take away chicken god

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Girl No. [-]: "But it's obviously you who made people angry!"

Sister No. [-]: "That's right, you jumped off buildings and towers, and you are indifferent to this? Husband, is your heart made of stone?"

Girl No. [-]: "Husband, he is waiting for your change of heart!"

Lu Yang: "You are really hopeless!"

Girl No. [-]: "Isn't it? Are you angry with your husband too?"

Girl No. [-]: "Husband, you don't want to go to the space base too, do you???"

Lu Yang: "..."

To be honest, Lu Yang just wanted to have fun and relax the game, but he really didn't expect the two to play the game so poorly.

The boss always eats the weights and dies with him, and does not watch the battle. He doesn't go to the love stone behind the ruins alone to jump to the heart and drown.

Or go wandering in Z City, just in time for the rain, just sit alone in the car and let the wind and rain blow, with fallen leaves fluttering down from the top of the head, the situation looks extremely miserable.

All the Internet celebrity map bosses went there alone, doing all kinds of tricks to die. That was a shocking cry, so Lu Yang ignored him, and the two of them competed there to see who could consume more energy than the other. .

At the end of the day, Lu Yang closed the game and went offline without saying hello to the boss.

For a short period of time after that, Lu Yang didn't ask the boss to play with him, and without a playmate who cooperated with him handy, every time Lu Yang played a black game, he was misunderstood by his randomly matched passer-by teammates, and his mood became worse and worse. Just get angry, and when you get angry, you will think of the boss who is a monster, and you will get angry when you think of the boss who is a monster... and so on, the more you think about it, the more you get angry, and finally the whole person is not good! ! !

The Chinese New Year is coming in a daze, Lu Yang temporarily bids farewell to the Two-dimensional world, and follows his second brother and children to Mrs. Lu's reunion.

Apart from eating and drinking all day long, I just play mahjong with my family and friends.

On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, Zhao Min invited Lu Yang to his place for a gathering, and Lu Yang readily agreed.

In addition to making an appointment with him, Zhao Min also called Chen Ze and Song Chang.It's really a narrow road to enemies, Lu Yang didn't expect Zhao Min to know Song Chang, hehe.

Lu Yang arrived in the afternoon, Zhao Min immediately set up the table, gambled a lot, and asked Xiao Cheng to make dumplings.

The latter was not angry at being treated unfairly, and followed Zhao Min's wishes to go to the restaurant alone to prepare dinner for them all.

Playing mahjong all afternoon, Zhao Min asked Lu Yang to accompany him to dance the "chicken-eating dance". The two of them, one with the key and the other with fortune-telling, let's play together.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he agreed, Zhao Min immediately pushed the card on the back foot, took out his mobile phone and pulled it to land. Lu Yang was about to take action, impatient.

"I said you are too anxious?" Lu Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Let them smash gold flowers, go, you and I go back to the room and record first."

"Baby, I just went to the bathroom and found that everything in you is in pairs. You... Are you living with someone?"

"Huh? Ah, yes. We live together."

"……………………"

"what happened?"

"What about your girlfriend?"

"It's for her that I agreed to live with him."

"?????"

"Xiao Cheng knows about Wuniang Cai. I thought he would do something secretly, but I didn't expect him to say that as long as I agree to live with him, he won't care about Wuniang Cai and me, hehe."

"Then you agreed?"

"Ah, it's okay to live together, this business is suitable, why don't you agree???"

Zhao Min's indifferent appearance shocked Lu Yang, thinking how big is this person's heart?

Sweeping Zhao Min up and down twice with his eyes, Lu Yang teased him and said, "Is your butt all right?"

"???? What do you mean? Why is my butt bad???"

"Forget it, it's really hard to talk to you! Playing the piano to the cow."

Before Lu Yang followed Zhao Min back to the house, he secretly glanced at Song Chang and Bian Chang who were in the living room, wondering if they could fight.

Not long after, Zhao Min found out a set of leather jacket and pants for Lu Yang, and a third-level hairstyle like Yimao in the game.

"It's okay to wear the helmet, the leather pants are barely there, and I can accept the leather jacket. I said, what is the black tube top on your inside???"

"This is a one-to-one restoration. This is what people wear in the house..."

"She is still a woman, do you still have to swing your sword from the palace???"

"Look, aren't you bragging, Pleasant Goat?!"

"Forget it, it's all because I dedicate myself to art."

"Chicken-eating dance is just right for you. The rhythm is soothing and not tiring at all. Just twist your hips back and forth and it's OK."

"I've seen that dance. You can dance, just take me to order."

"Not jumping here."

"Then where are you going to dance?"

"You change your clothes here first, and I'll go down and drive my car into the hall."

When Zhao Min said this, Lu Yang realized later that the people who imitated the chicken-eating dance were all similar in appearance. Zhao Min really wanted to "cover everything".

The original AI character jumped on the roof of a JEEP off-road vehicle. Not only was he wearing a leather jacket, leather pants and boots, but he also carried two M24s on his back that could reach the calf length!

