Movie Emperor and Monster Traitor

After Jiang Bing taught Jiang Hua what the phone was all about, he naturally saved his mobile phone number in the monster's address book, and he symbolically consulted the monster's opinion: "Save the number, and call it next time." It's more convenient, and you can also set a note in case you forget the number, what note do you want to set for me?"

Jiang Hua thought for a while, then used the voice input function that Jiang Bing had just taught him, and said four words into the phone: "Mr. Gingerbread."

Jiang Bing got goosebumps for no reason as the monster chanted his nickname in a deep voice like a clear spring in the mountains.He understood how Daji in the legends deceived King Zhou and brought disaster to the country and the people. If a vixen is like Jiang Hua, he is willing to be a fool!

No, Jiang Bing denied it again in his heart, Yue Jiang hadn't used the demon mirror to confirm it, so he couldn't casually give Jiang Hua the title of vixen.He thought for a while, but didn't show any clues on his face. After helping Jiang Hua's phone to set the address book note, he turned to set it for himself. He maintained a serious expression and hesitated for a while, but the bad taste finally overwhelmed him. Conscience took over the control of his brain, and he wrote the word "vixen" in Jiang Hua's remarks column.

Anyway, no one else will get this phone, and the remark is just for yourself to see, so it's not a big problem!

Jiang Hua researched it with her mobile phone. Every icon on the screen seemed to have a different function. There were so many programs in the smartphone that the monster couldn't fully learn the functions of the box in a short time.In fact, he doesn't know what the function of this thing called a mobile phone is, but Jiang Bing seems to have used it to talk to others, which is a bit like the sound transmission of thousands of miles in Taoism.

He had always thought so, until Jiang Bing taught him how to make a phone call just now, and he realized that it seemed to be not the case, but it didn't matter, he remembered what the wechat said by the human who walked in front of him just now.

Liu Jie felt that his expression was a little stunned, and he was silent all the way, as if in a daze.In fact, Jiang Hua has been observing, such as the strike-up just now. Although he doesn't understand what WeChat is, he secretly observed the girl's operation of clicking the icon and then the QR code. He only read it once and remembered it.

He swiped the screen with his finger, and saw the same green icon on this phone. The monster poked it with his fingertip, but there was no response.The golden eyes turned around. Humans seemed to poke with their fingertips, so he poked the icon with his fingertips again.

This time a new interface popped up, but it was different from the ones on other people's phones, because there was no login account, and the login registration interface was displayed.But Jiang Hua didn't understand this, he tilted his head in doubt, and naturally asked Jiang Bing again for help.

Jiang Bing, who was poking secretly to set up the vixen note, was startled by Jiang Hua's sudden poke, and immediately hid his mobile phone's screen behind his back in a guilty conscience, before he said: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Hua held up the phone in front of him, and Jiang Bing glanced at the interface, and found that the monster learned things really quickly, and he managed to register WeChat by himself.His vixen is cute and smart!Jiang Bing thought proudly.

Jiang Bing continued to teach, and helped Jiang Hua register Weibo.He put his arms around Jiang Hua's neck, stretched out his phone in front of the two of them, and took a photo of the two of them, maintaining an intimate posture close to each other.

The monster in the photo opened its golden eyes and looked at the camera in front of it curiously. There was an unspeakable cuteness. Jiang Bing was very satisfied with this photo, and even wanted to post it on his Weibo, and then... He really passed it on.

Jiang Bing was in a happy mood until he clicked to send. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the Weibo interface refreshed to display the content he had just posted.Beauty misleads people!The ancients do not deceive me!

His last Weibo was a public welfare activity reposted half a year ago. The lyrics were mechanical and standardized, and it looked like someone else had written it.During this period of time, he has been filming Director Chen's movies, and he has no time to take care of Weibo by himself, nor has he appeared on any variety shows. Many passers-by fans almost forgot about him, but there are still diehard fans in him. On Weibo, weeping Mr. Gingerbread, come back quickly, and it would be good to post two selfies to make you look good.

It turned out that the selfie was posted, but it was a photo with a strange man, and the pose was so intimate, it aroused people's imagination.Jiang Bing could almost predict the unprecedented grand occasion in the comment area.

But it’s too late to delete it. Jiang Bing has 1000 million fans on Weibo. With such a large base, there are always people who happen to be browsing Weibo at this moment. Almost at the same time he clicked the delete button, he The Weibo client also sounded the reminder to repost and like.

As a film king who has experienced turbulent waves, Jiang Bing did not continue to click delete. It would be too deliberate to delete now. There will be adultery even if there is no adultery. The best way to deal with it is to keep the same. It's just a co-op, so what if you hook your shoulders and hang your back, it's all about the brotherhood of the two brothers, and the body is not afraid of the shadow slanting!

Although his body is not upright, even a little ready to bend, but he can pretend to be upright.

