atypical hollywood life

Regardless of the two people on the sofa covering their faces together, Baz Luhrmann betrayed them mercilessly, "The two plates of cherries have no stems, and their speech is vague. What does this remind you of? Yes, they The two secretly practiced tying cherry stems in private, trying to beat each other during filming, so that they could pick out a favorite peripheral in each other's private collection!"

"And I became that victim!" The expression on his face could be called grief and indignation.

"I thought they just practiced for one day. Who knew that for more than a month, they did this every day and delivered me cherries on time every day. Then one day I felt that my teeth were sore, so I went to the dentist. The doctor told me I have been taking too much acid recently, I should quit this fruit and eat it after a while. God, he actually treated me like a child who didn't know how to control himself. It's really shameful!" After Baz Luhrmann finished speaking, he also felt that he was about to lose face in front of others, so he directly covered his face.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--"

The audience was going crazy with laughter, this crew is so funny, Leonardo and Marguerite, who can't eat cherries because their tongues are numb because they practiced tying cherry stems, and they ate two cherries every day. The sessile cherries sent by a mischievous ghost caused the director to go to the dentist with sour teeth. One is more funny than the other, which does not match the tragic tone of the whole movie at all.

Margaret and Leonardo have been told by Baz Luhrmann that they are almost afraid to meet people. This kind of practice of knotting cherry stems because of coveting each other's "Star Wars" peripheral collections ended up killing The fact that the director went to the dentist was simply too embarrassing, it was really embarrassing.

The two people here are so ashamed that they are about to dig a hole to bury themselves, and the TV screen behind Oprah is already showing the scene of two people kissing.

Romeo and Juliet parted their lips, pressed their foreheads together and looked at each other tenderly.

"See? Meg moved her lips first, which means she finished the knot first in this battle. If Leo moved his mouth first, it means Leo won. After the DVD is released, you You can buy a piece and take a closer look at it at home, sometimes watching them staring at each other affectionately, you can hardly imagine that they are actually thinking about which treasure to take from each other’s collection.”

Baz Luhrmann shrugged his shoulders and spit out without any pressure.

Oprah laughed until tears came out.She wiped her eyes, and said something that shocked the audience to Margaret and Leonard who were pretending to be quails, "well, from the screen, it's hard to imagine that shooting is so fun, you can give the audience Shall I demonstrate it on the spot?"

"what--"

There was a burst of screaming in the studio, and it was unclear whether it was from the girls or the housewives, and suddenly the whole hall became lively.

"Doit, Leo! comeon, Meg..."

At last there was a resounding cry, "doit! doit! . . . "

Margaret and Leonardo looked at each other, a little at a loss, especially after Oprah took the stemmed cherries the staff had just bought and put them in front of them.

"Comeon, Meg, Leo, show us!"

"All right, let's do it." Margaret reached out and picked up a cherry.

"But since it's a competition, I think we'll still have to honor our agreement that if I win, I'll take that original Darth Vader helmet from your collection."

Margaret's eyes ignited a raging war.

"No problem, but if I win, I want that lightsaber signed by Luke!"

Not to be outdone, Leonardo put forward his own request.

The atmosphere at the scene was on fire in an instant, and the fiery Oprah felt that she was about to sweat under the blowing air of the air conditioner.

"Considering how much time has passed, the skills of both of you are getting rusty. I suggest to use the swimming pool scene, which is very memorable. After all, not everyone can laugh so many times." Buzz Luhrmann suggested from the side.

Go all out, if there are still criticisms after this time, even God can't help it.

"OK." Margaret nodded.

"No problem." Leonardo gestured that everything was OK, "Please record it with the camera, so that Meg won't renege on it later."

"I didn't renege on my debt!" Margaret glared, "You're slander!"

"You obviously have it. Last time when the final kiss was filmed, you secretly tied a cherry stem by yourself while the camera was above my mouth. You had the nerve to ask me for the original commemorative card." Leonardo Also retorted.

"Hahahaha——" The audience in the studio started laughing again, these are really two naughty children, they are actually cheating secretly in this kind of place, they are so cute.

"Enough, let's start quickly, don't dawdle." Baz Luhrmann said with a headache, why can't they stop a little?

"Okay." The two said in unison.

As the music sounded, the two quickly stuffed a cherry stem into their mouths, and Leonardo began to read his lines, "...I would rather be killed because of hatred than live without love..."

The lips of the two touched each other lightly, as beautiful as a painting...

"Do we have to do this?" Leonardo DiCaprio walked around anxiously in the room of James Cameron, the future king of the world, in the crew of "Titanic".

"Having people see something with their own eyes is more useful than telling them a hundred times," said Kevin Hunter, Leonard's manager.

Brian and Margaret flew to the crew in Mexico specially for the "Oprah Show" and brought Leonardo's agent along with them.

