child prodigy at eighty

The origin of this incident is as follows: Several judges quickly judged the pros and cons of individual works, but when it came to group works, conflicts arose.

Song Shiyu and the others couldn't hear what the judges said, but they saw two very old men and women arguing.

After a while, I saw a staff member standing in the middle of the square with a microphone and said to the crowd outside the venue: "Dear enthusiastic comrades, do you want to participate in this event more closely? Let the group Race No.1 was produced from the hands of the broad masses of the people?"

"Us?" Everyone was discussing, this is to let them say who is the first?

The staff went on to say, "Now we have two works that are also favored by the judges, but No.1 can only be one, and the judges are reluctant to let which one ranks second. Now we hand over the right to be the first judge. for everyone."

As he spoke, he walked up to two works, one was the nave where the two collaborated, and the other was Song Shiyu's long scroll "Qinyuanchun, Snow".

"Whichever you like, put the dates in the bowl in front of that picture, and whoever has the most dates in the bowl will be the No. 1!"

This is really the first time in history.They can decide No.1, oops, just think about it and sweat from the body, this is a matter for cultural people, they can be judges even if they know all the big characters, how can they not be excited!

The melon-eating crowd was extremely excited, and those who were gearing up lined up to vote.

But some people were unwilling, "How can this work? They don't know calligraphy?" They were very unhappy. Letting the layman judge the expert, isn't it just a blind command.

"They don't know calligraphy, but there is another saying that the eyes of the masses are discerning. We believe that the masses can give the most fair judgment. How come you don't believe it?" the staff said with a smile.

The person who made the comment wanted to say something, but was dragged by his companion, who said: "We believe that the power of the masses is infinite."

What is this all about?Song Shiyu was speechless for a while.This kind of judgment is definitely not rigorous, but he also saw the dispute between the judges just now. It is obvious that no one can suppress anyone, and it is better for everyone to judge together than to stand deadlocked.If you want him to say that it is actually more interesting to let people who don't know how to do it as judges, when Bai Juyi wrote the essays and let his mother-in-law who can't read judge, what are they?Besides, their word level is just entertainment.

Moreover, it's hard to say who will be the first in the experts' evaluation, but the masses will judge, and they will be No. 1!

Don't look at what he said about teaching the students a lesson, but when it comes to the arena, he can't get over his own hurdles even if he is No. 1!Look at their preparations in advance, it is for No.1.

Sure enough, as he expected, there were more and more dates in front of their works, but there were only a dozen or so sparse ones in the bowl next to them...

"This is a trick! Cheating!" The opponent was about to die of anger, and yelled at Song Shiyu in disbelief.

"It's decided by the people, and there's nothing I can do about it." Song Shiyu put on an air of being good at taking advantage of it, which can drive people to death.

"If you have the ability, let's compare, don't talk about the people!"

"Competition for what? Aren't we competing? The results of the individual competition will be announced later, and the pros and cons will be revealed." Song Shiyu said in a good-tempered manner, anyway, No.1 will be in the bag immediately.

Then, not long after, the judges officially announced the results, and the group No.1 officially fell into the pocket of Song Shiyu's first team.

A judge invited from the province also said: "I am very happy to participate in this prosperous age. Our Shangyu City is not big, but I didn't expect that the literary spirit is not much lower than that of the province. There are many young people who are so young. It is very good, very good. Today I was optimistic about the work of this first team at the beginning. Some people may ask why? There are children's graffiti in it, and the other one is more mature than it , why didn’t you choose that one? Now I find that the general public has the same vision as mine, and I’m very relieved, as expected, the public’s eyes are discerning!”

"Of course, why did you choose this painting? Let's see," he pointed to the inscription and said, "This work was completed by 21 people. From the inscription, it can be seen that there are still immature hands. To be honest, it is not What, I still have to practice. But their works perfectly integrate the immature words, full of sense of design. This is not just a word, but more like a vivid painting. The design is complete and has rigorous aesthetics , You must know that the difficulty of cooperation between two people is not at the same level as that of 21 cooperation. I think their designer and organizer must be a wise man with a lot of world in his heart."

The members of the first team immediately looked at their little teacher Song. They were talking about our teacher Song!

