take away chicken god

058

In the evening, Lu Yang sat by the window and thought for a long time.

In fact, I didn't think about anything, I just had enough fun and wanted to find someone who knows pain and heat to form a warm home.

Some people play before marriage, some people play after marriage, some people play both before and after marriage, and naturally there are also people who don't play before and after marriage.

Lu Yang is a typical sex man, the kind of person who indulges before marriage and then lives steadily and wholeheartedly after marriage.

Anyway, no matter what it is, people have to have enough fun one day.

He went into Cai Wuniang's live broadcast room again, and this time he didn't make any flirts or give any big rewards, just watched her dance quietly.

Regardless of whether Zhao Min and her will succeed or not, it is destined that he and Cai Wuniang will not succeed!

As soon as Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu came back from school, they hugged Lu Yang and acted like a baby. They happily told Lu Yang that today the teacher praised her and her younger sister's paintings. There are two stamps on his face.

Lu Yang happily led the two little beauties upstairs and downstairs, thinking that his two eldest nieces must marry a good man like him in the future.

If Lu He heard this, he would have to give Lu Yang this unreliable trick.

When Lu He came back, Lu Yang was panting madly. When Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu saw the fierceness on Lu He's face, they ran away with oil on their feet, shouting that it had nothing to do with them, it was my uncle who begged for death. Bai Lai insisted on playing with them!

Lu Yang pretended to be a big tiger and screamed all over the building, chasing and spanking the two little beauties, causing the two big nieces to scream, not knowing whether they were happy or scared.

Later, Lu Yang was called upstairs to the study by Lu He. Today, Lu He met with the family doctor Chen Chugang, and they met again about Lu Yang's body. Lu He intends to perform surgery on Lu Yang again, but he will still respect this matter. Lu Yang's own wish.

After hearing this, Lu Yang directly rejected it. In fact, he no longer had any hope of a complete cure for his body.

If it can't be cured, it can't be cured. It's fine now. I really don't want to have surgery anymore. I'm tired!

The atmosphere in the study suddenly became dull because of Lu Yang's words.He looked up, just in time to meet Lu He's gaze.

I don't know if it's a problem with the light in the study, but the shadow of the light hit his second brother and leaked out from the corner of his eyes, showing Lu He's coldness.

"Second brother, you are so manly!" Lu Yang blurted out without thinking, and then continued in a twitch, "Tell the truth, have you made love outside? Otherwise, how would you usually solve it?" ah???"

The light and shadow in Lu He's eyes overlapped, and beside him was a bronze floor lamp, covering half of his body in a thin layer of thin shadow.

It took a long time for Lu He to respond to Yaodi's wicked words, and he said, "I will solve it as you usually do."

Lu Yang was confused, him?What the hell is he with Five Fingers girl? Could it be that his handsome, cool and manly second brother also masturbates by himself?This unscientific! ! !

"You are a golden bachelor!" The implication is that second brother, how could you be reduced to the point where you are squatting in the toilet to beat hands/guns?impossible! ! !

Lu He's thin lips slightly raised, showing a faint smile, his facial features were profound, his eyes were heavy, but he suddenly made a joke, saying: "There is no gold, only sweat."

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After Lu Yang rolled back to his room, he still had lingering fears and felt that this was a horrible thing. His second brother masturbated by himself?crazy!He must have lied to him that the child was too pure! ! !

Originally, Lu Yang didn't want to go to the game and wanted to masturbate and go straight to bed. He didn't expect that he had all the tissues and poses ready, and Zhao Min suddenly sent a WeChat video, calling him to bring a girl to the gang.

"Who?"

"My daughter-in-law! Pleasant goat, you are so kind, I will be mixed in the team after a while, no matter whether I see people shooting or not, I can feel it, and create the illusion for my daughter-in-law that I am great and that I am a sharpshooter."

"And me?"

"Just help me shoot, anyway, she can't play and can't understand who killed the person."

"Oh."

"Thanks, I'll treat you to another bottle of non-alcoholic sparkling wine tomorrow. How about changing it to lemon flavor this time?"

"piss off!"

"Ha ha ha ha…………"

Lu Yang started the live broadcast, then pulled Zhao Min and Cai Wuniang into the room, and sent a WeChat message to the boss to ask him if he would open black. Bian Chang, who was abroad, was a few hours behind the domestic time difference. When Lu Yang sent him the message, he was attending the event. A celebration dinner.

Lu Yang is so handsome in the game, Bian Chang doesn't want to give those wild men and women a chance to be in the top position, as long as Lu Yang is online, he would rather squeeze out his time like a woman milking his breasts/ditch and start with Lu Yang black!

He greeted his special assistant and went to the lounge, and told the special assistant to come over and call him out when he was on stage to give a speech.

