take away chicken god

068

Lu Yang was a bit annoyed, mainly because of his troubled eyes, why all of them were so sissy, with eyeliner, like a monster, even if you like men, you don't have to be like this, right?

Looking at Li Sige, looking at his sister-in-law Ye Sheng, Bian Chang in front of him is quite a man!

Ten young masters and nine mothers, either wearing leather pants or net shirts, Lu Yang had nothing to say.

He couldn't help sneaking a glance over, wanting to see what Bian Chang was doing, but he fell into the guy's eyes all of a sudden, engulfing him like a whirlpool.

Lu Yang was too awkward, so he quickly looked away, regretting his stupid behavior, what's the matter with him?

If you spend all your time here blindly, it's better to go home and lay down on the bed with the boss scum to stimulate the battlefield!

The inside of this suite is a big bed room, Lu Yang didn't think too much about it, got up with his mobile phone and went into the inner room, he avoided whatever they were willing to do outside!

Lying down on the bed, I called the boss on WeChat, and the other party responded quickly, and got online quickly.

Lu Yang looked outside the door, and through the frosted glass door, he could vaguely see that there were still demons dancing outside, so he cut it dismissively, and immediately started the game.

He still didn't log in to the live broadcast room today, so he didn't know that the content of the game he had with the boss yesterday had been edited into a G movie by their CP fans, and it was widely circulated on the Internet.

The live broadcast room was also bombed, and there was everything to say, anyway, we will wait for Valentine's Day to talk about it.

Today is still in double row, the boss is going to pull thunder as soon as he comes up, jumping back and forth around Lu Yang, Lu Yang convinced him, and took the initiative to turn on the mic and said, "Don't blow up my girlfriend."

The boss refused, and still pretended to be self-defeating. Lu Yang immediately understood, and immediately changed his words: "It's wrong, it's wrong, don't blow up my boyfriend!"

Before he even said a word, the boss accepted Lei, a group of childish ones.

When Lu Yang found the target, he squatted behind the fence and fired a hidden gun. He hit him with one blow. The boss not only didn't help him, but even applauded him.

Lu Yang: "What are you doing?"

Lu Yang: "Are you just messing around??"

Lu Yang: "Hurry up and kill!"

The two of them are two LYBs, and when they came out of the military base, they drove a jumping car to block the bridge, and this one even reached a new height.

Not on the bridge, but under the bridge.The boss directly drove the bouncing car up the half slope below the bridge pier, let the front of the car plunge into the bridge above the head, and then the character clicked to ride, and he could directly see everything on the bridge, and he could shoot directly, and the people on it would not die Know how to die.

After solving the wave, Lu Yang went directly to the bridge, and the boss was cut off.

There were boxes all over the bridge, and the two of them licked it to their heart's content. After a while, the two of them discovered that someone was driving a boat under the bridge to run away with drugs.

Without saying a word, Lu Yang got on the motorcycle and flew straight across the bridge, then changed seats in mid-air and swept the yacht to blow it up, gaining a head.

When he swam ashore, the boss was already waiting on the shore in his car, leaving the military base and heading straight for the school.

The two caught up with the night map, and it was already evening. After reaching the roof of the school, the boss insisted on making Lu Yang stand at the entrance of the passage, but he didn't know what he was going to do.

A group of people came up from the opposite platform, Lu Yang immediately drew his gun and swept away the army, but he didn't know that his shadow when he killed all fell on the wall of the corridor.

On the screen, the shadow of Lu Yang's game character was killing wildly, jumping up and down, while the shadow of the boss was applauding his shadow.

After killing a wave, Lu Yang squatted down to spray medicine. When he got up, the boss suddenly used a Valentine's Day prop rose on him.

Under the setting sun... In the afterglow of the setting sun, one of the shadows on their wall is presenting flowers to the other, so romantic.

Lu Yang: "You still have roses? Mine are gone."

Lu Yang: "It's not that I don't want to pick it up, it's because the two men can't pick it up. It's not my fault."

Lu Yang: "Let's go? What are you doing?"

Boss: I am videotaping, please cooperate with me.

Lu Yang: "How to cooperate?"

Boss: Accompany me here to record a shadow version of mirror running.

Lu Yang: "You're so boring."

Boss: Your place is so noisy, are you not at home?

Lu Yang: "Lu Lu Lu, here we come, I will record whatever you say."

Boss: Don't change the subject!

Lu Yang: "Are you masturbating or not?!"

Boss: Fuck!Roll/roll/roll! ! !

Lu Yang: "Look, you're making me so angry, you're talking out of tune, whether it's recording or masturbation!"

Boss: You are behind me, just follow me and do the same thing.

Lu Yang: "Got it, come on."

The time shows that there are still 3 minutes to clear the virus. During these 3 minutes, the boss led Lu Yang to do a series of actions that Lu Yang thought were stupid, some were jumping and leaping, some were walking and dancing, and there were cat waists. As for carrying the gun, it's thanks to the boss who thought of these weird moves.

Lu Yang: "Have you finished recording? Let's go."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was knocked down by a shot. After swearing, he hurriedly retreated behind the bunker, and at the same time told the boss that someone was coming from the opposite building.

