Having obtained the phone number of the Great Demon King, Huili immediately searched for this person on the chat software.Her thinking is this: adding friends and then transferring money, the plan is very clear, but...
this user does not exist.
What the hell? !There are still people who don't use this software these days?impossible.
This question was asked by Eri in the chat group of the cosplay club.Friends have said that with the popularity of this app, it is impossible.But basically everyone who has a mobile phone number is using it.
[Little girl from Huang Lai's family]: Unless, the phone number given to you by the other party is a small number ==
[Matcha Queen]: +1 row of upstairs butts
[The girl with glasses has a thin waist and long legs]: + is infinite, goddess sama, from the truth, who do you want to add?
……
Sure enough, everyone saw the same thing.Eri stared at the phone in distress, alas~ Do you want this gentleman to hand over the tuba?
Yes!
No!
……
Huili was fighting with heaven and man, but the driver beside him suddenly said, "What's wrong?"
The belief in paying back the money wins in the end.
Eili turned her head and shook her phone: "Are you playing this? Are you here to add friends?"
Atobe Keigo glanced casually, just in time to see a message on the top: Eri sama, I love you, don't be seduced by other flirtatious sluts, okay QAQ
He narrowed his eyes slightly: "Yes."
"However," he paused, "I turned off all search methods."
"Oh."
This is...was declined >o
Eili lowered her head slightly, feeling a little embarrassed, after all, this was the first time she asked to be friends with someone of the opposite sex.But this first time, it was obviously not a good experience.
Her soft long hair slid down her shoulders, loss seemed to be written in Yang Yang's eyes, long eyelashes, lowered eyebrows were pleasing to the eye, obviously expressionless, the whole person had a kind of "I was bullied, Come and coax me" squeamishness.Mr. Atobe, who was waiting for the little girl to take the initiative to be cute and ask to be friends, immediately softened his heart.A simple and elegant black mobile phone suddenly appeared in front of Eili, and she raised her head in confusion.
"add friend."
"Eh?"
Then Huili heard the man sigh deeply, and said with a half-smile: "I really don't know how your IQ got into Lihai University."
She was holding Mr. Atobe's mobile phone, scanning her QR code, and immediately protested: "Oh! With my IQ, I won't be able to go to college in heaven/chao, so I can only go to college in Nihong!"
The result of talking fast is that after she finished speaking, she froze for a moment, then wished she could stick out her tongue and strangle herself to death _(:з」∠)_
Hearing this, Atobe smiled lightly: "Huh? Heaven/North Korea?"
Huili felt so regretful that her intestines turned green: "..."
God is going to kill me!If he shouted a retraction message into the air at this time, would it be possible to delete this man's memory?Obviously not >o
How to do how to do?
Suddenly, Hui Li had an idea, smiled sweetly at the man, and said indifferently, "Hee hee, last time I laughed at my best friend for being mentally retarded, she hated me so much." Saying so, she tilted her head and looked at the man , wanting to discover something from those quiet, deep eyes.
Mr. Atobe stared at the road without squinting, and asked casually, "Where is your best friend from?"
"Imperial capital."
"Um……"
The flat tone made her unable to guess more about the content, however, for some reason, probably because she had met him in Shanghai before, Eili always felt a little uneasy.
##
There were so many things that happened that day, late at night, Huili rolled around on the bed several times, without any sleepiness at all.As a last resort, she resigned herself to getting up and surfing the forum.Some words are most appropriate to say to irrelevant netizens.
Her post is still floating on the homepage, with more than [-] replies, successfully flipping the page.Although there are still people who are arguing about it, it is full of things like "really tall, rich, handsome, white, rich and beautiful, need a blind date?" , but the overall trend has become——
№222 Ling'er wants to stare at the crotch: The host is kawaii, the old aunt is so excited, ahh, spring is here, and it's the season for animals to mate...
№233==: Reading a novel is so serious, some layers are really idle
№235 Cookies take a bite: so sweet!Braised, writing in Jin/Jiang?Hand over the vest and don't kill
№288 Little dwarf, you jump: Don't make noise!Who will update after scolding the host away? Isn't it good to read the text quietly?
