The Cook Behind Gun King
Chapter 35
Da Yuer: "Captain Zhou, look at your bones, why don't you lower your waist and try? If you are a man, you can't do it. In that case, the bride might not be sexually happy~"
In a word, Zhou Zekai's retreat was cut off.
Zhou Zekai glanced sideways at Wang Jiexi: Look at you woman! ! !
Wang Jiexi looked back: Is she so filthy about me? !
Zhou Zekai: (ˇˇ)
Wang Jiexi: Do you think you are cute with your facial expressions?
Zhou Zekai: "...Wang Dui...for me..."
You make a gaming nerd down?Dai Yumeng is doing well.
Da Yu'er is not a cheap lamp: "Then you want Wang Jiexi to do the bridal chamber for you? Anyway, I don't mind."
Zhou Zekai was at a loss for words, so he could only look at Tang Niu for help.
Tang Niu lifted her hijab domineeringly, "I'll do it."
Lower waist or something, it's not a problem at all.
Ye Xiu also came to join in the fun: "Xiao Zhou, it seems that you will be the one below tonight."
Those who understood laughed silently.
Tang Niu raised her eyebrows: "Haven't you been down here?"
Hey, I was turned against the general.
In the end, Yu Wenzhou looked at his watch and found that it was almost twelve o'clock: "It's eleven forty-five, let's leave some time for their bridal chamber. It's not good if a group of us spend their wedding night with them."
In this way, Zhou Zekai's wedding night turned into two people.
☆, extra one
A group of retired glory masters gathered at the largest hospital in S city at this time, concentrating on comforting the gun king who was about to become a father.
Ye Xiu: "Xiao Zhou, relax. But you are really fast. How long have you been married? Have a child?"
Four months after Zhou Zekai and Tang Niu got married, Tang Niu found out that she was pregnant.
Yu Wenzhou: "Xu Junnuo and Qin Luo have both given birth to two, don't be afraid, it's fine!"
Xu Junnuo's are twins, Qin Luo's twins.
Wang Jiexi: "Talk about Qin Luo, she's pregnant again."
Yu Wenzhou laughed, and Hong Guoguo showed off: "Yiyi said that she wants a younger sister."
Yiyi is the nickname of Yu Wenzhou's daughter, and her last name is Yu Yi.
Zhou Zekai didn't add their gossip, he kept staring at the door of the delivery room, his lips turned white.
Ye Xiu: "Xiao Zhou, how about we have a game?"
Zhou Zekai: "...?"
Ye Xiu: "Glory~"
Zhou Zekai: "...not in the mood..."
Ye Xiu: "You stare at the delivery room like this, Tang Niu will have to give birth for so long. It's okay, just distract yourself."
How did the great gods work together to encourage the gun king to come out of the mountain?
However, the gun king was obviously out of shape, and he was killed by Lord Grim twice.
Ye Xiu: "It's okay, there are aunts and aunts inside."
Mother Zhou and Mother Tang accompanied Tang Niu to give birth in the delivery room.
Zhou Zekai nodded obviously not in high spirits, and the dumbfounded was all put down.
Fortunately, Zhou's mother called: "Ze Kai! Niu Niu gave birth!"
Zhou Zekai breathed a sigh of relief, "Yes!"
Zhou's mother: "A big fat boy, he weighs a lot, come back and have a look!"
Zhou Zekai: "Okay."
☆, episode [-]
Tang Niu gave birth to a son, Zhou's mother loved him, but Zhou Zekai was not so happy.
Tang Niu: "Dear Gunner, don't you like your son?"
Zhou Zekai shook his head.
Tang Niu: "Isn't he cute?"
Zhou Zekai hesitated for a moment, then shook his head.
Tang Niu: "Mom said he looks exactly like you when you were young, so you were so cute when you were young?"
Zhou Zekai asked in a low voice: "...do you like... him?"
Tang Niu was surprised: "Of course, okay? I don't like who he likes? He is my son!"
