take away chicken god

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As we all know, Lu Yang has a "big black fan" called Boss on Banana TV.The reason why the boss is called the boss is because he himself said that he always works overtime and stays up late, so he is called the boss for short!

Lu Yang's room number on Banana TV is 59418 (I'm your dad), and the ID name of all games is Lu, which is the pinyin of his surname, but someone always calls "Lu" "Lu" without fear of death.

Others broadcast live broadcasts to make money, only Lu Yang also gives money for live broadcasts, so he has always been very popular.

He logged into the live broadcast room with his front foot, and people began to enter the room one after another. After a while, the number of people online soared to two thousand. I don't know if they came for the red envelope or just to watch Lu Yang's live broadcast. In fact, Lu Yang The front steel gun is still very impressive.

Lu Yang is not a game anchor in the e-sports section, he is an entertainment anchor and may broadcast something, it's all on a whim.

Unlike other hosts, if you want to play with the host, you have to give a gift, and the value of the gift must reach a certain amount before you can participate.

There is no lower limit for Lu Yang here, no matter what he broadcasts, fans will throw their bones if they want to join.

Every time he tosses, he can say that he multiplies it by ten or a hundred times. If the number is not doubled, it will be the number, but there are usually thousands of people in the room, so every time he tosses, he must multiply by the multiple.

Bian Chang subscribed to Lu Yang's live broadcast room. He has no less than [-] accounts on Banana TV. They are either used to monitor rivals or to watch or attract Lu Yang's attention or rhythm.

As soon as Lu Yang went online, he quickly put on a vest and entered 59418. The ID he registered by himself was filled in randomly, and the online name was more casual than the other. It was either 11111 or 222222, because he likes to be casual, and he can be "casual" so he is not a human being. !

The account he logged in today was registered for him by his secretary, and he didn't even look at the name before he went in, until a familiar voice came from the phone, "Welcome 'Burning Love Family' Ono to enter the room", Bian Chang realized this later. The non-mainstream tourist turned out to be him.

In the other rooms, the anchor himself "picks up guests" himself. Lu Yang is the most powerful in the universe. He paid a fan who "picks up" for him to be the housekeeper. As long as someone comes in, her voice can have ten small plus signs. It will ring sweetly.

"хBurn the family. べOno*′ノ0".Bian Chang repeatedly confirmed the ridiculous nickname on the screen of his mobile phone, raised the corners of his lips, and decided to give his secretary a raise!

As far as this name is concerned, if he didn't blow it up, even if Lu Yang was killed, he would never have thought it would be him!

Soon, dense barrages of bullets flew up on the screen, basically all deeply "paying tribute" to and "worshiping" the funeral family.

Is this... a meme?

Otherwise, why are there so many people making fun of his vest in the room? ? ?

Lu Yang's house manager heard that she was a girl from Sichuan, and just hearing the news, she felt that she must be pretty.

Bian Chang was afraid that Lu Yang would not be able to control himself from eating grass by the side of the nest, so he tried hard to check the girl's information. After seeing the photos, he was relieved that she was definitely not Lu Yang's food.

Bian often played better than Lu Yang, but Lu Yang never knew it.

In the first round, Lu Yang drew three girls in his live broadcast room. Their voices were matched with each other. Bian Chang, who was squatting in the live broadcast room, suddenly became jealous. The line changed the vest.

The first game on Lu Yang's side has already started. In order to make the game experience of the three female water friends enjoyable, Lu Yang asked the three of them for their opinions in a very gentlemanly manner.

He turned on the mic and asked, "How do you guys want to play? Do you want to play wild and make it to the finals, or go head-to-head?"

A microphone icon appeared next to Miss No. [-]'s name tag, indicating that she had turned on the microphone.

"Well, I'm a novice and I'm not very good at it. Actually, I can do it."

Number three: "If you're a novice, go ahead, my husband."

No. [-] is Yujie Yiner, girls who want to be flopped by Lu Yang call him "husband" on the Internet.

Number four: "What kind of dog, three can't protect one? Husband, you have the final say!"

Lu Yang said nothing, and directly invited the three girls to parachute to follow.

Their flight route for this round was from City K to Port P. Lu Yang made a compromise and chose to skydive in City Y. There were a lot of people but not too many.

PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, whether it’s a terminal game or a mobile game, still pays great attention to the spirit of teamwork in the multiplayer mode. If the teammate’s skills are not good enough, it’s difficult for one soldier to fight against four even if he’s fighting alone. Head, your pig teammate has already taken you offline to get the lunch box.

Lu Yang: "No need to open the parachute. Just slide the joystick up and the number two will fall faster."

Number two: "Eh? You...are you talking to me, man, huh?"

Number four: "Damn! I thought you were so reserved, but it turns out you're the little bitch who came to snatch my husband from me!"

