take away chicken god

066

"I sent you Yangyang an invitation link in Alipay."

"What link?"

"You accept it, I have a task."

"No, are you childish or not? If people find out that you, Bian Chang, are still playing this kind of pediatrics, be careful not to be laughed out of your teeth."

Bian Chang sent Lu Yang a link to plant a joint tree. In the ant forest, all the individual trees are small trees, and the trees planted together are towering trees.

He named their joint tree "Love's Family", and they planted a red love tree.

Lu Yang didn't even look at the answer, he clicked in and agreed, and he quit in seconds when he was done.

Bian Chang was afraid of being discovered by him, so he deliberately made nonsense, saying that he would scan Lu Yang's QR code and receive two cents of chicken food to feed his chickens.

Lu Yang was completely speechless, and reluctantly satisfied Mr. Bian's "childlike fun".

"The shower in the guest room is broken and hasn't been repaired yet. You can go to the bathroom in my room to wash it."

"Do you have a change of clothes?"

"On the left side of the closet, you can pick whatever you want, it's all new and unopened."

"Oh. By the way, when are you still going to the gym? You haven't gone since the last time you went, or did you go by yourself and didn't call me?"

"I can go anytime you want."

"That's fine."

Unsuspecting, Lu Yang took the bathrobe and went into the bathroom in Bian Chang's room, not knowing that he had entered someone's surveillance system.

Lu Yang probably never imagined that anyone would install a camera in his bathroom.

He quickly took off his clothes and stood under the shower. As soon as the temperature rose, Lu Yang coughed while covering his heart, and came out wrapped in a bathrobe after washing for a while.

Habitually, he ran to the big bed in the master bedroom, and only realized that he was in the wrong bed when everyone got under the covers.

"Don't get up, just lie down."

Lu Yang, who had just taken a bath, was indeed unwilling to move, and was a little shaken by Bian Changyi's words.

"I sleep here...cough cough...then where do you sleep?"

"Be your dog, sleep at your feet."

"Bring me the phone, please."

Lu Yang thought that Bian was always joking with him, that there were so many guest rooms in his house, unless this person was crazy and slept on the floor mat under his bed.

Bian Chang is really crazy, crazy.

"Hey, are you crazy? Don't sleep in so many rooms in your house, sleep on the floor?"

Lu Yang, who was hugging the quilt on the bed, looked surprised and looked at the person under the bed in disbelief.

Bian Chang raised his head to look at Lu Yang, smiled nonchalantly, and said, "My family, I can lie down wherever I like!"

Lu Yang was speechless, and the New Year's Eve lazily vented his anger on him, so he turned over and lay down on the bed.

"I put on my headphones and play two games of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, you don't have to worry about me."

Bian Chang wanted to have a showdown, so he didn't leave on purpose, but he didn't expect that Lu Yang was too obsessed, and he was so close to him, one bed and one under the bed, Lu Yang didn't realize that the boss who was playing games with him was him.

Lu Yang typed and told the boss that it was inconvenient for him to speak at a friend's house.

The boss asked him what kind of friends he had, and Lu Yang said that he was a brother's family, a relative.

There was no response from the boss for a long time, and after a while, the boss made a movement and asked him for the result.

Lu Yang: Let's talk first.You'll discuss that later.

The game has already started, he and the boss are in double row, and he has no water friends and has not logged into the live broadcast room.

Boss: Do you like me?

Lu Yang: I really like playing games with you.

Boss: It's not playing games, it's me. Do you like me?

Lu Yang: I'm heterosexual, but don't worry, I don't discriminate against homosexuals.

Boss: Then do you reject it?

Lu Yang: I said I don't discriminate.

Boss: It's rejection!Discrimination is discrimination, what I am asking is do you reject it?

Lu Yang: Huh?Is there a difference?Oh, not exclusive.

Boss: Then can I chase you?

Lu Yang: Huh?

Boss: If you want... you can chase me!

Lu Yang: ……………

Boss: You must have never talked to a man.Since you don't reject it, talk to me and try.

Lu Yang: Online dating?

Boss: Online dating first.

Lu Yang: Oh, that's fine.

Lu Yang coaxed the boss to play the whole time like coaxing Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu. As long as he was willing to play scumbag games with him, online dating would be online dating. It was not realistic, and there was nothing to lose.

Sure enough, after he agreed to the online dating with the boss, the other party was no longer awkward. In the game, he fought with him everywhere, and the cooperation was seamless and handy.

Know when to block cigarettes, when to set up a gun, when to run drugs, and when to find a car.

Boss: Do you want to see me?

Lu Yang: Huh?

Boss: Photos.

Lu Yang: No need.Who do you think I am? Judging people by their appearance?You are all right!

Boss: Then I want to see you.Can you send me a photo?today's.

Lu Yang: Don't you have my photo?

Boss: How do you know I have it?

Lu Yang: Didn't you post it all in your circle of friends?

Reflexively sent this sentence in the past, and then immediately regretted it, Lu Yang hurriedly withdrew it. Isn't this self-reporting, admitting that he peeked at his circle of friends, which is embarrassing.