Zhou Zekai: "Me."
Tang Niu froze for a moment, then laughed the next second: "It turns out that our omnipotent gun king is jealous~ I still want to be jealous of my son~"
Zhou Zekai: "...can't you?"
Now Tang Niu laughed even more happily: "Zhou Zekai, you are so cute, does your mother know?"
A soldier can be killed but not humiliated! ! !
Zhou Zekai couldn't bear it anymore, he decisively picked Tang Niu up, threw her on the bed, turned on his heels, and locked the door, all done in one go.
Tang Niu was still giggling: "Ze Kai, don't make trouble, my son will drink milk later."
Zhou Zekai: "...I'll... taste it for him..."
"What the hell...don't make trouble~ um..."
Then pull the light.
The little Zhou who should be hungry at this time, who was missed by Tang Niu, is drinking happily with a milk bottle in her grandma's arms.There is a thing called milk powder.
☆、Extra three
Zhou Zekai's son is called Zhou Shenyu. According to Zhou's father, Zhou's surname belongs to fire, which must be matched with water and wood. Zhou Zekai's name is like this, and Zhou Shenyu's name is also like this.
Zhou Chenyu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he is much better than his father. It is said that he inherited his sister-in-law skills from his cousin Ye Xiu.
Among the new generation, Zhou Chenyu is the best.Yu Yan couldn't beat him, Ye Pan and him barely got a tie, but Yu Yuan could beat him every time.What is the reason, everyone tacitly.
Finally one day, Yu Yan couldn't help it: "Zhou Shenyu, do you like my sister?"
Zhou Chenyu raised his eyebrows: "So what? You can't beat me."
That raised eyebrow was simply a copy of Ye Xiu.
Yu Yan exploded in anger: "If you have the ability, you can see the difference! What kind of ability is it that Glory beats me?!"
Zhou Shenyu: "That proves that the champion may still be reincarnated."
Although the Ye family twins like to play Glory, they can't make up their minds and run around.Now most of them are left with Blue Rain and Samsara fighting.
"You... If you want to be with Yuan, you still have to call me brother-in-law!"
"Hi brother-in-law, thank you for your success." Zhou Chenyu smiled, "I will ask Samsara to leave some bosses for Lanxi Pavilion someday."
Let's break out!Small universe!
Ever seen cat and mouse?When a cat catches a mouse, it will not eat it right away, but will keep playing with the mouse until the mouse is exhausted.And now, Zhou Chenyu is the cat.
Perhaps compared to Mathematics Week, Shen Yu is no better than Yu Yan, but physical strength~ My grandmother is a taekwondo coach~ ╮(╯▽╰)╭.
His left eye caught a tall and slender figure, a flashy figure, who was punched alive by Yu Yan, almost disfigured, so he knew that this kid was jealous of his appearance.
Yu Yan smiled domineeringly and said, "You know I'm amazing!!!"
☆、Extra four
"Awesome you big-headed ghost!"
Accompanied by an angry female voice, Yu Yan was also headshot by a bag.
Yu Yuan helped Zhou Chenyu who fell on the ground, with a distressed expression on his face: "Ouba, are you alright?"
By the way, Yu Yuan is a big fan of Korean dramas.
Zhou Chenyu covered his face, shook his head, and said in a low voice, "I was seen by you... I am so useless..."
What the hell?This line is so low, okay?Yu Yan was irritable, he clearly saw that kid Zhou Chenyu laughing at him!
But Yu Yuan is useful: "Ouba, I don't mind, really."
Are you leaving the set?
Then he turned his head: "Yu Yan, when you get back, just wait and kneel on the keyboard!"
The Yu family has a family rule, because Yu Wenzhou is a gamer, Qin Luo said: "I like the keyboard so much, that's fine! If you make a mistake, kneel down to the keyboard, or use the mouse, take your pick."
So the three children of the Yu family also inherited this family rule, kneeling on the keyboard when they make mistakes.
