[Comprehensive] Today I still don’t want to fall in love

Xi Laoshi is a legend in Dou Se.

When Huili didn't know about Dou Se Forum, Xi Laoshi became famous with the post "Chinese Paper I Fell in Those Years in 818".

When she saw the repost elsewhere, she was immediately shattered.

Xi Laoshi is a very typical kind of flirtatious slut - I flirt with students, sleep with colleagues, and focus on prying corners for 30 years. I know I am a slut, and it is undeniable that I was very cool at the time.

Eili didn't quite understand this feeling, but for some reason, after accepting her setting, Eili read the post with great interest, and then... touched the Dou Se forum to post it.

Thinking about it now, Qian Laoshi is so popular, apart from her high EQ, her ability to flirt, and her insight into the relationship between the sexes, the main reason is...

Got a good car o(*////▽////*)q

Xi Laoshi's writing style is very plain, and her diction is not accurate enough. It was once suspected that it was the H/writing writer from Lujin/Jiang who came to test the water.It's really a turn of events, she now takes the lead in suspecting Huili——

The first-line aborigines, Top 2, are students from Qing and Bei?

So the landlord is in the imperial capital, right?

I remember you posted last week.

Unfortunately, last Saturday, I happened to accompany my husband to see an art exhibition at the Imperial Art Museum.

There is no market for the story of a domineering president making a blind date, okay? :)

Landlord, can you compose it a little more carefully?

№40☆☆☆Xi Laoshi left a message on a certain day of a certain year at a certain time☆☆☆

row by row at the bottom,

+1,

+2,

……

+10086,

No one felt that there was a loophole in Qian's wet words.

Once this seed of doubt is planted, it will soon take root and sprout in the filling soil of the people who eat melons.There were still many people squatting at the bottom of the building, yelling that the host is so cute, don't stop.In an instant, such a weak voice was drowned out by loud doubts.

People who don't know the truth are most likely to be induced by so-called "authorities" or "experts".There are even people who are eccentric——

Now all the monsters think they are above average.

№56☆☆☆==Leave a message on a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, a certain time and a certain minute☆☆☆

The domineering president fell in love with me... Hehehe, it looks like a YY work by an older leftover girl

№57☆☆☆Be cute.jpgLeave a message on a certain day of a certain year at a certain time☆☆☆

……

In the anonymous online world, there are always some people who use the greatest malice to speculate on others, and their words are particularly ugly. These people clearly only see the tip of the iceberg, but they think they know the whole truth.

Eri was so angry that the hand that was holding the mouse was shaking.But she was afraid of meeting acquaintances, so she couldn't say more.

Simply out of sight and out of mind.

Shut down, go to sleep.

##

I don't know if it's because of the aggrieved heart, but at night, Huili dreamed that he was fighting with the Confucianists with his tongue, fighting with netizens for [-] rounds, and finally won a big victory =v=

But the painful price of winning is that until breakfast, she was still in a trance, as if she was a wandering spirit from another world.Alas, after all, fighting all night is exhausting, even mentally_(:зゝ∠)_

Seeing this, Professor Yuan Yejing made a meat bun for Huili, with a friendly attitude: "Huili, Ah Zheng is representing the school in the competition, you can send him to Tokyo."

"Ah?" Liu·House Girl·Huili suddenly regained consciousness, "I won't go."

Only then did she realize that there was one more person at the table today.

Her cousin, who studies in the middle school attached to Lihai University, sits on her left side as quietly as a chicken, with a bun in his mouth, squinting at her→_→

←_← Eri also slanted back.

The eyes of the two were fighting, and when sparks were shining, Huili suddenly heard that her queen mother was making trouble: "Your uncle and aunt are on a business trip, and your father and I are still at work. You are the most free in the whole family. Who will you go to if you don't?"

The weather is hot, and Huili doesn't like to go out. When facing her mother, she can't fight recklessly, she can only outsmart her.She smiled and gave the Queen Mother a bun, and acted shamelessly: "Mom, the face is the life of a model, look how big the sun is..."

Professor Yuanye nodded when he heard this, and Eili was overjoyed, there is a door!

But I heard the professor say: "Oh, then you go out and put your face at home."

Eri: "..."

Angrily, she stretched her chopsticks towards her queen mother's bowl, quickly picked up the buns, and took a big bite.

She regretted it, huh >o

That kid Liu Zheng, from beginning to end, grinned gloatingly.

##

Liu Huili found out later that this was a huge conspiracy.

But at that time, she was already at the Tokyo Gymnasium.She accompanied Liu Zheng on the Shinkansen, risking her pregnancy and squeezed all the way here.As a result, when they arrived at the main entrance of the gymnasium, they didn't breathe well, and saw Lihai University's school bus slowly stopping not far from them.Immediately afterwards, teenagers in khaki sportswear with tennis rackets on their backs got out of the car one by one.

