You are not a Chai Chai!
Chapter 5
Fortunately, he is a purebred and will be used for breeding, so he should not be castrated in the laboratory.
But if what these researchers said is true... then what's the point of him entering this laboratory?
Obviously, he wanted to survive these few months and be a man again, but he didn't expect that if he couldn't be a man, he would change his career to become a stud... er no, a stud dog.
He has never even touched an evolutionary human, let alone the original beast form of an evolutionary human, so please spare him!
Stupid Chai next to him was still soundly asleep, completely unaware that his ultimate destiny was to sell semen at a high price.
Zhong Yi sighed softly, and was stunned for a while, feeling a slight movement beside him, finally Chai Chai woke up...
Shou Shou was dizzy when he woke up, probably because he had stayed in a safe place like the laboratory for a long time. He didn't have the slightest vigilance that a beast should have, so the researcher was talking about that level of noise at all. Don't wake him up.
He felt the warmth under his body, and before his eyelids were fully lifted, his paws felt a piece of softness. He shivered, lowered his head suddenly, and then met Zhong Yi's eyes.
Huh, it turned out to be Tiantian...
Shou Shou was half relieved, and was stunned again.
No, Tiantian usually dislikes him the most, why would she sleep next to him?
Karako's simple brain circuit went around twice, which is already the limit, and the only reason he can think of is... Tiantian wets the bed.
Zhong Yi noticed that Shoushou's eyes were gradually becoming clearer, maybe this stupid chai was finally shrewd for a while, but he didn't expect that stupid dog to say——
"Tiantian, did you wet your bed before you came here to rub it?"
Especially the stupid dog's expression, with the inconspicuous raised eyebrows and excited wide eyes, almost looking forward to it!
Zhong Yi knew that his forehead was covered with hairs and he couldn't see any bruises, but he couldn't help but shook his paws: "What did you say?"
"What's so embarrassing about it? When I was young, I accidentally urinated in my own bed, and the shit shoveler had to change it for me at most a day... Well, I couldn't count at that time, anyway, I changed many times a day The mat, you yell out of the cage for a while and they will come to change the mat for you..."
With an expression of "I understand everything, don't be shy", Shoushou insisted on misinterpreting Zhong Yi's intentional intimacy.
Although he wanted to be Zhong Yi's boss at the beginning, but after getting along for a long time, he could feel that he was lucky if the ugly cub didn't ride on his head, and he shouldn't be so overconfident to "send his death".
Zhong Yi really wanted to lift the hair on Shushou's neck like a chicken, and then asked him viciously how could he be so stupid.
He didn't raise his paw, and he was afraid that he wouldn't have ears to rub after frightening this stupid firewood, so he swallowed again abruptly.
He calmed down several times before he calmed down his voice: "I didn't pee... I peed where I shouldn't, just wanted to sleep next to you. It's winter outside now, so it's warm to sleep next to you."
Karai nodded seriously, but even if he slept together, he had nothing to lose. On the contrary, Tiantian was sleeping next to him, which made him feel a little proud-no matter how sloppy Tiantian was, after all, he was nothing more than a bird. Puppies, how can I have seen so many worlds?hey-hey!
Zhong Yi himself wore a dog's skin and got along with Shoushou for more than two months, and instantly understood what Shoushou was joking about.
The world is like this, when you become more beautiful, the whole world will be kind to you.
Zhong Yi thinks that he has big hoofs. At first he disliked Shoushou because he was ugly, but now he clings to Shoushou because he is cute and easy to masturbate. It is really appropriate to describe his feelings for Shoushou as fondling.
However, this is just the kind of love for pets.
Zhong Yi was entangled, should he leave with the evolutionary Shoushou, or with the Shiba Inu-like Shoushou?
If it looks like an evolved human, although it can turn back into a dog, the time spent masturbating will definitely be greatly reduced.
If it looks like a Shiba Inu, how can I endure the shedding period when there are only four or five days of hair loss every year?
Just thinking about Shoushou Mao, Zhong Yi sneezed.
