The Cook Behind Gun King

Seeing that her husband was facing a difficult situation, Xu Junnuo opened his lips slightly: "Captain Yu, as expected of a pear blossom crushing a crabapple."

A large group of "illiterate" wondered, is this boasting of Wenzhou?

Tang Niu asked: "Cousin, are you praising him? Aren't you helping Ye Xiu?"

Qin Luo is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and the book is not for nothing: "I'm afraid Mrs. Ye is not Haitang's first try to become popular tonight."

By the way, can you speak human language?

In the end, it was Cen Huang who ran over to pick up the flower balls, and kindly explained to them: "A sprig of pear blossoms crushing crabapple, it was written by Su Shi to his friend Zhang Xian."

Tang Niu: "He thinks Zhang Xian is pretty?"

Cen Huang raised his forehead: "Do you know what color pear blossoms are? White! When Zhang Xian married his concubine, she was already eighty years old, and her concubine was only eighteen. So Lihua refers to Zhang Xian with white hair, and Haitang refers to his The concubine is tender and tender. As for pressure, hehe, do you want me to explain? Everyone is an adult now."

It turned out to be a nasty joke, sex ghosts are not scary, the most feared sex ghosts are educated.

Cen Huang continued: "As for the 'Begonia's first test of new popularity', hehe, I never thought of Mrs. Yu...that is a description of Tu Xingsun and Deng Chan's first house wedding in "Fengshen Bang"."

Hey, this sentence is even more explicit!

Unexpectedly, at such a young age, Qin Luo has such a heart. Could it be that Yu Wenzhou taught bad girls?

Tang Niu: "Hey! Biao sister-in-law, are you saying that Team Yu's old cow eats tender grass!!!"

Miss Tang Niu, if you know it, don't say it!

Tang Niu was frightened: "Mrs. Yu, are you saying that this is not the first time for my cousin's sister-in-law?"

Miss Tang Niu, you know too much.

In other words, literate people quarrel really fiercely, and they can’t understand a single sentence of quoting scriptures o(╥﹏╥)o! ! !