№298==: turn page
№299--: page turning
№300 Reminder: Cooking wine is a hero, the overlord comes from my generation.A deep-water torpedo represents my eternal love. The landlord is big. The Lun family has cast deep water for you. Come and make more.
№301 Reminder: Huh, did I turn the page?
№302 Ling'er wants to stare at the crotch: The one upstairs is really 666
……
Seeing that the "readers" were so enthusiastic, Eili was relieved. Sitting under the dim light, she deliberated for a while, and decided to distribute the dog food kicked over today to the masses of people who eat melons——
"Girlfriend Boy Ticket invites you to have a big meal today.
Writing a feast, reading it as dog food, as a sunny and healthy single dog, a bowl of dog food will kill the dog.I can see Mr. R, the hero who put me in danger, even if the dog food is poisonous, the stewed food will dry up this bowl.
Hee hee hee, the mentality is so detached.
however……
The stew was almost poisoned to death.
In fact, things were foreshadowed from the very beginning.Luzhu deliberately chose a simple white shirt and trousers, since he is just a supporting role, so it is not appropriate to overwhelm the guests.As a result, when my best friend saw it, she took off Lu Zhu's shirt when she disagreed with her, and hired a professional stylist to do Lu Zhu's hair.
As soon as the professional made a move, Lu Zhu immediately became like a dog, and he fell in love with himself a little bit.But Luzhu is a bit uneasy, is this really the normal rhythm of meeting girlfriends and male tickets?
And my best friend answered Luzhu's question like this: "He always feels that he is the most beautiful in the world, so let him see that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond others..."
Braised letter.
Before meeting his best friend's male ticket, Lu Zhu realized that the other party really cared about her, and told him a detail.Luzhu is not a local. When my best friend booked a restaurant, I took care of the taste of Luzhu and ordered a hometown dish.When my best friend arrived at the hotel, she was very confused and didn't remember when she mentioned this to her.
I was really caught off guard by eating this dog food _(:зゝ∠)_
Then something happened when we were about to get off the elevator.
It was when I reached the floor where the private room was located, the moment the elevator opened, Lu Zhu saw his male god, oh, oh, oh!
Live.
handsome.
God who smiles at us!
At that time, Lu Zhu was super super super happy, Lu Zhu was afraid that he could not control his voice and screamed a few times to scare the male god, and ran out quickly like a rabbit seeing a vulture.
Speaking of the male god of Luzhu, he is really super, super, super handsome, with a very, very nice voice, graduated from a prestigious school, and is all-round in sports. He is considered a huge giant in the small circle of Luzhu.
Anyway, it's the kind that can't be boiled.
However, Luzhu is regarded as the fan of the male god, and the best friend is the fan of the idiot who licks the screen, licks the face and licks the whole body.However, it's a bit weird because my girlfriends reacted too calmly when they saw the male god.Then Lu Zhu asked excitedly: "Where's your male ticket?"
Then, Lu Zhu heard a nice male voice: "Why did you run away when you saw her male ticket?"
And then……
Stewed and petrified.
In the void, it seemed to hear something falling to the ground and shattering into slag.That sunny and healthy single dog swallowed a bite of dog food and became unhealthy and unsunny.
……
Later, Lu Zhu asked his best friend: "You made me a princess dress pumpkin car, so that I can witness... the moment when I became Cinderella's second sister?" '
Best friend: '...letting you meet the male god in a disheveled state, you fairy godmother still whipped me to death with a magic wand. '
……
When he thought that the male god became the boyfriend of his best friend in an instant, Lu Zhu felt desperate for a while.
Even more desperate is——
Can't share this sad news with other fans, let everyone help Luzhu share some despair >o
So Lu Zhu can only sit under the dim night light, and use code words to eliminate this kind of empty and eternal sadness..."
The author has something to say: Thanks to Breeder A and I don’t want to enter the non-cutie for keeping
Thanks to foodie impermanence, reality is too skinny, congee porridge, Yilianfengyuexian, melancholy otaku, Liu Chuanyu fan, Lianxin spit the moon, cute cute little cute people for their watering
The confrontation between the big devil and the little fairy has come to an end, hee hee hee, foretelling, there will be an indescribable interaction above the neck in the next chapter, just ask Ni Meng if she is happy, is she happy?