[Oh my god, this configuration is pretty good today, there is Baby Annie, there is LuBian, and who is the other one?Is it a woman? 】

[Did you find out?Lubian will wear whatever suit my husband wears! 】

[Couple outfits. 】

Before the start of the game, Lu Yang had already quietly told the boss that the two of them were going to serve Baby Annie as slaves and slaves today, and they had to cook a little to make the baby stand out.

The boss returned Lu Yang with an OK gesture.

When she was born on the island, Zhao Min sent roses to Cai Wuniang. Cai Wuniang accepted it without knowing what it was, but Zhao Min stopped taking it when she was giving it to her.

Lu Yang let himself go, running all over the island to give roses, the boss would make trouble behind his ass, he would pretend to give roses to whomever Lu Yang gave, and he had to get involved.

Then he punched the opponent so that he couldn't catch the rose, and then he used the rose against Lu Yang, and a beautiful landscape on Birth Island was born.

With Cai Wuniang present, both Lu Yang and the boss chose to skydive with Baby Annie, and instead of going to crowded places, they went wild.

To Lu Yang's surprise, he didn't turn on the mic and type like the boss. He listened to Zhao Min's command for the whole game, and Lu Yang hit wherever he pointed, and then pretended that he didn't kill him.

Cai Wuniang doesn't know how to play at all, and she may not be too interested in the game of eating chicken, so she only played one game and then excused herself to play first.

[I said that even chasing your wife is not like this! ! ! 】

[That's right, Baby Annie didn't expect you to be such a hypocritical man! 】

【Bad review! ! ! 】

[Hey, you have to be down-to-earth, why do you let your husband shoot you in the dark! 】

[That's right, it's not kind! 】

[The point is that girls don't like this game yet, they are like sand sculptures! 】

[You should change back to a female character, I have always watched you play a female role, but today I suddenly become a male, no matter how I look at it, I am not used to it! 】

[You little bitch, don't hurt other girls! 】

Some people in the live broadcast room became more and more outrageous. The matter was obviously not that bad, but it changed after being disturbed by them.

Lu Yang went off to kick people himself. He hated this kind of lemon essence and bar essence the most, it was really annoying.

Some people you don't even know what to say about them.

There must be a kind of person by your side. When she finds out about you buying a bottle of Guerlain’s Royal Beetle Restorative Honey, she will say, oh my god, you are really rich!I usually use Pechoin, and my skin is in good condition.

Then one day you will inadvertently see her arguing with everyone under a popular video of a beauty blogger, hysterically dissing other people's skin care products and cosmetics, showing how natural she is and cannot give up.

When she finds out that you go to the coffee shop to buy a caramel macchiato, she will say, oh my god, you rich people are such a luxury, I can’t afford it, and while talking, she picks it up on her desk and washes it The self-brewed super large cup is mixed with coconut fruit, milk tea, coffee mate, and white sugar.

You go to a western restaurant with your friends, and when she finds out about it, she will still say, "Oh my God, it's so nice of you rich people, I can't afford to eat such a luxurious thing" and say sourly.

The most terrible thing is that within a few minutes you will see her posting a circle of friends. The picture is a bowl of Yang Guofu Mala Tang, and the words are that girls should be kind to themselves when they are suffering and tired. up.

Everything has two sides, there is no hard and fast who is right and who is wrong, unless you violate the law, then you are wrong.

Lu Yang opened the microphone, and he quoted the words of a water friend in the previous live broadcast room to reply to everyone's doubts. He said: "Summer insects can't talk about ice, but they are obsessed with time; well frogs can't talk about the sea, but they are stuck in emptiness; Qu Shi Don't talk about the Tao, you can't teach it, ordinary people can't talk about the Tao!"

[What my husband said is great!It's what it is, you who believe in Buddhism have to fight with those who believe in Jesus Christ, it's so boring! 】

[Those lemons and bars are really annoying, some are even frogs in a well, do you know what is the funniest thing I have ever seen? 】

[Seeking melons! 】

【You continue...】

[I have seen a reader who read a pirated article laugh at the plot of an article written by an author where the protagonist leads his children to buy ten catties of green onions. Did he actually say he was crazy?Buy ten catties of scallions hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing. 】

[Is there something wrong with this statement?Is it enough to buy ten catties? 】

[It’s normal for people to buy a hundred catties, let alone ten catties in winter in the Northeast, so I say she is a frog in a well, with long hair and short knowledge. 】

[I agree that some people are really ignorant. They don’t know much about the culture and customs of other regions, and they are always self-righteous and speechless. 】

[Is this still a chicken live broadcast room?Can we not go astray? ? ? 】

[Freedom of speech is good, you watch your live broadcast of eating chicken, and I will talk about my god, OK? 】

[Summer worms can't speak in ice! 】

[Fuck, are you saying that I have long hair and short knowledge? ? ? 】

[Hehe, you understand it yourself. 】

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