take away chicken god

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The boss got a lot of bullshit, and bloodbathed P City alone.

There is a guard room opposite the small gun tower at the exit of City P. This kind of guard room is very common in the stimulation battlefield, and some people call it a sentry box or a pavilion.

The boss seems to jump in casually to search for equipment, but in fact he has other plans.

When he came out again, he deliberately opened the white wooden door of the guard room.

He turned around and left to investigate the enemy's situation elsewhere. After a short while, he got a jeep from nowhere and drove back, directly pushing at the wooden door of the guard's room that opened outwards.

After wandering around for a few more times, he suddenly jumped onto the jeep whose head was on top of the white wooden door of the guard's house, flipped over again, and landed on the top of the guard's house.

The guard room is not big, but fortunately, there are stone eaves around the roof, which can be used as a cover as long as you lie down. Generally, the enemies below will not think that people can go up here.

The character of the boss lay on top of it, keeping it safe and secret, but he didn't lie down, instead he pretended to be a man-machine and shot, which soon attracted a lot of players who wanted to kill the machine to make money.

As a result, the two waves of people exchanged guns fiercely under the guard room, and the boss squatting on top sneaked a shot. Even if the position was exposed, it was fine, because if the people below didn't go up, they could hardly hit the boss, but would they want to go up?Then they have to ask the boss if they can let the AKM in their hands go.

Ordinary players dare not say it, but anyone with a faster hand speed is absolutely invincible lying here.

Later, when the battlefield was cleared, the boss with the yellow chicken-eating icon on his head stood still and did not move. She shouted that she was recording the screen.

After a while, brother No. [-] began to throw equipment on the ground one by one, and Lu Yang suddenly used a Valentine's Day prop on girl No. [-]—roses.

Seeing this scene, the boss threw a grenade/mine at them with lightning speed. Although it wouldn't kill them, it would shatter the harmonious picture!

Then, the boss typed and asked Lu Yang: "I didn't save you on purpose just now, are you angry?"

When Lu Yang saw the boss's message, he clicked on the keyboard reflexively, but the rose props failed, embarrassing the No. [-] girl who finally decided to accept the rose after a long time of tweaking.

Lu Yang smiled knowingly and said "Sorry", then secretly typed back to the boss and said, "Then why are you angry, it's a game, just be happy."

Boss "Oh."

Lu Yang continued to type quietly, and asked the boss, "Are you still playing?"

Boss: "Play another game with you, and then we two will sleep!"

What he said was "pun intended" and even somewhat "erotic", but Lu Yang, who was basically completely dull in this regard, didn't hear any implication, and stupidly replied "Okay" to the boss.

Bian Chang, who was far away in another country, looked down at the two words sent by Lu Yang on the screen, and smiled bitterly.

Lu Yang played half the night in spite of his recovering body, so he didn't get up the next day.

Nested in his bed and slept until the sun was high and still didn't think about it, I always felt that I could have another big sleep, it was really sleepy!

It wasn't until Liu Ying brought the two little ancestors back at night that Lu Yang reluctantly woke up passively, and asked Liu Ying in a childish manner, "Why are you back today?"

Of course, the two girls miss their father, want to hug him, hug him high, and stay together a lot.It just happened that Mrs. Lu had a physical examination to be done recently, so after the kindergarten was over today, Liu Ying led Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu back directly.

"Xiao Su, you are so lazy, piggy!"

"Yeah, uncle is a pig, don't make noise, let me squint for a while."

"No, no, the teacher left homework for us today, let us draw fish, brother, get up and help us..."

"Painting fish? Uh... But my uncle only knows how to eat fish, what should I do?"

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, get up quickly!!!"

Lu Yang lay on the bed and pretended to be dead, and the two eldest nieces rushed up to torture him together. You will never understand such creatures as children.

All roads lead to Rome, but you have to "cross the mountains and mountains" on your body. You are so deadly, scratching you is a red purlin. Lu Yang always can't believe that such a fucking hand is so strong. Really Is it two milk dolls? ? ?

He heard from Liu Ying that when Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu were eight or nine-month-old babies, Xiaopang could grab a foreign wine bottle full of wine with his hands, and his strength was amazing!

Lu Yang, who was pinched back and forth by two little girls, had a look of lovelessness, Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu stepped on his stomach and his chest and turned back and forth, just like a sloth, no exaggeration! ! !

Later, Lu Yang, who was holding his heart to suppress his cough and panting, quickly raised his hands in surrender, and resigned himself to his fate, he threw up the quilt and almost knelt down for the two nieces.

Lu Yang, who had brushed his teeth without combing his face or washing his face, was grabbed by the two young adults and brought to the desk, forcing him to submit!

Lu Yang with a chicken nest on his head sat on a small bench and stared at the white paper under his eyelids in a daze. How could he draw a damn fish?Also, this child is too short, and his hips hurt from curling up!