Number three couldn't help laughing twice.Of course Lu Yang likes girls, but he doesn't want to bear the title of "stallion" in a scene with three women, so he behaves like a gentleman in front of them.

Before landing, Lu Yang had already secretly recorded the approximate location of the other teams' whereabouts. When he landed, he searched the house without Lu Yang saying that the three girls knew it himself.

Lu Yang, who had been unhappy all morning, picked up a third-level helmet after landing, and finally had a happy expression on his face.

The third-level head can bear the damage of bullets. Except for AWM, no one in the sniper can take away the third-level head with one shot. As long as you don’t encounter sprayers at close range, it can be said that no one can kill you at a long distance.

Lu Yang was happy at this moment, when Miss No. [-] suddenly screamed excitedly from the iPad.

"Ah, someone shoots me, someone shoots me, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, what should I do, husband, help me!"

Lu Yang immediately glanced at the small map in the upper right corner, quickly determined the position of No. [-] and the direction of the gunshot, and rushed forward.

Soon he saw a figure in a gray skirt standing under the eaves, waving a frying pan in his hand.

The other party might also be a novice, caught up with the "face-to-face dance", the two figures rubbed their faces together in front of his eyes, and the other party didn't even hit No. [-], Lu Yang was convinced.

Raising the P18C in his hand, Lu Yang directly dealt with the player.

Number two: "God! I'm not dead? I'm not dead??? But he really shot me just now!"

Lu Yang took the opportunity to glance at the live broadcast room. Usually, he would use his desktop computer to log in when he was not going out, unless he was lazy and wanted to lie under the covers, he would use his mobile phone or ipad to log in.

There were so many bullet screens in the live broadcast room that it was dizzying. Looking at the number of people online, the number had already reached [-].

[Hahaha I'm so happy, this number two is really a treasure. 】

【Yeah, he obviously hit her, why didn't he die?I'm curious too, my husband asks for an explanation! 】

【Miss No. [-] is going to annoy her to death, hahaha...】

【Husband just had such a handsome gun! 】

[I said, can you little girls stop for a while? ! 】

[Mist grass, my black god boss is here! 】

[Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, my Black God really loves me!Hahahaha... I'm crazy! 】

Lu Yang is annoyed by this "boss", because he always picks up which pot he doesn't open!

Sure enough, the next second the barrage was swiped by the boss.Every time he announces to the world the good news that Lu Yang has been green again, it will be broadcast live on World Channel.

The so-called world channel is a reward.Banana TV tourists will have a special effect if they donate more than 1800RMB to the anchor in a single time, and the broadcast will be broadcast throughout the site. Both the anchor and fans will see the reward announcement floating on the top.

The boss is the only person in the entire Banana TV who has reached the throne of the anchor's father as a "black fan".

As soon as the black fan makes a move, it is [-], and the [-] reward announcements are frantically swiping the screen——[Yanni, an online celebrity who cheated on the [-]th line, is a real hammer, congratulations to Lu for getting another green hat~(≧▽ ≦)/~]

Lu Yang's good mood just now was disturbed by this "black god" until it stinks like stepping on dog shit!

Out of sight, out of mind, he simply minimized the window of the live broadcast room and concentrated on eating chicken.

Number three: "Husband, I'm also curious, why isn't number two dead?"

Lu Yang: "Because the frying pan in No. [-]'s hand has a super awesome function, it can block bullets."

Number four: "Oh my god, is it real or not? I just saw it and didn't pick it up. And I never picked it up before, dizzy."

Lu Yang: "In the future, if you see it when it hits the ground, pick it up. In addition to blocking bullets, it also has super high damage at close range, and it can also help you block bullets that sneak up on you from behind in the later stage."

No. [-]: "I didn't find a gun, so I picked up a pot randomly!"

Number four: "Hurry up if you want to be coquettish, what are you being subtle about, cut it!"

Number three: "Haha number four, why are you always targeting number two?"

Number four: "She wants to rob my husband, why do you think I'm targeting her?!"

Lu Yang: "..."

Searched around the room, and killed a "lone wolf", the guy who just didn't pass the pan with a submachine gun/gun.

The first wave of poisonous circles has already begun, number two may really not know how to play, no matter if you run sideways, vertically or jumping, you must be rushing in the direction of the safe zone, only their number two seed has a look Without taking care of it, he rushed into the drug ring.

Number Three: "..."

Number four: "........."

No. [-]: "Me? Did I run the wrong way? Isn't it safe to have a blue hood?"

No. [-]: "Fuck you!" The queen was angry, and threw a bomb directly, blowing up No. [-] to pieces, and still remembering the last groan.

Number three: "Fourth sister, third sister gave you a thumbs up, it's great."

Lu Yang: "........."