You are not a Chai Chai!
Chapter 15
Zhong Yi wanted to stop him, but Shoushou's physical strength was not that good, so he simply waited until he was tired from playing before preaching, otherwise Shoushou would lose his temper with him again.
However, he still underestimated the energy of a dog, which is not something that can be summed up by exuberance.
After Zhong Yi woke up, Shoushou played for more than half an hour, and Zhong Yi's bed also shook for more than half an hour. Zhong Yi, who had nothing to love, thought, should he change his bed if he survived the catastrophe? up?
Zhong Yi began to wonder whether it was because Shoushou was so lazy before because he was too bored.
Shoushou was covered in sweat from playing, and was rolling on the bed excitedly. When he looked at Zhong Yi, sweat was still dripping from his forehead, and he asked out of breath, "Why don't you play?"
Zhong Yi was at a loss for words for a moment, not knowing what to say to let Shoushou know that he didn't want to insult his IQ.
"I got tired of playing as a kid."
This is really a legitimate reason, Zhong Yi gave his EQ a thumbs up.
Shushou asked again: "When you were a child? Didn't you live in the cage next to me when you were a child? I didn't see you playing?"
This topic of race can be involved without paying attention, which made Zhong Yi very headache.
"Sakura, there is one more thing I want to tell you."
"?"
"In the human world, it's best not to mention that we are evolutionary humans, let alone reveal our identity and breed to others."
Shoushou was taken aback for a moment, Zhong Yi thought it would take him another time to explain, but he didn't expect Shoushou to figure it out by himself.
"I know, because we are all rare purebreds. Once our identities are exposed, people from the laboratory will come and we will go back to being prostitute dogs."
Zhong Yi nodded, holding back his smile: "Yes, it's not just about prostitutes, they may also punish us for escaping."
Shoushou flinched in fright, his body sweated again, the windows and doors were closed and there was no wind in the room, but Shoushou sneezed abruptly.
Zhong Yi hurriedly stuffed Shushou into the quilt and wiped it with the quilt. He felt that the quilt needed to be changed, so he simply dragged Shoushou into the bathroom.
The water in the bathroom was splashing, and Zhong Yi was afraid that Shushou would start playing with water in the bathroom again. This stupid dog liked to take a bath in the laboratory before, and he liked the researcher to shampoo him and scratch his fur. Mr. Shushou I can squint my eyes comfortably, and several times I was so comfortable that I fell asleep and snored.
Shou Shou had no clothes on at first, but when he saw the water and began to have fun again, he immediately splashed Zhong Yi who was still undressing.
Zhong Yi wiped the water from his face, thankful that he didn't need to carry on the family line.
In the future...even if he likes women, he probably doesn't have the intention of having children anymore. Ugly children are really too boring, so if it wasn't for Shoushou, the little brat would have fucked the soles of his shoes and beat him up.
"Wow, it's really comfortable to take a bath without hair!" Just being washed a few times by the shower, the whole body was almost floating.
Zhong Yi thought the same thing, let alone his own hair, just the thick cotton-like hair of Shushou. It is Shoushou who is comfortable after taking a bath, and the researcher is the one who suffers.
"This bottle is for shampooing, and this bottle is for body washing. Don't confuse them." Zhong Yi explained hastily, thinking that Shouhou would find it new and do it himself.
Then, the shampoo was delivered to him first, and Shoushou looked at him eagerly, his wet animal ears moved, and his eyes were full of expectation.
Zhong Yi had no choice but to touch his wet ears, asking for a favor, and then began to wash Shushou's hair.
If every time you touch a Shiba Inu, a pinch of cotton-like hair will fall off, then the hunting is a well-deserved cotton perpetual motion machine.
Zhong Yi thought that Shoushou, who became a human, would have a serious hair loss problem. He might become bald in two months. He didn't expect that while the hair is soft and fine, it is also the kind that is not easy to fall off. This is in the laboratory. He verified it.
Speaking of it, it is really God's favor.