So, he moved his finger, moved from the delete button to the forward button, and reposted his own Weibo with a line of text "Long time no see, let me show you my brother, Jiang Hua, is he as handsome as me? "

Although the actual age of the monster is more than a thousand, it is unnecessary to be one's own ancestor, but who made him so tender!Jiang Bing also took advantage.Anyway, Jiang Hua will live with him in the future, and it is inevitable that he will be photographed by others. Let’s introduce him in advance today. He plans to call Jiang Hua his younger brother, a distant relative, so he doesn’t look like a foreigner, so he said in Chinese Not too neat.

This identity was perfectly programmed, and Jiang Bing successfully extinguished the possibility of a fight in the comment area in its infancy.Jiang Bing was very satisfied with his impromptu response. He put away his mobile phone and no longer cared about the picture on Weibo because of his picture, which was like cold water falling into hot oil and frying pan.

And Liu Jie, who was concentrating on driving in front, didn't know how much news his artist and boss had made for him in just a few minutes.He dutifully sent Jiang Bing to the downstairs of the community, and then drove away. By the time he saw the trending searches on Weibo, it was already night.

Before that, Jiang Bing, who no longer read Weibo, led the monster who came to the house for the first time, and introduced the rooms in his home, big and small, inside and out.

Although he lives alone, besides the master bedroom, there is also a second bedroom in the house, which is used by Jiang Bing as a storage for miscellaneous goods, and it can accommodate people or monsters after tidying up.

Remembering his promise to the monster, Jiang Bing introduced in detail how to operate the home theater in the living room, and showed his snack cabinet to prove what he said was true.

He let Jiang Hua choose whatever he wanted, and went to the second bedroom to clean it himself. In fact, he didn't need to clean it at all. He hired a housekeeper to clean it on time. He only needed to move out the messy things he had piled up inside.

Jiang Hua was sitting on the sofa in the living room. In front of him was a giant LCD TV that was twice the size of the hotel TV. He was holding the biscuits that Jiang Bing gave him. Although Jiang Bing had a rich collection, it was a pity that there were no The gingerbread man that monsters like.

However, Jiang Hua didn't seem to be picky eaters. Jiang Bing stuffed him with various brands of biscuits and then went to clean them. When he came back, he sat down on the sofa. Birch bounced up and down together.

Finally returned to his kennel, Jiang Bing completely relaxed. In the past, when he was alone, he liked to check Weibo or play mobile games to pass the time.But now he didn't do that. He sat cross-legged on the sofa and looked at Jiang Hua's side face with his chin propped on his hands. He heard the voices from the TV show and the sound of monsters eating biscuits.

Playing games and swiping Weibo is not as interesting as watching monsters eating biscuits!A certain past actor thought so.

It's hard to imagine that the traitor of the Yaozu who fought alone in Yuejiangkou, the strongest demon king Mu Jin in the history of the Yaozu, so that Yanshan Mountain can't find a complete plant, turned out to be the monster in front of him who likes to eat biscuits and prefers sweet biscuits.

Jiang Hua is actually a picky eater. Jiang Bing saw the clues from the monster's small movements. Jiang Hua opened several bags of biscuits, but only ate one piece of the salty ones, and the bag in his hand was about to bottom out. Yes, that's sweet milk flavor.

It is unimaginable that the terrifying demon king in the legend has such a cute hobby. At the same time, Jiang Bing secretly plans to throw away all the salty biscuits in his snack cabinet and replace them with milk strawberry white sugar biscuits.

He is so unprincipled!

In fact, Jiang Hua had noticed Jiang Bing's gaze a long time ago, but Jiang Bing often stared at himself. At first he would look back suspiciously, but now he is used to it.This human seems to be very interested in his own face, not just Jiang Bing, in fact, it seems that most of the human beings are interested in his own face. On the way to the airport alone, many people sneaked glances at him.

They thought they were hiding, but in fact, monsters with sensitive five senses had already discovered it.Jiang Hua doesn't have a very clear concept of beauty and ugliness. In other words, he doesn't care about beauty and ugliness at all, just like he doesn't care about most things in this world. Beautiful people and ugly people are also important to him. It's just that they look different, and it's not worth a second look.

So he couldn't understand those people's interest in his face, but... Jiang Hua sneaked a glance at Jiang Bing who was staring at him in a daze from the corner of his eye while eating the biscuit, "Kacha Kacha", the monster side While chewing the biscuits, he thought, if Mr. Gingerbread likes it, let him see it.Just like the remark he gave himself as a vixen, although Jiang Hua thinks he should not be a vixen, but Mr. Gingerbread likes it as long as he likes it.

Jiang Bing, who secretly poked and set a note for Jiang Hua, didn't realize that his little tricks had been exposed long ago.I also didn't find that the seemingly innocent monsters were actually not very innocent.