Yuyan is especially special.
Yu Yuan gave him a fatal blow: "I want to tell Mom, you are the one who bullies me! Hmph!"
Yu Yan, gameover!
☆、Extra five
Tang Niu is pregnant again, and now she is not as talkative as pregnant Zhou Shenyu.
Tang Niu: "Zhou Zekai, I said I would never have a baby! Why am I still pregnant?!"
Zhou Zekai (wronged): "...what you want..."
Tang Niu recalled that she did say that, seeing that they all had brothers and sisters, only Zhou Chenyu was alone, and she said she wanted to give him a companion.
Tang Niu (strong words): "Blame me? Don't you see what age Zhou Chenyu is now? He can pick up girls!"
Zhou Zekai: "...Yu Wenzhou's...youngest daughter...(*^▽^*)."
Tang Niu: "Yu Yuan? Did he really get Yu Yuan?"
Zhou Zekai: "Probably."
Tang Niu instantly forgot to condemn Zhou Zekai, and immediately ran to call Qin Luo.
Zhou Zekai followed worriedly: "...stomach..."
Tang Niu turned her head: "No more! I want to run away from home, I want to be a single mother, and then I will meet love around the corner!!!"
Zhou Zekai patted her ass lightly: "Think, all, don't, think!"
Tang Niu's eyes immediately turned red: "You hit me? You actually hit me? You weren't like this before? Don't you love me anymore? Do you have another vixen outside? Are you... um!"
Zhou Zekai decisively kissed his newly pregnant little wife, thinking silently in his heart, she really shouldn't be allowed to watch the eight o'clock show with his mother.
Seven months later, Tang Niu still gave birth to a son, gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.
Tang Niu: "What I want is a daughter! What are you celebrating?!"
--------------------over--------------------
The author has something to say: Little Chef is the longest full-time article I have written, so far.The full-time job should be considered over now, let's fill in Wang Jiexi's pitfalls when I have inspiration~ Now concentrate on whoring Qin Shimingyue, maybe even Bai Jingting~
In a word, Zhou Zekai's retreat was cut off.
Zhou Zekai glanced sideways at Wang Jiexi: Look at you woman! ! !
Wang Jiexi looked back: Is she so filthy about me? !
Zhou Zekai: (ˇˇ)
Wang Jiexi: Do you think you are cute with your facial expressions?
Zhou Zekai: "...Wang Dui...for me..."
You make a gaming nerd down?Dai Yumeng is doing well.
Da Yu'er is not a cheap lamp: "Then you want Wang Jiexi to do the bridal chamber for you? Anyway, I don't mind."
Zhou Zekai was at a loss for words, so he could only look at Tang Niu for help.
Tang Niu lifted her hijab domineeringly, "I'll do it."
Lower waist or something, it's not a problem at all.
Ye Xiu also came to join in the fun: "Xiao Zhou, it seems that you will be the one below tonight."
Those who understood laughed silently.
Tang Niu raised her eyebrows: "Haven't you been down here?"
Hey, I was turned against the general.
In the end, Yu Wenzhou looked at his watch and found that it was almost twelve o'clock: "It's eleven forty-five, let's leave some time for their bridal chamber. It's not good if a group of us spend their wedding night with them."
In this way, Zhou Zekai's wedding night turned into two people.
☆, extra one
A group of retired glory masters gathered at the largest hospital in S city at this time, concentrating on comforting the gun king who was about to become a father.
Ye Xiu: "Xiao Zhou, relax. But you are really fast. How long have you been married? Have a child?"
Four months after Zhou Zekai and Tang Niu got married, Tang Niu found out that she was pregnant.
Yu Wenzhou: "Xu Junnuo and Qin Luo have both given birth to two, don't be afraid, it's fine!"
Xu Junnuo's are twins, Qin Luo's twins.
Wang Jiexi: "Talk about Qin Luo, she's pregnant again."