Lu Yang meditated on the white paper for about ten minutes, and then called Liu Ying to take out one of the frozen fish they packed and thawed out from overseas fishing, and he followed the two brushes to get rid of the two ancestors.

The current kindergarten teacher is also the same. He has to let the child draw something different, or he can just draw a few strokes according to the pictures on the Internet.

This fish looks simple, but once it is put on the pen, it will be seen. Lu Yang's hands are like chicken feet, and the scales are bent when he draws it.

The fish skater slipped out of Lu Yang's hands several times, and he was inspired by Lu Yang's skating without thinking about it!

"Hey, take a good look at the two of you, let's see my uncle show you something!"

Lu Yang splashed ink on the real fish, then dipped it on the white paper, and made a painting directly, which was vivid and lifelike, and stunned the two little girls who had never been optimistic about him.They clapped their hands again and again and said that my uncle is amazing.

The big couple and the little "painters" went to hide, and ran to the restaurant to make trouble. As soon as they saw vegetables and fruits on the center stage, they reached out to draw them. Angrily, Liu Ying stomped her feet and followed the three people behind their buttocks to blast people out. It made Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu chatter and scream non-stop.

When the dinner was about to be ready, Lu He returned to the villa after finishing his work outside, but after entering the house, he went directly to the study upstairs, and shunned the two little girls who ran to the door to meet his father in the sun.

Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu flung themselves into Lu Yang's arms coquettishly, saying that their father had a paralyzed face and never smiled, no wonder no woman likes him, he deserves it!

Nestling in Lu Yang's embrace with her soft little body, she complained to her uncle with eyes full of grievances, and scolded her father with duplicity.

Lu Yang had to listen carefully and coaxed softly: "Let's go, my uncle will take you on a treasure hunt."

"Really? Giggle..."

"What baby, hurry up and go away."

"……………………"

One second the pear blossom was crying with rain, the next second it burst into laughter. It is estimated that only girls in this world can practice this method so well.

In Lu He’s study, there is a small square table with a length and width of 55 cm, worth more than 20 yuan. The only interesting thing is that you have to crack the chessboard code to open the hidden drawer and hidden storage layer of this small table, let alone The thief was stunned, probably because his brother Lu He had to think about it every time he wanted to open the drawer.

Lu Yang led the two little men to sneak into his brother's study room, and then squatted on the ground together to study and crack the code table that could store gold bars, having a great time.

Lu He, who was working overtime in his study, turned a blind eye and let the three children toss.

After dinner, Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu continued to pester Lu Yang, and Lu Yang showed them cartoons on his mobile phone, and then secretly used another mobile phone to scan Cai Wuniang's voice.

"Hey, who is this sister, Xiao Su?"

"It's my aunt, not my sister."

"But my sister is so young..."

"Call Auntie!"

"Okay, okay, who is this uncle, auntie?"

"Pretty?"

"Yeah, pretty. It's just a little bit worse than my sister and me."

Lu Yang was amused by Lu Tiantian, and then he heard Lu Xingfu ask him: "Is this beautiful aunt an aunt?"

"Not yet."

"Oh oh oh, when will you be Xiao Su?"

"Maybe later."

After Liu Ying cleaned up the restaurant, she came up and called the two children away. Lu Yang continued to watch Cai Wuniang's dancing video, thinking that he should call Zhao Min and let him watch this Cai Wuniang's dancing video.

He really admired Cai Wuniang's dance skills, and felt that she was a bit buried as an anchor. If he could hang out with Zhao Min, he might be able to go abroad to participate in some dance competitions or the like.

Zhao Min had a tacit understanding with him, and Lu Yang said Cao Cao in his heart, and Cao Cao called him back.

"Are you telepathic with me? I was just about to call you, baby..."

"I'll talk about what's going on later, I'll tell you something first, otherwise I'll panic in my heart!"

Lu Yang was speechless: "Please tell me."

"Pleasant Goat, I'm in love!"

"With whom?"

"Of course my daughter-in-law!"

"No, that's what, it's about your falling in love... May I ask the Governor, does he know?"

"You are sick, why mention him to spoil my interest!"

"……………………"

Lu Yang silenced his voice, saying in his heart that if he did not act, he would not die. I hope Zhao Min can "die" more beautifully by then!

"Hello? Hello? Why is there no sound? Can't you hear me?"

"can."

"Can you not tell me?"

"Didn't you tell me to shut up?"

"When did I tell you to shut up?"

"You say I'm spoiling your fun!"

“……………………”

Lu Yang stopped talking nonsense with Zhao Min, and asked him which family's daughter he was from in a serious manner. Zhao Min smiled when he heard this, and directly sent him a video link, and then triumphantly asked him if he was great.

Lu Yang clicked on the link and saw that it was Cai Wuniang