Chang'an fruit is not sweet

Gu Changan went back to the dormitory and sat for a while, Hu Yu saw his displeased face, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Gu Changan shook his head, he took out the cigarettes from the coat that was put aside, stuffed them in his trouser pockets and walked out of the dormitory.

Hu Yu looked at Gu Changan's back, picked up his phone and sent Lu Mengbai a message on QQ: "Miss Bai, are you in the dormitory?"

Lu Mengbai replied: "Going upstairs, what's the matter?"

Hu Yu took the key and went out, and said to Lu Mengbai, "Go back and take a look at Lin Guo, Lao Gu went to your dormitory just now, and after he came back, he was all wrong."

Lu Mengbai replied, "What's wrong?"

Hu Yu said, "I feel that whoever picks a thorn in the side can push people into the wall. He went out just now. I'll take a look and talk about it later."

Hu Yu didn't see Gu Changan when he walked out of the dormitory, and he didn't know where he could go, but he probably couldn't go far. He went around to the small forest behind the dormitory, and sure enough, Gu Changan was squatting under a tree smoking a cigarette.

Hu Yu went over and squatted next to Gu Changan, "Hey, tell me, what's wrong?"

"Prefer not to say."

"Tell me, I'm curious."

"Why are you so gossiping like a bitch?"

"You're just like a bitch, whimpering."

"I don't want to talk about it now."

"I need to know now!"

Hu Yu stiffened his neck, as if today you pushed me on a tree and beat me up, I still have to listen to this gossip.

Gu Changan sighed, stood up and threw the cigarette butt into the trash can before walking back and sitting next to Hu Yu.

"I told you, you can't tell others." Gu Changan glanced at him and said.

"Hi, I know, tell me quickly." Hu Yu rubbed his hands excitedly, realizing that it was not natural, rubbed his nose and coughed twice.

Gu Changan roughly told Hu Yu about the incident in the infirmary and the conversation in Lin Guo's dormitory just now, but he didn't tell Hu Yu about his own psychological activities, after all, the psychological dynamics were too stupid.

Hu Yu nodded deeply, "Ah...that's what happened...I said that you two were in a cold war a while ago."

"Ah, otherwise, what do you think? Hey, you're such a gossip, how could you hold back and not ask me a word for two weeks?"

Hu Yu waved his hand, "Hey, that's not Lu..." Hu Yu quickly shut up, wanting to bite off his tongue.

"What?"

"Isn't it true that since I was six years old, I have been taught by my mother not to meddle in other people's business?"

"Then you are nosy now?" Gu Changan raised his eyebrows and asked.

"I'm now helping my roommate open their arms and open their hearts to the good life."

"Stop talking nonsense, what do you mean by him?"

Hu Yu squatted until his legs became a little numb, but now the atmosphere of gossip is thick, and he must not destroy the atmosphere, otherwise Gu Changan might not tell him in the future.

Hu Yu simply sat on the ground with his legs spread apart. He sneered at the two gossips who were laughing at 519 from the bottom of his heart, but he didn't ask for a punctuation mark for two weeks.

Hu Yu said, "I think, Lin Guo didn't mean to treat you as a backup."

"Then what does he mean?"

"Think about it, if he used you as a backup and wanted to find a girlfriend by himself, he shouldn't be so angry after you said that."

Gu Changan thought for a while, and then told Hu Yu what he saw on Linguo's phone.

Hu Yu looked at Gu Chang'an, "Well, you should know, now I won't say goodbye to you, does that mean the same thing?"

"I don't know! He has never had sex with me before!" Gu Changan said.

"He already kissed you, are you two too important?" Hu Yu said with a look of resentment.

"...don't interrupt."

"Okay, did you see that man's name? It's just his imaginary girlfriend."

"It's too fast, I didn't see it clearly, it seems to be something cold and cute or something."

"...Brother," Hu Yu took out his mobile phone and looked through QQ, opened a person's profile, "Is it this?"

