[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

At night, I had a dream.

I found that I committed a crime against spiders. Every time I met a spider spirit, I would dream when I went to bed at night. How would I face Spider-Man in the future?

The scene in the dream was bizarre, but this time the spider did not use her logic to lure me into the ditch, but... I felt as if I had become a bystander behind the scenes, and continued westward with Tang Seng, his master and his disciples.

After passing the Pansi Cave, I came to a Taoist temple. There was a Taoist priest in the temple, who was the elder brother of the spider spirit. In order to avenge the spider spirit by eating Tang monk meat, he decided to poison them to death.

I wondered at Monk Tang vaguely feeling that I didn't look like this, and wanted this old Taoist priest to test his IQ. Who would want to eat poisoned meat? Isn't he afraid of being poisoned if he follows him?The poison is as strong as a cobra, but it doesn't mean that it is immune to the poison, and it will die if it is bitten.The plan of these monsters is to take revenge and eat meat, or to be buried with them?

However, no one can see me, and of course they don’t know how many good words I said. Zhu Bajie, who is impatient, only thinks about eating when the old Taoist is discussing with the spider spirit behind how to kill them. When the tea came, I smiled like a flower.

Brother Hou realized something was wrong. However, he was a ghost seeking death with good words, Monk Tang followed his usual style of believing outsiders and not believing Brother Hou, so he groaned after drinking jujube tea.Then came Zhu Bajie, and in the end only Brother Hou and Monk Sha survived.

While I felt that the number of apprentices seemed to be a bit wrong, as if there were a lot of people missing, I passively changed the follower from Monk Tang, who had already rushed to the street, to Monkey King, and fought a big fight. He took off his shirt at once, and his naked upper body was full of eyes...

I woke up instantly.

Touching the beating heart, I feel a little thirsty.

It was not yet dawn, and the fire that was lit on one side had not been burned out, bringing a little brightness.A few of them slept soundly, whether leaning on or lying down, and even snored very regularly.

I rubbed my face, got up carefully, and walked to the white horse as quietly as possible.The white horse is lying on the ground, with a water bladder hanging from the saddle on its back.When I took off the water bag, I probably made a little movement, the white horse shook its head and opened its eyes.

I covered its eyes with my hands and whispered, "It's okay, go to sleep."

There was a rubbing movement from the hand, and the white horse became quiet again.

I took a sip of water, and I didn't feel sleepy anymore. I walked to the campfire and sat down, occasionally adding a few dry sticks.Seeing the fire light brighten up again, I was stunned.

Maybe it's because I woke up too suddenly, but I didn't forget the content of the dream I had just now. If I remember correctly, it's probably the next plot.However, in the original plot, the reason why the old Taoist troubled Monk Tang was to avenge the spider spirit at first. Tang Monk meat was brought up by the spider spirit. Now that the spider spirit is dead, no one will report to him. Even if we pass by That Taoist temple will pass smoothly.

Is this the butterfly effect?

In this kind of quiet time, people seem to be very good at introspection. At least, when I review my previous actions, I always feel a little uneasy.As a butterfly worth my salt, I've flapped my wings every where I can think of and I can, and the end result of this is...  

I rubbed my face, not wanting those pessimistic and dark emotions to occupy all my thoughts.

——Just take care of yourself. There is no need to influence yourself for other people’s mistakes. Many troubles are caused by yourself. How many points can we get back the points lost in the language score.

This is what my brother said to me, when I thought there was no trace of it, but it was actually a very obvious stupid temptation, because I didn't understand at the time that someone really can not care about the absence of their parents, if it is me, as long as I Thinking of my parents getting divorced and reorganizing their families, I was left as a fool, and I didn't even see each other. Even the child support was paid directly every year. Although the amount was large, it was not about money.

But my brother had already practiced invulnerability to all poisons at that time, so it seemed that he really didn't care about it.He even got along very well with my own father, and my mother cared about him even before my own father's other disciples, God knows this is his own son.

At that time, I thought my brother's idea was so cool and handsome, but now...

On the one hand, I feel that he thinks too much and is a little cold, on the other hand, I envy him that he can really not care or care, draw a line by himself, and execute it to the end without hesitation.Not like me, although I know that those innocent people who died have nothing to do with me, and none of this is my fault, in the dead of night, I still can't help but wonder if those people's deaths are also part of me share.