The boy walking in the front, with the scorching sun above his head, was wearing a khaki long-sleeved jacket on his shoulders.

Liu Huili narrowed her eyes, grabbed Liu Zheng's uniform, and snorted coldly: "Tell me, why did you lie to me?"

Liu Zheng looked down at her, and sighed: "Sister, you are the only remaining single dog left in the whole family. Even Sister Wei, who just became an adult last month, is engaged, and the higher-ups, represented by grandparents, have given me tasks Now, I must watch you find a partner..."

"I issued a military order to guarantee that you will leave the order at the end of the year. The bull has already been blown out. You can't let me face Jiangdong's elders with shame..."

Eri was laughed angrily by him, Tete took off his sunglasses, and squinted at him with those misty peach blossom eyes: "Oh, so you want to introduce me to a dozen underage?"

"Here comes an adult." Liu Zheng promised sincerely, "Really, he is very, very, very handsome. Since he also served as the tennis coach, our whole team has lost love collectively."

"False advertisement." Huili rolled her eyes, turned her back, and stopped talking.

Liu Zheng poked her back, but she didn't move.

This made the young man who was waiting for her to come back very depressed.He had to walk around in front of her, but was pushed aside by Huili in displeasure: "Go away, don't block my sight."

In fact, it wasn't intentional ignorance, but when Huili turned around, he happened to glance at a man, got off the low-key black car by the side of the road, and slammed the door behind him.It's not a luxury car, there is one in her garage.But the other party was handsome, with a noble temperament, and the movements of closing the door were smooth and smooth, with gestures like a magnet, firmly attracting Eri's eyes.

The man was tall, thin, but not weak, with a thin waist, well-proportioned muscles, and slender and powerful limbs.He was wearing a slim and simple white T-shirt, and a white coat was casually draped over his shoulders...

simply,

It's like stepping out of a well-produced idol drama.

"Is he as beautiful as that person?"

she asked softly.

There was no one around.

Her younger brother, and the other Lihai Taizheng who were still some distance away from them, rushed over like a sudden hurricane, and surrounded the man in a swarm.

Eili was dumbfounded: "..."

The bear children chattered and chattered, the man stood calmly among the children, listening quietly, nodding his head from time to time, his thin lips slightly hooked on his clear face, his slightly cold eyes , flowing with warmth.

Obviously... just now it wasn't such a warm man design ==

Then Huili saw her family Liu Zheng, suddenly slapped his forehead, and said something, the group of brats looked at her, and that person also looked up at Huili, smiling slightly.

Eri's face suddenly burned.Could it be covered by a mask > o

She took off her mask and walked slowly towards them.

She is taller among girls, and because she is afraid of the sun, Huili specially chose a light yellow silk dress with wide sleeves today.This is a gift from a partner of a certain brand.Cut exactly to her measurements.The half-high collar with small ruffles is close to her fair and delicate neck.The comfortable fabric, along the towering and full softness, was pinched tightly around her slender waist.

As she walked, the breeze brought up the skirt, her long hair fluttered, and even her taupe-colored summer hat trembled slightly.

The palm-sized oval face under the hat became more and more attractive, with snow-skinned and beautiful appearance, charming and charming, and charming.

It attracted passers-by to look back frequently.

The Lihai Xiong children's group, who had been stunned, suddenly came back to their senses. The tallest boy in the team pointed at Huili in astonishment, incoherently excited: "Oh, you, you, you, you are... Huili sama?"

"Ah, Eri-sama begged for an autograph." The boy said as he took out a notebook from his backpack. He opened the notebook, and a photo slid down from the title page.

A big black paw grasped it swiftly, with eagerness in his eyes: "I'll go? Midorima, why do you still have a photo of Eri-sama on you?"

The boy crawled through his hair and said embarrassedly, "My uncle sent it to me in the morning and said it was my lucky item for today."

The young man in the green room was immediately beaten by his teammates.

"...Why don't I have such an uncle."

……

Eili took the photo and the pen, feeling distressed: "There is no table here..."

At this time, the boy who had been standing on the side without moving, stepped forward and said, "I am."

In Huili's shock, the child turned his back to Huili, leaned forward, and adjusted himself to a suitable height of the table.

Surprisingly easy to use_(:зゝ∠)_

After signing, Eri returned the photo to Midorima, and the "desk" said at the right time: "Goddess sama, please sign me too." Then, he lifted the coat draped over his shoulders, revealing the shorts underneath. Sleeve uniform, "on the back."

Holding the signature pen, Eili blinked, "Okay."

No matter what happens at this time, don't be surprised ==

When writing on the back of his clothes, she couldn't help being curious and asked one more question: "Aren't you hot with your coat on?"

"This is the tradition of our King Lihai."

"Ok?"