Yu Wenzhou laughed, and Hong Guoguo showed off: "Yiyi said that she wants a younger sister."
Yiyi is the nickname of Yu Wenzhou's daughter, and her last name is Yu Yi.
Zhou Zekai didn't add their gossip, he kept staring at the door of the delivery room, his lips turned white.
Ye Xiu: "Xiao Zhou, how about we have a game?"
Zhou Zekai: "...?"
Ye Xiu: "Glory~"
Zhou Zekai: "...not in the mood..."
Ye Xiu: "You stare at the delivery room like this, Tang Niu will have to give birth for so long. It's okay, just distract yourself."
How did the great gods work together to encourage the gun king to come out of the mountain?
However, the gun king was obviously out of shape, and he was killed by Lord Grim twice.
Ye Xiu: "It's okay, there are aunts and aunts inside."
Mother Zhou and Mother Tang accompanied Tang Niu to give birth in the delivery room.
Zhou Zekai nodded obviously not in high spirits, and the dumbfounded was all put down.
Fortunately, Zhou's mother called: "Ze Kai! Niu Niu gave birth!"
Zhou Zekai breathed a sigh of relief, "Yes!"
Zhou's mother: "A big fat boy, he weighs a lot, come back and have a look!"
Zhou Zekai: "Okay."
☆, episode [-]
Tang Niu gave birth to a son, Zhou's mother loved him, but Zhou Zekai was not so happy.
Tang Niu: "Dear Gunner, don't you like your son?"
Zhou Zekai shook his head.
Tang Niu: "Isn't he cute?"
Zhou Zekai hesitated for a moment, then shook his head.
Tang Niu: "Mom said he looks exactly like you when you were young, so you were so cute when you were young?"
Zhou Zekai asked in a low voice: "...do you like... him?"
Tang Niu was surprised: "Of course, okay? I don't like who he likes? He is my son!"
Zhou Zekai: "Me."
Tang Niu froze for a moment, then laughed the next second: "It turns out that our omnipotent gun king is jealous~ I still want to be jealous of my son~"
Zhou Zekai: "...can't you?"
Now Tang Niu laughed even more happily: "Zhou Zekai, you are so cute, does your mother know?"
A soldier can be killed but not humiliated! ! !
Zhou Zekai couldn't bear it anymore, he decisively picked Tang Niu up, threw her on the bed, turned on his heels, and locked the door, all done in one go.
Tang Niu was still giggling: "Ze Kai, don't make trouble, my son will drink milk later."
Zhou Zekai: "...I'll... taste it for him..."
"What the hell...don't make trouble~ um..."
Then pull the light.
The little Zhou who should be hungry at this time, who was missed by Tang Niu, is drinking happily with a milk bottle in her grandma's arms.There is a thing called milk powder.
☆、Extra three
Zhou Zekai's son is called Zhou Shenyu. According to Zhou's father, Zhou's surname belongs to fire, which must be matched with water and wood. Zhou Zekai's name is like this, and Zhou Shenyu's name is also like this.
Zhou Chenyu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he is much better than his father. It is said that he inherited his sister-in-law skills from his cousin Ye Xiu.
Among the new generation, Zhou Chenyu is the best.Yu Yan couldn't beat him, Ye Pan and him barely got a tie, but Yu Yuan could beat him every time.What is the reason, everyone tacitly.
Finally one day, Yu Yan couldn't help it: "Zhou Shenyu, do you like my sister?"
Zhou Chenyu raised his eyebrows: "So what? You can't beat me."
That raised eyebrow was simply a copy of Ye Xiu.
Yu Yan exploded in anger: "If you have the ability, you can see the difference! What kind of ability is it that Glory beats me?!"
Zhou Shenyu: "That proves that the champion may still be reincarnated."
Although the Ye family twins like to play Glory, they can't make up their minds and run around.Now most of them are left with Blue Rain and Samsara fighting.