"Ill?" Shoushou whispered, afraid that the excrement shovelers not far away would hear... Of course, he was not worried about Tiantian's illness, but just watched Tiantian hurriedly cover his mouth and shrink when he sneezed. The appearance of the volume, somewhat understood that Tiantian didn't want those shit shovelers to know.
Shou Shou's rare understanding made Zhong Yi feel a lot of emotion. He stretched out his fleshy paws and rubbed his nose twice: "It's okay, your hair fell out...you feel like a dandelion."
"What is a dandelion?" Karuki asked with his head tilted, blinking his eyes.
Zhong Yi paused, then stood on tiptoe and patted Shushou's head: "Sorry, I forgot that your IQ is not enough..."
Shushou suddenly became angry, and naturally he didn't see the doting affection in Zhong Yi's eyes, which even Zhong Yi himself didn't realize, let alone Shushou.
"Tell me, why do you shed hair so badly?" Zhong Yi seemed to be sighing, if he hadn't lost so much hair, he would be able to sleep lying next to Shushou without any restraint.
Although I still sleep next to the hunting dog now, there is always the danger of being blocked by dog hair in the nostrils and eventually suffocating to death. It is a bit exciting to think about it.
Still angry at Zhong Yi's insult to his IQ, Shoushou said angrily, "Doesn't my fur feel bad? So what if I lose the hair? If you collect it, don't you have a dog blanket?"
Shoushou's anger and rebuttals are all serious, because it is a late-maturing dog both in development and intellect, so it is also the most straightforward dog Zhong Yi has ever seen, the kind of pleasing to the eye that calls Zhong Yi straight for no reason .
He barked exaggeratedly: "Ah, why didn't I think of that? Shushou isn't such a stupid dog after all!"
No matter how fake Zhong Yi's expression was, this kind of exaggerated praise actually made Shushou happy for a long time.
Zhong Yi fell silent, feeling guilty, and made up his mind to treat Shushou well in the future.
He once shattered the last thought of taking Shushou with him, and then regained it because of Shushou's cuteness.
But the relationship between humans and evolved humans has never been equal. In the final analysis, evolved humans are not humans, but more like pets.Even if someone calls it their own partner, once they get tired of it, the result of the breakup of this originally unequal partnership is that the evolutionary person suffers all the injuries, or is displaced, or is killed by other unruly people.
"Shoushou, do you like those shit shovelers, or me?" Zhong Yi put on a shy face, and began to say what Shoushou said.
Without even thinking about it, Kari answered, "Of course it's you."
Zhong Yi smiled and didn't ask why.
Seeing that he was silent, Shou Shou explained without a word.
Of course he likes Zhong Yi more, after all the shit shovelers can't even say a word to him, even if they feed him delicious food, it's for the purpose of experimenting on him in the future.Maybe he had various emotions towards the excrement shoveler before, but now because of Zhong Yi's rational analysis, all the flames of emotion have been extinguished.
Shoushou is the kind of simple-minded stupid dog who only knows how to answer Zhong Yi's questions, but doesn't think deeply about why Zhong Yi asked such nonsensical things.
Shoushou felt that maybe it was because he said he liked Zhong Yi, so Zhong Yi was also kind to him a lot, so that in the first two months, there was still a trace of timidity in the boredom, and in the next two months, only being tossed by Zhong Yi was left. boredom and doubts about life.
Zhong Yi's ugly cub has grown up for four months, his face is still dark, but the pattern on his body has grown a little, but his ears are not standing up, so he looks uglier than before.
Shoushou is not a dog who looks at faces, and he really disliked Zhong Yi at first, but later Zhong Yi was so friendly and intimate to him, and he admitted that he liked Zhong Yi more, so he couldn't help but include Zhong Yi's ugly appearance more.
So much so that now, the first thing Shoushou saw Zhong Yi was not his appearance, but his expression.
"What's the matter?" Shoushou was thinking simply, but he wasn't stupid in the true sense. Zhong Yi's mood was very strange today.
Zhong Yi didn't expect that Shoushou could care about him, and his eyes softened immediately when he looked at Shoushou: "It's okay, we are going to participate in an exhibition tomorrow, you may be very hard."
