You are not a Chai Chai!
Chapter 3
Shoushou thought he was hallucinating, there was no one in the whole laboratory who would do such a thing, and he dared to open his mouth when those excrement shovelers dared to reach out.
He didn't react in a daze, but made several researchers happy, and said that Brother Shiba Inu loved Brother Akita so much that he could even bear the humiliation of being spanked.
Of course, Shoushou couldn't bear it, but the ugly cub in front slapped his buttocks and ran away. He ran so fast that even the researcher who was holding the cub on the leash started running. Shoushou chased after him for a long time. Did not catch up.Just returned to the laboratory, and it happened to be meal time, and the dog was very depressed after eating dinner with a grunt.
"Find fault or seek death?"
Zhong Yi ate the not-so-tasty dog food stuffed with his head, which was mixed with strange-tasting pills, and on top of his head was a funny Shiba Inu that wasn't vicious or weak.
"You still want to fight with me if you're not full?" Zhong Yi chewed his mouthful of dog food, which tasted like crunchy beef, accompanied by the cracking sound of pills being bitten from time to time, as if his food had been mixed with plastic.
Sheshou looked back at his food bowl, the dog food he just added had only gone to the top, and he really didn't have much appetite at night.
"Who asked you to pat my noble ass?"
After jokingly glanced at the look of Shoushou whose momentum was too weak to be ignored, Zhong Yi did not answer the question directly, but glanced at the remaining researcher in the room seriously: "Shoushou, you know that we are favored by them." Is it because of good food and drink?”
Shoushou was taken aback by Zhong Yi's question: "This kind of thing..."
"Just call me big brother and I'll tell you." Zhong Yi snorted, his expression on the face of a tiger-spotted Akita cub, not to mention how funny it was.
What Shou Shou saw on the other side was not funny, but frightened.
Oh my god, this ugly, gutsy boy actually wants to usurp his position as the boss!
Shou Shou turned his face away with backbone: "I don't want to know anything!" In other words, you have a good idea!
Zhong Yi didn't talk to him, just stared at him steadfastly, his dark eyes staring at Shoushou's back with sweat.
Looking at it, Zhong Yi suddenly smiled: "It's just a matter of you saying "Brother" in exchange for a message for me. If you like me, I will. Since you are not willing, then I will go out and be a brave and agile hunting dog." , Whether you live or die in the laboratory has nothing to do with me."
Shoushou didn't have Zhong Yi's scheming, and he was immediately attracted by hunting wild dogs and the theory of life and death.
"Why are you still alive? Are they going to fatten me up and make me a stew?"
"You should know what this laboratory does, right?"
Kari wants to answer, support me.
He could really think that way before, but now that there is another dog, he can no longer deceive himself like that.
Zhong Yi pretended to be indifferent: "This is the evolution laboratory, where animals are transformed into humans."
Sure enough, the more casual he was, the more curious he became.
"I don't want to evolve into a human. There are so many humans in the Blue Star Territory. Not one more dies than one more." Shou Shou somewhat dislikes the identity of a human, "I am a purebred Shiba Inu, an ultra-rare breed. There shouldn't be a few purebred dogs similar to me in Star Domain, right?"
These are the extinction problems that Shoushou has been obsessed with in the laboratory, and it is also the first time Zhong Yi has noticed these days.
From a dog's point of view, what Shou Shou said is not unreasonable, and it is inevitable that Zhong Yi used human IQ to fool him.
"You can't say that, you are indeed a purebred, and you are very rare, but the rarer the thing, the faster it will become extinct." Zhong Yi smiled while waiting for the questioning look in the hunting eyes, "Because it is rare, so You will become the target of the people in the Blue Star Region, and the war will bring casualties. If your rare identity is exposed... it will inevitably lead to war, and the survival of this laboratory is also a problem."
What Zhong Yi said was so true that the more Shou Shou listened to it, the more frightened he became, and he almost surrendered: "Is it enough to call you big brother?"
