take away chicken god

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"Listen, we're not a good fit!"

This man was still swaggeringly sitting in front of the sofa in the living room of Bian Chang's house, drinking coffee leisurely, and he did not hide his fierceness towards the host.

"Why do you say that?" Bian Chang, who was sitting across from Lu Yang, smiled instead of anger, not at all displeased by the disgust on the other side's face.

"Haven't you heard the saying that close relatives can't get married???" Lu Yang, who was always irascible only towards Bian Chang, raised his eyebrows at Bian Chang who was sitting opposite him.

He really doesn't reject same-sex groups, he's just out of love!

Because this guy has already put on many cuckolds for him one after another, as long as he finds evidence of his new girlfriend cheating, he will immediately make it public. Lu Yang is so angry that his liver hurts!

"Close relative? You? With me???" Bian Chang repeated Lu Yang's words with a smile on his lips. His voice was obviously warm, but his gaze towards Lu Yang was full of calculations.

"Stupid, we have a common mother whose name is Hua Guo!"

“…………………………”

This video, which only marked Bian Chang's face, just ended when he got stuck on his speechless handsome face.It has been popular on the Internet for more than 72 hours, and has been frantically reposted and Amway by netizens.

No matter which app Lu Yang opens now, he is guaranteed to be able to witness the popularity of this video again on the prominent position on the homepage.

[I don't really understand, since the face is coded, why do you want to show us a close-up? ? ? 】

【Wahhahaha... I just said that the two of them must have had one affair, how about it?Is the melon sweet? ? ? 】

[Who are they?Is it famous? 】

[Husband, don’t want it, how can you not love girls and blue faces, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why am I so excited? ? ? 】

Lu Yang casually glanced at the comments on Weibo and was so annoyed that he immediately quit the Sina app.

Thinking about turning on Douyin to see the jokes, please be happy. As a result, their meme of "close relatives cannot get married" quickly became popular in Douyin, and various people followed suit and made various effects. Swipe and pull is full of this joke, so speechless!

After a burst of intense coughing and panting, Lu Yang calmed down, picked up his ipad and connected it to an external game keyboard and mouse, ready to play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and stimulate the battlefield.

There are 7 major ranks in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, namely "Blood Bronze", "Unyielding Silver", "Heroic Gold", "Tough Platinum", "Immortal Diamond", "Glory Crown", and "Super Ace".

Lu Yang's current rank is in the "Crown of Glory". To put it bluntly, he is already a "sharp shooter", and he is still a bit short of being called a "god".

The default matching mode of the stimulating battlefield is four rows. As soon as Lu Yang entered, he heard a child speak first, and asked them where they would go when they landed.

It was a girl who spoke next, and she just said, "Hey, hey, am I there? My little brother took me to eat chicken..."

No. [-] directly marked City Y on the map, and then invited the child and girl to parachute to follow him. He spoke on the mic, and it was a man.

"???????"

Lu Yangte wanted to ask, what's the matter, buddy, I'm invisible?How did you leave him behind? ? ?

Men, women, and children ignored him.Lu Yang was quite speechless, what he said on the Internet was indeed true, the teammates matched by passers-by were excellent.

He silently zoomed in on the map to see where they parachuted, and when the plane reached the sky above City Y, he immediately jumped down without hesitation...

The funny thing is—that "family of three" just didn't jump to City Y! ! !

Lu Yang was laughed at by them, and silently chose this game to be a "lone wolf" who was left behind.

In the second game, the "organization" was found, and No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] all took the initiative to skydive with Lu Yang.

But after that, the three of them seemed to have agreed in advance, and they left to follow in the middle of the journey, and then opened their umbrellas and floated high without landing.

This kind of person is the one who doesn't watch the game as soon as he opens it, just order a teammate to parachute to follow him, and then switch off the phone to do other things.

nonsense!This kind of random free matching team is bullshit!

Lu Yang logged into his live broadcast room on Banana TV, and felt that it would be more reliable to find friends in the room to eat chicken with him.

His role as an anchor is purely for fun, in fact, it is to kill his boring life.

An accident three years ago completely changed his physique and changed his life.

After the "1095" days of battle between heaven and man, Lu Yang finally survived the darkest and most difficult days in his life. Now he has been completely reborn, and he is no longer the playful third young master Lu …………

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