"Exhibition?" Shoushou has always ignored world affairs, sleeps more, wakes up less, dazes more, eavesdrops on human speech less, and of course lacks more than a little bit of intelligence than Zhong Yi. "We both go, why should I work harder?"
Zhong Yi smiled at Shushou about this question, and when he arrived at the exhibition venue the next day, Shushou realized that - that bastard Tiantian, there was a special person holding him!
I am pitiful, being placed in a cage without a cover on the booth, for the human beings who are looking around... to admire, point, and even touch.
"Oh my god, there is a Shiba Inu here!" A tall man exclaimed and almost threw himself in front of Hunting, the joy in his eyes was about to overflow, "This color, this face shape, definitely does not contain any A purebred with a little bit of impurities!"
The woman accompanying the tall man was also very surprised: "It really is a purebred Shiba Inu. I don't think there will be another one on Shixing."
"It's more than just a time star?" The researcher of Laboratory 464 pretended to be casual, "We searched seven constellations with the professor, and only found a purebred female. Unfortunately, the female has sixteenth One's golden retriever blood."
"Which one is a female Shiba?" The tall man was still delighted, "If the two are mated, the resulting Shiba Inu will have only 32/[-] of the impurities, which is considered a very high purebred rate!"
The man's exclamation attracted many nearby tourists to stop. Shushou's appearance is very cute, and he looks very well-behaved, which is enough to achieve a return rate of 95%. People from Mi came after hearing the sound.
The booth of Evolution Lab No. 464 was immediately surrounded by three or five circles of people.
Professor Ding suppressed the excitement in his heart, and seemed to take a step forward calmly: "Although the impurity of 32/464 is considered very orthodox, we will not give up the search for purebred female firewood. If you have any news, welcome Call Evolution Lab [-], protecting endangered species is the responsibility of all of us dog lovers! …”
Professor Ding didn't say a few words of impassioned words, and someone noticed the tabby Akita that Professor Ding deliberately exposed to everyone's sight.
The five-month-old tabby Akita is not so easy to hold, and it is difficult for such a big one to be held tremblingly by Professor Ding, so it is difficult not to attract people's attention.
"Oh my god, is this... a tabby Akita's cub?"
"Is there a professional to analyze, is this a purebred?"
"Our family has raised Akita for three generations. Let me take a look..." A thin man raised his glasses, looked at it for a moment and said quickly, "It's really a purebred Akita! It's hard to find a purebred Akita these days. There are also purebred tabbies?" He was so excited that he leaned over tremblingly, "Is it a male dog? Our family has a purebred female dog, but we have never been able to find a purebred dog for mating. If you are a male dog... ..."
Professor Ding likes to see this kind of situation, he tried his best to pretend to be calm but still couldn't hide his joy: "It's a male dog, this gentleman may wish to leave his contact information, so that it will be convenient for him to grow up with your bitch in a year and a half mating."
The thin man happily left his address and number, and the onlookers sighed.
Their exhibition is called a dog show, and not many dog breeds will actually participate. Crossbreeds of the two dogs are rare, let alone purebred dogs.
On this day, they all remembered that there were two purebred dogs in the No. 464 evolution laboratory.
Some people are afraid that they have forgotten the laboratory code, so they write it down in their memo.Leaving aside whether he could find a purebred dog to provide information to No. 464 in the future, he said that one day he had a whim and wanted to see this purebred dog, so he could go directly to the laboratory for a visit.
There are only three purebred dogs in the entire exhibition hall, and there are two in 464 alone, which naturally attracted the attention of half of the visitors in the venue.
The tiger-striped Akita is too precious, and is protected by the researchers in turns. Only one Shiba Inu is allowed to be admired or manipulated by them on the booth.
Many people didn't even have the patience to stretch out their hands, first to touch their heads, then all the way down their backs, and boldly touch their stomachs...
At the beginning, when his stomach was touched, Shoushou would still show his teeth, as if you would not let go of your mouth, but after being touched a lot, his laziness came up again, and he didn't even bother to show any scary fangs .