Zhong Yi almost forgot that he was still an ugly puppy now, and wanted to cover his face and smile for a while, but when he raised his paw, he stopped: "Cough, of course I don't mind if you bark more..."
"Big brother!"
The voice of Shoushou was high-pitched and the decibels were not low, which caused the researcher who entered the house to fetch things to look sideways. After observing for a long time to confirm that the two dogs did not fight, he left in peace.
"In the future, whisper something, let them find out that the puppies have become spirits, and it will be difficult for us to do anything in the future." Zhong Yi reminded seriously, but Shoushou was so stupid that he definitely didn't have the heart to remember such things. thing.
Shushou answered vaguely a few times, and hurriedly asked about the humiliating result of his "big brother".
Zhong Yi said leisurely: "Of course the people in the laboratory want to make money to eat, but they let us eat and drink for free. Do you think their money is all from the sky? Or do you think they will support us like this for the rest of their lives? Until we're old as dead dogs?"
Hunting bit the food bowl: "But I am a rare species."
Isn't this enough to be the reason for being supported?
Zhong Yi said: "Me too. The reason why we are rare is that after many dogs are transformed into humans, they are either sterilized or mixed with genes from other races. This is a problem that is easy to solve, but when someone realizes At that time, almost all dogs that can be found will be of these two types, and purebreds will naturally become rare."
Shoushou tilted his head and thought for a long time, and carefully understood Zhong Yi's words twice, but still didn't understand: "Then we are still a rare species? The kind that should be protected and eat and drink for free?"
There is nothing wrong with this logic!
"You dog is so stupid. It has been said that this is an evolution laboratory. Our ultimate destination is to be transformed into humans after we grow up to a certain age. People call us evolution humans, but in fact they are still pets with special marks of evolution humans. Now it is indeed being offered food and drink, and once it evolves into a human being, it will be a slave of human beings!"
Zhong Yi also really admires Shoushou's brain circuit. No matter what he says to him, that guy can always relate to the fact that he is a rare species. If Shoushou is asked to write essays, there must be 750 out of [-] characters The words are pointing out the theme.
As soon as the words are said, the whole dog of Shoushou is not well.
To be precise, he was trembling with fright.
"No, no, I'm the most honorable boss in this laboratory..."
"..." Well, this is a stupid ugly princess with a second grade in middle school, and the identification is complete.
Zhong Yi thought, when he leaves, he must go quietly, so that he will not be dragged to death with this dog?
"Human beings are too weird, right?" Shoushou finally let himself accept the fact, and began to feel aggrieved again, "Why do you have to go through all the trouble to make pets evolve into humans when you can be with humans of the same race?"
The reason for this, how does Zhong Yi know.
There are only a few sentences recorded sporadically in the history books. Moyue, some people have this preference, and even enjoy the feeling of superiority, or they like the extra pair of animal ears and dexterous ears after their pets become humans. Beast tails and the like, of course, are more about promoting the conquest of nature by humans.
"There are so many people in the Blue Star Field, and each of them has an idea, how can I explain it clearly?"
It was rare for Zhong Yi to answer a word seriously, but Shou Shou felt that the pretentiousness in this dog's words had exceeded the standard.
Hmph, this pup is only over a month old, what are you dragging!
Shou Shou had a leisurely life in the laboratory, and Zhong Yi looked at the stupid wood that was content with the status quo, and could only hate iron for not being steel.
Although he told Zhu Chai very clearly that it would be better to leave the laboratory in the future, but Chai Chai made it clear that Zhong Yi did not want to leave, whether it was in words, deeds or from the bottom of his heart.
Zhong Yi only hesitated for a while before he calmed down. Wouldn't it be more convenient and safer to leave by himself?
In other words, he didn't need to spend time on this stupid dog.
For Shoushou, life is as comfortable as ever, but for Yu Zhongyi, it is a rare tranquility.
I have nothing to do all day long, waiting for the researcher to bring me meals and take me out for a walk, and I feel the stubborn character of Zhuchai speechlessly by the way—I will never go out if I don’t want to go out, and if I don’t want to go, even if I am strangled by the researcher , Buttocks sat on the ground and dragged out a mud mark and refused to leave.
