You are not a Chai Chai!

In the Reserve Corps of the Federal Empire, there are two embarrassing identities, one is a human animal trainer, and the other is a war horse regarded as a low-level animal by humans.

Every now and then, the beast trainers and war horses are always looked down upon by the non-commissioned officers in the military area. Even the most ordinary soldiers think that the two are tasteless. They are basically rice bugs in the army.

The animal trainer was very wronged. Back then, they had to go through one of a thousand selections to enter the reserve army. After passing the review round after round, they became the best in the animal trainer industry. Unexpectedly, after working for a few years, they found that they were confused. He is not as good as a third-rate animal trainer who tames evolved humans in a small workshop.At least they are recognized by the owner.

The younger generation of animal trainers have better self-healing ability, so it's better to be despised by others.The older ones are about to retire, with a lot of old bones, and a thankless job in the reserve army, but because they can't be ashamed of their age and those ignorant fools argue, the old people expressed that they can't wait to submit their retirement applications immediately.

The trouble with the well-known Federal Reserve Corps on Time Star is that they have extremely high requirements on the quality of personnel, and they cannot allow any vacancies for any position. Therefore, even though several elderly people have reached the retirement age, they have not waited to come to take over for him. young people.

It was hard to recruit one more than a year ago, and three old animal trainers who needed to retire competed for the retirement spot, and finally the oldest one won the opportunity.

This time, I heard that the reserve army has recruited two animal trainers in a row, and they are unprecedentedly young. They have just graduated from college, and some time ago they planned a war horse competition that caused a sensation in various military regions of Time Star.

The two animal trainers who finally saw the dawn of retirement were very excited:

"This is really a new thing, old Chen. No one has seen the two children, so the reputation came first."

"Talented people come out from generation to generation. I used to be afraid that we would be unemployed, but I found out that no one would be able to take our seat... Thanks to those two young people, otherwise, I would have to talk to the old man. Liu, you died of old age in this reserve army!"

The two old men cheerfully sat on a stool outside the office building and took a close look at everyone passing by in front of the building.

In the end, standing in front of them were three strangers...to be precise, a celebrity and two strange children, none of whom seemed suitable to be their juniors.

"Just send it here." The shorter child stopped and said to the man who was closely following him.

The man frowned, and looked at the two old men for a while, his gaze was so cold that it almost made the two old men who had seen all kinds of big scenes tremble.But the man lowered his head, and when he met the child, he smiled gently: "It's okay, I have a very good relationship with Uncle Xin, the kind that is fine when we are young, even if I come to visit the class in the future..."

The child frowned slightly: "But I don't want to do this, this is a military area, there is no danger at all."

The man glanced coldly at the two old men basking in the sun in front of the office building, and he spoke very gently: "Look, there are two strange old men sitting in front of this door. I'm afraid you will be targeted by strange people, and the military area may not They're all good people."

Beast trainers Lao Chen and Lao Liu looked at each other, and then noticed another young man behind the man and the child, who looked older than the child, but also immature, the young man smiled apologetically at them , their lips moved slightly, they read it for a long time before they understood, the young man said, this man's speech is so ugly, the two old people don't care.

"Tsk, Old Liu, I think we should go back today, the two new animal trainers may not be here for a while." Old Chen deliberately raised his voice, stood up and walked into the house.

Lao Liu instantly understood what the old man meant, and stood up from the stool to respond: "Indeed, young people nowadays are impetuous, irresponsible, and maybe they don't even have the ability to take care of themselves!"

The moment Lao Liu turned around, he saw the shy look of the child after a daze, and smiled secretly from the bottom of his heart.

The three who came seemed to be Zhong Yi, who was worried about hunting, and the two newly appointed animal trainers.

Zhong Yi was the first to notice Shoushou's mood swings, and he became defensive again, and said angrily at the backs of the two old men: "You have been animal trainers for so many years, how can you not even recognize the uniforms?" He took Shushou's hand, turned around and left, "We won't stay in this poor place anymore. There were so many officers present that day, and they favored you a lot. Are you still worried about not being able to find a job?"

This time, it was the two old animal trainers who panicked.

They ran to the child at the same time, one holding his arm, the other blocking the way, with shy old faces and bright smiles: "Little brother, don't get excited, we two old guys are just joking!"

"That's right, it's just a joke, we have to celebrate with rockets if you can come!"

Shoushou didn't even react to Zhong Yi's sullenness, let alone the "ingratiation" of the two old animal trainers.

Although he really didn't want to use this word, at this moment, his vocabulary was unprecedentedly poor, and it seemed that it was difficult to describe the actions of the two animal trainers other than flattery.

"Don't worry, old man, I've already signed an agreement with this military region and I won't break the contract." Shoushou still explained politely. Although he didn't smile, this promise excited the old animal trainers more than any smile.

Qin Yao also added a sentence in time: "Seniors, don't worry, Zhong Shou and I are not the kind of irresponsible brats."

He followed those two people all the way, was forced to eat dog food all the way, and finally calmed down, thanks to the two old animal trainers.

