take away chicken god

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There are five people left, including Lu Yang and the boss, so in fact, there are only three enemies left.

Boss No. [-] has an auspicious suit, so he has been lying in the grass as Voldemort, while Lu Yang suddenly retracted his gun and started throwing smoke/bombs non-stop.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room were puzzled by Lu Yang's approach, and they all typed to ask him what smoke/bombs he threw.

Later, everyone understood that if you want to find out how many Voldemorts are lying around you and find out their approximate positions when the enemy is in the dark, the best way is to throw smoke/fog bombs and be yourself. bunker.

Because in the last round of poisoning, the shelter area is actually very small, but everyone is very stable, lying still, it is difficult to find it, if anyone stands up recklessly at this time, he will definitely become the target of public criticism.

After throwing several smoke/bombs one after another, the smoke came together, and Lu Yang immediately got into the white smoke. Taking advantage of the thick smoke to disturb people's sight, he ran back and forth in it, and quickly locked on the specific details of the other three Voldemorts. Location.

When lying down, the field of vision will be very low, but those who stand up will have a very wide field of vision.

Lu Yang: "There is one under the big tree directly opposite you. 210 to the southeast, and the last one is behind the stone."

When Lu Yang's voice fell, the boss had already put away his gun in a handsome manner, and the excited girls No. [-] and No. [-] were screaming in the microphone. After a while, the two of them were sent back to the battlefield by fighter jets.

As soon as they landed, the two girls picked up the firework gun and fired wildly, jumped up and danced for a while, and circled around Lu Yang. It is clear that the final terminator is No. [-], okay?It was as if Lu Yang took the two of them to eat chicken.

The fireworks that shoot wildly high into the sky are dazzling, like golden lotuses, blooming in the sky one by one.

The picture is dazzling, and Lu Yang is also holding a yellow firework gun in both hands and shooting at the blue sky above his head. The golden fireworks are connected together, like glowing fireflies.

In this gorgeous and bustling scene, a bouquet of fiery red roses became the finishing touch of the picture. Lu Yang was taken aback for a moment. Boss No. [-] used roses as Valentine's Day props to him.

This is a new festive function launched by Photon before Valentine's Day. For a limited time, players can receive roses every day. If the courtship is successful, the two will compare their hearts together, and a pink heart will appear above their heads.

However, this Valentine's Day rose prop can only be used on the opposite sex, and there is no accept button for use between the same sex.

The screen happened to freeze at the place where No. [-] Lubian used the rose prop against Lu. The celebration time had come, and the system returned to the interface to start calculating the player's record in this round.

[Wang!woof!Boss, I smell love! 】

[It's really too romantic. This number three, presenting flowers to his beloved in the sky full of fireworks, although he didn't accept it, is it really romantic? 】

[What didn't you accept? The two men just can't pick it up. Why don't you give Guangzi a suggestion and ask them to change it so that they can also ask for love between men of the same sex. 】

【ah?Oh oh so that's it, Souga! 】

[It's over, it's over, I'm going to betray the organization and join "LL" CP, my God, it's too sweet, this candy! 】

Lu Yang usually didn't pay attention to Photon's activities, so he didn't know that there were already roses for Valentine's Day. After returning to the room, he asked the boss to wait for him and he went to get the flowers.

The boss who was waiting for Lu Yang to start the game was not idle, and clicked on the movement of dancing Russian dance to connect with a Yangko twist.

This time, I changed two water friends, one male and one female, both of them seemed quite normal, no haha, neither Lu Yang nor flattering the boss, they were here purely for entertainment and learning.

Lu Yang is holding a machete in his hand, and the boss is holding a frying pan. The characters are all quite sturdy, in a proper man-machine style.

Click start, and the system will send them to the birth island in the game hall after matching the data.

As far as the eye could see, they were all courting with flowers. Lu Yang marked P City, ready to lead the water friends to fight in the streets.

After he was done, he also took the roses and went out to flirt with girls. He didn't care if the other party was a shemale or not. When he saw a female character, he clicked to give it away.

Without exception, anyone who he listed as the object of giving flowers is guaranteed to be humiliated. It's all done by the boss who overturned the little vinegar vat.

In the style of Photon, the system presents ten cakes in the backpack of each online player for the player to take and throw. As long as it hits the character, the face of the opponent's game character will turn into a big cake, super der!

Two seconds later, the plane took off. On a whim, Lu Yang secretly turned on the whole wheat to speak, deliberately squeezed his throat, and the sound he made sounded like a female cat in puberty losing its waist.

He coughed pretentiously, and then said: "The little brother on the plane... ah~ did you take me to eat chicken... I am your little cutie~~"

"╭(°A°`)╮"

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"Fuck!"

"Ahahahahahaha excellent!"

"Goose! Goose! Goose! Goose! Goose!!"

"Turn on all the mics, turn on all the mics, haha, shemale sissy!"

Lu Yang: "It's disgusting, my little brother said who is a ladyboy sissy? She is a girl, but her voice is a bit rough, she is a cutie!"

"puff……"

"Ahahaha~"

"Miss, where are you dancing?"

Lu Yang: "They are going to dance to P city, little brothers, you must come!"

[666, the anchor is awesome! 】

[Does the anchor of 59418 still have this show operation? 】

【Come on, let's see, even if the anchor is not from the deep cabinet, come and listen. Isn't this a pervert? 】

[You are crazy.It's obvious that the husband is just enlivening the atmosphere, if you take it seriously, you will lose! 】

Those who jump into P city are all steel gun bullies and all macho men!Lu Yang loves to jump to a garage building in the upper right corner of City P. Unexpectedly, this calculation made a mistake, and two teams fell to this place.

