take away chicken god

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Despite her benign looks, the old lady is actually a habitual offender.

Before the lines were spoken, the young man came up and said that he would give 500 yuan, he must be a soft persimmon!

The old lady quit, shaking her head like a rattle, raised her hand and gestured, good guy, the lion opened his mouth and asked Lu Yang for 5000, otherwise she would not leave.

"Grandma, I'm sure I won't give you 5000 cough cough...or cough cough...you take the 500 and leave, or I'll take you to the hospital, just on the way!"

While speaking, passers-by came to watch the whole incident one after another.

One of the aunts opened her mouth and said to Lu Yang: "Young man, I have seen the whole process. This old lady is just a potter. You can't give her money, and she will contribute to social evil!"

"Yes, yes, it seems that you are not short of money. If you are not short of money, you can't bow to the evil forces!" The old man next to him also spoke.

Of course Lu Yang knew that he should not bow to the "evil forces". He rushed to the hospital, because he always drove when going out, so he didn't wear much even in the winter, and now he was standing outside, and he shrank from the cold. Arms, it's cold, he's still wearing single shoes!

The old lady of Pengci was lying under the front of his car and wouldn't move. Look at this posture, she flung her arms and got caught up with him!

"It's not easy for her to die in the cold weather. As long as the children in the family respect her a little, the old woman will not come out to do this," Lu Yang said, and took out 500 yuan in cash from his pocket. 500 yuan in cash, you are not short, so hurry up and go home with Keke."

"Hey boy, if you can't give it, you can't give it! It's not easy, they are scammers! Let alone 500 yuan, you can't give it even fifty cents!"

"Yes, yes, no, not even a cent!!"

Lu Yang was about to freeze his smoke, so he thought about buying it for 500 yuan to stop it. It was almost time, and he had an appointment at ten o'clock, and he was not used to being late.

"I really don't have any more, just five hundred cash. If you want it, take it and leave, or you can just lie here and wait for the traffic police to come and deal with it."

The old lady is an old fritter, no oil and salt, no hospital, don't scare her with the police, she is not afraid!

Anyway, I won’t leave without giving money!No cash?Alipay or WeChat is fine!

Lu Yang: "........."

To be honest, now that the law is enforced in a civilized manner, the old lady is just as old as she is. Even if the people's servants come, no one dares to reach out and touch her if she is lying on the ground. !

Bian Chang, who was following Lu Yang's car, saw something happened from a long distance away, but his car was stopped at the intersection by a red light, and it was still a long light. Chang couldn't wait to abandon the car and rush over to rescue Lu Yang.

"I'll give [-] to anyone who goes to take this old lady away." Lu Yang turned his head and saw Bian Chang who was covered in frost. He can do it too, his brain is really funny, why didn't he think of it just now?

Don't steam the steamed buns to fight for breath! There is 5000, but threatening him will not work!

Sure enough, money is omnipotent. I don't know who would be the first to take the lead. Anyway, suddenly there was a crowd of people, and the old lady who was lying under the wheel of Lu Yang's car was lifted to the crosswalk. At this time, the traffic police also came up.

As soon as Bian Chang opened his mouth, Lu Yang turned his head, and the picture in the 59418 live broadcast room happened to freeze on Bian Chang's chest.

[Ah, ah, what a fucking man, who is this person? ? ? 】

[A cashmere coat and a suit are a must-have for successful people! 】

[Husband, your phone is crooked!Go up, go up, grandma's dying of anxiety, can you just go up a bit! ! ! 】

[I'm going, did you really pay me?One person, one thousand, this f*cking visual estimate is at least a dozen or so people......]

[Question: Is brother a poor man?Answer: No! 】

[There are really shameless ones, those who don't raise their hands just lick their faces to pick up the money! ! ! 】

[Ahhh, mommy, I'm using hand control, this man's hands are so fucking beautiful! ! ! ! 】

[Is the hand beautiful or the hand holding the money? ? ? 】

[Oh my god!Ahhh!The black coat took off the black coat, and put it on for our husband...]

[No, no, no, I'm a "total slut" girl, and I will never rebel against CP! 】

【Husband, have you forgotten the boss by the Daming Lake?Don't empathize with others...]

[Quickly tell us, where did this wild man come from? ? ? 】

[Why is it "Zong Lu"? Isn't "Old Luke" bad?Haha ╮(╯▽╰)╭]

[I'm so anxious, it's all over my Adam's apple!Can't it go up a little bit? ? ? ? 】

[Is there any cutest height difference?I dare to use the head on the item as a guarantee, this wild man must be a head taller than the anchor!At least half of the head, let me tell you! ! ! 】

"We are still rushing to the hospital. If you have any questions in the future, call this number at any time. If there is nothing else, we will leave first."

