[Comprehensive] Today I still don’t want to fall in love

At night, Eili had a very bizarre dream.

In the dream, she seemed to come to a fairyland, smoky and smoky, the sun was out of sight, and there was an... inexplicable fragrance all around?

where is this?

After the fog cleared, Huili felt something was wrong. There seemed to be a wall around her?It's white, not high, and has a bit of fragrance, but Eri couldn't tell whether the fragrance was from her body or from the wall.She wanted to reach out and touch it, and at the same time, she was shocked——

Oh my god, where is her hand?

Who chopped off her hands?

Eri is about to cry, she is afraid when she buys, buys and buys, although she often clamors to chop her hands, but she doesn’t really want to lose them QAQ

She was depressed for a while, and suddenly realized something belatedly, her eyes fell involuntarily...

She saw her white belly.

Further down...

Still a white belly.

further down...

Only a white belly.

Why is the belly so big that it obstructs the line of sight QAQ

Is she pregnant Σ(°△°|||)︴

Eri felt another critical blow.She tried to move her legs, but she couldn't feel the existence of her legs anymore. Hey, big long legs, where have you been?

Huili, who suffered huge blows one after another, has nothing to love in life.At this time, I heard someone say: "Come here, let brother see, are you familiar with my little cuties?"

Eili looked up, and saw a huge man standing in front of her with a smile on his face.Like a big mountain, and this big mountain...he has hands, his index finger is thicker than the trunk of a new small tree in the community, and it pokes straight at Huili's face...

Ah ah ah ah ah!help>o

The imagined scene of being poked to make brains splatter did not appear, "trunk" poked Tuli's face gently, and said with satisfaction: "It's done. Who made the buns? It's so beautiful, I can't wait to see it." I don't want to eat it."

Huili feels like being struck by lightning.

Who made the buns...

Baozi...

steamed stuffed bun……

No wonder she has no hands, no feet and a big belly. Huh, she actually turned into a bun>n< Before Huili had time to get used to her bun, she suddenly realized that a life-or-death choice was before her.

She watched helplessly as her little friends lined up and were escorted into blue and white porcelain plates one by one, and then taken away.Where can I take it?Huili didn't dare to think too much, while the person wasn't paying attention, she rolled over by herself, and unexpectedly rolled out of the pot.

Huh hee hee hee!Kaisen!

However, she had just rolled two times, and a tall yellow man with scorched skin... er, a yellow stick was lying in front of her.She couldn't hold back her steps, and slammed into a hard embrace.This... stick has a very fragrant smell, and when it hits his arms, it's like... the feeling in Atobe-kun's arms.

Dizzy, even breathing became uncomfortable.

The other party took a step back, stood upright, and Huili raised her neck. This yellow stick is so tall, and it's very handsome, a bit like her father's favorite food... deep-fried dough sticks.

Uh, how on earth did she find out whether youtiao is handsome o(*////▽////*)q

"Little Baozi, your face is so red, do you like me? Huh?"

OMG!OMG!

The voice is also Atobe-kun's, this fritter is perfect.Eili thought this way, but was scorched all over by the other party's upbeat ending, her body limp into a ball, and she couldn't even roll and run away.

She said airily, "I don't like you."

Mr. Youtiao didn't care, he said, "It's okay, I like you."

As if thundering, his magnetic voice suddenly became ethereal, and Eili felt her heart was beating so fast, her voice was so deep, and her favorite voice came from a distance, "It's the first time I saw you , I just want to eat you."

Hui Hui snapped back to her senses, eat her?

don't >o

Just climbed out of the giant's pot, is it about to enter the belly of Youtiaojing?No, no, run for your life.

Before she could take any action, she felt her eyes go dark, and then... her whole body was surrounded by fried dough sticks, and his forehead was pressed against hers, laughing at her in a low voice: "Why are you so stupid, you lied to me. "

Eri was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

He bit her tender white bun face, and his voice gradually became a little hoarse: "I saw you before you came out of the pot, the little braids on the top of your head, and the shallow dimples are all super cute." Cute, how can I be willing to eat you? I want to have a little bun with you."

Give birth to buns?