What is even more favored by God is that Satoshi was born a purebred Shiba Inu. He has been taken care of by an evolutionary laboratory for more than a year. He is afraid of falling as a baby, and even more afraid that he will be in a bad mood and depressed. She took care of him willingly, even a brat would not be able to beat him up...
Zhong Yi laughed while washing, and finally looked up, and found in the mirror there was a second idiot smiling like an aunt, and that second idiot still looked like himself.
"What are you laughing at?" Karako asked, tilting his head.
Zhong Yi coughed in embarrassment: "Laugh, you are such a troublesome stupid dog, you can't even wash your own hair."
Karako hummed lightly: "I am a purebred Shiba Inu. I thought you were also a Shiba Inu and wanted you to be my younger brother. Since you are not at all, then my younger brother can't do it. Is it right for my noble status to let you be a shampooer?" Good on you!"
"..." This idiot.
"For the sake of your craftsmanship," Shoushou snickered a few times, and handed the shower gel to Zhong Yi's hand, "I'll make you wash the shampoo too."
Zhong Yi was helpless, but when he agreed, he was very willing.
I didn’t think there was anything wrong when I agreed, and I still didn’t notice anything strange when the shower gel was making bubbles on the bottom of my hand. I didn’t know if my hands were slippery with the foam, or it was the new life of Shouhou. The exposed skin is slippery, and it feels slippery wherever the hand falls.
But Shoushou is a shameless person, even if he stares at a certain part of him carefully, Shoushou still doesn't feel anything, not even blushing.
In the end, the only one who was blushing and snickering and had a racing heart was himself.
Um, why is his heart beating so fast?
... Maybe it's because he hasn't bathed with a man for a long time, and because his younger brother is on the road of no return, he will subconsciously consider this possibility.
But Kari is such a stupid Shiba Inu, how could he...
Zhong Yi only smoothed out the foam for Shouhou, and then threw him a bath towel.
"Come yourself, I haven't washed at all yet."
Shoushou didn't notice Zhong Yi's strangeness. After pondering for a while, he picked up the bath towel and rubbed it on his body. Because of the excessive force, the skin that was brushed by the rough bath towel turned red instantly, and the shower above was poured. There was a burning pain again.
Kouto blinked and felt aggrieved: "Is this thing so useful? I don't know how to use it..."
This is simply a giant baby.
Zhong Yi sighed, took the bath towel and used it as a towel, rubbed it lightly and let Shoushou wash it off.
Shoushou's original clothes were old, and he didn't know how many days they hadn't been washed. Anyway, he had stolen them back for several months.Zhong Yi threw it into the trash can in disdain, and took his own clothes. The sleeves of his trousers were rolled up several times, and the shirt could be worn directly as a long coat in Shoushou.
I ate dinner with the old man, and Kari didn't know how to use chopsticks very well, so subconsciously he wanted to cover his face on the dishes and roll up the things on the plate with his tongue.Zhong Yi coughed lightly, and the old man on the opposite side also looked unhappy, so Shoushou held back and waited for Zhong Yi to pick up the food for him, and then he ate it with disposable gloves.
The old man was not usually unhappy, and Shushou dropped his chopsticks while he was still eating happily: "Why are there outsiders on our dinner table?"
The tips of Shoushou's ears moved slightly, he was not an outsider, he was obviously an outsider.
Zhong Yi looked at Shushou cautiously, and found that he didn't pay much attention, so he came to appease the old man again: "Don't be angry, old man, he won't be so rude if he implants an encyclopedia chip in Shushou after dinner."
Mr. Zhong simply didn't know what the use of raising his son was. One ran away with others, and the other brought an evolutionary person back to anger him, and the meal depends on the expression of the evolutionary person?
What did you say about becoming the richest man? Is this what a richest man's family should look like!
It seemed that Shushou was the only one who enjoyed the dinner, because the food was good, and he couldn't feel how angry the old man opposite him was.
As the temperature dropped at night, Zhong Yi carefully put on the jacket for Shoushou, and brought Shoushou back to the room amidst the old man's unpleasant groans.
After walking a few steps, Shoushou stopped in place, staring at the sky in a daze.