"Hmph," Zhong Yi still didn't buy into these two people's account, "You don't have to be polite to them, don't think I don't know, they want to retire, but there is no one to replace them, so they can only be exhausted. For them, You are the saviors of the world, and you should show more...an aura of compassion in your expressions."

Not to mention what Shushou was thinking, Qin Yao was speechless.

Nobles really deserve to be nobles, they can only think of self-importance, why can't they consider that they are still newcomers in the workplace who show their teeth and claws to the seniors who are about to retire, so it is no wonder that they should not offend the seniors they work with!

Of course, it is not unreasonable for Zhong Yi to teach the young master to do that. After all, no one in the entire military region dares to disrespect the young master, but he himself is different. He was born in a civilian area, and he is still a practical university. Inferior to others, won't they be pinched and rounded by others?

Shoushou tugged at Zhong Yi's clothes, smiled apologetically at the two old men, and said in a low voice, "Calm down."

Although Zhong Yi was born in a military academy, he is used to doing things in his own way, being free and undisciplined, doing things as he pleases without any scruples, and coupled with his involvement with Shou Shou, it is inevitable that he will forget himself.

He pursed his mouth: "I was wrong, boss, don't be angry."

In embarrassment, Shushou saw the curious wide eyes of the two old seniors, who looked like they were watching the excitement.

"I, I'm not angry, don't call me boss in front of outsiders!" That kind of strange gaze always makes people feel very embarrassed.

Zhong Yi laughed a few times, and was about to follow Shushou into the office building when he was blocked by Shushou.

"You don't have a pass yet, do you?" Kari waved the employee card in his hand.

Zhong Yi glanced at the identity verification device and smiled indifferently: "That thing can't stop me at all."

Then, Shoushou saw Zhong Yi quickly take out a long and thin stick. Before he could see the material clearly, the identity verification device made a few "cracking" sounds, and a light current jumped for five seconds. Finally, the identity verification device was declared scrapped with fine smoke.

The rest of the people, including Shoushou, stared dumbfounded at the identity verification device. The equipment in the military area survived under Zhong Yi's hands for less than 20 seconds? ? ?

The two old animal trainers looked at each other in dismay. It was the first time for them to see how quickly a team of armed forces arrived after seeing something strange in the office building.

"What happened?" Xin Chen, who happened to be nearby, arrived one step later. He didn't see the situation inside the building clearly. He asked the captain at the side, and subconsciously touched the gun at his waist with his right hand, "Someone invaded?"

The captain didn't even have time to wipe off the sweat on his forehead: "There is an abnormality in the identity verification device, it seems to be damaged, it should be an intruder..."

The two of them hadn't finished talking when they saw two people coming out of the building. A boy in the uniform of a beast trainer was pulling a tall man. The man had a wronged face: "I didn't do anything? It's their military equipment. It's time to change..."

"Shut up!" Karuki was really angry this time.

This was also the first time he had yelled at Zhong Yi in such a strong tone, and Zhong Yi also realized what was wrong, so he shut his mouth obediently.

Xin Chen's eyes moved, in time to cover up his momentary sluggishness.

"Brother Yi?"

The captain of the armed forces looked up at the young chief, then at the perpetrator, tsk, it turned out to be the young master of the Zhong family!He waved to the soldiers under him, "Okay, let's go."

Xin Chen took a few steps forward, took a look at the damaged equipment, and couldn't tell whether it was a joke or something else: "Brother Yi really... gave such a big gift when he came here."

Zhong Yi turned his head to look at his masterpiece, saw the expression on Shangshou's face again, and restrained himself a little: "14 seconds, I didn't say, your equipment should be updated, and those who can't survive 30 seconds in my hands are not called!" qualified."

Shoushou glared at him back, at that moment, Zhong Yi actually understood what Shoushou meant—you have reason!

He hurriedly laughed: "So, as compensation, I will pack the next batch of identity verification devices for your military region. The storage is accurate, efficient, safe and reliable!"

Xin Chen didn't care about this kind of thing. Seeing his friendship with Brother Yi for so many years, he even specially said a few good words for Brother Yi. After all, Shushou's face was really ugly.

After Xin Chen finished his business that day, he told Zhong Ji about this oolong.

Zhong Ji had a hunch that there would be something interesting to watch today, so he hurried back to the Zhong family's old house, and called his elder brother by the way.

"What's the matter, tell me, I'm bothered!" Zhong Yi hummed unceremoniously.

Zhong Ji didn't think it was a big deal and smiled: "Brother, you are really going too far. When you hit a wall at Shoushou, you started bullying your younger brother, tsk tsk!"

Zhong Yi was glad that it was just a voice call, and his younger brother couldn't see his embarrassment: "What do you think I should do? Shou Shou is very angry today."

"Isn't it difficult to solve a problem that can be solved by acting like a baby? Wait until I go back and teach you a few tricks!"

Zhong Yi thought suspiciously, I have never seen you and Xin Chen act like a baby, I have never seen a pig run away, and you can help others eat pork?

As soon as he got home, Shoushou went into the guest room again, and locked the windows and doors, even the curtains were drawn tightly. He sat quietly by the bed alone, thinking for a long time.