Song Shiyu...

Can we directly announce the results...

The judge holding the microphone seemed to have heard his voice, or maybe he had finished expressing his feelings, and said directly: "Now I announce that No.1 in the team competition is the No.1 team!" After speaking, he burst out laughing.

"Did the No.1 team expect to win the first place?" The judges teased, and then No.2 and No.3 were announced at the same time.

Not much to say about the awards, the most important thing is the bonus, this is the group individual No. 1 each with a cash reward of 50 yuan!

All the students looked at the brand new five ten-yuan bills in his hand, they had a share in this military medal!

"How to divide the bonus?" Song Shiyu asked with a smile while holding up the money he just got, "Two yuan is more than enough for one person, and three yuan is not enough for one person. What should I do?"

"It's enough for us to pay two yuan each, and the rest is for the teacher." A sycophant flattered him, causing boos.

"Why? Can't bear it?" Song Shiyu raised his eyebrows.

"I am willing, of course the teacher is willing to work so hard, but we are afraid that the teacher will make things difficult. Isn't this blatantly taking advantage of the students?" You said in a cunning and roundabout way.

"Come on, you, I don't know your plan yet!" Song Shiyu smiled: "Add my 50 yuan, and each person will share three yuan, and the rest, go to Laichun Restaurant, I will treat you!"

"Wow!"

"Really?"

Twenty students, big and small, were stunned. Did they hear correctly, Laichun Restaurant, isn't that the restaurant that just opened this year?This is the first restaurant other than the state-run restaurant, and I heard that the food inside is always delicious!

"Did I tell a lie? Let's go." Song Shiyu laughed.

This group of people couldn't help jumping up and down with excitement, they were going to a big restaurant for dinner!His parents have never been there!

This meal made them show off for a long time, and it also strengthened their determination to write well.Write good words, have meat to eat.

Uh, Song Shiyu got two fucking feather dusters because of this meal, and the reason for the beating was: Huo Huo Qian!

Even if he specially packed the eight-treasure duck, fat sausage, and stewed elbow in the restaurant, he didn't escape the beating.

"You have never invited me to dinner." Gu Weifeng said half-truthfully, "This beating deserves it!"

I don't know why he felt uncomfortable when he saw a child getting too close to other peers, as if his treasure had been robbed.But in his heart, he felt that something was wrong, Song Xiaosan was not his, how could he feel exclusive?

He's a good friend, best friend.

"Are you still a good buddy? Are we still short of that meal?" Song Shiyu didn't know the contradiction in his heart at all, and sat down next to him swaggeringly, picked up the big white rabbit toffee on the table and stuffed one into his mouth: "To be serious with you, let my aunt come to you to manage the accounts, so that you can do other things."

"Aren't you teaching?" Gu Weifeng didn't feel that he didn't trust himself, he was just purely strange.A few days ago, they were still discussing to find someone to help, but they couldn't find a suitable person for a while.

"I was persuaded to quit by the school." Song Shiyu was full of anger when he mentioned this: "That shameless bastard went to my aunt's school to make trouble every day. The school couldn't stand it and persuaded my aunt to resign. My aunt had no choice but to resign in a fit of anger. If I had known earlier that he would dare to do such a thing, I would have lost his job in the first place!"

"Aren't you afraid of them coming here to make trouble?"

"They don't dare!" Song Xiaosan looked at him: "That's a family of cowards who bully the weak and fear the strong, and you don't need to deal with them. That is, I didn't know it at the beginning, or I couldn't let my aunt lose her job."

"Okay, leave this matter to me, your business is not my business." Gu Weifeng plucked his hair: "I treat you to something delicious tonight."

"What's delicious?"

"Someone sent a leg of lamb, and we'll roast it tonight."

"Mutton is mutton, I don't eat it." Song Shiyu never ate mutton, he thought it tasted too strong.

He hugged the child into his arms, squeezed the little fleshy skin on his body with all his hands: "You have a lot of things to do, don't worry, it's not bad, I guarantee you like it."

"Let's go, let's go!" Song Xiaosan pushed and pushed to get out, "I'm sweating all over my body!"