"What's wrong?" Zhong Yi asked cautiously.
Shoushou is indeed a bear child, but the textbooks also say that dogs are naturally lively and active. It is too unrealistic for a Shoushou who has not experienced training and domestication to live in a human way. up.
After thinking through these, Zhong Yi felt that Shoushou hadn't made any mistakes.
But from the old man's point of view, he can also understand that his son, who had been missing for nine months, came back and brought back an evolutionary person. It seems to be a primitive person, this kind of thing is simply unacceptable to the old man of noble origin.
Cough, of course I am also from aristocratic background, but I am not prepared to take that well-behaved path, so of course I cannot generalize.
Shoushou has always been indifferent, Zhong Yi is afraid that Shoushou is pretending to be indifferent, and he is even more afraid that Shoushou will just walk away.
"It's cold outside, we haven't evolved yet, it's better to go back to the house, wait until tomorrow..."
"That's the moon, right? It's big, round, and bright. It looks much tastier than the pancakes for dinner."
Zhong Yi looked at Shoushou's slightly raised head, facing the moon's face covered with a soft light, with a faint smile, and his black eyes, which were brighter than the moon, looked sparkling.
"Well, that's the moon."
He remembered that Shushou had stayed in the laboratory for more than a year and never went out at night, and he had been the same for the past nine months.There are no windows in the greenhouse, only one door, and a row of lights. The green light from the security door is the one that accompanies them most at night.
"It is said that the moon can change its shape. Does he eat well and want to lose weight?" Karai speculated with a smile, "He is a foodie, but he wants to keep in shape. When the sun is on duty, he starts to lose weight." exercise……"
Zhong Yi didn't respond, but just hugged Shoushou from behind, and the two of them stuck together, and the warmth gradually rose.
As expected, Shoushou is still a child, and still has the fantasy and imagination that a child should have. I don't know that after implanting the encyclopedia chip...
He didn't want to think about it any more.
If you want to live outside for a long time, pure innocence is not enough. The implantation of the encyclopedia chip will change your IQ, and depending on your personal talent will also have some impact on your EQ.
Maybe he will never hear Shushou say such words that make him laugh.
However, he still underestimated the energy of a dog, which is not something that can be summed up by exuberance.
After Zhong Yi woke up, Shoushou played for more than half an hour, and Zhong Yi's bed also shook for more than half an hour. Zhong Yi, who had nothing to love, thought, should he change his bed if he survived the catastrophe? up?
Zhong Yi began to wonder whether it was because Shoushou was so lazy before because he was too bored.
Shoushou was covered in sweat from playing, and was rolling on the bed excitedly. When he looked at Zhong Yi, sweat was still dripping from his forehead, and he asked out of breath, "Why don't you play?"
Zhong Yi was at a loss for words for a moment, not knowing what to say to let Shoushou know that he didn't want to insult his IQ.
"I got tired of playing as a kid."
This is really a legitimate reason, Zhong Yi gave his EQ a thumbs up.
Shushou asked again: "When you were a child? Didn't you live in the cage next to me when you were a child? I didn't see you playing?"
This topic of race can be involved without paying attention, which made Zhong Yi very headache.
"Sakura, there is one more thing I want to tell you."
"?"
"In the human world, it's best not to mention that we are evolutionary humans, let alone reveal our identity and breed to others."
Shoushou was taken aback for a moment, Zhong Yi thought it would take him another time to explain, but he didn't expect Shoushou to figure it out by himself.
"I know, because we are all rare purebreds. Once our identities are exposed, people from the laboratory will come and we will go back to being prostitute dogs."
Zhong Yi nodded, holding back his smile: "Yes, it's not just about prostitutes, they may also punish us for escaping."
Shoushou flinched in fright, his body sweated again, the windows and doors were closed and there was no wind in the room, but Shoushou sneezed abruptly.
Zhong Yi hurriedly stuffed Shushou into the quilt and wiped it with the quilt. He felt that the quilt needed to be changed, so he simply dragged Shoushou into the bathroom.