Zhong Yi fell silent again, and the faint thought of taking the stupid firewood away with him was also shattered.
Such a troublesome and stubborn stupid dog, there is really no need for him to bring him along.
Zhong Yi has been an obedient dog in the laboratory for nearly a month. He not only has to play the role of a smart fool, but also fully demonstrates the curiosity of a puppy, such as... deliberately approaching the side of the fence while walking, Pretending to be ignorant, he tilted his head and looked outside the fence. In fact, he was observing his own escape route a few months later.
The researcher just took it as a novelty for the puppy and didn't care.
But Shoushou blocked Zhong Yi's head from approaching the fence with his paw: "It's dangerous over there, don't touch it!"
Zhong Yi didn't expect that Chai Chai would worry about this for himself, even though the sharp barking sound attracted the attention of many nearby researchers, Zhong Yi was not annoyed at all for the first time.
Tsk, it seems that Chai Chai is so focused on his own sake...
I only heard Shoushou whispering again: "I was electrocuted to death, who will talk to me in the future..."
The corner of Zhong Yi's mouth twitched.
Well, I know that Chai Chai is not that kind.
This ulterior motive of Karako made several researchers overjoyed, and happily discussed whether the pills given to Shiba Inu for several months had finally worked.
Shoushou didn't care about such trivial matters, Zhong Yi, who had always been "unfaithful", pricked up his ears and listened carefully. Shoushou had already developed his spiritual wisdom, but it was just that he was suffering from being alone and had no chance to show himself. Now he is because of himself. It's exposed a bit, is this the legendary... owed to the dog?
Well, he tried to return it before he left the lab.
The so-called short-handedness of others, Shushou has nothing worthy of Zhong Yi's possession, but in Zhong Yi's principle, human favors cannot be owed, let alone dog love.
Because of this, he was a lot more polite to hunting.
Especially... when Kara began to shed hair.
That hair is really scary flying all over the sky!
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It is updated at 6:00 every morning, and the rest of the time is for editing, thank you for your support~~~
He didn't react in a daze, but made several researchers happy, and said that Brother Shiba Inu loved Brother Akita so much that he could even bear the humiliation of being spanked.
Of course, Shoushou couldn't bear it, but the ugly cub in front slapped his buttocks and ran away. He ran so fast that even the researcher who was holding the cub on the leash started running. Shoushou chased after him for a long time. Did not catch up.Just returned to the laboratory, and it happened to be meal time, and the dog was very depressed after eating dinner with a grunt.
"Find fault or seek death?"
Zhong Yi ate the not-so-tasty dog food stuffed with his head, which was mixed with strange-tasting pills, and on top of his head was a funny Shiba Inu that wasn't vicious or weak.
"You still want to fight with me if you're not full?" Zhong Yi chewed his mouthful of dog food, which tasted like crunchy beef, accompanied by the cracking sound of pills being bitten from time to time, as if his food had been mixed with plastic.
Sheshou looked back at his food bowl, the dog food he just added had only gone to the top, and he really didn't have much appetite at night.
"Who asked you to pat my noble ass?"
After jokingly glanced at the look of Shoushou whose momentum was too weak to be ignored, Zhong Yi did not answer the question directly, but glanced at the remaining researcher in the room seriously: "Shoushou, you know that we are favored by them." Is it because of good food and drink?”
Shoushou was taken aback by Zhong Yi's question: "This kind of thing..."
"Just call me big brother and I'll tell you." Zhong Yi snorted, his expression on the face of a tiger-spotted Akita cub, not to mention how funny it was.
What Shou Shou saw on the other side was not funny, but frightened.
Oh my god, this ugly, gutsy boy actually wants to usurp his position as the boss!
Shou Shou turned his face away with backbone: "I don't want to know anything!" In other words, you have a good idea!
Zhong Yi didn't talk to him, just stared at him steadfastly, his dark eyes staring at Shoushou's back with sweat.