If you are happy, do you know how to make others happy?
this user does not exist.
What the hell? !There are still people who don't use this software these days?impossible.
This question was asked by Eri in the chat group of the cosplay club.Friends have said that with the popularity of this app, it is impossible.But basically everyone who has a mobile phone number is using it.
[Little girl from Huang Lai's family]: Unless, the phone number given to you by the other party is a small number ==
[Matcha Queen]: +1 row of upstairs butts
[The girl with glasses has a thin waist and long legs]: + is infinite, goddess sama, from the truth, who do you want to add?
……
Sure enough, everyone saw the same thing.Eri stared at the phone in distress, alas~ Do you want this gentleman to hand over the tuba?
Yes!
No!
……
Huili was fighting with heaven and man, but the driver beside him suddenly said, "What's wrong?"
The belief in paying back the money wins in the end.
Eili turned her head and shook her phone: "Are you playing this? Are you here to add friends?"
Atobe Keigo glanced casually, just in time to see a message on the top: Eri sama, I love you, don't be seduced by other flirtatious sluts, okay QAQ
He narrowed his eyes slightly: "Yes."
"However," he paused, "I turned off all search methods."
"Oh."
This is...was declined >o
Eili lowered her head slightly, feeling a little embarrassed, after all, this was the first time she asked to be friends with someone of the opposite sex.But this first time, it was obviously not a good experience.
Her soft long hair slid down her shoulders, loss seemed to be written in Yang Yang's eyes, long eyelashes, lowered eyebrows were pleasing to the eye, obviously expressionless, the whole person had a kind of "I was bullied, Come and coax me" squeamishness.Mr. Atobe, who was waiting for the little girl to take the initiative to be cute and ask to be friends, immediately softened his heart.A simple and elegant black mobile phone suddenly appeared in front of Eili, and she raised her head in confusion.
"add friend."
"Eh?"
Then Huili heard the man sigh deeply, and said with a half-smile: "I really don't know how your IQ got into Lihai University."
She was holding Mr. Atobe's mobile phone, scanning her QR code, and immediately protested: "Oh! With my IQ, I won't be able to go to college in heaven/chao, so I can only go to college in Nihong!"
The result of talking fast is that after she finished speaking, she froze for a moment, then wished she could stick out her tongue and strangle herself to death _(:з」∠)_
Hearing this, Atobe smiled lightly: "Huh? Heaven/North Korea?"
Huili felt so regretful that her intestines turned green: "..."
God is going to kill me!If he shouted a retraction message into the air at this time, would it be possible to delete this man's memory?Obviously not >o
How to do how to do?
Suddenly, Hui Li had an idea, smiled sweetly at the man, and said indifferently, "Hee hee, last time I laughed at my best friend for being mentally retarded, she hated me so much." Saying so, she tilted her head and looked at the man , wanting to discover something from those quiet, deep eyes.
Mr. Atobe stared at the road without squinting, and asked casually, "Where is your best friend from?"
"Imperial capital."
"Um……"
The flat tone made her unable to guess more about the content, however, for some reason, probably because she had met him in Shanghai before, Eili always felt a little uneasy.
##
There were so many things that happened that day, late at night, Huili rolled around on the bed several times, without any sleepiness at all.As a last resort, she resigned herself to getting up and surfing the forum.Some words are most appropriate to say to irrelevant netizens.
Her post is still floating on the homepage, with more than [-] replies, successfully flipping the page.Although there are still people who are arguing about it, it is full of things like "really tall, rich, handsome, white, rich and beautiful, need a blind date?" , but the overall trend has become——
№222 Ling'er wants to stare at the crotch: The host is kawaii, the old aunt is so excited, ahh, spring is here, and it's the season for animals to mate...
№233==: Reading a novel is so serious, some layers are really idle
№235 Cookies take a bite: so sweet!Braised, writing in Jin/Jiang?Hand over the vest and don't kill
№288 Little dwarf, you jump: Don't make noise!Who will update after scolding the host away? Isn't it good to read the text quietly?
№298==: turn page
№299--: page turning
№300 Reminder: Cooking wine is a hero, the overlord comes from my generation.A deep-water torpedo represents my eternal love. The landlord is big. The Lun family has cast deep water for you. Come and make more.
