Chang'an fruit is not sweet

In the morning, Gu Changan stretched out his hand, but he didn't pick up the fruit, so he groped inside again, but it was empty.

He sat up abruptly, "Linguo!"

Lingo poked her head from outside the door, "What are you doing?"

Gu Changan rubbed his eyes, "I was scared to death."

Linguo ignored him, and went to pack his things.

Gu Changan slowed down for a while, and then slowly got off the bed to wash up.After he finished washing, he realized that Lingo was squatting on the ground and packing the suitcase.

"Where did this come from?" Gu Changan asked.

Linguo didn't feel comfortable squatting, so she simply sat on the ground and folded her clothes, "I have to go back to school for a few days, and my mother will be here soon, so if she sees me living with you, it won't add fuel to the flames. Can't you be so angry?"

Gu Chang'an laughed, "You're talking about cross talk here. Tickets didn't start selling so early in the morning, so you started the show first, right?" He stretched out his hand to stop Lin Guo, "Don't pack up, don't go back."

"Didn't we agree to face everything peacefully, didn't we?" Linguo reasoned patiently.

Gu Changan sat down in the suitcase, and said shamelessly: "If you want to leave, you can take me with you. When renting the house, the landlord said that if you go out, don't leave valuables at home. He is not responsible for losing them. You take them with you. What is the use of this pile of clothes, is it as valuable as me?"

Linguo looked distressed at the clothes that were pressed under his buttocks, which he folded neatly with great difficulty, "Then I go back without clothes and hang you on my body?"

"Can't you?" Gu Changan said.

Lin Guo sighed, "Didn't we agree, why are you going back on your word now?"

"Well, I regret it, I shouldn't have promised you." Gu Changan nodded.

"Why are you like this, you contradict your promise, you are a bald one, can you be a human being?" Linguo said.

Gu Chang'an took Lin Guo's hand and grinned stupidly, "Why am I not a human being anymore? I thought about it carefully. Life is precious, but love is more expensive. You said, there is no freedom or true love in life, so just follow the steps. What's the point of working and getting married, give me freedom or give me death, please, give me a chance."

"Don't mess with me about those useless things. You talk all kinds of useless nonsense every day. Do you think you're a sow wearing a bra?" Lingo said.

Gu Chang'an rubbed his chest muscles, "I don't seem to need one set after another, can it work, don't go."

"Do you mean what you say?" Lin Guo raised his eyes and asked.

"It doesn't count, you're the eldest in our family, I'm begging you." Gu Changan shook Lin Guo's hand, like a little girl coquettishly.

Lingo obviously couldn't bear the sight of such a strong "girl" acting like a baby, so he shook off his hand and said, "Oh, that's fine, this is the last time, I warn you, when the time comes, don't make any more drama and talk about breaking up..."

Gu Changan had already stood up, patted his buttocks and walked around him, "Ah, I'm so hungry, what would I like to eat today~"

Linguo clicked his tongue, stood up and shouted from behind, "Don't pretend you don't hear me when I'm talking to you, I'll tidy up your clothes later, and I'll let you sit in creases!"

After breakfast, Gu Changan diligently folded Lin Guo's clothes.

Master Lin sat on a small stool to oversee the work. He swiped Weibo, smiled occasionally, and kept chatting with Gu Chang'an casually without distraction.

"Hey, master, take me with you wherever you are going in the future. I can't even fold clothes. With your folding method, I will get wrinkled even if I don't sit." Gu Changan said.

"Can you have the dignity of a concubine, who always treats herself as a nanny every day." Lingo said with a smile.

Gu Chang'an: "Hey~ I can't say that. What man doesn't like snail girls? Although I'm not a girl, I think someone like me can already be called a snail guy. You see, I'm pretty good-looking, and I'm good at work. It’s also very good, and it also covers all the housework. You say, I’m like this, where can you find it when you leave this door.”

Lingo nodded, "And then?"

Gu Changan glanced at him, and continued: "I am also a strategy. When you get used to me, if you have to choose to be a scumbag at that time, after you stroll around among thousands of flowers, one day you will suddenly Thinking of that handsome, virtuous and unparalleled snail boy who was willing to work hard, light a cigarette at night, bah, don’t light it up, it’s bad for your lungs, drink a sip of red wine at night, and lament why you didn’t cherish it at the beginning.”