To my despair, the answer is yes.

I can't take all of this as if it really has nothing to do with me.

Just as I was fascinated by the fire, a figure suddenly appeared beside me.

"Master?" Brother Hou's voice came, "Why didn't you go to rest?"

I turned my head, not in the mood to speak, just shook my head.

"Are you scared during the day?" Brother Hou didn't care about my silence, and said to himself, "This time, Lao Sun was negligent. I didn't expect to miss a whole nest of monsters, which surprised you, Master. Next time, Why don't I pluck out the hairs of your master and turn into a worm to follow the master, so that you can deal with problems in time."

"It has nothing to do with you." I couldn't keep silent, "I walked around by myself."

"Go and have a rest, or else you won't be active during the day tomorrow, and if you doze off while riding a horse, Liu Er will laugh at you again, Master." Brother Hou said.

From a tree not far away, a very loud disdainful hum came from Six Ears.

Brother Hou picked up a stone from the ground and threw it over. His aim was much better than mine. At least from the soft cursing sound from Six Ears, I can be sure that Brother Hou hit it.

"Master?" Brother Monkey urged me again.

"I had a dream just now." I didn't want to go back to sleep, so I casually brought up a topic.

"What dream?" Brother Monkey asked me very cooperatively.

"I dreamed that those spider spirits didn't die, but ran to Brother Gan's house for help." I said, "The monster's Brother Gan is a thousand-eyed centipede, which has a very powerful poison. He pretended not to know anything. , gave us tea mixed with poison, and everyone was poisoned to death except you. Then you can't beat that monster..."

Brother Hou couldn't help laughing, "Master, dreams are reversed."

"I don't think this is it," I said.

"The spider spirits are all dead. My eldest nephew burned three of them to death. They were scorched and crunchy when he stepped on them. My grandson killed four of them." Brother Hou lay down and crossed his feet, "Old man When Sun hit it with a stick, the spider was beaten to the pulp, and all the unformed threads in the stomach came out, if you don't believe me, Master, I will take you to see it?"

Brother Hou’s description was so graphic, I imagined it in my mind, and I had to admit that I was a little unfounded.

"Okay, okay, master, go to sleep, it will be dawn in a while." Brother Monkey pushed me, "Even if you really encounter some kind of centipede, how could it be Lao Sun's opponent? If Master wants it, Lao Sun catches it alive I'll give you some wine to drink."

I was amused by Brother Monkey's all-encompassing tone.

After I lay down again, I realized that I said I would take off fans for a day, and one day is twelve hours. Is it halfway through now?

I really don't want to admit that I broke my promise and gained weight, so, after midnight is a new day?

This statement reassured me very well.

At dawn, Liu Er kept grunting at me, not sure if I was thinking too much, but I always felt that he looked uneasy and kind.

Bai Jingjing bid farewell to me with an eager expression as if she couldn't wait to think of the next stop, adding luster to her acting career.I understand her, if I had only been here for a few hours in total, my face was confused and I couldn't figure out the situation, I didn't know how many stray bullets I was hit, and I was carried out by two monkeys to hang on the wall, but my weak scum couldn't resist at all...

Is there any other way besides walking?

After walking for a few more days, Bai Jingjing came to report that there was a temple of yellow flowers in front of her, and there was a Taoist priest in the temple.Then he was forced to retreat under the eyes of Liu Er, saying that he would continue to move forward, and he would die after doing his best.

"Do what you can." I reminded, I always felt that Bai Jingjing's words of "devotion to death" were very unlucky, like a flag.

"Master, don't worry, I will definitely not try to be brave." Bai Jingjing smiled brightly.

Brother Hou glanced at her seemingly inadvertently, and Bai Jingjing immediately shrank her neck and slipped away.

"Wukong..." I was a little helpless.

"Master, that skeleton is fake!" Brother Hou was more helpless than me, "Don't be soft-hearted, that skeleton is more than you know. If I don't beat her all the time, she will go to heaven!"

Well, you are an idol, you have the final say.

When passing by Huanghuaguan, I didn't intend to go in, but Zhu Bajie shouted that he was hungry, so he ran to knock on the door of someone's door to beg for alms.As soon as the door opened, two Taoist boys came out and welcomed us in first, and an old Taoist came out from inside.