Fortunately, it was withdrawn in time, probably he didn't see it!

Boss: After all the posting, why withdraw it?

Lu Yang: Dizzy, did you see it?

Boss: Didn’t you post all of them in your circle of friends?

Lu Yang: ……………

Boss: Good boy, take a picture and send it to me now.

Lu Yang: Speak well.

Boss: I'm already in love, I don't want to pretend to be a gentleman anymore!

Lu Yang:......

Boss: I love you.Cute and cute! ! !

Lu Yang: I believe in you.

Boss: I love you!Love you, LoveYou.

Lu Yang: There are enemies ahead.

Boss: Good job!

Boss: Assemble, come to me!

Boss: Don't be cowardly, let's go together!

Lu Yang: ……………

Boss: Wife, why did you fall down?

Lu Yang: Brother, you've been cheating on me for a while and you're dead!

Boss: It's okay, I'll accompany you if you hang up.

Lu Yang: Two people, and one more! ! !

Lu Yang: Stop typing! !Get rid of them first! !

Boss: Listen to my wife!

Lu Yang: ……………

Lu Yang finally hung up, and then the boss suddenly dropped the line, and there was no response from WeChat. Lu Yang guessed that his phone might be out of battery.

Originally, he wanted to kill two rounds, but the boss suddenly disconnected and Lu Yang didn't want to fight, so he quit the game and went to sleep.

He took off the earphones and turned over. At some point, Bian Chang, who was sitting on his bed, startled him, and said angrily, "You scared me!"

"Who is that person?" Bian Chang asked.

"Who what?"

"The guy who played games with you."

"Did you hear that? How do you know it's a man?"

"Women can't fight so well."

"Who cares!"

"Do you like him?"

"…………"

"That means he likes you!"

"I'm just curious about those of you who don't like women because of their sexual orientation. Why? Why are women so bad? Don't you like big breasts???"

"Are you so superficial? Just like women because they have big breasts?"

While talking, Bian Chang suddenly stretched out his hand and tore off his nightgown, but luckily he was wearing underpants.

"What are you doing undressing?"

"Is mine big enough? Come on, feel it."

"…………"

Bian Chang's figure is not to be boasted about, it is indeed envied by Lu Yang, inverted triangle, male dog waist, bulging pectoral muscles, mermaid line, with this figure, it is not women who attract, but men.

"how?"

"Your is too hard."

"……………………"

"It's okay, you go back, I'm going to stay."

"Yangyang..."

"What are you doing?"

"This bed is so big, why don't you give me half of it...?"

"If you want to make a fuss, you squeak, I'll give you a place."

"Then can you borrow my leg to grind?"

"Fuck you..."

"Last time I said," Bian Chang suddenly became angry, and a hungry tiger pounced on Lu Yang who was still in a daze, "You have to greet my parents... at your own risk."

Lu Yang didn't say anything and didn't resist, just coughed and showed Bian Chang.This move worked really well, Chang Bian let go of him immediately, with an annoyed expression on his face, as if regretting his impulsiveness just now.

"Don't look for trouble. With your conditions, if you want to find a bed partner, don't you just grab it?" Lu Yang was not afraid at all, he was still sure of Bian Chang's character, and the two of them would not deal with it. Regardless, the one who has rectified the Eight Classics is also the relationship he has known for more than ten years, so he won't do anything to him!

"Do you think I've been playing tricks on you? Do you think I'm playing tricks on you? Do I have any tricks?"

"You finally admitted it?"

"Do you believe me when I say that I am sincere to you?"

"Could it be April Fool's Day today?" Lu Yang couldn't help laughing, because he remembered that the boss had also confessed his love to him just now.

"What do you mean?"

"what do you mean?"

"I love you, do you believe it or not?"

"……………………"

"talk."

"What do you want me to say? Do you want to kill me?"

"Why don't you believe it?"

"Then why do I believe it?"

"Yangyang, I slept with you!"

"…………"

"I have always guarded my body and mind for you..."

"Are you almost suffocating?"

Bian Chang nodded.

"So you really want to sleep with me again?"

Bian Chang smiled.

"Then you either love me or want to sleep with me!"

"……………………"

"Okay, go to bed now, I'm tired."

After Lu Yang finished speaking, he turned over and lay down. Bian Chang didn't hesitate, and directly lifted the quilt and got into Lu Yang's bed.

"What are you doing? Don't you sleep on the floor? Who put you in bed?" Lu Yang grabbed the quilt by the head and squinted at Bian Chang, as if he was joking.

"It's cold at night. Let me make do with you overnight."

"I don't want to make do with it. I'll go to the guest room and return it to the original owner."

"No guest room."

"Then I'll sleep on the floor."

"No."

"Then what do you say?"

"Let's sleep together."

"Forget it..." Bian Chang thought that Lu Yang had compromised, but he jumped out of bed the next second and said, "I'd better go home, so we won't be embarrassed."

"No……"

"No car?"

"No clothes. I just threw your clothes in the washing machine."

"Don't fall asleep! Wake up!!! I'll call someone to come and play with you!!!"