Zhong Yi saw them one by one, staring at those people's hands, his eyes almost turned green.
But if what these researchers said is true... then what's the point of him entering this laboratory?
Obviously, he wanted to survive these few months and be a man again, but he didn't expect that if he couldn't be a man, he would change his career to become a stud... er no, a stud dog.
He has never even touched an evolutionary human, let alone the original beast form of an evolutionary human, so please spare him!
Stupid Chai next to him was still soundly asleep, completely unaware that his ultimate destiny was to sell semen at a high price.
Zhong Yi sighed softly, and was stunned for a while, feeling a slight movement beside him, finally Chai Chai woke up...
Shou Shou was dizzy when he woke up, probably because he had stayed in a safe place like the laboratory for a long time. He didn't have the slightest vigilance that a beast should have, so the researcher was talking about that level of noise at all. Don't wake him up.
He felt the warmth under his body, and before his eyelids were fully lifted, his paws felt a piece of softness. He shivered, lowered his head suddenly, and then met Zhong Yi's eyes.
Huh, it turned out to be Tiantian...
Shou Shou was half relieved, and was stunned again.
No, Tiantian usually dislikes him the most, why would she sleep next to him?
Karako's simple brain circuit went around twice, which is already the limit, and the only reason he can think of is... Tiantian wets the bed.
Zhong Yi noticed that Shoushou's eyes were gradually becoming clearer, maybe this stupid chai was finally shrewd for a while, but he didn't expect that stupid dog to say——
"Tiantian, did you wet your bed before you came here to rub it?"
Especially the stupid dog's expression, with the inconspicuous raised eyebrows and excited wide eyes, almost looking forward to it!
Zhong Yi knew that his forehead was covered with hairs and he couldn't see any bruises, but he couldn't help but shook his paws: "What did you say?"
"What's so embarrassing about it? When I was young, I accidentally urinated in my own bed, and the shit shoveler had to change it for me at most a day... Well, I couldn't count at that time, anyway, I changed many times a day The mat, you yell out of the cage for a while and they will come to change the mat for you..."
With an expression of "I understand everything, don't be shy", Shoushou insisted on misinterpreting Zhong Yi's intentional intimacy.
Although he wanted to be Zhong Yi's boss at the beginning, but after getting along for a long time, he could feel that he was lucky if the ugly cub didn't ride on his head, and he shouldn't be so overconfident to "send his death".
Zhong Yi really wanted to lift the hair on Shushou's neck like a chicken, and then asked him viciously how could he be so stupid.
He didn't raise his paw, and he was afraid that he wouldn't have ears to rub after frightening this stupid firewood, so he swallowed again abruptly.
He calmed down several times before he calmed down his voice: "I didn't pee... I peed where I shouldn't, just wanted to sleep next to you. It's winter outside now, so it's warm to sleep next to you."
Karai nodded seriously, but even if he slept together, he had nothing to lose. On the contrary, Tiantian was sleeping next to him, which made him feel a little proud-no matter how sloppy Tiantian was, after all, he was nothing more than a bird. Puppies, how can I have seen so many worlds?hey-hey!
Zhong Yi himself wore a dog's skin and got along with Shoushou for more than two months, and instantly understood what Shoushou was joking about.
The world is like this, when you become more beautiful, the whole world will be kind to you.
Zhong Yi thinks that he has big hoofs. At first he disliked Shoushou because he was ugly, but now he clings to Shoushou because he is cute and easy to masturbate. It is really appropriate to describe his feelings for Shoushou as fondling.
However, this is just the kind of love for pets.
Zhong Yi was entangled, should he leave with the evolutionary Shoushou, or with the Shiba Inu-like Shoushou?
If it looks like an evolved human, although it can turn back into a dog, the time spent masturbating will definitely be greatly reduced.
If it looks like a Shiba Inu, how can I endure the shedding period when there are only four or five days of hair loss every year?
Just thinking about Shoushou Mao, Zhong Yi sneezed.
