Otherworldly recipes

The sky turned from bright to dark, and the curtains blocked most of the light except for a gap. There was a small express box on the wooden floor, and a big white tail quietly drilled out of the express box. This tail was fluffy. One of them, swinging back and forth like a living baby.

There was a rustling sound from the express box. After a while, the cat inside began to grind its paws, and the paper scraps of the carton fell wantonly on the floor. There was also a big box like a refrigerator in the living room. From this big box Then there was a sound from inside. First, he stretched out a pale hand to cling to the edge of the paper box, and then pushed down hard, revealing half of the thin and handsome face of the person inside.

"Angel, Angel—"

As soon as the two lazy male voices came out, the cat in the paper box knew that it was calling him, but it just shook its ears a few times, and walked out of the paper box without even bothering to meow. , just woke up from sleep, eyes still half-closed, lazily licking the pink meat pad.

Chu Pei also yawned, his blood-red eyes turned into black irises after several times of opening and closing, and his sharp teeth retracted abruptly, the sky turned from bright to dark, and he finally recovered from the long day In the past, he got out of the cardboard box, the sky was dark and unclear, the lights in the room were not turned on, and all the darkness could be seen.

The day of a vampire just started from night, Angel refused to answer, so he had to walk over and hug the big white cat by himself, Angel disliked the vampire's body temperature was too cold, and after struggling a few times, he wanted to jump into his arms, Chu Pei felt lost Looking at the cat running away, I felt desolate.

Today's Angel doesn't want to stay in his arms either.

The body temperature of vampires is too low, and cats like to step on warm places. Angel is reluctant to stay in Chu Pei's arms all year round. Occasionally, he can be peaceful for only 3 minutes, and then quickly transfers to the battlefield, even if there is only one person on the ground. The bugs made him curious.

Chu Pei always watched it running around helplessly, and his noble vampire became a shit-shoveling officer, following Angel's ass, chasing after the cat who longed to enjoy a moment of pampering every day, but even if he was the same It ate and lived together, and it didn't succeed in gaining much favorability.

He has bought countless toys and shelters for Angel, and even bought two or three cat climbing frames to put in each room, but Angel only likes the small express box, and the whole cat likes to huddle in that one. In the courier box, sleeping and playing were all concentrated inside, leaving Chu Pei, as the master, no chance to show himself.

What vampires pay attention to when sleeping is enough shade and shading. He used to have a custom-made coffin, thick wood with artificially carved patterns, and the inside is filled with high-quality materials. The material is soft and comfortable, and the stuffing underneath is also fluffy and breathable. It's a pity that Angel didn't like it, so he scratched the lacquered wooden cover with his claws all day long, so Chu Pei didn't continue to use it, and finally picked Angel's favorite cardboard box.

Chu Pei used a big box, while Angel used a small one. Both of them snored during the day. When Chu Pei fell asleep, he would cross his hands in front of his chest. His pale complexion and body without a beating heart really looked like a corpse. Stay in a tightly closed carton.

Angel occasionally nimbly got into the cardboard box and licked his cheek with his tongue, trying to wake up the sleeping master.

Angel likes to lie on the floor basking in the sun, so the curtains that have been closed all the year round made an exception and opened a slit to let the sunlight pour in as much as possible. It exposed its belly on the floor and rolled back and forth as if enjoying the warmth. As a vampire, Chu Pei could only hold a black umbrella, and under the shade of the umbrella, stare quietly at the beloved cat that appeared in the light.

Angel is alive, and its limited life is extremely short and fleeting, like fireworks rising from the sky. All the good things only exist in an instant, and after blooming, there will be a dark sky without any splendor at all.

Chu Pei is different. He has endless time. The vampire family is a forgotten existence in the long river of time. To him, the long time is just a number. Year after year is spent again and again. Times change, old and new faces Instead, the vampire is a curse, it exists alive in a certain corner of the city.

Chu Pei has not seen anyone of his own race for many years. They may have rotted in some dark and moldy place, or they may have ambitions to occupy the territory that belongs to humans. His biggest hobby at present is playing games rather than making similar people. with subordinates.

The game is very interesting. There are endless games and constantly updated gameplay. These games fill his boring time. As for the great idea of ​​​​destroying the world, because of the destruction of the world, no one will operate it anymore. In this way, the game has to be suspended , such absurd association made Chu Pei not want to embarrass ordinary human beings at all.