Bian Chang handed over his secretary's business card to the traffic policeman, and then dragged Lu Yang, who had been arguing with him for a long time and was coughing, out of the way.

"Don't be brave! Put it on!" Bian Chang's expression was serious, and a "Chuan" line was squeezed out between his brows, "There are still 10 minutes, be honest for a while, and if you have anything to say, after reading it, I will follow you." I count!"

Lu Yang's Tesla MODELX is not only the biggest highlight of the falcon wing door, but also its flamboyant way of opening the door.

As long as you bring the key close to the car, the door can be opened automatically, and then you step on the brake pedal after getting in the car, and the door will automatically close.

Bian Chang pushed Lu Yang into the co-pilot, and he took the lead to drive Lu Yang's car.

"Who told you to drive my car?!"

"You want to drive?" Bian Chang raised his eyebrows, he couldn't see it in the live broadcast room, he could only hear his slightly joking tone and the little gentleness that appeared from time to time, "Then you can ride on my lap and drive! "

[Ah ah ah! ! !The scumbag man is hot in tin foil, the scumbag girl has big waves, the green tea princess cut, Zhang Liang is hot and spicy, and the black coat is cute! 】

[Is there a ghost animal attack? ? ?This sound broke the sky! 】

[Every old driver of the spaceship bed, slow down, speeding!Green green!Environmentally friendly!Let's get rid of vulgar interests, shall we! 】

"Cough, cough, cough..." Lu Yang wanted to yell, but a series of coughing sounds came out as soon as he opened his mouth.

The phone was still in his hand, he forgot that the live broadcast was on, and was so angry.

At this moment, the angle of the phone happened to shine on Bian Chang's right thigh, and his trousers were a little tight. It could be seen that his strong legs and muscles were tense.

Before driving, Bian Chang suddenly smiled cutely, reached into his right trouser pocket, slowly took out a handful of cherries, and said softly to Lu Yang: "Be my boyfriend."

[Ah ah ah! ! !Oh my god, do rich people know how to play like this?Fucking with a handful of big cherries? ? ? 】

[Honey juice is cute!what to do? ? ? 】

【realm!Boundary………]

[The poor nun has been taught! ! ! 】

[Mist grass!I'm going to buy a handful of cherries to pick up girls now! 】

[It's right to keep up with the boss! 】

[The black coat in the live broadcast is a mosaic, right?The voices are all the same? ? ? 】

[Husband, you are so envious of us singles! 】

【Why?Why do good men love men?Can't you save one for me?ah? 】

[Anchor bent?Isn't he often exposed to be the receiver NTR? 】

[Double plug? 】

Lu Yang never expected that Bian Chang would suddenly come out to him like this. As the saying goes, you don't hit a smiling face when you reach out. According to Bian Chang's sharp-edged side face, the handful of cherries was smashed on it.

Bian Chang wasn't angry either, but suddenly turned around with bad intentions, and Lu Yang, who was unprepared, directly threw him into his arms and threw himself into his arms. inside.

Bian Chang acted naturally, and embraced his back, bowed his head and kissed him on the curls of his hair.

The latter frowned like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and growled, "You, did that on purpose???"

"I didn't mean to kiss you, it was purely accidental. Who made you rush over so passionately..."

"Don't you suddenly turn left, can I jump over? Ah??? Also, don't call me Yangyang, can you call Yangyang???"

"If you don't call me Yangyang, then I have to call you 'husband' like your fans, okay?"

"Shut up! Shut Up!!!"

"Don't you usually look down on the way of speaking with English in Chinese, my husband, huh?"

[Pfft ha ha ha... Emma, ​​this attack is really black-bellied... 】

[What just happened?Did Gong Shou kiss her?ah? ? ? ? 】

[I'm sorry for the organization, I'm about to quit the 'General Lu' girl, and resolutely join the 'Black Coat' position! 】

【No, I just came here. Is this room a live drive? ? ? ? 】

[Male or male? ? ? 】

[How many gears are you driving?Did you turn off the lights? ? ? 】

[What kind of car is not a car, don't talk nonsense! 】

[Our husband never drives, civilized live broadcast, green and environmentally friendly! ! ! 】

[Yes, it's live driving.Really driving, driving to the hospital haha! 】

[Reported! 】

[The anchor please respect yourself.Green live broadcast, civilized you and me. 】

[The one who reported it just now, was your head kicked by a donkey or caught by a door bow? ? ?Which eye of yours sees this house is pornographic? ? ? 】

[Edge balls are not allowed either! 】

[Fuck your sister! 】

"Pick up the phone for me, just now you slammed the brakes and fell into the space on your side." It was Lu Yang's voice.

"I can't move my hands while driving. Besides, it's too dangerous. Come here and lie on my lap."

[They all lay on their laps and said they didn't drive? ? ? 】