The man didn’t know if he was also recording the screen, but he even shot and signaled. The rhythm sounded like he was saying “opposite, face, single, body, dog, dare, no, dare, steel, gun”

The boss is not used to cooking, so he also shot him back: steel, just, steel, afraid, you, huh?

So Lu Yang watched the two dudes rush out from behind the cover at the same time, neither of them shot, but rushed to the edge of the platform and jumped down together.

The second force, it turned out to be on the show!

The moment the two of them jumped down, they shot. Anyway, whoever dies will have his own destiny.

The boss always dances, and the other party also dances, but the other party is lucky, and directly shot the boss in the head. Lu Yang, who was lying on the roof, rolled his eyes and opened the microphone and said: "Lang, it's over, Come on, I'm cold too."

After the boss made the box, Lu Yang, who fell to the ground not long after, also died.

The second game was the rainforest map, which made them choose to wait and wait, lurking in the water in Pai Nan.

Lu Yang thought that their operation could not be regarded as a bug, they were just looking for a bouncy car to drive into the water, and the water level should be at a waist-high height.

After you choose to ride, your whole body is underwater, and people on the shore can't see you at all, so you can fight as you want, and you can massacre unscrupulously.

The boss lurks in the water, Lu Yang acts as a bait, and shoots on the shore, attracting groups of people to come over, and they all die in the end.

There were too many boxes to lick, so Lu Yang and the boss took first aid kits and set up a Tai Chi Eight Diagrams diagram.

Later, the boss made another picture with energy drinks and painkillers. Lu Yang didn't understand it, so he asked him what it was, a mushroom?

The boss didn't say a word, and after he was done, he silently put two "O"s under the "mushroom", now Lu Yang understands it, and he is not serious!

Lu Yang was in a good mood that day, and accompanied the boss to travel around the mountains and rivers on various maps.

They left their footprints in the Bixin Mountain in the prison, went to the love stone in M ​​City to co-shoot, and the maple forest in Z City and the heart-shaped shallows in the ruined waters all left their footprints.

Dancing on a big windmill, stepping on the highest mountain to blow out the smoke of love, sailing to the sea together to swim on the birth island, and racing in the mountain stream.

Being Voldemort as a LYB, grabbing airdrops and attacking people, I had a lot of fun. The last game was a snow map, and the two of them worked for a long time before finally getting the sled on the slide.

The boss was driving in a white auspicious suit, and Lu Yang, who was wearing the same style, was sitting behind him, driving slowly along the winding slides of the dinosaur park, as if he was on a roller coaster.

Lu Yang said that the two of them looked like two great orangutans, and the boss echoed, adding that they were mature gorillas.

After entering the house, there is a refrigerator and a dining table, and there are single rooms and small beds on the second floor.

The boss took the AKM and punched a "heart" on the red brick wall. Lu Yang thought about it and put another heart on his heart. The boss immediately shot an arrow, and the bullet hole on the wall immediately turned into a "heart". "An arrow through the heart"

The boss put away the gun, jumped on the bed and lay down, typed and called Lu Yang to come over, anyway, it was just a game, Lu Yang felt that it didn't matter, so he followed the boss's mind and jumped on the bed and then lay down.

Boss: This makes us stop eating chicken.

Lu Yang: "Okay."

Boss: Just lie here.

Lu Yang: "Okay."

Boss: When the poison comes, it will not go away.

Lu Yang: "Yes."

Boss: Does it look like the Titanic?

Lu Yang: "Like."

Boss: I love you so much, baby.

Lu Yang: "Yes."

Boss: Do you love me or not?

Lu Yang: "Love."

Boss: You are perfunctory me!

Lu Yang: "Well, I don't love you."

Before he could finish his voice, the boss jumped up and threw a mine at him, blowing him down with a bang.

Lu Yang: "........."

Boss: Love or not?

Lu Yang: "Love?"

Boss: Don't lie to me!

Lu Yang: "Don't you love me?"

The boss who was helping Lu Yang immediately gave up the treatment, Lu Yang was speechless, and asked him through the microphone: "Then do I love or not?"

The boss helped him up, probably still unhappy, and threw him back with a thunderbolt.

At first Lu Yang sprayed medicine after he was lifted up, but later he stopped spraying altogether and let the boss "hard work" here, blowing him to pieces.

In the end, the boss patted Lu Yang and then slapped himself, and when Lu Yang helped him up, he slapped himself again, and repeated several times.

Lu Yang: "Tell me how much thunder do you have???"

Boss: A pair of pockets!

Lu Yang: "Lei, keep playing!"

Sure enough, the boss threw himself into anger again. This time Lu Yang failed to save him, and stood watching him bleed, but he also threw himself into anger at the last moment.

Lu Yang: "Let's die together."

Boss: Good.

There were footsteps in the headset, and an enemy was coming. When the latter entered the room and saw this scene, he turned on all the microphones and said to his teammates, "Come on, there are two idiots upstairs who collapsed on the bed, ding bang! "

Lu Yang: "..."

Boss: ……………

The other party: "Hey, hey, brother, can you hear me? Why are you two here?"

Lu Yang said angrily: "What are you doing, Ding bang, didn't you see it all?!"

other side:"………………"

The opponent's teammate didn't say anything after coming up, and shot Lu Yang and the boss to death.

Lu Yang: "Don't play anymore, you should rest early."

Boss: Good.Good night, baby.