As soon as the earphones are put on, the microphone is turned on, and the launcher of the game is skillfully opened, and the account password is logged in. In Chu Pei's live broadcast room, there are already thousands of people standing in front of the pitch-black screen. When Chu Pei starts the live broadcast, the popularity of the room will drop Rub started to rise.

"Hey, ah, it's already connected, right?"

"Hi everyone, the qualifying match has begun."

The bullet screens are all booing and asking Chu Pei to talk more. Every time Chu Pei broadcasts live, he is straight to the point. He doesn’t even chat with the boss. Playing games.

Chu Pei’s voice is nice, with clear enunciation, and the voice of a subwoofer. His game live broadcasts are more complicated. Generally speaking, he plays games casually and focuses on one game for a period of time. Looking for the next game, he is commonly known as a passionate and dedicated player.

Because of this passionate and dedicated reason, fans in Chu Pei's live broadcast room always come and go, and the die-hard fans who can persist don't just like the anchor because of the game, but follow Chu Pei. Whatever you want to see.

Chu Pei is good at technology, he speaks in a calm manner, doesn’t swear, and when he is most angry, he just utters a sentence from the second child, so angry that he will let you bleed at night, the barrage always says that Chu Pei has a unique way of swearing, but no one knows Chu Pei Pei really can do such a thing.

Compared with other anchors' chatter, he is more focused on the game operation itself. The game he likes recently has qualifying at night, so it has been broadcasting at seven o'clock recently. Once the qualifying is over, it will be quickly downloaded. I can't catch the shadows.

Angel has been wagging his tail on the sofa. Not far away is Chu Pei who has been broadcasting live. When Chu Pei is playing games, he will look for this white trail from time to time, and then call Angel a few times softly. At this moment, the screen is full of bullets. The anchor was showing cats again, and Angel would meow twice when she was in a good mood, and would not even bother to pay attention if she was not in high spirits.

Suddenly Angel stood up sharply, his ears pricked up, his eyes locked tightly on a certain place, and the elongated voice began to meow repeatedly. It took an hour, but Chu Pei also noticed the magic fluctuations around him, which even affected Angel, making it a little restless.

This magic fluctuation has appeared around Chu Pei more than once. Although he doesn’t know the reason, he knows what this magic fluctuation means. His stomach has been empty since he woke up, and there are canned food and cat food in Angel’s rice bowl. , but I didn't even take a sip of water.

At this time, he subconsciously lit a cigarette, and the bullet screen was brushing the host and lighting the mosquito coils. Chu Pei's room was large and empty, and every time he spoke, his voice echoed somewhat. This is why some people began to say that he was in a cave. live streaming.

Although I am a vampire, I am still infected with the human habit of smoking. I will light a cigarette at the end of each game regardless of whether I win or lose. When the lighter sounds, I will inevitably be talking about the rhythm of smoking. Chu Pei was lighting mosquito coils. The cave was huge and there were many mosquitoes, so it was inevitable that he would have to light mosquito coils.

Later, everyone used some mosquito coils instead of the anchor smoking, and the atmosphere in the barrage room was not so rigid, and everyone indulged Chu Pei's little habit. Time changed a little bit, and the empty living room gradually condensed into a single door. contour.

This door has a complete room type. At first glance, it looks like a miniature version of the castle. Angel reacted quickly and jumped over. Its paws lay on the door and began to scratch the wooden door, and began to meow. Think of Chu Pei.

A smile appeared on the corner of Chu Pei's mouth. He always looked at Angel with incomparably tender eyes, as if it was really his little angel, and every move he made affected his emotions.

"Angel, be careful."

Chu Pei, who kills all directions in the game, is also a vampire who kills all directions in reality. He just has this ability but chooses peace. Human blood is sweet and has an aftertaste, but if you don’t eat blood, you will just feel empty, and your ability will be weak It has diminished, but it will definitely not affect life problems.

The lust of tongue can also be replaced by ordinary food. Most of the vampires who really focus on blood-sucking still like the pleasure of killing. There is no difference between the blood of a girl and an aunt. Chu Pei hasn't sucked blood for a long time. Human blood is a piece of cake, not a necessity. If you don't touch it for a long time, you will miss it.

"When the ranking is over, I'll take Angel to dinner."