He just joined the job today, met new colleagues, talked with his seniors with a flat expression, and was in a hurry to get started with an unfamiliar job... These are not what he wants to think about now, and Tiantian is the only thing in his mind.

Tiantian is worried about him, and has always been. Every time he wants to come into contact with a new environment, Tiantian will always accompany him with anxiety, so it is Tiantian's concern and kindness to accompany him to join the job today.

Although he hopes that he can be alone as soon as possible, whether it is in his heart or on the surface, he will make people feel reliable.

Of course, Tiantian didn't intentionally damage the identity verification device. It's all because the equipment in the military area is too old and the defense factor is too low, and Tiantian later agreed to compensate...

He could figure out all these things, but it was the first time he said such serious words to that person, which was completely different from the petty fights he used to have. He didn't know how to break this state, so he could only hide in the house and pretend to be an ostrich.

If it was Tiantian, he would definitely knock on the door first, right?

He imagined many scenes of Zhong Yi knocking on the door, begging for mercy, and opening the door to greet him. As a result, there were only footsteps outside the door, not a knock on the door, and even hallucinations did not appear.

Shoushou lowered his head and lay curled up on the bed, feeling icy cold, so cold...

"Boom boom boom!"

Shushou jumped up from the bed at once, and then heard an unfamiliar voice outside the door: "Master, please check your package."

"Package?" Karako opened the door suspiciously, "Is it delivered by mistake? I didn't buy anything..."

The attendant outside the door said respectfully: "The recipient is the young master."

There was a big box on the trolley, and the items inside were at least home appliances. Looking at the movements of the attendants unloading the goods, it seemed that it was not light.

After the person left, Shoushou opened the box. Inside the box was a huge mailbox. The iron sheet was painted with red paint. When Shoushou touched it, he could still leave fingerprints, as if... the paint hadn't been painted for long.

By the way, does anyone still have a home mailbox?And it's such a huge mailbox...

He curiously opened the door of the mailbox, and a black figure inside rushed towards him, surprised but not panicked, and the unexpected calmness of Hunting when he was thrown down.

He stared blankly at the big, fluffy dog ​​lying on his body, and didn't notice whether his tone was surprise or joy: "Tiantian?"

Zhong Yi leaned over, licked Shoushou's cheek, and then pulled away slightly, looking at Shoushou with wet eyes, as if expressing grievances.

At a glance, Shoushou saw that there was a collar around Zhong Yi's neck, with the words on it - "Please check your cutie!"

Hunting: "..." What kind of novel play is this?

Seeing that Shoushou's reaction was not very violent, Zhong Yi became impatient, but it was too difficult to operate in Akita's form. He instantly turned back into a human being, begging for mercy in a hurry: "Shoushou, I know I was wrong. , don’t destroy public property again next time, please forgive me…”

Shoushou's eyes first fell on the collar on Zhong Yi's neck, and then all the way down, the firm chest that was very close to him, the firm abdomen that was close to him, and the lower head... His face suddenly turned red up.He pushed the man on top of him, "You, you go down first!"

Zhong Yi felt the sudden change in the atmosphere, and his face also became hot.

"Shoushou, you are blushing."

"Don't, don't say it!"

"When you are the most shy, it's not when you blush, but when your ears are red and transparent." Zhong Yi lowered his head maliciously, and licked the red tips of Shouhou's ears. The people under him trembled immediately, and his voice changed In a hurry: "Stop!"

Zhong Yi smiled: "Idiot, you should say, shut up." He laughed more wantonly, "Corrected your wording, so now I can do whatever I want with my hands."

Shushou's body trembled even more, even though he was so ashamed, he couldn't help wrapping his hands around the man's waist, tightly, with all his strength...

The author has something to say: To sum up, the small boss is Shoushou's knot in his pseudo-human identity, and the big boss is Shoushou's career as a pseudo-human. If the career is successful, the boss is defeated.For Zhong Yi, the boss has always been hunting, so in the end he failed to pass the level, and instead became the boss's younger brother, that is, his wife slave.

This article is the first full-length article after the short story written by the author Jun N a long time ago (strictly speaking, it is divided into categories, and the length can only be regarded as medium), but in fact this article is just an introduction, which is read by the author After having more Shiba Inu, I thought of an evolutionary human setting. The real focus will be in the next article "Interstellar No. [-] Money-making Tool". This article probably combines the author's preferred field, his own professional, and super cute character settings to describe , the rise of a business star.And this new business star is not just relying on the family, but also... his omnipotent old attack (haha, do you think the author wants to talk about his talents? In fact, he also has them, and they occupy a major position in the career line, but In the author's mind, these can be ignored compared with his old Gong).If nothing else, there are three interstellar danmei series planned by the author. In addition to "Chai Chai" and "Tools for Making Money" (Zhong Ji), there is also an important character who appears less frequently in this article, Gu Xiyuan ( "President He Has Terrorist Physique").

In this way, probably many readers will be able to understand. The author obviously did not explain some things clearly in this article, because the author does not simply want to write a sweet and greasy story of evolution, but to create A private interstellar background.

Finally, thank you for your support, and stay tuned.

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