child prodigy at eighty
Chapter 80 Qigong
Song Shiyu and the two went out for another round, not only bought candy, but also a set of fruit snacks, red wine and drinks, so as not to let her mother remember to let him run errands again.
It's cold outside, okay?
As soon as the two came back, Liu Erhua caught him again. Ms. Liu couldn't cook the sea cucumber brought by Gu Weifeng, so she asked him to ask for advice, so that tomorrow's meal must be high-end and upscale.In her words, you can't lose your share.
After soaking in sea cucumber, Liu Erhua took off her apron and said, "You guys do a good job, I have to go to class, wait for me to come back and check my work." After speaking, she took her cloth bag and went out.
"Mom, what are you doing?" Song Shiyu asked strangely.I haven't seen my mother in any class for the past two days.
"Master Yi's class is about to start, so your mother is going to attend the class." Papa Song said.
"Master Yi? What class? My mother started school?"
"Master Yi, you don't even know? Master Qigong is famous all over the country. My mother was able to go to the class or I grabbed the spot." Song Shifeng looked proud, "I have been in the queue for a long time, today is the first day, a session The class is 30 yuan."
"So expensive?" Now a worker only spends about [-] yuan a month, and one-third of the salary for this class goes into it, which is quite a lot of money.
"You can't grab it, and I made it through my relationship." Song Shifeng jumped down from the ladder, "Master Yi's qigong, fighting cattle across mountains is a piece of cake, and it can also cure hypertension, diabetes, cervical spondylosis, and lumbar spondylosis. Patients who have been paralyzed for many years can be cured after practicing badly! Anyway, it’s just too bad.”
"This is a fairy." Song Shiyu felt so amazing when he heard it, it was so weird.
"It's not like a god, it's almost like a god. You didn't look at those who cried and shouted to follow. The sea is gone. Master Yi has a very good heart. It's pitiful for them to have five classes a day, and they are still teaching at twelve o'clock in the evening. Everyone, what I insist on for our mother is the best prime time, otherwise I have to go to school in the middle of the night."
Song Shifeng pointed to the ceiling and said, "As for our second brother Sun upstairs, his father is on the shift at 10:30 in the evening until 12:30, and it's raining or not, the old man is very energetic."
"Crazy?"
"What are you talking about? Isn't it for strengthening your body? Our mother has high blood pressure, so she doesn't need to take medicine after practicing Qigong. How much harm does medicine do to the body? Qigong is beneficial and harmless."
"Really? Then I have to see and see." Song Shiyu's face suddenly darkened.He has no objection to practicing qigong to strengthen the body. In the past two years, he can always see people practicing qigong, but if they practice qigong and don't take medicine when they get sick, that's not the case.If qigong can really cure all diseases, why do hospitals need it?
The place where Master Yi started his class was not far from Cross Street, and it was the time for the class to start teaching. Looking through the window, there was a bright white bottom of the pot.
Yes, you read that right, it is the bottom of the pot.
I saw the room full of dozens of adults sitting quietly cross-legged, each with a large white aluminum pot on their head!
What kind of qigong is this?Song Shiyu was dumbfounded. He wondered why what he saw had to be moving his arms and kicking his legs.
The people in the room were engrossed in the practice, but those watching the excitement outside the room also looked very envious.
"If I also follow the master company, I will definitely practice better than them." The middle-aged man on the side said enviously.
"Then you have to pay the course fee for one semester first, three hundred, your old lady can eat you." An older woman next to her immediately pushed back.
"So, no life."
"Uncle, what kind of skills did they practice? Why are they still taking the blame?" Song Shiyu interrupted and asked.
"You don't know this? It's called an information pot. It can absorb the atmospheric field of the universe. If you practice well enough to achieve the induction between heaven and man, you will be healthy and all diseases will disappear." The middle-aged man said proudly.I don't know why he is so proud.
"This pot is not simple. It contains special substances from meteorites that fell from the sky. Wearing it is like connecting an antenna to the universe. It's not an ordinary iron pot." The woman added.