But the most important thing is that the car parked in front of the cross-sea bridge, and after that, there was a plane passing by on his head, so Lu Yang wanted to ask what to do with the plane on his head?Late PS?

Facts have proved that Lu Yang underestimated Xiao Cheng's connivance with Zhao Min. The plane above his head was sponsored by Bian Chang for free, and he was also the guy who flew up the plane. He really had the same nest with Xiao Cheng.

"How is it?" Zhao Min blinked at Lu Yang.

"You are awesome, I admire you."

"Don't, let me tell you, it's not Xiao Cheng who asked Bian Chang to move, it's you."

"I?"

"Well, it's you. I used your name to tell him, and he agreed without saying a word after hearing it hehe."

"……………………"

Xiao Cheng called Zhao Min to answer the phone, Lu Yang turned and went back to the room, ready to change back his clothes, but Bian Chang suddenly appeared and blocked his way, saying that it was cold outside and asked him to put on a blanket first.

Lu Yang didn't say a word, Bian Chang came over and put it on for him, and even touched his exposed waist when it was done.

"It's cool. It's windy."

Lu Yang frowned and wanted to say something back, then suddenly found Song Chang who came over at some time, who was staring at him and Bian Chang up and down, inside and out, with a look of interest. sizing up.

This matter was a bit embarrassing, Lu Yang restrained his temper, pushed Bian Chang away and went back to the house.

After answering the phone, Zhao Min opened the door and went into the house to find Lu Yang, showed him a new diamond ring he bought, and said: "Pleasant Goat, this diamond ring worth more than 500 million yuan has been matched, I asked Xiao Cheng to give me a discount, guess what?" How much did you get in the end?"

"[-]% off?"

"Guess again."

"Could it be [-]% off?"

"Guess again."

"Didn't ask for money?!"

"I want it. Where can I get his things for nothing?"

"How much money?"

"Hey, it's [-] off after the sale."

"……………………"

Lu Yang was too lazy to talk to Zhao Min, why did he feel that this guy was showing off to him!

"There's a wedding fair the day after tomorrow, are you going?" It was Bian Chang, who came behind Lu Yang and asked him softly.

"Don't go."

"I've been bored at home during the Chinese New Year, go, go for a walk."

"I don't want to go."

"Removing doesn't mean you want to go."

"You fortune-teller should find a key-distributor, you know?"

"You matchmaker, whatever you say, I will listen to you."

"There is still one week until February 2th. Is everything over at the hotel? Are there any problems?"

"No. Everything is fine."

"Well. Sorry to trouble you."

"Come to my place for a while? Otherwise, it's not interesting for you to go back..."

"I just made an appointment with Chen Ze, I'm sorry."

"OK then."

Chen Ze made an appointment with Gu Shan to have a carnival at night, saying that he didn't call anyone else but him, and asked Lu Yang if he would go. Lu Yang thought about going back and continued to eat dog food, so why not go out with Chen Ze to have fun.

It's just that the plan didn't change quickly, and Gu Shan answered the phone not long after they got together, like Li Zhuofan and Hu Fengtao, they also asked Gu Shan to go out.

Lu Yang kept his ears upright and did not say a word, and Chen Ze also looked concerned. Fortunately, Gu Shan was sensible and sensible, so he directly declined the other party's kindness on the phone, saying that he had already had a problem here.

I deliberately didn't make an appointment at the "Fairy on Earth" because I was afraid of bumping into ghosts and snakes that I didn't want to see. I didn't expect to be afraid of anything. Although Gu Shan didn't accept the invitation, I ran into Hu Fengtao and Li Zhuofan at the restaurant. The terrible thing is that there are still people around them. Song Chang!

Now that they have bumped into each other, it makes no sense not to mix the two tables together. Hu Fengtao really despises Lu Yang. It's just rotten.

As soon as the door of the box was closed, the female companions around him began to behave in various ways, only Lu Yang had no one around him, except the bare-handed commander.

"Why didn't you call Lu Sanshao a beauty service?"

"I'm afraid Lu Sanshao doesn't like beautiful women but men. After all, there is a gay brother in the family."

Chen Ze glanced at Lu Yang, his words were a bit excessive but not enough as a reason to get angry, Lu Yang kept his head down and said nothing, not knowing what was going on in his heart.

"Third Young Master Lu? Third Young Master Lu? Why is there no sound??"

"Come on, come on, those who celebrate the Chinese New Year, don't fix those who have nothing, brothers, let's go one by one."

"Drinking too much is boring. Let's have some shows, hahaha..."

A few years ago, Hu Fengtao and Li Zhuofan held a feast for hundreds of people, which cost tens of thousands per person. It is said that many beautiful guests were invited to go, and the men and women spent seven days and seven nights on the boat together.

At the moment, it is not inferior to the unrestrained appearance of a feast of hundreds of people. For some reason, Lu Yang suddenly felt that the picture was extremely disgusting, especially when he saw Hu Fengtao's hand on the woman's chest, not only Hu Fengtao was disgusted, but also the flesh wave in front of the woman was disgusting. I also feel disgusted. Could it be that his sexual orientation has changed?