"Ill?" Shoushou whispered, afraid that the excrement shovelers not far away would hear... Of course, he was not worried about Tiantian's illness, but just watched Tiantian hurriedly cover his mouth and shrink when he sneezed. The appearance of the volume, somewhat understood that Tiantian didn't want those shit shovelers to know.
Shou Shou's rare understanding made Zhong Yi feel a lot of emotion. He stretched out his fleshy paws and rubbed his nose twice: "It's okay, your hair fell out...you feel like a dandelion."
"What is a dandelion?" Karuki asked with his head tilted, blinking his eyes.
Zhong Yi paused, then stood on tiptoe and patted Shushou's head: "Sorry, I forgot that your IQ is not enough..."
Shushou suddenly became angry, and naturally he didn't see the doting affection in Zhong Yi's eyes, which even Zhong Yi himself didn't realize, let alone Shushou.
"Tell me, why do you shed hair so badly?" Zhong Yi seemed to be sighing, if he hadn't lost so much hair, he would be able to sleep lying next to Shushou without any restraint.
Although I still sleep next to the hunting dog now, there is always the danger of being blocked by dog hair in the nostrils and eventually suffocating to death. It is a bit exciting to think about it.
Still angry at Zhong Yi's insult to his IQ, Shoushou said angrily, "Doesn't my fur feel bad? So what if I lose the hair? If you collect it, don't you have a dog blanket?"
Shoushou's anger and rebuttals are all serious, because it is a late-maturing dog both in development and intellect, so it is also the most straightforward dog Zhong Yi has ever seen, the kind of pleasing to the eye that calls Zhong Yi straight for no reason .
He barked exaggeratedly: "Ah, why didn't I think of that? Shushou isn't such a stupid dog after all!"
No matter how fake Zhong Yi's expression was, this kind of exaggerated praise actually made Shushou happy for a long time.
Zhong Yi fell silent, feeling guilty, and made up his mind to treat Shushou well in the future.
He once shattered the last thought of taking Shushou with him, and then regained it because of Shushou's cuteness.
But the relationship between humans and evolved humans has never been equal. In the final analysis, evolved humans are not humans, but more like pets.Even if someone calls it their own partner, once they get tired of it, the result of the breakup of this originally unequal partnership is that the evolutionary person suffers all the injuries, or is displaced, or is killed by other unruly people.
"Shoushou, do you like those shit shovelers, or me?" Zhong Yi put on a shy face, and began to say what Shoushou said.
Without even thinking about it, Kari answered, "Of course it's you."
Zhong Yi smiled and didn't ask why.
Seeing that he was silent, Shou Shou explained without a word.
Of course he likes Zhong Yi more, after all the shit shovelers can't even say a word to him, even if they feed him delicious food, it's for the purpose of experimenting on him in the future.Maybe he had various emotions towards the excrement shoveler before, but now because of Zhong Yi's rational analysis, all the flames of emotion have been extinguished.
Shoushou is the kind of simple-minded stupid dog who only knows how to answer Zhong Yi's questions, but doesn't think deeply about why Zhong Yi asked such nonsensical things.
Shoushou felt that maybe it was because he said he liked Zhong Yi, so Zhong Yi was also kind to him a lot, so that in the first two months, there was still a trace of timidity in the boredom, and in the next two months, only being tossed by Zhong Yi was left. boredom and doubts about life.
Zhong Yi's ugly cub has grown up for four months, his face is still dark, but the pattern on his body has grown a little, but his ears are not standing up, so he looks uglier than before.
Shoushou is not a dog who looks at faces, and he really disliked Zhong Yi at first, but later Zhong Yi was so friendly and intimate to him, and he admitted that he liked Zhong Yi more, so he couldn't help but include Zhong Yi's ugly appearance more.
So much so that now, the first thing Shoushou saw Zhong Yi was not his appearance, but his expression.
"What's the matter?" Shoushou was thinking simply, but he wasn't stupid in the true sense. Zhong Yi's mood was very strange today.
Zhong Yi didn't expect that Shoushou could care about him, and his eyes softened immediately when he looked at Shoushou: "It's okay, we are going to participate in an exhibition tomorrow, you may be very hard."