"Oh, really? How expensive is that? How much money can you buy?"
"You kid, look at how the Lingtou is so vulgar, why are you asking for money! This is provided by Master Yi for everyone to use for free. There are only 49 mouths in total, and there is no more!"
"That's why the master only accepts 49 students in each class, or do you think the master is so capable?"
"It seems that the master is quite generous?" Song Shiyu asked with a smile.
"Of course, he is benevolent, generous, and capable. I have seen the master heal a deaf man's ears. He can hear. Even the big hospitals in the capital city have not cured the disease. Our master Yi cured it! You Say it's not great!"
"Quiet!" At this moment, a middle-aged man with a red face suddenly walked out of the door, looking at them with dignity.Wearing a white exercise uniform, silky and thin, it makes him feel cold just looking at it.
Those who were praising Master just now quickly shut up and backed away with a smile.One of them tugged on Song Shiyu's sleeve to make him follow.
"what happened?"
"Shh!"
"We interrupted the master to perform his exercises."
Song Shiyu twitched the corners of his mouth and put a pot on his head to perform his skills?
"That's the big disciple of the master. He has learned half of the master's skills, but he is not good enough."
"It's not cold at all if you wear so little. Someone has touched it and your hands are warm."
Due to the angle, Song Shiyu didn't see the real face of Master Yi from the window, but only saw a woman who was dressed like this so-called big disciple beside him.From his radiant face, Song Shiyu felt that he could be sure that the food of this group was good.
The class was still talking about those mysterious and mysterious feelings. Song Shiyu, a college student, could hear the truth anyway. It seemed very reasonable, but after thinking about it, he didn't know where to start.The people inside were fascinated by what they heard, and they looked very devoted.
"Is this thing really useful?" He wondered how he looked at it.
"Of course it works. It's qigong, qigong! Young people nowadays don't know how to respect science at all, and the world is getting worse!" The middle-aged man seemed to be afraid of being infected by him, and kept away from him. Gu Weifeng was left alone.
"What did I say, so the world doesn't respect science?" He was speechless.
"Don't pay attention to them, it's all a trick to deceive people." Gu Weifeng, who accompanied him, denied it. This kind of scam can only be played in this era. People are generally not high enough to be fooled. Let him try after 20 years. try?
"How do you know?" Although Song Shiyu was suspicious, he never thought that this could be a pure scam. In his opinion, it was an exaggeration at most, at least a little bit of truth.
"You don't believe it?" Gu Weifeng raised his eyebrows.
"I need evidence." Any statement needs evidence to assist, otherwise it is empty talk, who can believe it!
He looked at Song Xiaosan, originally wanted to say something, but finally changed his words: "... Forget it, what do you care about so much, just let it be that Auntie likes to play, it's not a big deal."
"No." Song Shiyu is not the kind of person who can make do, "If you don't tell me, I will find it myself. This is not my mother's business alone. There are five classes a day, and there are 49 students in a class, which means nearly 200 people. How much money and how many people? It’s fine if it’s useless if you just practice, but what if something goes wrong if you don’t even take medicine? When they have enough money and run away, what about the rest of them?”
If you want to say that 300 yuan for a semester is more or less, the average family can afford it, but it is enough to drink a pot. Besides, there are many elderly people here. How much income do they have? How can they survive such a lie? ?
Gu Weifeng saw that he looked like he was going to make trouble, he had nothing to do with him, and was afraid that something would happen to him, so he said, "You are just a troublesome father."
"I want to speak out for justice."
"..."
The two muttered here, and the others who came to the class quit, "If you don't want to learn, you should leave quickly, don't disturb our sensory world here."
"Can you feel it without touching the pot?"
"Just in case, what can you know as a child, go and play!" The uncle became angry from embarrassment.
"That's right, hurry up, hurry up."
"Let's go, don't disturb us."
The two of them couldn't explain anything, they were thrown out by a group of middle-aged and elderly people almost in embarrassment, Gu Weifeng's coat was splashed with mud spots, that was a unique embarrassment.
He has never been so shameless since he was reborn, it is simply intolerable!