After finishing speaking, he shook his head again, and said with emotion: "Look at how kind I am to you. You have abandoned me, and I still think about your body."

"Hey, you wrote a novel behind my back, right?" Lingo said.

"That's not it yet. Now that you've said that, I realize that I'm quite talented. How about I broaden my field of involvement." Gu Chang'an said.

"Come on, I'm optimistic about you, Tian Luozi." Lin Guo said.

Gu Changan said that if he really wrote a novel, the first book would be called "The Snail Boy and the Scumbag", and it would describe how Lin Guo became a scumbag and abandoned the snail boy. I often think of that snail boy in my dreams, and then I wake up and realize that it’s An An who worked hard to save the snail boy. However, the snail boy was so heartbroken that he would not want to live, and he was very upright. Forgive the scumbag.

After a while he had thought up the outline of the story, and was about to start working out the details.

"Art really comes from life. When we break up, you have to feel your emotions well. Don't waste this good opportunity, and then describe it in the book. If you write well, I will call you later." Reward." Lingo said.

Gu Changan waved his hand, "You are an amateur. Art comes from life but is higher than life. That is to say, none of the things I said above need to really happen, so we don't really need to break up. After all, you hurt me a lot." Breaking up with me hurts so much, as long as you say that you don't like me, I will be heartbroken like ashes."

Lingo held his chin, looked into his eyes, and was about to speak——

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen! I don't listen, I don't listen to bastards chanting scriptures! I can't understand what you say. In fact, I am a foreigner and an overseas Chinese. Do you understand? I can only Understood, hello, goodbye, have you eaten, I don’t understand the rest of what you said, hello, goodbye, have you eaten!"

After Gu Chang'an wailed and wailed, he was deprived of oxygen.

Lin Guo was also taken aback by him, and when he realized it, his stomach ached from laughing, "You're so cute, hahaha..."

"I'm so cute, don't break up, cherish the snail boy, there are 70 billion people in the world, it's not easy to meet the snail boy who belongs to you." He licked his lips, "But it's true, men are like this. I don’t cherish when I’m gone and beg hard to get back together, I understand.”

"Don't be shameless, I won't beg to get back together." Lingo said.

Gu Changan said: "I know, you are thin-skinned and awkward, how dare you do such a shameless thing, you must be dreaming every day that you want me to reconcile with you quickly, and you are burning incense and worshiping Buddha, just I hope that I will come to you and ask for reunion."

Lin Guo glared at him, "I'm too lazy to talk to you, my mother said I'll take a taxi later," he swallowed, "Yes, she said she came with your mother by the same car, and we'll come together later. Just come straight home."

Gu Changan continued to fold his clothes, "Ah, that's a coincidence. What time did you arrive? Did you eat or not? What time did you drive? Oh, it must be one or two o'clock in the afternoon. Bao'er, what do you want for lunch? I'll go buy some groceries later, will you go with me? Oh, forget it, it's so hot outside, don't go out, just stay home and review."

Lin Guo stared at him for a while, until Gu Changan put down the clothes in his hand, raised his hand to touch his face, "What's wrong?"

"Are you careless or too big, how do you know how to eat?"

Gu Changan shook his head and leaned over to kiss Lin Guo, "Nonsense, I still know that I have to love you, or I will be dumped by you, a scumbag sooner or later."

Lingo pushed his face away with a slap, "Get up."

Gu Chang'an grabbed his hand and kissed his palm, sighed, "Hey, look, scumbag."

Lin Guo laughed angrily, "I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'm off to read."

Yan Qing pulled Qin Shu, "Oh, you are so grown up here, you can't even find the exit."

Qin Shu clenched Yan Qing's hand, "Isn't it you?"

"Don't be coquettish, okay, I won't eat this now." Yan Qing said.

Qin Shu blinked, "Really, is it because I'm getting old and unattractive, or do you recall when I was young?"

Yan Qing reached out to hail a taxi and gave the address.

Qin Shu said, "Have you been here before? It's quite familiar."

Yan Qing glanced at her, "Familiar with the family, familiar with the road, easy to familiarize yourself with, the sun is too big at noon, if you don't leave, it will be cooked."