The water in the bathroom was splashing, and Zhong Yi was afraid that Shushou would start playing with water in the bathroom again. This stupid dog liked to take a bath in the laboratory before, and he liked the researcher to shampoo him and scratch his fur. Mr. Shushou I can squint my eyes comfortably, and several times I was so comfortable that I fell asleep and snored.
Shou Shou had no clothes on at first, but when he saw the water and began to have fun again, he immediately splashed Zhong Yi who was still undressing.
Zhong Yi wiped the water from his face, thankful that he didn't need to carry on the family line.
In the future...even if he likes women, he probably doesn't have the intention of having children anymore. Ugly children are really too boring, so if it wasn't for Shoushou, the little brat would have fucked the soles of his shoes and beat him up.
"Wow, it's really comfortable to take a bath without hair!" Just being washed a few times by the shower, the whole body was almost floating.
Zhong Yi thought the same thing, let alone his own hair, just the thick cotton-like hair of Shushou. It is Shoushou who is comfortable after taking a bath, and the researcher is the one who suffers.
"This bottle is for shampooing, and this bottle is for body washing. Don't confuse them." Zhong Yi explained hastily, thinking that Shouhou would find it new and do it himself.
Then, the shampoo was delivered to him first, and Shoushou looked at him eagerly, his wet animal ears moved, and his eyes were full of expectation.
Zhong Yi had no choice but to touch his wet ears, asking for a favor, and then began to wash Shushou's hair.
If every time you touch a Shiba Inu, a pinch of cotton-like hair will fall off, then the hunting is a well-deserved cotton perpetual motion machine.
Zhong Yi thought that Shoushou, who became a human, would have a serious hair loss problem. He might become bald in two months. He didn't expect that while the hair is soft and fine, it is also the kind that is not easy to fall off. This is in the laboratory. He verified it.
Speaking of it, it is really God's favor.
What is even more favored by God is that Satoshi was born a purebred Shiba Inu. He has been taken care of by an evolutionary laboratory for more than a year. He is afraid of falling as a baby, and even more afraid that he will be in a bad mood and depressed. She took care of him willingly, even a brat would not be able to beat him up...
Zhong Yi laughed while washing, and finally looked up, and found in the mirror there was a second idiot smiling like an aunt, and that second idiot still looked like himself.
"What are you laughing at?" Karako asked, tilting his head.
Zhong Yi coughed in embarrassment: "Laugh, you are such a troublesome stupid dog, you can't even wash your own hair."
Karako hummed lightly: "I am a purebred Shiba Inu. I thought you were also a Shiba Inu and wanted you to be my younger brother. Since you are not at all, then my younger brother can't do it. Is it right for my noble status to let you be a shampooer?" Good on you!"
"..." This idiot.
"For the sake of your craftsmanship," Shoushou snickered a few times, and handed the shower gel to Zhong Yi's hand, "I'll make you wash the shampoo too."
Zhong Yi was helpless, but when he agreed, he was very willing.
I didn’t think there was anything wrong when I agreed, and I still didn’t notice anything strange when the shower gel was making bubbles on the bottom of my hand. I didn’t know if my hands were slippery with the foam, or it was the new life of Shouhou. The exposed skin is slippery, and it feels slippery wherever the hand falls.
But Shoushou is a shameless person, even if he stares at a certain part of him carefully, Shoushou still doesn't feel anything, not even blushing.
In the end, the only one who was blushing and snickering and had a racing heart was himself.
Um, why is his heart beating so fast?
... Maybe it's because he hasn't bathed with a man for a long time, and because his younger brother is on the road of no return, he will subconsciously consider this possibility.
But Kari is such a stupid Shiba Inu, how could he...
Zhong Yi only smoothed out the foam for Shouhou, and then threw him a bath towel.
"Come yourself, I haven't washed at all yet."
Shoushou didn't notice Zhong Yi's strangeness. After pondering for a while, he picked up the bath towel and rubbed it on his body. Because of the excessive force, the skin that was brushed by the rough bath towel turned red instantly, and the shower above was poured. There was a burning pain again.