Fortunately, as soon as Lu Yang touched the ground, he touched a pistol/gun, and the person who followed him was not his own. The man was always amused, thinking that Lu Yang didn't pick up the gun, so he picked up a sickle and chased after Lu Yang. Reluctant.

The two of them really ran half the city in the hail of bullets. The team mic that Lu Yang opened first told the boss not to worry about it. He played around for a while, and then turned on all the mics to communicate with the funny guy who had been chasing him from behind.

He choked out his throat and teased the hunk behind him in a non-masculine voice: "Ah~ oh my god, brother hunk is not chasing others anymore, you are so bad~"

The hunk: "Damn it! You...you fucking shut up!"

The other male and female players who turned on all the mics burst out laughing, saying that this game can't go on, whoever will kill him/them soon, haha.

Even No. [-] in the same team sent a message, the anchor was crazy, he didn't want any guns, and only searched for hands/thunders to send the anchor, which made Miss No. [-] laugh out loud, saying that she would help with the search.

He was talking about the hunky player who had been chasing Lu Yang and slashing at him. He accidentally blocked Lu Yang into a dead corner. After he was done, he raised his scythe and shouted coquettishly: "Shoot, shoot, I told you to shoot!" !"

"boom!"

Lu Yang pulled out his little hand/gun and hit the hunk man on the head, and the man knelt down with a bang, Lu Yang retracted the gun, and said in a normal voice, "You really think brother doesn't have a gun? Stupid!"

The fierce man was about to burst into tears, and was so angry that he was about to vomit blood. Before he had finished his national curse, Lu Yang simply and neatly dealt with him, which amused the water friends in the live broadcast room.

[Oh, I'm going, my husband is so talented, I laughed so hard that I lost Portugal and Spain, but fortunately Jiang Ziya didn't lose it! 】

[Did you still shed Genghis Khan?After you're done, pick up Lu Bu on the table to wipe your sweat? 】

[Right, I also looked at Zhao Yun in the sky, and then I took a stick of Sun Shangxiang. 】

【………………】

[The talented ones are not the anchors, but the fans of this house, all of them are talented! 】

The hunk may feel that he died unjustly, so he called his teammates to kill Lu Yang. After all, Lu Yang has nothing on his body except a small broken pistol/gun.

Oh yes, and a scythe!

Soon there were chaotic footsteps all around, and Lu Yang quickly went upstairs, but he had this idea, and there was nothing in the building, except for a few boxes of bullets that were not the model of the pistol/gun in his hand, or shock/bombs. There is a level one body armor.

Enemies outside the building started to attack the building, and they kept throwing mines into the building. Lu Yang really managed to dodge the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day. Three people threw them into the building from all directions. Who can bear it?

And the timing was accurate, let go in the last two seconds, and the thunder basically exploded when it hit the ground.

Lu Yang: "I'll go."

Girl No. [-]: "Boss, are you kneeling right now? Dizzy!"

Brother No. [-]: "Are you taking us or are we taking you? Please don't let yourself go, okay?"

Lu Yang laughed awkwardly: "Sorry, sorry, my fault, my fault, I promise I won't be embarrassed when number two pulls me up."

The boss hid in the dark and fired a black gun to solve the three of them for Lu Yang. However, instead of saving Lu Yang, he squatted on the ground and licked his bag.

[Ahahaha I like this showy year! 】

[On purpose?Deliberately not saving the host? 】

【Who made my husband so flirtatious!Ha ha! ! 】

The boss who had finished licking the bag got up, and Lu Yang in the building had already burped his fart, and then the boss ran over slowly and typed falsely, "Sorry, I'm late."

Lu Yang also typed, "No, no, you didn't come late, you came early!"

The boss didn't say a word, he squatted in front of Lu Yang's box and clicked on it, and the box of "Who is so and so" was immediately displayed on it, and this one was the box of Lu Yang, the anchor of the famous Banana TV59418 room!

[Ahahaha, it's really funny, is this taking a photo with our husband's box? 】

[Sisters are rushing to duck, take a screenshot as a souvenir (⊙o⊙)! 】

[Sorry it's still me, I made a typo just now, it means hurry up, not so fast! 】

There was nothing in Lu Yang's bare commander's bag except a whole body of leather and a handful of guns, but the boss still licked them away.

Lu Yang: "........."

Surprisingly, this city of P turned out to be the Circle of Destiny.Sister No. [-] and brother No. [-] also died in battle one after another. In the end, only the boss was left, and everyone was watching him.

There were constant gunshots over City P, but the single-handed boss did not panic at all, and was still fighting in an orderly manner.

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Hua Jinrong has been in love with Xing Lei for ten years, and finally chases Xing Lei with all his might.I thought that the happy little days began here, but after a month of being in love, Hua Jinrong couldn't stand it and broke up with Xing Lei.

Hua Jinrong: "Let's break up."

Xing Lei: "What's the matter, baby?"

Hua Jinrong: "From now on, you and I will return to the bridge and return to the bridge!"

Xing Lei: "It's fine this morning, how did I offend you, my dear?"

Hua Jinrong: "Are you still human?"

Xing Lei: "What's the matter?"

Hua Jinrong: "You do it in the morning, at noon, at night, and when you wake up, have you ever thought about my feelings? Do you think I'm the MB in the brothel?!"

Xing Lei: "Baby, I remember I told you when you were chasing me, I am a mud horse!"

Hua Jinrong: "........."