"The man standing at the top of our school's tennis club can only be a man in a coat." This time, Liu Zheng explained her doubts, "I don't even know this, sister, are you really a big man in Lihai?"

Speaking of this, Liu Zheng glanced at Huili with disgust.

"..." What kind of tradition is this, Eri asked without shame: "When did this tradition start?"

"Start with me." The man who stood aside and watched for a while said lightly.

Then, he lifted up his coat skillfully, revealing his white T-shirt, "Miss Liu, is it convenient for me to sign your autograph too? My sister is your fan."

Eri: "..."

There is a saying, I don’t know if it should be said or not, I feel that everyone in our school’s tennis club is so shameless_(:зゝ∠)_

##

After signing the autographs for everyone, Eri put on the mask and sunglasses again, followed Li Hai's team, and entered the venue.

At the entrance of the venue, they unexpectedly met their opponents in today's finals, the Ice Emperor Academy.

Hyotei Gakuen Eri knew about it.

Neon is a well-known aristocratic school, where local tyrants walk everywhere, and the second generation is as numerous as dogs. Her best friend Fujii Ai graduated from here.

But in the mouth of classmate Liu Zheng, it became "the best tennis player in Tokyo, nothing to be afraid of."

When he said this, Eri noticed that there was a man in a light gray shirt standing at the front of the Ice Empress team, looking down at his watch.The man's back was straight, and his broad shoulders were tensed, like a crossbow charged with power.

Eri felt inexplicably familiar.

The man had excellent hearing, and when he heard the words, he turned his head and gave Liu Zheng a cold look.

With just a glimpse, Xiao Liu Zheng, who was so frightened, quickly fell silent.And Eili also found that the familiarity was not her illusion.

It's a blind date man ==

The blind date man's gaze seemed to pause for a moment on her mummy-like face, his lips slightly raised, and then he actually walked this way.

Eri tensed up inexplicably.

The proud Mr. Atobe stopped after walking a few steps, and stopped in front of Mr. Tradition, oh no, Mr. Seiichi Yukimura, and took the initiative to exchange greetings.

"It's been a long time since we met here, Yukimura."

"Yeah, my defeated general."

Eri: ...

It seemed that for a second, the air froze.

The author has something to say: Because I broke my promise, this chapter is fat, please accept it, the next one will probably be on Sunday_(:зゝ∠)_

It's time to tweet again, wait why did I say again...

Jiyou's sweet sweet lily Xinkeng "Lovers Are Urging Everyday", pen name: Bleach.

Attach a brief introduction:

That year, Lin Youyou, who was ignorant and ignorant, woke up in the afternoon and was stunned by Qingmei's kiss on her lips.

Three months after the cold war, Lin Youyou, who couldn't hold back, was about to reconcile, but found that Qingmei's family had moved out.

Four years later, Lin Youyou, who became the great god of danmei writers, suddenly twitched.

He wrote the first Lily Essay, and the protagonists are himself and her.

On the first day of writing, readers who have occupied No. 1 on her top list since she became the author smashed a hundred deep-water torpedoes.

Each deep water torpedo is followed by three words.

--I love you.

Chang Xi: I love you, from the beginning to the end, until death.

Here's another sneaky spoiler:

[A piece of stinky meat]: I just went to look at your article, and the following are all comments asking for extras. Are you not going to write extras?

[Walk My Heart]: ...No plan, there's nothing to write about when we're all together.

[A piece of stinky meat]: You can write about life after marriage, such as sex, hehehe.

[Long My Heart]: ...Strictly crack down, please!Do you want to get me into a game?

[A piece of green on top of your head]: Even if you get into the game, we will give you a computer to let you continue typing.love launch.jpg

【Long My Heart】: Stop Stop Stop.jpg

[Walk My Heart]: I'm thinking about what to do with the new article.

[A piece of stinky meat]: Interstellar abo!Write a cool article!A strong and healthy A and a sickly O!

[A piece of green on the top of the head]: These two together are indeed "cool" articles...

So maybe this can also be called #我和基友的日常#?

Jiyou Chong Chong Chong's new article "Help!Kuaiai rescued my gay-attractive physique! "Pen name: Fanchen Mufeng

Xiao Liu has always had an unspeakable hidden worry!

That is, he has a unique physique that attracts gay confessions!

... When he was confessed to by his junior, he refused incomparably coldly!

Are you kidding me, sir, I am a straight man! !

... When he was confessed by his friend, he felt that he could still save it!

Please don't make trouble, I'm a straight man!

...After being sent a small confession countless times, he finally gave up struggling.

No way, who made me so handsome that the heavens and the earth can't help crying ghosts and gods!

Isn't that gay?Master, I admit it is!

Very cute, very cute, everyone dance with me!I will wave a small leather whip to help Ni Meng to make changes!