№301 Reminder: Huh, did I turn the page?
№302 Ling'er wants to stare at the crotch: The one upstairs is really 666
……
Seeing that the "readers" were so enthusiastic, Eili was relieved. Sitting under the dim light, she deliberated for a while, and decided to distribute the dog food kicked over today to the masses of people who eat melons——
"Girlfriend Boy Ticket invites you to have a big meal today.
Writing a feast, reading it as dog food, as a sunny and healthy single dog, a bowl of dog food will kill the dog.I can see Mr. R, the hero who put me in danger, even if the dog food is poisonous, the stewed food will dry up this bowl.
Hee hee hee, the mentality is so detached.
however……
The stew was almost poisoned to death.
In fact, things were foreshadowed from the very beginning.Luzhu deliberately chose a simple white shirt and trousers, since he is just a supporting role, so it is not appropriate to overwhelm the guests.As a result, when my best friend saw it, she took off Lu Zhu's shirt when she disagreed with her, and hired a professional stylist to do Lu Zhu's hair.
As soon as the professional made a move, Lu Zhu immediately became like a dog, and he fell in love with himself a little bit.But Luzhu is a bit uneasy, is this really the normal rhythm of meeting girlfriends and male tickets?
And my best friend answered Luzhu's question like this: "He always feels that he is the most beautiful in the world, so let him see that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond others..."
Braised letter.
Before meeting his best friend's male ticket, Lu Zhu realized that the other party really cared about her, and told him a detail.Luzhu is not a local. When my best friend booked a restaurant, I took care of the taste of Luzhu and ordered a hometown dish.When my best friend arrived at the hotel, she was very confused and didn't remember when she mentioned this to her.
I was really caught off guard by eating this dog food _(:зゝ∠)_
Then something happened when we were about to get off the elevator.
It was when I reached the floor where the private room was located, the moment the elevator opened, Lu Zhu saw his male god, oh, oh, oh!
Live.
handsome.
God who smiles at us!
At that time, Lu Zhu was super super super happy, Lu Zhu was afraid that he could not control his voice and screamed a few times to scare the male god, and ran out quickly like a rabbit seeing a vulture.
Speaking of the male god of Luzhu, he is really super, super, super handsome, with a very, very nice voice, graduated from a prestigious school, and is all-round in sports. He is considered a huge giant in the small circle of Luzhu.
Anyway, it's the kind that can't be boiled.
However, Luzhu is regarded as the fan of the male god, and the best friend is the fan of the idiot who licks the screen, licks the face and licks the whole body.However, it's a bit weird because my girlfriends reacted too calmly when they saw the male god.Then Lu Zhu asked excitedly: "Where's your male ticket?"
Then, Lu Zhu heard a nice male voice: "Why did you run away when you saw her male ticket?"
And then……
Stewed and petrified.
In the void, it seemed to hear something falling to the ground and shattering into slag.That sunny and healthy single dog swallowed a bite of dog food and became unhealthy and unsunny.
……
Later, Lu Zhu asked his best friend: "You made me a princess dress pumpkin car, so that I can witness... the moment when I became Cinderella's second sister?" '
Best friend: '...letting you meet the male god in a disheveled state, you fairy godmother still whipped me to death with a magic wand. '
……
When he thought that the male god became the boyfriend of his best friend in an instant, Lu Zhu felt desperate for a while.
Even more desperate is——
Can't share this sad news with other fans, let everyone help Luzhu share some despair >o
So Lu Zhu can only sit under the dim night light, and use code words to eliminate this kind of empty and eternal sadness..."
The author has something to say: Thanks to Breeder A and I don’t want to enter the non-cutie for keeping
Thanks to foodie impermanence, reality is too skinny, congee porridge, Yilianfengyuexian, melancholy otaku, Liu Chuanyu fan, Lianxin spit the moon, cute cute little cute people for their watering
The confrontation between the big devil and the little fairy has come to an end, hee hee hee, foretelling, there will be an indescribable interaction above the neck in the next chapter, just ask Ni Meng if she is happy, is she happy?
If you are happy, do you know how to make others happy?
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