Chu Pei said this with a smile, and the game entered the next round. He is currently ranked relatively high, and his opponents are all old acquaintances who are in the top [-]. Everyone is matched together over and over again, and the current channel is also joking with each other. While talking nonsense, one of his teammates yelled Brother Ghost in the game channel.

Brother Ghost is Chu Pei's game ID, and it is well known in this game. He ranked No.20 at the end of last season, and he rushed to No. 2 in the middle of this season. Now he has a lot of points away from No.[-]. The current high-segment opponents are all anchors, and all platforms are gathered together.

In private, there are always people who say that Chu Pei is a lone ranger, and the anchors are all in duo. After the qualifying match, they also know to form a team to relax, so Chu Pei is playing the game alone, and he can't even find a good brother in the game. In addition to the game, Chu Pei talked the most during the live broadcast, and it was Angel the cat.

Now that he is going to take Angel to dinner later, many fans felt that people are not as good as cats. Someone once asked Brother Gui if he had a girlfriend, and Chu Pei said seriously that he had Angel, and no one would want it.

The qualifying match was finally over, and Chu Pei broadcasted at the speed of light. He took off his earphones and picked up the big white cat lying on the floor. , looking plump and cute when squinting.

"Wait and eat."

Angel wagged her tail and meowed sweetly.

Pushing open this magical portal, there is a special restaurant on the other side of the door. This is Chu Pei's third visit to this restaurant. Angel doesn't like to be hugged, and once he arrives in the restaurant, he begins to struggle to get down. Walking under the table, Lin Huaimeng watched in surprise the big white cat that had met for a while, "Oh, Angel!"

Angel meowed at the person, but didn't intend to walk over. Its eyes swept over every face, and finally stopped on a jelly-shaped thing with interest. Hit the green slime.

Poor Elsa screamed, and a mucus-like object was slapped off her soft body by the paw. Angel knew that she had committed a crime, and ran back to her master in shock. Chu Pei hilariously hugged the timid big white cat and scratched its chin.

"Hello, I want Maoxuewang. For Angel, it's still steamed fish, no salt, no onion and ginger."

Ivan picked up the slime that fell on the ground for Miss Slime with a blank expression and spliced ​​it back together. This jelly body will fall off at any time, but it can be spliced ​​and fused back easily. Elsa is a sensitive character. , she sobbed and tasted her food, feeling sorry for her tragic experience.

"Wooooow, thank you, you are such a good person."

Ai Wen smiled at his guests. Her hands were covered with green mucus, and she had to go to the sink to wash them off later.

Elsa is a slime, she exists in a world of sword and magic, as the lowest level of demons, Elsa has always been at the bottom of the biological chain, being able to enter this shop is entirely a coincidence, so far she It's not clear why a slime of herself appeared in the human territory, but since she can taste the food and there are no warriors to yell at her, she is also happy to stay here for a while.

What she ate was a poached egg. The golden yellow egg liquid was steamed until it was solidified and moist. There was no air hole in the delicate steamed egg. superior.

The steamed egg is soft and smooth in the mouth, and the taste of the egg liquid makes people involuntarily attracted. Elsa uses the spoon tremblingly with her soft and slippery hands. It made it all look so beautiful.

Chu Pei was sitting on the seat. He looked at the slime not far away, and recognized at a glance that it was a small monster from Novice Village in many games. He didn't know how many green slimes like this he hacked to death during the game upgrade. Mu, I didn't expect to see a living slime one day, so I still feel a little novel.

"Maoxuewang is here, without garlic, it's very spicy!"

As soon as the spicy and delicious Maoxuewang was served on the table, the aroma of chili and peppercorns wafted out of the room. The hot oil was poured on the peppercorns with a sizzling sound, and the red chili oil floated on the dish in a thick layer. Fresh duck blood It can be vaguely seen that the eel slices are in pieces, and the bean sprouts and lettuce are at the bottom. This Maoxuewang brings out the spicy and delicious flavor to the extreme.

White smoke is still rising from the steamer in the kitchen, and the special aroma of the fish is also continuously emitted. There is no onion and ginger in this fish, and naturally there is no cooking wine. People will inevitably feel that it is fishy after smelling it, but this The fishy smell became sweet in the cat's heart, and Angel seemed to smell the smell, and kept screaming at the kitchen door.

