What should I do if the double 11 express is sent to my ex-girlfriend?

You know, women all over the world have the same means of resolving their sorrows, but the foreign ones are youneedcry, Dear, and the domestic ones are youneed express.

Express delivery is a good medicine, which can cure all diseases, so Chen Yumu convinced himself that those express deliveries would be a big deal, and at the same time, he opened Taobao silently to see if he could miss out on the last order.

but!The more you look at it, the more unwilling you are. You must know that in order not to be cheated on Double 11, she pays attention to the price three months in advance, and calculates the coupons in various stores, various order grabbing gifts and discounts, and the platform’s 400 full discount one month in advance. , I really used the essence of mathematics in my life to this Double 11.

Comparing the original price with the price she finally got, she couldn't help saying that she was excellent.

So... Such an excellent experience, to be so, give up? ?

If you contact that person, you will not be able to contact them, and you will never contact them in this life.

But the package and the like have to be brought back, how to get it back?

Chen Yumu said that she had to think again, feeling a little upset, she had no habit of staying up late, so she lay down and fell asleep in a daze.

When she fell asleep, she actually dreamed of that person. It was still on the university campus. As a statistical dog, even a freshman was full of professional courses. During the freshman year, there were many club activities, and she was quite wild. I was dragged by my brave little friend to skip two professional classes to go out to play, but was called by the teacher.

It happened that the two skipped classes were from the same teacher. At that time, that person was a graduate student in the School of Economics and Management of their school and knew their teacher. The teacher knew about their relationship, so he told that person about her skipping class.

That person got angry when he found out, and dragged her to the playground for a penalty run. At that time, she was not physically strong, and that person fined her to run 4000 meters.

She couldn't finish running, so she just cried there, but the man kept running beside her, watching her cry, showing no intention of giving in at all.

She ran and cried angrily, walked slowly when she couldn't run, and when she finally finished running, she felt that she was useless, and the man carried her on her back without saying a word.

She cried again on that person's back, and that person asked her if she knew she was wrong, but she also knew it was wrong to skip class, so she pursed her lips and said she knew it was wrong.

That person praised her, she is a good child who knows her mistakes and can make amends, but she was said to be a child by that person, and she stubbornly said that she was not a child.

The person said that if you are not a child, then you can come down and walk by yourself, and I will not carry you.

She immediately put her arms around the man's neck, so she didn't want to go down, and then bit the man's shoulder. The man smiled softly and said, "Good boy."

As a result, after returning to the house that that person rented off-campus, she, a good baby, was actually punished to write a self-criticism! !After writing, you have to read it out. It is a beautiful name, and you can only remember the lesson after you have been punished.

She complained angrily about her dictator, tyrant, and wrote aggrievedly. After she finished writing, she was aggrieved and hid in the room and lay down, so she didn't care about that person.

That person came in at some point, hugged her from behind, and said in a gentle voice: "You are still a student, and every role has rules to follow. At least for students, it's wrong to skip class, Especially it is a professional course. Moreover, in your course, attendance accounts for 30% of the final grade, if you skip a class, it is easy to fail the course."

Well, she has been a good baby since she was a child. She was very nervous about skipping class, but now that this person said that, she regretted it herself. After all, that person is too good. As her lover, if she fails the class If so, that would be too embarrassing.

She turned over and hugged that person, and whispered that I was wrong.

The man kissed the top of her head and cooked her a nice dinner that night.

Since that time, she hasn't dared to skip class for four years at school. After all, she is that person's good boy, hmph.

When I woke up in the morning, it was already ten o'clock, because the 11th was Sunday, and I didn't have to go to work. Thinking of the dream last night, she couldn't help cursing: "Scumbag, I'm so old that I don't communicate with each other, and I ran to Make trouble in my dreams."

"Son of a bitch……"

She picked up her mobile phone and connected to the Internet. After the data was refreshed, several Taobao notifications popped up on her mobile phone, indicating that some of them had already been shipped, although she knew that it was just the merchant who clicked the delivery button first.

However, she is also quite looking forward to it.

Clicking on the order information, the more I looked at it, the more I felt that my head could bleed, but she must take it back by express delivery.

A few messages popped up on the mobile phone's WeChat. It was sent to her by Lin Yueyue. It was a screenshot of the spoils she grabbed last night.

Lin Yueyue: "Everyone who has planted grass has started, this time on Double 11, it is stable and perfect."

Chen Yumu sent her a clapping emoji.

Lin Yueyue: "Why did you call me last night?"

Chen Yumu thought about it, but she still didn't tell her about the wrong address, mainly because it was too embarrassing, so she flirted with her.