Gu Changan glanced at the profile picture and name, "Well, fuck, you also know his partner?"

Hu Yu sighed and said, "Brother, this is Lu Chen."

"He is with Lu Chen?" Gu Changan's eyes widened in surprise.

"I'm so fucking convinced by you, whoever Lu Chen talks to always ends in a mess."

"Oh, so they're not together?"

Hu Yu nodded as if he had eaten a fly, "Surely not, why are you so jealous."

"Fart, I'm not jealous."

"Okay, I think what Lin Guo told you to say later is, hey, you know the men in the army... right?"

Gu Changan shook his head, and Hu Yu made a look, "That's all, originally they were all straight steel pipes, and there were no women, and then ummahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Gu Changan nodded, and Hu Yu continued, "I guess he thinks you are like that. It's not that you like men, it's just that you are surrounded by big men. Look, when the little wind blew and the little bed lay down, little When the beauty sleeps, your sperm will get on your head... Do you understand?"

Gu Chang'an rubbed his anger and said in a suppressed voice, "Fart, I'm not a sperm man."

Hu Yu moved to the side, "Hey, hey, brother Gu is the most abstinent. I told you that the two countries will not kill the envoy if they are at war. Don't do it."

"Go on."

"Ah, to put it simply, it's not that he wants to fall in love himself, it's that he thinks you will fall in love, and then thinks that this matter between you two is just an episode in a boring military training."

"It's not like I'm a sperm, how can I still find a girl to fall in love with in a month?"

"Oh, it doesn't matter whether you are in a relationship or not, a person's mind can change a lot in a month. Stop talking nonsense, you already understand what's going on, and why are you here with me?"

Hu Yu took out his phone and looked at the time, "It's past eight o'clock, if you don't go up for a while, Lu Mengbai and the others are all back."

Gu Changan thought for a while, then turned to look at Hu Yu, Hu Yu pushed him, "Fuck it, brother, what are you looking at?"

"You, don't you think I...?" Gu Changan asked awkwardly.

"Oh shit, I just found out that you really look like a bitch. I almost got a matchmaker mole on my face, bro."

Gu Changan imagined a mole on Hu Yu's face and a tuft of hair growing on it, laughed twice, patted Hu Yu's shoulder, stood up and ran to the dormitory building.

Hu Yu quickly sent a message to Lu Mengbai, "Miss Bai, no matter how many people are in your dormitory, leave now!"

"Fuck, I just took off my clothes."

"You don't know how to put it on? Old Gu has gone upstairs, retreat quickly!"

"Hey, I know, I'm the only one. I'll go to your dormitory? I'll put my phone in the room, and I'll talk to Xi Lin and Lu Chen later."

Hu Yu understood what Lu Mengbai meant, "Okay, okay, hurry up, I'll go up right away."

Gu Changan stood outside the door of 519 with some anxiety, he took a deep breath before knocking on the door.

Lingo opened the door for him and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Uh...do you want to go in and talk?"

Lin Guo looked at him for a few seconds, then turned and walked in. Gu Changan quickly followed into the room and closed the door again.

"Guoguo, I just had a convulsion in my head, don't be angry." Gu Changan said.

Linguo took out two pieces of toffee from the drawer, stuffed one into Gu Changan's hand, and tore off the wrapper of the other and threw it into his mouth.

Lin Guo said, "Friends, it's inevitable that bumps and bumps are inevitable. It's really strange that we have known each other for three years and haven't even quarreled." Gu Changan nodded awkwardly, and Lin Guo continued, "Changan, in the future, we will Still best friends, right?"

Gu Changan didn't answer, Lin Guo stood in front of him, looked into his eyes and said seriously, "Changan, we are best friends."

Gu Changan looked at his reflection in Lin Guo's shining eyes, he lowered his head, peeled off the candy wrapper and stuffed the toffee into his mouth.