Gu Weifeng was also really angry, he dragged Song Shiyu away, let them go to death, it would be better if they were cheated one by one.
"Angry?" Song Shiyu bent his eyes to look at him, "Is this worth being angry?"
Gu Weifeng gave him a look without saying a word, what do you think?
"Then get angry, I'll come tonight by myself." He didn't even know how to coax him, so he decided on his own.
But at twelve o'clock at night, the two of them still appeared at the corner outside the yard together.
Gu Weifeng still had a gloomy face, pulling Song Xiaosan to prevent him from showing off.
"Quiet, listen to my command."
Song Shiyu made an ok gesture.
Song Shiyu looked at the watch on his wrist, it was twelve o'clock, it was time for get out of class to end.
I saw a person coming out of the gate of the courtyard, it was the so-called big apprentice, why did he recognize him?It's strange that he couldn't recognize him in a white silk dress in the winter, and he looked so fluttering.
Immediately after that came out an old man in a black kung fu shirt with shiny edges, followed by three men in white clothes, and behind him were the students wrapped in big padded jackets who were seeing off. Disaster.
The black car that had been motionless next to him moved and stopped slowly in front of the old man. The disciples opened the door one by one and helped the man up one by one. They did not get into the car until the old man sat down firmly.
"Go back." At this time, the old man said lightly to the people outside the car window.
"The master goes first, the master goes first."
Then, the car drove away.
I saw the students at the gate of the courtyard watching the car disappear, stomping their feet and rubbing their hands one by one, probably freezing inside.
From the beginning to the end, the pomp and pomp was full, but Song Shiyu somehow felt that the car was crowded.
The two of them didn't expect that this kind of human transportation tool is quite advanced, and they would definitely not be able to keep up with their legs, so they had to give up.
"By the way, why don't we sleep and come here in the middle of the night?" Song Shiyu asked.
"Aren't you coming?"
"Um, well, I made a mistake."
Gu Weifeng had no complaints, "If you really want to find out their details, you can ask your disciples and grandchildren, can't you? I think you are full of curiosity and have nothing to do."
Song Shiyu had to admit that he was right.
It's cold outside, okay?
As soon as the two came back, Liu Erhua caught him again. Ms. Liu couldn't cook the sea cucumber brought by Gu Weifeng, so she asked him to ask for advice, so that tomorrow's meal must be high-end and upscale.In her words, you can't lose your share.
After soaking in sea cucumber, Liu Erhua took off her apron and said, "You guys do a good job, I have to go to class, wait for me to come back and check my work." After speaking, she took her cloth bag and went out.
"Mom, what are you doing?" Song Shiyu asked strangely.I haven't seen my mother in any class for the past two days.
"Master Yi's class is about to start, so your mother is going to attend the class." Papa Song said.
"Master Yi? What class? My mother started school?"
"Master Yi, you don't even know? Master Qigong is famous all over the country. My mother was able to go to the class or I grabbed the spot." Song Shifeng looked proud, "I have been in the queue for a long time, today is the first day, a session The class is 30 yuan."
"So expensive?" Now a worker only spends about [-] yuan a month, and one-third of the salary for this class goes into it, which is quite a lot of money.
"You can't grab it, and I made it through my relationship." Song Shifeng jumped down from the ladder, "Master Yi's qigong, fighting cattle across mountains is a piece of cake, and it can also cure hypertension, diabetes, cervical spondylosis, and lumbar spondylosis. Patients who have been paralyzed for many years can be cured after practicing badly! Anyway, it’s just too bad.”
"This is a fairy." Song Shiyu felt so amazing when he heard it, it was so weird.
"It's not like a god, it's almost like a god. You didn't look at those who cried and shouted to follow. The sea is gone. Master Yi has a very good heart. It's pitiful for them to have five classes a day, and they are still teaching at twelve o'clock in the evening. Everyone, what I insist on for our mother is the best prime time, otherwise I have to go to school in the middle of the night."