Huili blushed a little, and asked him shyly, "Why not a little fried dough stick?"

Mr. Youtiao's voice was already so shabby: "I want to have a baby like you."

Eili felt that her whole body was so hot that it was about to explode, and her whole body was full of joy. Suddenly, she thought of a common sense question: "We are different species, how can we love each other?"

You Tiao Jun: "..."

After being silent for a while, he said softly, "Why don't we try? I have a mouthful of ancestral soy milk that I want to feed you."

Eili's eyes widened ignorantly: "Old soymilk handed down from the ancestors?" That's great, it feels more precious than the Sprite in 82.

"Ah."

Eili's heart was agitated by this "um", it was obviously a common word, why... did it give her a very unscrupulous feeling?

"Where are you hiding?"

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he suddenly let go of her, changed his position, and let her sit on his lap.He moved, rubbed his leg against her, and laughed hoarsely: "Did you feel it?"

Eili... only felt that his legs, well/hard, were harder/harder than any part of his body. This hot feeling made her heart beat faster inexplicably, and she nodded indiscriminately.

In fact, she didn't feel the softness of fried dough sticks soaked in soy milk, but she didn't want him to feel stupid and didn't understand anything QAQ

He seduced her by whispering in her ear: "Good boy, do you want to drink?"

Huixiang thought about it and nodded.

He let go of her, didn't see how he moved, and then he...he suddenly entered/entered her body.

pain.

Hmm...it hurts.

With his deep/penetrating movements, Eili discovered in horror that the juice flowed out of her body violently, more and more, so juicy... So she is a soup dumpling?

gradually lost consciousness.

In the dimness, I heard his hoarse voice, calling her in a low voice: "Hui Li, Hui Li..."

Hui Hui suddenly opened his eyes, just in time to meet Liu Zheng's big face.

Eili was startled: "Why are you in my room?"

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes, and the phone in his hand shook in front of her: "My goddess sister, your old cell phone rings so loudly that you can still sleep. I heard it in the living room, okay?"

Huili sat up, reaching for the phone, not wanting, Liu Zheng stepped back slightly, holding her phone up and down, smiling very maliciously.

"Comrade Liu Huili, explain to the organization, the grass on this Qingqing's head... which grass is it?"

Did he... call?

Hui Lian recalled the dream just now, her whole person was not well, her face was slightly feverish, but Liu Zheng was still staring at her with piercing eyes... Sigh, my younger brother is a genius or something, it's very troublesome ==

She brushed her long hair in front of her forehead, pretended to be calm, and said slowly: "Didn't you make a military order with your grandparents? I want you to be worthy of the ancestors of the Liu family, and worthy of the whole family!" ..."

Liu Zheng's mouth opened into an O shape: "This person... my brother-in-law?"

Eri said, "...for now."

Liu Zheng clenched his fists, the veins on his neck popped out, he was about to run away: "He wants to play with you?"

Eri Black Line: "Probably not?"

"Then..." Liu Zheng returned to his soft and cute look, and asked cautiously, "Do you want to play with him?"

Erikhan stared at Liu Zheng speechlessly, didn't he?In this little classmate's world, is love a game that you get tired of playing with me and play with each other?She was just about to open her mouth to correct this little comrade's view of love when the phone rang again.

The siblings stared at each other for a while, the younger brother compromised, and the older sister answered the phone.

Eili answered the phone, rubbing her hand against her cheek inevitably, it was really hot, she turned slightly to avoid Liu Zheng's sight: "Good morning~"

"Good morning."

The laughing voice is still as pleasant as in the dream, and there seems to be a faint electric current, so good to hear that it seems to be able to... unconsciously replay the laughing words in his dream.

Ahhh go away go away go away!

Raw wool buns, raw buns! !

She is not a bun>n

Huili was struggling fiercely with her own nightmare, and she didn't make a sound for a long time. After waiting there for a while, she asked softly, "Huili, what's wrong?"

"Ah, it's alright."

"Yeah." This absent-minded look didn't seem to be all right, the man paused for a while and said, "Go downstairs."

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Starting from tomorrow, the baby will be a cute daily change party again!