Looking at it, Zhong Yi suddenly smiled: "It's just a matter of you saying "Brother" in exchange for a message for me. If you like me, I will. Since you are not willing, then I will go out and be a brave and agile hunting dog." , Whether you live or die in the laboratory has nothing to do with me."
Shoushou didn't have Zhong Yi's scheming, and he was immediately attracted by hunting wild dogs and the theory of life and death.
"Why are you still alive? Are they going to fatten me up and make me a stew?"
"You should know what this laboratory does, right?"
Kari wants to answer, support me.
He could really think that way before, but now that there is another dog, he can no longer deceive himself like that.
Zhong Yi pretended to be indifferent: "This is the evolution laboratory, where animals are transformed into humans."
Sure enough, the more casual he was, the more curious he became.
"I don't want to evolve into a human. There are so many humans in the Blue Star Territory. Not one more dies than one more." Shou Shou somewhat dislikes the identity of a human, "I am a purebred Shiba Inu, an ultra-rare breed. There shouldn't be a few purebred dogs similar to me in Star Domain, right?"
These are the extinction problems that Shoushou has been obsessed with in the laboratory, and it is also the first time Zhong Yi has noticed these days.
From a dog's point of view, what Shou Shou said is not unreasonable, and it is inevitable that Zhong Yi used human IQ to fool him.
"You can't say that, you are indeed a purebred, and you are very rare, but the rarer the thing, the faster it will become extinct." Zhong Yi smiled while waiting for the questioning look in the hunting eyes, "Because it is rare, so You will become the target of the people in the Blue Star Region, and the war will bring casualties. If your rare identity is exposed... it will inevitably lead to war, and the survival of this laboratory is also a problem."
What Zhong Yi said was so true that the more Shou Shou listened to it, the more frightened he became, and he almost surrendered: "Is it enough to call you big brother?"
Zhong Yi almost forgot that he was still an ugly puppy now, and wanted to cover his face and smile for a while, but when he raised his paw, he stopped: "Cough, of course I don't mind if you bark more..."
"Big brother!"
The voice of Shoushou was high-pitched and the decibels were not low, which caused the researcher who entered the house to fetch things to look sideways. After observing for a long time to confirm that the two dogs did not fight, he left in peace.
"In the future, whisper something, let them find out that the puppies have become spirits, and it will be difficult for us to do anything in the future." Zhong Yi reminded seriously, but Shoushou was so stupid that he definitely didn't have the heart to remember such things. thing.
Shushou answered vaguely a few times, and hurriedly asked about the humiliating result of his "big brother".
Zhong Yi said leisurely: "Of course the people in the laboratory want to make money to eat, but they let us eat and drink for free. Do you think their money is all from the sky? Or do you think they will support us like this for the rest of their lives? Until we're old as dead dogs?"
Hunting bit the food bowl: "But I am a rare species."
Isn't this enough to be the reason for being supported?
Zhong Yi said: "Me too. The reason why we are rare is that after many dogs are transformed into humans, they are either sterilized or mixed with genes from other races. This is a problem that is easy to solve, but when someone realizes At that time, almost all dogs that can be found will be of these two types, and purebreds will naturally become rare."
Shoushou tilted his head and thought for a long time, and carefully understood Zhong Yi's words twice, but still didn't understand: "Then we are still a rare species? The kind that should be protected and eat and drink for free?"
There is nothing wrong with this logic!
"You dog is so stupid. It has been said that this is an evolution laboratory. Our ultimate destination is to be transformed into humans after we grow up to a certain age. People call us evolution humans, but in fact they are still pets with special marks of evolution humans. Now it is indeed being offered food and drink, and once it evolves into a human being, it will be a slave of human beings!"
Zhong Yi also really admires Shoushou's brain circuit. No matter what he says to him, that guy can always relate to the fact that he is a rare species. If Shoushou is asked to write essays, there must be 750 out of [-] characters The words are pointing out the theme.
As soon as the words are said, the whole dog of Shoushou is not well.
To be precise, he was trembling with fright.