"But it's too much. I mean kissing in front of tens of millions of viewers, the impact is not good?"

"Nothing bad, those people think you're a pedophile, you prove yourself in front of them that you're not. Leo, you're done for being labeled a child abductor, even now that the tabloids are suppressed , and can’t prepare to be turned out by your enemies to attack you again. We must not leave any trouble.”

Seeing that Leonardo was not so disgusted this time, Kevin Hunter continued, "We try to shape the image of the two of you in a naughty direction. Anyway, your face is tender, and Meg is tall enough. That's a very positive side. I'm glad your partner isn't Natalie Portman, otherwise the height alone would be uncomfortable."

Kevin Hunter snorted coldly, he can also find out the things that Brian can find out, he is not disgusted with this kind of strife between actors, after all, there are few really clean people in Hollywood.But this time they used too much means, and they touched the most untouchable thing. It was really desperate for a film contract.It's a pity that no matter how hard you try, it depends on whether you have the life to seize the opportunity.Ye Luzi is Ye Luzi, relying on his identity as a Jew, he dared to jump into the water before he knew the depth of the water.I really don't know what to say about them.

Margaret shrank back obediently and pretended to be a quail. This time, she was not pretending to be obedient. The incident happened because of her. She had better listen to the arrangements of these old fritters now, and do whatever she is asked to do without looking for trouble.God knows that this group of people also spent a lot of money to consult social psychology experts for this, so it's better not to touch their bad luck.

"It's settled like this. Meg will stay in the hotel here until she is on "Oprah's Talk Show". During this time, when you don't have a part in the show, hurry up and practice. Be sure to practice before going on the show." Even a deep French kiss can knot a cherry stem inside the mouth."

Brian followed Kevin's words and told Leonardo.

"And you, Meg, your task is much easier than Leo's. Remember to cooperate with Leo. It's up to the two of you whether you can completely eliminate this hidden danger this time. Come on!"

After ordering Margaret and Leonardo, the two managers left. At that time, they will fly directly to Chicago to participate in the show. Let the remaining time be left to these two poor guys.

Mr. James Cameron, who didn't say a word the whole time, spoke slowly after the two left, "Caught in a suspected pedophile affair?"

Recently, he really didn't have the energy to pay attention to the news from the outside world. He was so busy every day that he didn't even have time to watch Little Meg's movie, let alone those gossip newspapers.I didn't expect such important news to be missed.

"A prank from a competitor." Margaret said indifferently.

James Cameron glanced at the two of them, snorted and followed them away. It is better not to delay the practice of these two people, he still has to watch the progress of the film. "Remember to go to the set to report on time." Before leaving, His Excellency Tyrant dropped a sentence.

In the end, only Marguerite and Leonardo were left in the room, who were going to practice kissing and knotting the cherry stems.

Margaret looked at Leonardo's expressionless face, and spoke first, "So when shall we start?"

After a few contacts, the audience was still intoxicated by the beautiful picture of the two of them. Margaret suddenly pushed Leonardo away, pulled out a knotted cherry stem from her mouth, and pointed at him triumphantly. Show off, "I won! Leo, remember to send Darth Vader's helmet over when you are free, don't try to fool me with the newly bought peripherals! I will find someone to identify it."

"No, no, no, Meg, you lose, and I win!" Leonardo didn't care about Margaret's bravado, and waved to the cameraman, motioning for the camera to zoom in, Then he opened his mouth and spat out two knotted cherry stems.

"You cheated!" Margaret screamed.She stared at Leonardo in disbelief, as if she wanted to burn the cherry stem in his mouth with her eyes.

"How can this be called cheating? This is called strategic concealment! I didn't stop you from putting a few cherry stems in your mouth, you missed the opportunity yourself. Don't forget to mail me Luke's lightsaber. Leonardo retorted, thinking for a while, as if he was afraid of Margaret's refusal, and then said, "Forget it, I'll get it from your house after the show, so you don't have to go to the souvenir shop to buy a new one to fool me." "

The audience in the arena couldn't help laughing. These two people are indeed hardcore fans of "Star Wars", and they are also hardcore fans who will renege on their debts. Not only did they try their best to get their favorite collectibles from each other , actually thinking about buying new ones to fool the other party when they lose.It's really laughable.

And Margaret and Leonardo were still chattering, "Uh, I'm going back to school directly, and I'll let you know when the holidays are over."

"No, you will definitely renege on the debt. Including this lightsaber, you still need an R2 robot. I have been busy filming these days, so I don't have time to get it. Are you thinking of delaying the time? ? Let me tell you, there is no way, you should give up your heart!"

Leonardo didn't give her a chance to renege on her debts, and forced Margaret to agree with a frowning face that he would take him home to get the spoils after the show was over.So far, Leonardo DiCaprio has won the battle surrounding the original Star Wars.