Gu Weifeng pressed the person tightly, with his hands up and down, kneading and pinching until finally he scratched it: "Don't let go!"

The two of them made a fuss in the yard, making the little brother who was tallying the goods next to him laugh so hard that the two of them looked like children at this moment.

In the evening, Gu Weifeng took the leg of lamb and was about to barbecue in the yard where Song Shiyu taught calligraphy. Today he does not have class, and the yard is empty.

"No, how can I go to class tomorrow with the smell of mutton all over my yard?" Song Xiaosan firmly disagreed.

"It'll be gone in a minute, I promise."

"That's not okay, you still eat alone? Don't be afraid of Brother Xiaojiang's heart." The Xiaojiang he was talking about was the tally clerk, and he was also his current janitor.

"Am I that kind of person? I'll keep it for him. He doesn't like to eat baked food. He cooks it in a pot by himself."

Xiaojiang...

I also like barbecue, okay?It's because you don't want to take me.

Song Xiaosan still disagreed, "I don't have anything there, so I can't bake it."

Gu Weifeng pointed to the pile of things under his feet, "It's all ready, just wait and eat!" Then he whispered in his ear: "My brother and I haven't had a good meal for a long time, just the two of us, watching TV, Eat barbecue."

Song Xiaosan thought about it, and the picture seemed quite beautiful. Generally, no one would watch TV when the students were not in class. Once the gate was closed, it was his own world. "Is there any wine?"

"You want to drink?" Gu Weifeng raised his voice suddenly.

"What? No way?" Song Shiyu stared.

"Okay!" What's wrong with my little friend if he wants a drink?He turned his head and went to the house to find the flower carvings brought from the south.This was originally for an old man Li, but he thought it was too soft and boring, so he drank a little and left it, which happened to be cheap for them at the moment.

Gu Weifeng carried the leg of lamb, the stove, the simple grill, and the charcoal basin and entered the door of the small calligraphy courtyard.

Song Xiaosan was carrying most of the bottle of wine without any effort on his part.

Then there was a lot of busy work, Gu Weifeng set up a shelf to make a fire and barbecue and even brought it to the TV to tune the channel. Song Xiaosan was eager to try the grill, but he was often sent aside to watch TV.

It's not that he really doesn't need help, it's that this guy is a waste in terms of hands-on, he might as well wait to eat.

Song Xiaosan was depressed, picked up the wine and began to drink by himself.While Gu Weifeng was grilling the meat, he was worried that he would drink too much, so he chattered with him, and when the meat was ready, he would hold it with his chopsticks and hand it to his mouth.

"Take two bites before drinking."

Song Shiyu sniffed it carefully, but he didn't smell any bad smell, and then groaned and choked on the meat, unexpectedly burning his tongue when he ate it so fast.A mouthful of fragrant meat was dedicated to the Lord of the Land.

"Slow down!" Gu Weifeng hurriedly found water for him.

"It hurts." Song Xiaosan stuck out her tongue pitifully and showed him the red mark on it.

Gu Weifeng blew to it naturally: "It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt anymore." After blowing, he felt something was wrong.

He looked suspiciously at the child who was still sticking out his little tongue, and saw that there were still tears in his eyes, and he was puffing and puffing carefully, how pitiful he looked.

No, isn't this guy drunk too much...

"Come and open your mouth, ah—" He put the meat to his mouth.

The child immediately opened his mouth obediently: "Ah—"

He must have drunk too much, so he didn't run away!Gu Weifeng couldn't laugh or cry, just want to drink?Did he drink three wine cups in total?

"Ah—" Xiao San looked at him suspiciously, and obediently opened his mouth to wait for the meat to be eaten.

"Yes, you are the master, eat it." He stuffed the meat into the mouth of Xiaoyan who wanted to eat.

Then the feeding project started, and he even fed the flowers, holding a piece of meat and shaking it from side to side so that he couldn't reach it, making people blink anxiously.

Gu Weifeng fell down laughing, Song Xiaosan'er was really funny when he was drunk!

He was happy for a while, but the next day the little guy sobered up and ignored him for half a month.He clearly remembered how Big Gu teased him!Don't talk to him anymore!