atypical hollywood life

The first song is okay, they can still comfort themselves, this is just a coincidence, definitely not alluding to the love story between Queen Amidala and Anakin, after all, some parts of the lyrics do not match - these people are completely I forgot that "Moonage Daydream" was born in 1976, more than 20 years earlier than the "Star Wars prequel", and it was almost 30 years before the third part.But the words of the second song directly punctured their fantasy. What is "I don't want to close my eyes"?Recall that this song was written by Stephen Tyler for his daughter Liv Tyler, and it is also the theme song played when Bruce Willie decides to trade his life for the safety of the earth in "Peerless Heist". This group of people is not very good , coincidentally, Star Wars fans all over the world have an ominous premonition in their hearts.

But don't tell them that Padmé died in the third part?Although I know that Anakin will definitely be blackened, otherwise where would Darth Vader come from?But the problem is that no one has ever said that Princess Leia's mother died so early?In the main story, Liya clearly said that they lived together for a while!Wouldn't that be a bug?Use this reason to comfort your fans and feel that your heart is not beating so hard.

But considering George Lucas's cheating attributes, fans are not sure, this guy has done so many shitty things, even Luke and Leah are brothers and sisters. What can't be done?Letting Padmé die doesn't really seem like a big deal, after all, her husband has already died, er, in the main story.The result is that a bunch of people are making troubles in front of the TV, but they can't verify their thoughts. After all, this is just a variety show. Maybe it's just a coincidence?

The movie hits theaters on Friday, so it's too early to say this stuff!

"Hahahaha, well done!" The old man Lucas, who was scolded by a bunch of fans in his heart, was watching TV with vegetable juice at home.

As expected, Meg was his goddaughter, and knew exactly what he thought.George can fully imagine the torment of the fans, which makes the vegetable juice in his hand not so bad.

He has done this kind of thing to moles fans more than once. He has been molesting fans since the day the fourth "New Hope" was born. After all, there is no director who would make the protagonists in the love triangle in his movies vile. Brothers and sisters, as early as 30 years ago, director Lucas had already understood the essence of "lover will eventually become brothers and sisters", and carried forward this great art.It's a trivial matter to kill the heroine of one's own movie.

As for the last two films, which British director made them?That's not a problem at all, the father of Star Wars will only be George Lucas, even if Christopher Nolan makes the movie better, it won't change that fact.

George smiled and held the vegetable juice to make up for the scene of the fans jumping, and felt that his spirit had improved.

"Dad, it's getting late, you should go to bed." His daughter Amanda knocked on the living room door, reminding him to go to bed.

"Give me a few more minutes, and go after reading this paragraph." George shouted.

Recently, "Revenge of the Sith" is about to be released, and everyone is very busy. Nolan is promoting in the British headquarters, Hayden went to Europe, and Margaret is in North America, and he is no exception.Even though he doesn't put his name on the director's slot, he's still a producer and has been on the show a few times as the 'Father of Star Wars'.As soon as the work intensity came up, the body couldn't bear it. Amanda moved back from school to take care of him because of this matter. She watched him drink vegetable juice and go to bed on time every day.

"Watching Meg's show?" Amanda moved to George's side.

It's almost the end of the term, and she has been so busy recently that she has no time to relax at all. Even moving back home, she is busy late every day to finish those damn homework, let alone watch TV. Not going to the North American premiere of Revenge of the Sith!

Now she is quite curious about what Margaret did to make George so happy. After all, her father always feels a little uncomfortable whenever he talks about these two films that he did not direct. There is always a kind of territory being violated. It feels like there are almost no such laughing situations like now.

"Before going on the show, she asked me if I could give a slight spoiler, in the form of a song, and I agreed." George nodded.

It can only be said that it is not that the whole family does not come into the house. Margaret really deserves to be the goddaughter of George Lucas. The bad character of the two people who like to play tricks and make fun of others really have the same taste.Old George was in the first year of junior high school, and she herself was in the fifteenth year. Anyway, she didn't say that Padmé was dead. Everything was just a fan's imagination.

And even more afraid that the world will not be chaotic, George, who has no topic, even encouraged her to use some songs that are not so cryptic to spoil the show. Anyway, it will be released soon. People walked into the movie theater, even audiences that weren't Star Wars fans.

So in the end, it caused Margaret to be particularly cheating on the talk show, shedding tears of sympathy for those poor Star Wars fans.

The most terrible thing is that Margaret on TV has completed her task after two spoiler songs, and is now teasing the audience with Jimmy.

"Come and get your love, hey, what'sthe matter with your feel right? Don't you feel right, baby..." This relaxed and happy song that makes people want to shake their toes all over the body and let the scene fall into a sea of ​​joy. Sweep away the heavy atmosphere brought by the first three rock music.

Conscious that he can't beat Margaret over Stephen Tyler, Jimmy decides to take it easy, only to have the hearts of Star Wars fans stuck in front of the TV.

"This must be a conspiracy!" the fans roared.

That's right, fans who think they've seen through everything think that this is the collusion between the host and the guests to whet their appetites. After all, if it wasn't collusion, why does every song have so much meaning?Not to mention the two songs by Margaret, just talk about the song "dreamon" by AeroAVith. Why does it sound like Anakin is shouting?Moreover, the main story and the prequel are shouted together!

These people have been completely crazy about conspiracy theories.It's really that George Lucas has too much black history, and these songs are too coincidental, so people can't doubt it!

