take away chicken god

048

Unexpectedly, Guangzi put the circle in prison, and Lu Yangxin said that God helped me.

He said: "Prepare the medicine and go to the watchtower. Listen to me, there is a bug here. You climb to the top of the tower by stepping on the handrail, yes, slow down, and be careful not to fall. Then pull the full level and run to the opposite tree , Jump on it. Just 'invisible', haha, you just hide here and wait for the rabbit, come one by one."

【Anchor 666】

[And what about this coquettish operation?Awesome! 】

[I admire how much I send, watch a live broadcast and take notes with a left-handed pen and a right-handed notebook haha]

The boss has a fully equipped M416, and the other AKM is completely used by him as a spy.

Who the hell found out that he was hiding in a tree trunk?During the last round of poisoning, the safe point happened to be under the tree where he was hiding.

In the game, the only remaining enemy is no longer Voldemort, and he is wearing a green auspicious suit, circling around in the large warehouse next to the watchtower to find someone.

Maybe it was because the boss couldn't be found and the other party was in a hurry, so he turned on the whole wheat and called the boss.

The other party: "Brother dei, where are you? You should come out, anyway, I am also a chicken ass, so don't hide, okay? Brother déi? Brother déi??"

[Ah ha ha ha No. [-], you are so naughty, look at how you make people anxious. 】

[Give him the chicken butt! 】

[Hahaha ended the game with the other party's 'Fuck', I just want to say... perfect! 】

It was the first time in Lu Yang's life that he was excited to watch others watch the game, so he followed the boss for five rounds without getting enough.

It has never been smooth, unexpected match, his big black fan is like a roundworm in his stomach, and he cooperates seamlessly with him in the game, so the more Lu Yang plays, the more addicted he becomes.

The next day Lu Yang was dragged by his second brother Lu He to buy New Year's goods, mainly for Mrs. Lu.

This year, the Chinese New Year is early, at the beginning of February, and there is still one month before and after the calculation.

Although their old Lu family is not a famous family, but there are four generations living under the same roof.

In the past, his elder brother Lu Ke was in charge of the festivities and offering sacrifices during festivals, and he didn't know when his second brother Lu He took over all these matters.

On New Year's Eve, they keep the year old, and on the first day of the new year, they have to visit their parents' graves and pay respects.

Lu Yang couldn't resist his shoulders and lift his hands, so Lu He calling him out was nothing more than a wave of emotional exchanges between the two brothers.

"Go and choose fishing gear." Suddenly, Lu He said this, and Lu Yang looked at his second brother with a puzzled expression, "I will go fishing in Pujila next week."

Lu Yang's eyes immediately brightened, fishing in the deep sea, he caught a real shark, exciting!

He was not polite to his brother at all, and killed three of his brothers for 10,000+.

Poverty limits the imagination of many people. If Lu Yang started a live broadcast when he was buying sea fishing equipment, it would surely shock all the water lovers. A fishing rod costs tens of thousands, which is simply ridiculous.

In my impression, the baits for fishing are all living things, but now it is different. The baits for shark fishing are all made of iron, which is super heavy and unimaginable.

He hasn't had a good time yet. If he is equipped with some heavy equipment, then no one with 800 million yuan will not be able to get off.

On the way back, while waiting for a certain red light, Lu Yang noticed that his second brother was distracted and looked out of his mind.

Following Lu He's eyes, he looked through the front windshield and looked across the road...

Hey, why does that man with a doll in his arms and a boy in his hand look so familiar? ? ?

When the lights changed, Lu He had to reluctantly drive away from the crossroads. For a long time, Lu Yang slapped his thigh and shouted: "Ahem... I remembered who he was, that wasn't the male confinement lady that our family hired earlier. Is it Bai Shu?"

There was no expression on Lu He's face, and Lu Yang continued to talk regardless: "Isn't he just a stupid son? Why did he suddenly turn into another one? Miss! Second brother, the little one in his arms will not Could it be Little Miss???"

Lu Yang quickly stopped talking, because he felt the sudden coldness emanating from his second brother.

Did he say something wrong just now?Why are you suddenly angry? ? ?

Later, Lu Yang was unloaded halfway. If he hadn't heard his second brother answer an important call with his own ears, he would have suspected that his second brother did it on purpose.

"It's been a long time since I went to see my grandma, and this place is not far from the old lady's place, so please put me there!"

Lu Yang slumped on the passenger seat and sniffed.

"Okay. Just let me know and say that I will go over for dinner today."

"Where are the two little princesses?"

"Don't tell me yet, give them a surprise then."

"Hush money." Lu Yang rolled his eyelids and reached out to his second brother cheekily.

Lu He raised his eyelids and glanced at him, his eyes were as cold as a knife: "I just killed a set of fishing gear, now I have the face to cheat money?"

"No wonder sweetness and happiness are afraid of you. Your eyes are too cold! Forget about my brother, be gentle with your 'little lover'."

Lu He laughed after being "taught" by Lu Yang.When he was in a good mood, he was willing to be tricked by Yaodi into taking a "dung fork" (Maserati).

When he arrived at Mrs. Lu's place, Lu Yang immediately became childish like a preschool child, hugging the old lady and screaming endlessly.

If Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu were at home, the three of them would fight for favor together.

With a great-granddaughter, who cares about the third grandson haha, so every time Lu Yang came to the old lady's place, he would nag for a while that his grandma preferred not to love his third grandson!

As soon as Lu Yang said that he came here in the car of his second brother Lu He, the old lady became anxious immediately.

Gossiping about why her second child has already arrived at the door and still doesn't come in, it's really outrageous.

Lu Yang added fuel to the flames, telling the old lady to wait for his second brother to come to teach her a lesson in the evening.

Mrs. Liu, who was serving the old lady, was smiling gently at the side. She just liked to watch their grandparents and grandchildren bickering, which was very interesting.

"Grandma, let me call my elder brother and ask him to bring my sister-in-law and Xiao Lu Wang over in the afternoon..."

"Stop hitting. Liu Ying just went to pick up food from your brother..."

"Oh."

His elder brother rented a few acres of land in the countryside and hired someone to take care of it. The main thing is that he grows and eats organic vegetables without pesticides and hormones. No matter the elderly or children eat them, they are nutritious and safe.

Ye Sheng likes to mess with these things. At first, he planted them on his own balcony, collecting some foam boxes and plastic buckets, and later they got bigger and bigger. Then his elder brother rented a land for Ye Sheng to let him pass the time in his free time.

Speaking of this organic vegetable, Lu Yang suddenly thought of Bian Chang involuntarily.

The son of the richest man is so awesome. The fruits and vegetables they eat are naturally grown by themselves. The difference is that the Bian family has their own farm, and all the green vegetables and living things are planted and raised by special personnel.

It doesn't matter if it's money or not, the main thing is safety and health!

Lu Yang was afraid that Mrs. Lu would be worried about his health, so he never played games when he came to the old lady's place, otherwise the old lady would have to tell him that he was too weak.

In the afternoon, when the old lady was taking a nap, Lu Yang was free to use his mobile phone to swipe Douyin secretly. By accident, he swipe to the newcomer anchor Cai Wuniang.

Browsing around her homepage casually, there are all dancing videos, fresh and refined colliding with charming and moving, the contradictions make people's scalp tingle.

Is she going into Douyin and leaving Banana TV?Or double? ?Double-opening is finally confirmed.

The little anchor is quite pitiful. She has been dancing with Banana for more than half a month, and there are very few rewards for her. Those great anchors who wish to fart are delicious, and they can attract a lot of rewards. She is hardworking and serious. It is not necessarily possible to get a few rewards.

After thinking about it, Lu Yang sneakily registered a trumpet, ran to Dancer Cai's room and threw a few banana trees.

First, he actually liked her dancing.

Second, if you judge a person by appearance, she is his favorite.

Not to mention vulgar, isn't the contact between people all based on the first visual sense? !

Cai Wuniang's original boss was Lu Yang's tuba, but now she has become his trumpet - "WAM".

He is obsessed with eating chicken, and every ID is named after the most lethal sniper/shooter/gun.

After he finished tipping, there were booing in the live broadcast room on the back, asking the donor's father to add the anchor's WeChat.

After listening to it for a while, Lu Yang realized that it was Cai Wuniang who had posted an announcement in the room, and anyone who tipped more than her current top tipping list could add her private WeChat.

She hung up for more than a week, and no one praised her at all, which is really embarrassing.

Everyone coaxed Cai Wuniang to turn pale. Thinking about it, she didn't even want to add WeChat privately at all. Lu Yang, who didn't want to add WeChat at first, was amused by her embarrassing appearance at this moment.

Then she proposed to add WeChat in a bad manner. Cai Wuniang dawdled for a long time and finally added Lu Yang reluctantly, and then set him so that he could not see Moments. Lu Yang smiled, which was interesting.

Later, when Lu Yang had nothing to do, he went to Wuniang Cai's live broadcast room to tease him. Every time he teased Wuniang Cai so much that she blew her beard and stared at her eyes, and regarded him as a big hooligan.

Lu Yang just talked out of his heart and made a lot of flirtatious talk, and it didn't take much to set Cai Wuniang's house on fire. It seems that there are quite a lot of people with bad tastes. They like to eavesdrop on the corners and eavesdrop on the stinky hooligans molesting the little daughter-in-law Son.

He is afraid of being recognized by others, so he uses a voice changer every time he speaks, throws banana trees when he leaves, and perfectly performs love and death with Cai Wuniang.

Today's family reunion, Mrs. Liu has been busy preparing dishes since the afternoon. After Liu Ying came back to pick up the dishes, she had to go to the kindergarten with the driver to pick up Lu Tiantian and Lu Xingfu. Lu Yang stopped her and said that he would go pick them up with the driver.

When they came back, Lu Ke led Ye Sheng and Xiao Lu Wang had arrived.

At about 06:30, Lu He came late, and the two little girls who were still sluggish in Mrs. Lu's arms immediately rushed to Lu Wangyang, who had been hugged by Ye Sheng across the table, when they saw their father. Staring, that flaunting vigor... This is the backer coming back to show off.

The things for the old lady were all in the trunk, and Mrs. Liu and Liu Ying went to pick them up. He took the children's presents in his hand and brought them directly into the house, tricking him into a kiss and a hug from his eldest nephew.