I took a look at Brother Monkey, he was still smiling, and there was nothing unusual about him.

Sitting down to watch tea, what was served was several cups of red date tea, only one cup was black dates, and the old Taoist fooled it by saying that the next year's old dates should not be entertained.

I looked at the cup of golden-red tea, and couldn't help but sigh in my heart.

Brother Hou had already entangled himself to exchange tea with the old Taoist priest, Liu Er also followed suit, the other Wu couldn't see anything, but I didn't touch the tea, and they didn't rush ahead.

"You monks are so rude!" The old Taoist looked angry, "I kindly made tea with new dates for you to drink, but you didn't want to drink it, but you wanted black dates. Could the old Taoist put poison in it? ?”

"If it's not poisonous, why don't you trade with Lao Sun?" Brother Hou said, his face changed suddenly, "You centipede, you want to plot against our master and apprentice with this little skill, you are beyond your control!"

The old Taoist's expression changed and he suddenly lifted the table, and then the wind picked up suddenly, and a red mist filled the surroundings. I felt my eyes dazzled, my body went limp, and I lost consciousness.

When we woke up, we were locked in the crypt.Probably villains have a common problem, that is, when they think they are sure of winning, they control their desire to confide. In other words, they are very humanitarian and want to make sure that the fish on the sword is dead.

This is a good habit, and I hope that the monsters I meet in the future can keep it.

Butterfly's wings are not so easy to fan. I thought that no one would come to report and instigate revenge when the seven spider spirits were dead. Several people were sent to report to Brother Gan.The old Taoist was very anxious when he received the report, but when he arrived, he only had time to collect the corpse.

He and those god-sisters probably had some real feelings, so they decided to take revenge.

"You thieves and monks, you play happily with my sisters, and in a blink of an eye, you don't recognize anyone and kill them. Now, the retribution is not good. I got the poison that brought you down from my sisters, and it can be regarded as their own retribution. Revenge!" The old Taoist walked back and forth in front of me, "Now, it's my good luck, every drink and peck, it's all pre-determined. I took revenge for my sisters and took you down. Tang came to the monks who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Everyone said that eating the meat of Tang monks would lead to immortality. My good fortune came hahahaha..."

I think this Taoist priest is a bit like Fan Jin who won the exam, and he is a little crazy with joy.

Silly boy, where are the few people who want to eat Tang's monk's meat along the way?This is not the Tang monk meat that makes people live forever, it is obviously arsenic wrapped in honey!

It's a pity that I didn't appreciate my good words to persuade the old Taoist priest, so it's understandable that he didn't move after being scolded by Brother Monkey in the end.

"Master, we have to go out and thank the Bodhisattva." Brother Hou helped me up from the ground, kicked the other Wu who were relying on it, and then looked at me and said.

"Bodhisattva? Which Bodhisattva?" I silently prayed in my heart that it must not be Guanyin, otherwise I would not be able to smile at her.

"It's Pilanpo Bodhisattva." Brother Hou said, "At that time, I was made miserable by that thousand-eyed centipede. Thanks to the Bodhisattva who appeared, he took out a golden needle and blinded the thousand-eyed centipede's eyes, so that he could see the thousand-eyed centipede. Be honest."

Pilanpo Bodhisattva has a high status in Buddhism, but she has a strange temperament. If I remember correctly, she likes to live alone. Except for attending the Yulan Festival, she does not go out at all on weekdays. There are not many Bodhisattvas, so I didn't expect to show up to help this time.

I was helped outside by Brother Hou, but Pilanpo Bodhisattva hadn't left yet.For the bodhisattvas who have not had a holiday with me and have saved lives, I naturally salute and thank them honestly.

Pilanpo Bodhisattva took a look at me, and suddenly smiled, "Well, you golden cicada, I didn't expect that after reincarnation in the lower realm, you will be much clearer, and you won't be fooling around all day long."

I was so confused.

After Pilanpo Bodhisattva left, Wuqing approached me and whispered, "I heard that Pilanpo Bodhisattva and Lishan's old mother don't have a good relationship."

Li Shan's old mother...

If I remember correctly, Guanyin seems to have a particularly good relationship with her.