"Exhibition?" Shoushou has always ignored world affairs, sleeps more, wakes up less, dazes more, eavesdrops on human speech less, and of course lacks more than a little bit of intelligence than Zhong Yi. "We both go, why should I work harder?"
Zhong Yi smiled at Shushou about this question, and when he arrived at the exhibition venue the next day, Shushou realized that - that bastard Tiantian, there was a special person holding him!
I am pitiful, being placed in a cage without a cover on the booth, for the human beings who are looking around... to admire, point, and even touch.
"Oh my god, there is a Shiba Inu here!" A tall man exclaimed and almost threw himself in front of Hunting, the joy in his eyes was about to overflow, "This color, this face shape, definitely does not contain any A purebred with a little bit of impurities!"
The woman accompanying the tall man was also very surprised: "It really is a purebred Shiba Inu. I don't think there will be another one on Shixing."
"It's more than just a time star?" The researcher of Laboratory 464 pretended to be casual, "We searched seven constellations with the professor, and only found a purebred female. Unfortunately, the female has sixteenth One's golden retriever blood."
"Which one is a female Shiba?" The tall man was still delighted, "If the two are mated, the resulting Shiba Inu will have only 32/[-] of the impurities, which is considered a very high purebred rate!"
The man's exclamation attracted many nearby tourists to stop. Shushou's appearance is very cute, and he looks very well-behaved, which is enough to achieve a return rate of 95%. People from Mi came after hearing the sound.
The booth of Evolution Lab No. 464 was immediately surrounded by three or five circles of people.
Professor Ding suppressed the excitement in his heart, and seemed to take a step forward calmly: "Although the impurity of 32/464 is considered very orthodox, we will not give up the search for purebred female firewood. If you have any news, welcome Call Evolution Lab [-], protecting endangered species is the responsibility of all of us dog lovers! …”
Professor Ding didn't say a few words of impassioned words, and someone noticed the tabby Akita that Professor Ding deliberately exposed to everyone's sight.
The five-month-old tabby Akita is not so easy to hold, and it is difficult for such a big one to be held tremblingly by Professor Ding, so it is difficult not to attract people's attention.
"Oh my god, is this... a tabby Akita's cub?"
"Is there a professional to analyze, is this a purebred?"
"Our family has raised Akita for three generations. Let me take a look..." A thin man raised his glasses, looked at it for a moment and said quickly, "It's really a purebred Akita! It's hard to find a purebred Akita these days. There are also purebred tabbies?" He was so excited that he leaned over tremblingly, "Is it a male dog? Our family has a purebred female dog, but we have never been able to find a purebred dog for mating. If you are a male dog... ..."
Professor Ding likes to see this kind of situation, he tried his best to pretend to be calm but still couldn't hide his joy: "It's a male dog, this gentleman may wish to leave his contact information, so that it will be convenient for him to grow up with your bitch in a year and a half mating."
The thin man happily left his address and number, and the onlookers sighed.
Their exhibition is called a dog show, and not many dog breeds will actually participate. Crossbreeds of the two dogs are rare, let alone purebred dogs.
On this day, they all remembered that there were two purebred dogs in the No. 464 evolution laboratory.
Some people are afraid that they have forgotten the laboratory code, so they write it down in their memo.Leaving aside whether he could find a purebred dog to provide information to No. 464 in the future, he said that one day he had a whim and wanted to see this purebred dog, so he could go directly to the laboratory for a visit.
There are only three purebred dogs in the entire exhibition hall, and there are two in 464 alone, which naturally attracted the attention of half of the visitors in the venue.
The tiger-striped Akita is too precious, and is protected by the researchers in turns. Only one Shiba Inu is allowed to be admired or manipulated by them on the booth.
Many people didn't even have the patience to stretch out their hands, first to touch their heads, then all the way down their backs, and boldly touch their stomachs...
At the beginning, when his stomach was touched, Shoushou would still show his teeth, as if you would not let go of your mouth, but after being touched a lot, his laziness came up again, and he didn't even bother to show any scary fangs .
Zhong Yi saw them one by one, staring at those people's hands, his eyes almost turned green.
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