girl in red said, "Before leaving, I asked the master to help her burn incense for the old master and uncle."

I don't remember this at all. I was led into a room by the little girl in red. There was a carved lacquer altar in the room.A larger one says 'Respecting Father Li Tianwang's position', and the smaller one says 'Respecting Brother Nezha's Third Prince'.

Looking at those two names, I simply don't know what to say.

Is this a hit, or is Cos playing addictive?

Do those two people in the heavenly court know about this random recognition of father and brother?