Song Shifeng pointed to the ceiling and said, "As for our second brother Sun upstairs, his father is on the shift at 10:30 in the evening until 12:30, and it's raining or not, the old man is very energetic."
"Crazy?"
"What are you talking about? Isn't it for strengthening your body? Our mother has high blood pressure, so she doesn't need to take medicine after practicing Qigong. How much harm does medicine do to the body? Qigong is beneficial and harmless."
"Really? Then I have to see and see." Song Shiyu's face suddenly darkened.He has no objection to practicing qigong to strengthen the body. In the past two years, he can always see people practicing qigong, but if they practice qigong and don't take medicine when they get sick, that's not the case.If qigong can really cure all diseases, why do hospitals need it?
The place where Master Yi started his class was not far from Cross Street, and it was the time for the class to start teaching. Looking through the window, there was a bright white bottom of the pot.
Yes, you read that right, it is the bottom of the pot.
I saw the room full of dozens of adults sitting quietly cross-legged, each with a large white aluminum pot on their head!
What kind of qigong is this?Song Shiyu was dumbfounded. He wondered why what he saw had to be moving his arms and kicking his legs.
The people in the room were engrossed in the practice, but those watching the excitement outside the room also looked very envious.
"If I also follow the master company, I will definitely practice better than them." The middle-aged man on the side said enviously.
"Then you have to pay the course fee for one semester first, three hundred, your old lady can eat you." An older woman next to her immediately pushed back.
"So, no life."
"Uncle, what kind of skills did they practice? Why are they still taking the blame?" Song Shiyu interrupted and asked.
"You don't know this? It's called an information pot. It can absorb the atmospheric field of the universe. If you practice well enough to achieve the induction between heaven and man, you will be healthy and all diseases will disappear." The middle-aged man said proudly.I don't know why he is so proud.
"This pot is not simple. It contains special substances from meteorites that fell from the sky. Wearing it is like connecting an antenna to the universe. It's not an ordinary iron pot." The woman added.
"Oh, really? How expensive is that? How much money can you buy?"
"You kid, look at how the Lingtou is so vulgar, why are you asking for money! This is provided by Master Yi for everyone to use for free. There are only 49 mouths in total, and there is no more!"
"That's why the master only accepts 49 students in each class, or do you think the master is so capable?"
"It seems that the master is quite generous?" Song Shiyu asked with a smile.
"Of course, he is benevolent, generous, and capable. I have seen the master heal a deaf man's ears. He can hear. Even the big hospitals in the capital city have not cured the disease. Our master Yi cured it! You Say it's not great!"
"Quiet!" At this moment, a middle-aged man with a red face suddenly walked out of the door, looking at them with dignity.Wearing a white exercise uniform, silky and thin, it makes him feel cold just looking at it.
Those who were praising Master just now quickly shut up and backed away with a smile.One of them tugged on Song Shiyu's sleeve to make him follow.
"what happened?"
"Shh!"
"We interrupted the master to perform his exercises."
Song Shiyu twitched the corners of his mouth and put a pot on his head to perform his skills?
"That's the big disciple of the master. He has learned half of the master's skills, but he is not good enough."
"It's not cold at all if you wear so little. Someone has touched it and your hands are warm."
Due to the angle, Song Shiyu didn't see the real face of Master Yi from the window, but only saw a woman who was dressed like this so-called big disciple beside him.From his radiant face, Song Shiyu felt that he could be sure that the food of this group was good.
The class was still talking about those mysterious and mysterious feelings. Song Shiyu, a college student, could hear the truth anyway. It seemed very reasonable, but after thinking about it, he didn't know where to start.The people inside were fascinated by what they heard, and they looked very devoted.
"Is this thing really useful?" He wondered how he looked at it.
"Of course it works. It's qigong, qigong! Young people nowadays don't know how to respect science at all, and the world is getting worse!" The middle-aged man seemed to be afraid of being infected by him, and kept away from him. Gu Weifeng was left alone.
"What did I say, so the world doesn't respect science?" He was speechless.
"Don't pay attention to them, it's all a trick to deceive people." Gu Weifeng, who accompanied him, denied it. This kind of scam can only be played in this era. People are generally not high enough to be fooled. Let him try after 20 years. try?