"You... If you want to be with Yuan, you still have to call me brother-in-law!"
"Hi brother-in-law, thank you for your success." Zhou Chenyu smiled, "I will ask Samsara to leave some bosses for Lanxi Pavilion someday."
Let's break out!Small universe!
Ever seen cat and mouse?When a cat catches a mouse, it will not eat it right away, but will keep playing with the mouse until the mouse is exhausted.And now, Zhou Chenyu is the cat.
Perhaps compared to Mathematics Week, Shen Yu is no better than Yu Yan, but physical strength~ My grandmother is a taekwondo coach~ ╮(╯▽╰)╭.
His left eye caught a tall and slender figure, a flashy figure, who was punched alive by Yu Yan, almost disfigured, so he knew that this kid was jealous of his appearance.
Yu Yan smiled domineeringly and said, "You know I'm amazing!!!"
☆、Extra four
"Awesome you big-headed ghost!"
Accompanied by an angry female voice, Yu Yan was also headshot by a bag.
Yu Yuan helped Zhou Chenyu who fell on the ground, with a distressed expression on his face: "Ouba, are you alright?"
By the way, Yu Yuan is a big fan of Korean dramas.
Zhou Chenyu covered his face, shook his head, and said in a low voice, "I was seen by you... I am so useless..."
What the hell?This line is so low, okay?Yu Yan was irritable, he clearly saw that kid Zhou Chenyu laughing at him!
But Yu Yuan is useful: "Ouba, I don't mind, really."
Are you leaving the set?
Then he turned his head: "Yu Yan, when you get back, just wait and kneel on the keyboard!"
The Yu family has a family rule, because Yu Wenzhou is a gamer, Qin Luo said: "I like the keyboard so much, that's fine! If you make a mistake, kneel down to the keyboard, or use the mouse, take your pick."
So the three children of the Yu family also inherited this family rule, kneeling on the keyboard when they make mistakes.
Yuyan is especially special.
Yu Yuan gave him a fatal blow: "I want to tell Mom, you are the one who bullies me! Hmph!"
Yu Yan, gameover!
☆、Extra five
Tang Niu is pregnant again, and now she is not as talkative as pregnant Zhou Shenyu.
Tang Niu: "Zhou Zekai, I said I would never have a baby! Why am I still pregnant?!"
Zhou Zekai (wronged): "...what you want..."
Tang Niu recalled that she did say that, seeing that they all had brothers and sisters, only Zhou Chenyu was alone, and she said she wanted to give him a companion.
Tang Niu (strong words): "Blame me? Don't you see what age Zhou Chenyu is now? He can pick up girls!"
Zhou Zekai: "...Yu Wenzhou's...youngest daughter...(*^▽^*)."
Tang Niu: "Yu Yuan? Did he really get Yu Yuan?"
Zhou Zekai: "Probably."
Tang Niu instantly forgot to condemn Zhou Zekai, and immediately ran to call Qin Luo.
Zhou Zekai followed worriedly: "...stomach..."
Tang Niu turned her head: "No more! I want to run away from home, I want to be a single mother, and then I will meet love around the corner!!!"
Zhou Zekai patted her ass lightly: "Think, all, don't, think!"
Tang Niu's eyes immediately turned red: "You hit me? You actually hit me? You weren't like this before? Don't you love me anymore? Do you have another vixen outside? Are you... um!"
Zhou Zekai decisively kissed his newly pregnant little wife, thinking silently in his heart, she really shouldn't be allowed to watch the eight o'clock show with his mother.
Seven months later, Tang Niu still gave birth to a son, gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.
Tang Niu: "What I want is a daughter! What are you celebrating?!"
--------------------over--------------------
The author has something to say: Little Chef is the longest full-time article I have written, so far.The full-time job should be considered over now, let's fill in Wang Jiexi's pitfalls when I have inspiration~ Now concentrate on whoring Qin Shimingyue, maybe even Bai Jingting~
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