The white rice was served together. Chu Pei sandwiched a piece of duck blood in the red oil. The duck blood was dark red in color and had a firm taste with no air bubbles in the center. The delicious smell, it is wrapped in spicy red oil, the stimulating taste opens the taste buds, and the blood attracts the nature of vampires.

Chu Pei's eyes turned from black to red, looking strangely ghostly.

Vampires are vegetarians if they don’t suck human blood. It doesn’t matter if they are raw or cooked. The main reason is the difference between the species. Chu Pei doesn’t like garlic. The reason is not because of fear, but simply because he doesn’t like the smell of garlic. It smells uncomfortable. This is down to the shop owner His eyes seemed to confirm the saying that vampires are afraid of garlic, so Chu Pei could only smile without much explanation.

The meat of the eel is tender and firm. It is slightly rolled when cooked, and the surface is smooth and melts in the mouth. The sweet rice is mixed with red oil dishes. Every bite is satisfying, spicy and cold The body seems to have a tendency to heat up.

Angel stayed at Lin Huaimeng's feet, waiting excitedly for his share of steamed fish to come out of the pot, it meowed as if urging, the shopkeeper could only comfort and say: "It will be ready soon, wait a little longer. "

The hot fish meat was removed from the plate, and the white and tender fish meat exuded heat. They were all placed in a small open bowl, and finally placed on the nearby ground. Angel sniffed the smell before carefully using it. The paws were pulled out and tasted.

Lin Huaimeng squatted down and asked, "Is it delicious?"

Angel made some grunting and swallowing sounds in his throat. When he was eating, he guarded his food and was full of vigilance. He didn't treat people friendly at all. Fortunately, the shopkeeper didn't want to disturb his eating. He just looked at the food on the ground in a good mood. Big white cat.

Aiwen's sight was also attracted by it. She saw cats very rarely, but she didn't know why she was always robbed of her attention by these small animals with life.

She more or less feels that these beings are very novel existences, just because of her personality, she will not easily touch them to express her liking, but just stop at one side and record everything with her eyes.

Seeing that Angel also ate fish, Chu Pei showed a gratified smile. The reason why he came to this restaurant is very simple. It is close to home, and Angel can also come and go easily. Because of the relationship between customized dishes, Angel can Having dinner with him, Chu Pei has lived for an unknown number of years, but he has always had an unknown shortcoming.

He can't cook, and devastatingly, he can't cook.

In Chu Pei's hands, simple cooking will become a new generation of biochemical weapons. Cooking is not enough to describe his poor cooking skills. He can really burn the kitchen, otherwise Chu Pei would have cooked it himself I'm cooking cat food for my beloved Angel.

In order to avoid poisoning Angel, no matter how beautiful and dreamy this idea is, it cannot be implemented.

The eating process for slimes is indeed a bit too difficult. Their soft bodies will always accidentally flow to the back of the chair, and then slide down to the ground, and they can't hold the spoon steadily. The egg goes from the bowl to the mouth. It always takes too much effort. long time.

Lin Huaimeng felt that this would never work, so she gave her a straw for milk tea. After thinking about it for a long time, she brought a wooden bucket and placed it on the stool.

The slime didn't seem big, but the actual weight still made the shopkeeper unable to control it. In the end, Ivan carried her into the wooden barrel, and she would only flow in the wooden barrel when she melted, and then quickly returned to her original shape.

Elsa was so touched that she held the straw in her mouth. She sucked the smooth steamed eggs with the straw, and her body felt safe in the wooden barrel covered on all sides.

"Thank you, thank you... you are the best human being I have ever seen."

Lin Huaimeng blushed from the praise, and couldn't bear to tell Elsa that she had killed many slime mobs, although there was still a little difference between killing monsters in the game and killing slimes in real life.

"It's okay, as long as you can eat happily!"

Aiwen glanced at the beckoning cat on the table, then looked down at Angel who had been eating, and asked, "Is it based on this animal?"

Lin Huaimeng let out a cry, then reacted to Ai Wen's question, and replied seriously: "It's a species, a beckoning cat is a cat, but there is also a saying that the right hand beckons daytime visitors, and the left hand beckons nighttime guests. "

Hearing this, Chu Pei answered curiously, "Then what kind of visitor is a vampire like me?"

The shopkeeper thought for a while, "I don't understand, is the vampire alive or dead?"