Chang'an fruit is not sweet

Ah, about to be strangled, almost unable to breathe...

The giant octopus in front of him was as tall as Lin Guo. If its tentacles were counted, it would definitely be taller than Lin Guo.

The octopus wrapped itself around Linguo as soon as it came up, and its tentacles wrapped around Linguo's body tightly and became tighter and tighter. Linguo struggled vigorously but could not break free from the shackles of the tentacles.

What kind of monster is this? Didn't it mean that after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a spirit?

And this kind of monster doesn't look like a Chinese monster, Cheng Jing should also pay attention to his appearance, it's too unappetizing to just come up with a big octopus without changing his form.

Strictly speaking, this is not a monster, at most it is the level of a monster.

But the problem is, this ugly monster is tightly restraining Lingo.

I can't, I'm dying, what about Gu Chang'an, this bastard is usually in front of my eyes every day, now I'm almost dead, he can't even see him!

Suddenly, the big head of the giant octopus approached Lin Guo, as if he was examining whether Ling Guo was a prey worthy of his efforts.If it wasn't an octopus but a dog, it would definitely have licked it with its drooling tongue.

Uh, it's really disgusting, why is this thing's head so big and greasy, don't rub me, you monster!

Linguo stretched out his hands from the gap in the tentacles, and firmly grasped one of the tentacles of the octopus.

No, this way of dying is really disgusting, I can't accept it, even if I can't die peacefully in a luxurious big house, I can't be eaten by this kind of monster and eventually become the fertilizer of the seabed!

what--

Lingo's hard struggle did not allow him to escape the oppressive feeling brought by the octopus monster, but made him open his eyes.

I saw that the head of "Octopus" was buried between Linguo's face and shoulders, half of his body was leaning on Linguo's body, one arm was on Linguo's chest, and one leg was riding on Linguo's body. Linguo hugged her in her arms.

No wonder…

Linguo moved her neck and turned her head to the side.

No wonder it's slippery, Gu Chang'an's forehead is slightly reflecting light, hey, I know the pain of oily skin.

"Chang'an..."

Gu Changan rubbed his head against Lin Guo's face.

"Chang'an, wake up."

Gu Chang'an's head stuck down a little.

"I'll give you one last chance, or I'll hit you hard."

Gu Changan's legs rubbed against Lin Guo's body.

Lin Guo stretched out his evil hand towards Gu Changan's crotch with a blank face.

"Fuck me!"

Lin Guo withdrew his hand, and Gu Changan rolled on the bed with his hands on the bird.

Freed, Lin Guo turned over Gu Changan who was curled up in a ball, and took the toothbrush that Gu's mother found yesterday to wash up.

"You want to pinch me to death... you'll kill me in the morning..."

Lin Guo brushed her teeth in a good mood, if it wasn't for the fear of choking on the toothpaste foam, she would have wanted to hum a song.

You deserve it, who made you keep pressing me down.

After Lin Guo washed the foam off his face, Gu Changan unsteadily came out of the room to release the water.

"Humph."

Linguo shook her hands and walked out of the bathroom.

Gu Changan took a look and pulled up his pants with a trembling.

"Hey, you said you used my tooth cup and my towel to sleep on my bed. After that, you're going to crush my balls at eight o'clock in the morning. Can you be kind?"

Linguo put on her pants, "Why am I being unkind, I told you before I squeezed it."

"Damn it, you're not afraid of crushing me."

Lin Guo looked at the mournful Gu Chang'an, and asked leisurely, "What am I afraid of if you abolish me?"

"I abolished what you use."

"It doesn't necessarily mean I use it, maybe you can't use that thing in the first place." Lin Guo glanced at Gu Changan's bottom, and said nonchalantly.

"Little friend, are you provoking brother?" Gu Changan gritted his teeth and rushed to Lin Guo's side to grab his hand.

"What are you doing, you don't move your hands!" Lin Guo said, taking two steps back.

Gu Changan supported the wall with one hand, and said in a wall-dong posture, "If you don't do it, I'll let you feel it." Then he grabbed Lin Guo's hand and pressed it to his lower body.

Ling Guo waved his hands, "I feel like a fart, you shameless rascal!"

Looking at Lin Guo's little face that quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, Gu Chang'an felt a thrill of success, "Hey, baby."

"What?" Linguo said angrily.

"Is brother older?" Gu Chang'an raised his eyebrows and smiled.

Lin Guo looked at Gu Chang'an expressionlessly, and said four words coldly, "That's all." Then he pushed Gu Chang'an away and went to the room to get dressed.

When Lin Guo got dressed and came out, he saw Gu Changan sitting injured on the sofa, as if "I hurt my self-esteem, I am so sad and wronged" written on his face.

Ling Guo walked over and rubbed the dog's head, "I'm leaving."

Gu Chang'an looked up at Lingo aggrievedly.

"I'm leaving, say goodbye."

Gu Changan: QAQ.

"Hey, forget it, go put on your clothes, don't catch a cold."

Gu Changan was as stable as a rock.