So when the movie was released on Friday, you could see a lot of Star Wars fans with dark circles floating into the movie theater one by one like ghosts, and then rushed out with hideous faces.

"Fuck!" There was a burst of cursing in the theater.

I knew that bastard George Lucas was going to do something!Countless people roared in their hearts when they saw Anakin grabbing Padmé's neck.

"Fuck!" They continued to swear at George Lucas inwardly after Anakin's remaining limbs were severed.

"Scramble, light and dark, mighty Anakin, give up, die," said Master Yoda, the little green man.

Well, the translation is "The light force and the dark force in her body are fighting for control, but the dark force is too strong, she is going to die." A voice-over with normal word order was added.

"It really is a conspiracy!" They thought in their hearts.

"Her will to live is too weak. If this continues, the fetus will die, and emergency surgery is necessary." The robot floated out.

"Luke."

"Leah."

Padmé, who desperately gave birth to two children, felt that her life was passing by after naming them. She held Obi-Wan's hand tightly, "Obi-Wan, my brother, please Don't give up on him, he still has..." Unfortunately, the light in her eyes dimmed before she finished speaking, and Padmé's life came to an end.

Years of doubts finally uncovered?

Years of injustice finally cleared?

Do you think the audience will think so?Innocent!Wanting to tie George Lucas to a pillar and burn it is what they really want in their hearts!

what the hell?Obi-Wan is Padmé's brother?The audience were all overwhelmed by the last stroke of genius.In an instant, the seemingly ambiguous and weird relationship between the two people before was all justified, these two are actually brothers and sisters!George Lucas, come out and I won't kill you!In the main story, you just play brother-sister stalking, but you still do this in the prequel, are you addicted to it?

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!..." At this moment, such a simple and easy-to-understand word rang out in countless places around the world. Anger is no longer enough to express everyone's feelings. What they want to do most now is to rush to Go to Skywalker Farm and kill George Lucas!

It's unbearable!Think about how they worked so hard to guess that the state of the three people should be a love triangle, but they never expected this to be the result. This is a copy of the main story. Well, only the little angel Luke broke his hand, but in the prequel, one died, one was blackened, and the other was destined to die, George Lucas, you are going to heaven!

As a result, the movie was still in theaters, and already impulsive fans began to protest at the Skywalker Farm, and even more scolding on the Internet set off a frenzy.

Of course, it's not about the movie, it's about George Lucas.

Objectively speaking, the filming of this film is pretty good, at least it is not a big bad film with exquisite pictures but empty plot, as a commercial film "Revenge of the Sith" is still very qualified, the rhythm is well mastered, and it is time for the climax The climax, when it’s time to ignite, even the monotonous story of the script itself has been filled in with details. What has been criticized is George Lucas’s 30-year-old method of spilling blood.

"Ha, don't you feel tired after using an old meme for 30 years?" A netizen commented.

"I just want to know that in a few years from the restart of 'Star Wars', will the great father of Star Wars still play brother and sister again? For example, the children of Luke and Leia will meet again on the battlefield after they get married. What are you seeing?" Someone asked a question not to be outdone.

"Don't tell me, this may really exist. Don't Leah and Han Solo have a black son? It would be interesting if Luke had a daughter." Some people like to read the novel version of "Star Wars" Netizens answered.

"You guys are so naive, how could George Lucas follow the novel? I think if it is restarted, he will simply use several old stalks together! For example, Luke's wife died, and Luke died in order to resist the empire. Give the child to others for adoption, and then meet the blackened brother on the battlefield or something. In this way, "A New Hope" can be repeated, and the plot structure does not need to be rebuilt. Maybe there will be another Didn’t Luke and Sir Luke come to such a scene at the time when the father and son killed each other? Paying homage to the classics, you can still be lazy, so much easier?” He sneered.

"It's so reasonable that I can't refute it. Given that George Lucas has already become a negative number, I think he can really do this kind of thing. And there are many plots in the prequel to pay tribute to the main story, who knows Will they come again?" Immediately someone caught up with the train of thought.

"The thing I'm worried about now is that with his character that loves to toss so much, will he face the main driver? What do you say if he wants to overhaul the main story? For example, Darth Vader in the main story Replace it with a prequel version? After all, his obsessive-compulsive personality is really scary." A netizen speculated worriedly.

Everyone knows how controlling George Lucas is, and people even give directors with the same problem the name of Lucas Syndrome to complain about him.So after this possibility was raised, a lot of people were discussing this issue.

"By the way, am I the only one who pays attention to the acting skills of the actors in this film?" Someone broke the formation.

Why guess here and find trouble for yourself?

"No, I have been paying attention. Generally speaking, although there is a gap with the positive and sunny plot of the main story, it is darker, without the lively sense of interaction, at least it does not make people too dramatic. Male The main character is good enough. Although his acting skills are mediocre, I have to say that he fits well with the character. Here I would like to praise the casting, which perfectly restores the young Sir. As for Obi-Wan, I always feel that he is a little out of shape. But it is much better than the frequent soul out of the body in the second part. His Majesty the Emperor is as wonderful as ever, with a deep meaning in his eyes, and his acting skills are online without being abrupt. He is worthy of a drama background. Powerful, the rest of the supporting roles are just like that. What I am more curious about is Margaret, how did she have such a strong presence in such a basic movie? And there is no sense of obtrusiveness?" Soon Someone replied to this thread.