"No, no, I'm the most honorable boss in this laboratory..."
"..." Well, this is a stupid ugly princess with a second grade in middle school, and the identification is complete.
Zhong Yi thought, when he leaves, he must go quietly, so that he will not be dragged to death with this dog?
"Human beings are too weird, right?" Shoushou finally let himself accept the fact, and began to feel aggrieved again, "Why do you have to go through all the trouble to make pets evolve into humans when you can be with humans of the same race?"
The reason for this, how does Zhong Yi know.
There are only a few sentences recorded sporadically in the history books. Moyue, some people have this preference, and even enjoy the feeling of superiority, or they like the extra pair of animal ears and dexterous ears after their pets become humans. Beast tails and the like, of course, are more about promoting the conquest of nature by humans.
"There are so many people in the Blue Star Field, and each of them has an idea, how can I explain it clearly?"
It was rare for Zhong Yi to answer a word seriously, but Shou Shou felt that the pretentiousness in this dog's words had exceeded the standard.
Hmph, this pup is only over a month old, what are you dragging!
Shou Shou had a leisurely life in the laboratory, and Zhong Yi looked at the stupid wood that was content with the status quo, and could only hate iron for not being steel.
Although he told Zhu Chai very clearly that it would be better to leave the laboratory in the future, but Chai Chai made it clear that Zhong Yi did not want to leave, whether it was in words, deeds or from the bottom of his heart.
Zhong Yi only hesitated for a while before he calmed down. Wouldn't it be more convenient and safer to leave by himself?
In other words, he didn't need to spend time on this stupid dog.
For Shoushou, life is as comfortable as ever, but for Yu Zhongyi, it is a rare tranquility.
I have nothing to do all day long, waiting for the researcher to bring me meals and take me out for a walk, and I feel the stubborn character of Zhuchai speechlessly by the way—I will never go out if I don’t want to go out, and if I don’t want to go, even if I am strangled by the researcher , Buttocks sat on the ground and dragged out a mud mark and refused to leave.
Zhong Yi fell silent again, and the faint thought of taking the stupid firewood away with him was also shattered.
Such a troublesome and stubborn stupid dog, there is really no need for him to bring him along.
Zhong Yi has been an obedient dog in the laboratory for nearly a month. He not only has to play the role of a smart fool, but also fully demonstrates the curiosity of a puppy, such as... deliberately approaching the side of the fence while walking, Pretending to be ignorant, he tilted his head and looked outside the fence. In fact, he was observing his own escape route a few months later.
The researcher just took it as a novelty for the puppy and didn't care.
But Shoushou blocked Zhong Yi's head from approaching the fence with his paw: "It's dangerous over there, don't touch it!"
Zhong Yi didn't expect that Chai Chai would worry about this for himself, even though the sharp barking sound attracted the attention of many nearby researchers, Zhong Yi was not annoyed at all for the first time.
Tsk, it seems that Chai Chai is so focused on his own sake...
I only heard Shoushou whispering again: "I was electrocuted to death, who will talk to me in the future..."
The corner of Zhong Yi's mouth twitched.
Well, I know that Chai Chai is not that kind.
This ulterior motive of Karako made several researchers overjoyed, and happily discussed whether the pills given to Shiba Inu for several months had finally worked.
Shoushou didn't care about such trivial matters, Zhong Yi, who had always been "unfaithful", pricked up his ears and listened carefully. Shoushou had already developed his spiritual wisdom, but it was just that he was suffering from being alone and had no chance to show himself. Now he is because of himself. It's exposed a bit, is this the legendary... owed to the dog?
Well, he tried to return it before he left the lab.
The so-called short-handedness of others, Shushou has nothing worthy of Zhong Yi's possession, but in Zhong Yi's principle, human favors cannot be owed, let alone dog love.
Because of this, he was a lot more polite to hunting.
Especially... when Kara began to shed hair.
That hair is really scary flying all over the sky!
The author has something to say:
It is updated at 6:00 every morning, and the rest of the time is for editing, thank you for your support~~~
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