"Um..."

Ling Guo thought for a while, then patted the dog's head, "Oh, that's fine, actually your size...well, it's okay..."

Gu Chang'an continued to feel wronged: It's just okay?

"Well... probably above average..."

Gu Changan turned from cloudy to sunny: continue.

"Well, it seems to be still..." Lin Guo caught the sly look in Gu Changan's eyes, raised his hand and slapped Gu Dagou's head, "Don't push yourself, I'm leaving."

Gu Changan leaned against the door frame, looked at Lin Guo who was putting on his shoes, and touched Ling Guo's buttocks.

Ling Guo put on her shoes and glared at him.

Gu Changan was wearing big pants and beckoned to Lin Guo who had already gone halfway down the stairs, "Hey, come and play when you have time~ I'll sleep with you~"

Lin Guo, who almost fell down, gave Gu Changan a hard look.

On the third day after sleeping with Guoguo, I was depressed.

The kid looked so obedient, it turned out to be such a person, who just slept with me and said that he would reduce contact with me recently, and even used homework as an excuse.

Think I don't know?Your homework is to read and write a small paper. With your professional ability, do you need to isolate your boyfriend to complete the homework!

Excuses are excuses!

On the seventh day of sleeping with Guoguo, I was disappointed.

It has been a week, and I think judging from the child's current performance, he is very likely to become a ruthless scumbag in the future.

Hey, your boyfriend is very disappointed in you. How on earth did you restrain your desire to communicate with a tall, handsome, cute and painful boyfriend like me?

I slept with Guoguo for No. 11 days, I miss him.

Why doesn't the baby come out to play with me? There are a lot of movies released in the past two days, and it's too boring to watch alone.

It will be Chinese New Year in two days, and it is even more impossible for him to come out.

Hmph, I've already finished my homework. The kid must have finished his homework long ago. He just doesn't want to come out to play with me. He just thinks I'm annoying. Men are big pigs.

After dinner, Gu Changan said that he went out for a walk and smoked two cigarettes by the flower bed downstairs. During this time, his mother called and said that he would buy a bottle of seafood soy sauce in the supermarket downstairs later.

"Hey, baby..." After thinking again and again, Gu Changan still called Lin Guo.

"what happened?"

"Tell the truth, I'm not angry."

"what?"

"You actually regret agreeing to me, don't you?"

"what?"

Hmph, you still don't admit it, you emotional liar.

"I've finished my homework for the past few days. Maybe you can't finish it? You're just leaving me alone. Do you think I'm annoying and disappointed that I'm different from the male god you liked before?"

"What medicine did you take by mistake today?"

Gu Changan walked into the supermarket and looked at the soy sauce in front of the shelf, "I took the wrong medicine! Otherwise, how could I realize now that you don't love me at all, you are just playing with my feelings."

"anything else?"

"If you don't love me, why don't you tell me, do you feel a sense of accomplishment watching me lose my soul because of you?"

"No? No, I'll hang up."

"You still want to hang up on me?" Gu Changan picked up a bottle of soy sauce, "You are a love killer without emotion, you little liar!"

Feeling the gossiping eyes of the aunt next to him, Gu Changan hurriedly left the shelf and wandered to the empty shelf next to him.

"Bye."

"Hey, don't hang up, don't hang up, baby, when will you be free, I miss you so much..." Gu Changan said aggrievedly.

"I miss you as well."

"Liar, you don't miss me, I can't tell you miss me."

"Then how do you think about it? Like you, writing letters to people? What age are you still writing letters, and the signature still misses your Tiantian. My mother asks me every day who Tiantian is, and I am short of mobilizing my three aunts and six aunts." The city search is called sweet, why don’t you do whatever you want without fear if the sender doesn’t need a real name?”

"Uh, baby, listen to me..."

"Say it."

"Hey, don't I miss you too much..."

"If you have something to say, it's okay to hang up."

"I want to watch a movie, go see it with me tomorrow~"

"Hiss," Linguo paused, "Wanda, see you at 10:30."

"Good~"

"It's okay to read a book, don't always think about it."

"Oh, I see…"

"Don't always think that if you can't see me for a few days, you will run away with someone..."

"You are so good-looking, so many people want to poach my corner, how can I not be afraid?"

"Come on, there were girls last semester who asked me to introduce you to her. In any case, it must be because I am afraid of being poached."

"Hey, how do they know me..."

"Maybe they were seen by pushing the road at school."

"Then are you afraid of them poaching?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"...I knew you didn't care about me at all. Because I was so determined to you, I didn't care about my feelings at all."

"That's not true," the kid said in a low voice, "Because I know that Big Brother Tiantian only likes me. Don't be afraid, Big Brother. I only like Big Brother Tiantian."

The sudden sweetness made Gu Changan's tooth ache, before he could respond, he heard a beeping sound.

Hey, my kid is still embarrassed to go up after finishing talking, shy, so cute.

Gu Changan took out the change from his pocket to pay the bill, and happily went home with the soy sauce bottle.