Lin Yueyue: "Do you want to come out for dinner tonight?"

Chen Yumu sent her a dirty photo: "This is my staple food for the next few months."

You know, she can buy a lot of hands this time on Double 11, a year of cosmetics, a year of skin care products, a year of various daily necessities, as well as clothes, shoes and bags... It can be said that once you buy a hand, you can eat it for three months soil.

Because if you want to eat dirt, you have to use express delivery to suppress the shock. Because of this, you can't give up.

After chatting with Lin Yueyue, she didn't feel sleepy at all, and she was hungry, so she just got up, cooked some noodles, changed clothes and went downstairs.She originally just came down to relax because she was upset, but she didn't expect that after walking, she actually came to the neighborhood where she lived with that person before.

When she looked up and saw the familiar neighborhood look up, she subconsciously let out a groan, then turned her head and left.

The place where she lives now is only two kilometers away from here, but since leaving here, she has never returned.

These two days were really bewitched, first she got the address wrong, and now she came back inexplicably, she couldn't help complaining, bastard, it's really not a good thing to do with her.

Just as she was walking out, she saw a courier car coming. The security guard let it go when he saw the courier car, and then the courier guy took the courier and put it in the locker.

Chen Yumu watched for a long time, she looked at the time, now it looks like 12:30 noon, besides the courier just now, several more came one after another.

She suddenly had an idea in her mind, and hurried over to grab Yunda's courier, and asked, "Brother, does your courier usually arrive at this community at this time?"

The little brother was busy going in, and said impatiently: "Almost, this area is only at this time."

After finishing speaking, the little brother entered the community and picked up the locker by himself. They all relied on robbery.

Chen Yumu squatted at the door for a while, and it was really close to this point. Knowing this information, she felt better. At 12:30, even if it was a weekday, she could still be there when she was there. When the courier arrives, come here and squat here. If you can get one, it's one. Although it's a bit hard to run back and forth, it's better than going to contact that bastard.

Thinking about it this way, she felt that she was really too smart. She looked back at the neighborhood, scolded that person again as a bitch, and then swayed home.

When I went to work on Monday, taking advantage of the free break time, everyone was chatting about what to buy on Double 11. A colleague who just joined the job couldn’t help screaming. She had only been here for half a month. When grabbing it last night, she found that The address defaults to the old company, but there is no way to modify it after clicking it. In order to grab the payment ranking, I can only grit my teeth and send all the couriers to the old company! !She wanted to cry when she thought of going to the company to carry tissues and disinfectant.

Chen Yumu just smiled and said nothing, she would rather be wrong anywhere, but she just went to that bastard's house by mistake, it's really a bad time.

She was complaining in her heart, when her mobile phone popped up a notification that the face cream set she bought at Tmall Supermarket was being delivered. She admired Mardie’s excellent logistics and looked at the time, 11:30, leave now Go, completely catch up with squatting.

She hurriedly took her bag and was about to slip away, but her meal friend You Liyang pulled her: "Sisters, why are you going? Don't you have lunch?"

Chen Yumu: "Don't eat, I'm rushing to get the courier."

Li Yang looked at her with contempt: "It's unscientific that yours is so early, and none of mine have been shipped."

Chen Yu murmured, "I can't help it, my sister is a good character."

Liao Yang gave her a white look: "Get out of here." Then he quickly took out his phone to refresh, to see if there was any delivery, so he was in a hurry.

Chen Yumu went downstairs and went straight to the subway station. The courier was calling, and she calculated the time. After picking up the courier, she could still send it home, and it would be enough to have lunch after returning. It was stable and perfect.

Just when she arrived at the subway station and was happily walking out, another message popped up on her phone. When she saw it, she almost jumped out.

Your order has been signed successfully!

Damn... How could it be possible to sign for it in a blink of an eye, it must be a self-lifting cabinet!She quickly comforted herself.

Well, it must be, and it can be rescued. She hurriedly opened it tremblingly, and signed for it successfully. The recipient: myself.

Where did I come from! !

How could it be me! !

How could it be me! !

It must not be me! !

For a moment, she felt as if she was about to suffocate, so she hurriedly supported the wall and slowly, why was her courier signed for by that bitch himself, oh my god.

Oh my god... why did God treat her like this.

In the XX community, a tall and slender figure looked at the small box he had just taken from the courier in his hand, with a hint of pampering on his heroic and indifferent face, his thin lips slightly raised: "Cream? This little guy is Learn to be a delicate woman."

"Well, you can't change the address on Double Eleven, so next, what else did you buy, little guy?"

The author has something to say: Chop your hands for a while, spend money on the crematorium!