"How do you know?" Although Song Shiyu was suspicious, he never thought that this could be a pure scam. In his opinion, it was an exaggeration at most, at least a little bit of truth.
"You don't believe it?" Gu Weifeng raised his eyebrows.
"I need evidence." Any statement needs evidence to assist, otherwise it is empty talk, who can believe it!
He looked at Song Xiaosan, originally wanted to say something, but finally changed his words: "... Forget it, what do you care about so much, just let it be that Auntie likes to play, it's not a big deal."
"No." Song Shiyu is not the kind of person who can make do, "If you don't tell me, I will find it myself. This is not my mother's business alone. There are five classes a day, and there are 49 students in a class, which means nearly 200 people. How much money and how many people? It’s fine if it’s useless if you just practice, but what if something goes wrong if you don’t even take medicine? When they have enough money and run away, what about the rest of them?”
If you want to say that 300 yuan for a semester is more or less, the average family can afford it, but it is enough to drink a pot. Besides, there are many elderly people here. How much income do they have? How can they survive such a lie? ?
Gu Weifeng saw that he looked like he was going to make trouble, he had nothing to do with him, and was afraid that something would happen to him, so he said, "You are just a troublesome father."
"I want to speak out for justice."
"..."
The two muttered here, and the others who came to the class quit, "If you don't want to learn, you should leave quickly, don't disturb our sensory world here."
"Can you feel it without touching the pot?"
"Just in case, what can you know as a child, go and play!" The uncle became angry from embarrassment.
"That's right, hurry up, hurry up."
"Let's go, don't disturb us."
The two of them couldn't explain anything, they were thrown out by a group of middle-aged and elderly people almost in embarrassment, Gu Weifeng's coat was splashed with mud spots, that was a unique embarrassment.
He has never been so shameless since he was reborn, it is simply intolerable!
Gu Weifeng was also really angry, he dragged Song Shiyu away, let them go to death, it would be better if they were cheated one by one.
"Angry?" Song Shiyu bent his eyes to look at him, "Is this worth being angry?"
Gu Weifeng gave him a look without saying a word, what do you think?
"Then get angry, I'll come tonight by myself." He didn't even know how to coax him, so he decided on his own.
But at twelve o'clock at night, the two of them still appeared at the corner outside the yard together.
Gu Weifeng still had a gloomy face, pulling Song Xiaosan to prevent him from showing off.
"Quiet, listen to my command."
Song Shiyu made an ok gesture.
Song Shiyu looked at the watch on his wrist, it was twelve o'clock, it was time for get out of class to end.
I saw a person coming out of the gate of the courtyard, it was the so-called big apprentice, why did he recognize him?It's strange that he couldn't recognize him in a white silk dress in the winter, and he looked so fluttering.
Immediately after that came out an old man in a black kung fu shirt with shiny edges, followed by three men in white clothes, and behind him were the students wrapped in big padded jackets who were seeing off. Disaster.
The black car that had been motionless next to him moved and stopped slowly in front of the old man. The disciples opened the door one by one and helped the man up one by one. They did not get into the car until the old man sat down firmly.
"Go back." At this time, the old man said lightly to the people outside the car window.
"The master goes first, the master goes first."
Then, the car drove away.
I saw the students at the gate of the courtyard watching the car disappear, stomping their feet and rubbing their hands one by one, probably freezing inside.
From the beginning to the end, the pomp and pomp was full, but Song Shiyu somehow felt that the car was crowded.
The two of them didn't expect that this kind of human transportation tool is quite advanced, and they would definitely not be able to keep up with their legs, so they had to give up.
"By the way, why don't we sleep and come here in the middle of the night?" Song Shiyu asked.
"Aren't you coming?"
"Um, well, I made a mistake."
Gu Weifeng had no complaints, "If you really want to find out their details, you can ask your disciples and grandchildren, can't you? I think you are full of curiosity and have nothing to do."
Song Shiyu had to admit that he was right.
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