The driver was happy, and glanced at Yan Qing from the rearview mirror, "Sister, you are quite funny."

Yan Qing said unhappily, "Brother, why are you like this? How old am I? How happy you are to call me little girl. Oh, I'm so sad."

Just like that, Yan Qing chatted with the driver all the way, and after getting off the bus, the driver left a business card for Yan Qing, saying that he could contact him if he couldn't get a taxi for a few days.

Qin Shu looked at Yan Qing with admiration, "You are amazing, everyone in the hospital liked you before."

"What is it, I dare not talk to you because of your beauty, so I had to break through from me."

Qin Shu pushed her hard, "Hurry up, which building is it?"

When he heard the knock on the door, Gu Chang'an didn't realize that his mother and his mother-in-law had arrived, and he muttered whether it was the one who checked the electricity meter or collected the water bill this time, maybe it was a courier, but he didn't buy anything recently.

As soon as he opened the door and saw his mother, he hurriedly took out two pairs of clean slippers from the shoe cabinet. These were newly bought, numb and cool.

"Mom, Aunt Qin, why don't you call when you arrive, I'll go down to pick you up." Gu Changan rubbed his hands, "Lin Guo!"

Lin Guo also came out of the house, and greeted obediently: "Mom, Aunt Yan."

"What are you picking up? You think your place is a paradise. If you don't have someone to pick you up, you won't be able to find the place. Your mother is a living map, and you can remember it once you come here." Yan Qing said.

Linguo couldn't hold back a chuckle, and coughed again with a stern face.

Yan Qing saw it with sharp eyes, and waved his hand and said, "You child, what are you pretending to do with me? If you want to have fun, you can have fun. Don't be embarrassed. If you don't laugh, I have to reflect on myself and see if I listened to cross talk recently. If it’s less, it’s boring to read too many books and talk.”

Ling Guo licked her lips, scratched her head and said, "Auntie is tired after driving all morning, let me make you some tea."

Yan Qing waved her hand, "Okay, last time the Pu'er was quite good." She turned her head, "Gu Chang'an! What do you want to eat later?"

Gu Changan turned his head like a dog and asked, "Aunt Qin, what would you like to eat, order whatever you want."

Yan Qing shook his head resentfully, and gave Qin Shu a wink: Don't forget what you promised me, you can pretend to be red and white.

Qin Shu successfully received the signal, and gave Gu Changan a look, "What to eat, where can I eat?"

Gu Chang'an got a bad nose and was not embarrassed, "That's right, it's too hot today, and Lin Guo can't eat for two days, it's the bitter summer, it will be fine once the heat is over." He asked, "Mom What do you want to eat?"

"Ah, let's make something simple, green vegetables, something refreshing and refreshing. By the way, you can go downstairs and buy some drinks or something, and put them in the refrigerator. Coca-Cola Sprite will do. You need to be fresh."

"Come on, let's go, you two watch TV for a while, if you are tired, you can lie down in the room for a while, the sheets and quilts in the cabin are all freshly washed, I just changed them, they are clean."

Yan Qing waved his hand, "Virgos are caring."

Gu Changan nodded with a smile.

"But it's too abrasive." Yan Qing added.

Gu Changan's smile froze on his face.

"go quickly."

With his mother's order, he opened the kitchen door and asked Lingo to come with him.

Qin Shu said, "Guoguo stay here, mom has something to ask you."

Gu Changan was embarrassed now, he scratched his head, "Ah...yes, actually there is not much to take, it is quite hot outside, Auntie must have missed you a lot when she arrived, please spend time with Auntie."

He turned to his mother again, "Mom, why don't you come with me?"

"What's the matter, Lin Guo can't be hot, I can be hot? Who is not a delicate little princess? I want to tell your dad, he will make a long-distance call to teach you how to do it right away. Go by yourself, I need to rest, and you If you're messing with me, I'll call your dad and tell him to beat you up." Yan Qing said.

Gu Changan hurriedly waved his hands to beg for mercy, grabbed his phone and keys, and made a gesture to Lin Guo before leaving the house, telling him to call him immediately if there was anything wrong.

Linguo nodded reassuringly, and waved his hand to signal him not to worry.

The author has something to say:

I suddenly realized that I wanted to be a comedian hahahaha

Happy tomorrow, kids, I love you~