Kouto blinked and felt aggrieved: "Is this thing so useful? I don't know how to use it..."
This is simply a giant baby.
Zhong Yi sighed, took the bath towel and used it as a towel, rubbed it lightly and let Shoushou wash it off.
Shoushou's original clothes were old, and he didn't know how many days they hadn't been washed. Anyway, he had stolen them back for several months.Zhong Yi threw it into the trash can in disdain, and took his own clothes. The sleeves of his trousers were rolled up several times, and the shirt could be worn directly as a long coat in Shoushou.
I ate dinner with the old man, and Kari didn't know how to use chopsticks very well, so subconsciously he wanted to cover his face on the dishes and roll up the things on the plate with his tongue.Zhong Yi coughed lightly, and the old man on the opposite side also looked unhappy, so Shoushou held back and waited for Zhong Yi to pick up the food for him, and then he ate it with disposable gloves.
The old man was not usually unhappy, and Shushou dropped his chopsticks while he was still eating happily: "Why are there outsiders on our dinner table?"
The tips of Shoushou's ears moved slightly, he was not an outsider, he was obviously an outsider.
Zhong Yi looked at Shushou cautiously, and found that he didn't pay much attention, so he came to appease the old man again: "Don't be angry, old man, he won't be so rude if he implants an encyclopedia chip in Shushou after dinner."
Mr. Zhong simply didn't know what the use of raising his son was. One ran away with others, and the other brought an evolutionary person back to anger him, and the meal depends on the expression of the evolutionary person?
What did you say about becoming the richest man? Is this what a richest man's family should look like!
It seemed that Shushou was the only one who enjoyed the dinner, because the food was good, and he couldn't feel how angry the old man opposite him was.
As the temperature dropped at night, Zhong Yi carefully put on the jacket for Shoushou, and brought Shoushou back to the room amidst the old man's unpleasant groans.
After walking a few steps, Shoushou stopped in place, staring at the sky in a daze.
"What's wrong?" Zhong Yi asked cautiously.
Shoushou is indeed a bear child, but the textbooks also say that dogs are naturally lively and active. It is too unrealistic for a Shoushou who has not experienced training and domestication to live in a human way. up.
After thinking through these, Zhong Yi felt that Shoushou hadn't made any mistakes.
But from the old man's point of view, he can also understand that his son, who had been missing for nine months, came back and brought back an evolutionary person. It seems to be a primitive person, this kind of thing is simply unacceptable to the old man of noble origin.
Cough, of course I am also from aristocratic background, but I am not prepared to take that well-behaved path, so of course I cannot generalize.
Shoushou has always been indifferent, Zhong Yi is afraid that Shoushou is pretending to be indifferent, and he is even more afraid that Shoushou will just walk away.
"It's cold outside, we haven't evolved yet, it's better to go back to the house, wait until tomorrow..."
"That's the moon, right? It's big, round, and bright. It looks much tastier than the pancakes for dinner."
Zhong Yi looked at Shoushou's slightly raised head, facing the moon's face covered with a soft light, with a faint smile, and his black eyes, which were brighter than the moon, looked sparkling.
"Well, that's the moon."
He remembered that Shushou had stayed in the laboratory for more than a year and never went out at night, and he had been the same for the past nine months.There are no windows in the greenhouse, only one door, and a row of lights. The green light from the security door is the one that accompanies them most at night.
"It is said that the moon can change its shape. Does he eat well and want to lose weight?" Karai speculated with a smile, "He is a foodie, but he wants to keep in shape. When the sun is on duty, he starts to lose weight." exercise……"
Zhong Yi didn't respond, but just hugged Shoushou from behind, and the two of them stuck together, and the warmth gradually rose.
As expected, Shoushou is still a child, and still has the fantasy and imagination that a child should have. I don't know that after implanting the encyclopedia chip...
He didn't want to think about it any more.
If you want to live outside for a long time, pure innocence is not enough. The implantation of the encyclopedia chip will change your IQ, and depending on your personal talent will also have some impact on your EQ.
Maybe he will never hear Shushou say such words that make him laugh.
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