Lin Guo's attitude and serious eyes reminded Gu Chang'an that the last time he saw Lin Guo like this was when he was applying for the exam.

He raised his head and grinned at Lin Guo, and said with his usual foolish and rogue-like attitude, "Of course, Gu Linguo said that I personally married him back, of course it's the best!"

Gu Changan smacked his lips, "Where did you buy cheap milk candy, Guoguo? I'll buy you a bag of big white rabbits some other day. The milk flavor is not strong." Gu Changan took out his phone and glanced at the time, " I'm going back, I just promised Hu Yu to help him bring a bottle of Coke, call me if you need anything."

Linguo nodded, "Go, you've been buying this Coke for a long time."

When Gu Changan went out, he gently closed the door for Lin Guo. He heard the sound of closing the door before Ling Guo sat on the table, covered his face and sighed.

In 323, Hu Yu patted Lu Mengbai on the back, "Didn't I ask you to give Lin Guo a good psychological training, Mrs. Bai, so you can build a best friend!"

Lu Mengbai jumped up from his chair because of the sudden blow, "I don't know, I already hinted at Lin Guo very vaguely, then who might like him, who knows how he understands it!"

"Who made you obscure, can't you be a little more straightforward, and it's obviously not possible, Lao Gu must like him, those two men can think about half a month if they don't like him, what is that? !"

"Then it wasn't you who asked me to be a bit more secretive!"

"That was before today! You can't adapt yourself!"

"Hey, okay, okay, I was wrong, okay, what's going on now?"

"We're best friends now, so let's seal this one up."

"what?"

"It's just that nothing happened. From now on, the two of us are just friends."

"what..."

"Fortunately, I still want to match a couple to accumulate some character."

Lu Mengbai patted Hu Yu's back, "Hey, don't be sad."

"Which eye of yours saw me sad, I feel sorry!" Hu Yu shook his head and said, "Forget it, let's find another chance."

Lu Mengbai looked at him and asked in surprise, "You haven't given up yet, didn't you say that this mouth is sealed?"

Hu Yu said, "I don't think Lin Guo really only treats Gu Chang'an as a brother. Besides, Cupid may shoot an arrow halfway, and the arrow breaks, so he never shoots again? Impossible! Like us This kind of angel who spreads love will not give up easily!" He looked at Lu Mengbai firmly and said, "Really? Angel No. [-]!"

Lu Mengbai sighed and said, "All right."

From the mobile phone, Hu Yu heard Gu Chang'an's irritated voice, "Hey, our old Gu is careful, it's broken."

After hearing Lin Guo's answer, Hu Yu pushed Lu Mengbai out, "Hurry up, he's back, hey, go around the stairs over there, don't let him bump into you."

Lu Mengbai was pushed out of the door by Hu Yu, "Okay, let's talk on QQ tonight."

Hu Yu nodded, signaling to get the hell out of here, before Lu Mengbai trotted to the other side of the corridor.

As soon as Gu Changan entered, Hu Yu pretended not to know anything, and asked, "How is it?"

Gu Chang'an didn't speak, he closed the door and went into the room and sat on a chair.

Just when Hu Yu was about to give up his duties as Angel No. [-] and wanted to comfort him with a few words, Gu Changan said, "It's pretty good."

Hu Yu slandered Gu Chang'an as a dead duck, and asked with concern, "What did he say?"

Gu Changan answered while taking off his clothes, "What can we do if we are friends. Hey, let me just say, it's not a kiss, it's just a touch like holding hands."

Hu Yu asked, "Ah, that's pretty good too."

"Well, what's for breakfast tomorrow?"

"...Let's save this question for tomorrow morning. The first thing you want to eat when you open your eyes is the fate appointed by heaven." Hu Yu said deeply.

Gu Chang'an turned his head to look at him, and Hu Yu felt uncomfortable when he looked at him.He touched his face, "What, what's the matter?"

"It's okay." Gu Changan shook his head, and went out to fetch water with the kettle.