[Qin Shimingyue] On the development of love through improper households

After Fan Zeng died, Chen Ping sent someone to transport his body back to Xiang Yu in the Chu camp.

The result of this is that none of the young soldiers who transported the corpses came back alive, and the Chu army besieging Xingyang also increased several times.

Chen Ping kept silent about this phenomenon. As smart as he is, he knew that doing so would anger Xiang Yu, but he still insisted on sending Fan Zeng's body back. The reason for this is only well understood by Zhang Liang and me.

Chen Ping was willful once in his life.

It's just that Xingyang City is almost out of ammunition and food at this time, and it is already in danger.

In the afternoon, I went to Zhang Liang. He was at Liu Bang's house, discussing countermeasures with Chen Ping.With an old face in mourning, Liu Bang looked at Chen Ping resentfully: "Why hasn't Xinxin come?"

I felt chills for a while, relieved, gloated and said, "Why doesn't the King of Han hug a beautiful woman to wash his feet now?"

"I'm not in that mood, the beauties have made them retreat."

"Ah Zhen, don't be rude." Zhang Liang looked at me and said seriously, "Quickly apologize to His Majesty."

"Oh." I pretended to be respectful, "I apologize."

"That's all, you don't have to be serious, Ovary. I'm not in the mood to argue with her, so I'll scold her another day." Liu Bang sighed, "But, what should I do now? How many people Xiang Yu has sent!"

"Your Majesty, auspicious people have their own celestial features, and they will surely turn bad luck into good luck."

What Zhang Liang said made sense. Liu Bang was always very lucky, but this time... Fan Zeng's death completely angered Xiang Yu. Not to mention keeping Xingyang, whether Liu Bang could escape safely was a problem.

"Your Majesty, the only solution for now is to give up Xingyang." Chen Ping nodded his eyebrows, and continued, "The green hills are still there, and the fire is endless."

"This—" Speaking of giving up Xingyang, Liu Bang was a little unwilling, and looked at Zhang Liang for help, "Zifang, is there really no other way?"

"Your Majesty, what Lieutenant Chen said is true, the green mountains are still there, and the fire is endless."

"Okay then." Liu Bang sighed, "But when Xinxin and Xinxin took so many soldiers, but they couldn't defend Xiao Xingyang, I would be laughed at by him."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, General Han is not that kind of person."

"He is that kind of person. He will laugh at me in his heart. Although he doesn't say it, he will definitely laugh at me in his heart."

"..."

"Well, I have something to say."

I interrupted this old His Majesty Liu's self-concern about the issue of face, and reminded him not to be so optimistic. Chen Ping and Zhang Liang said it easily, but as for how to escape, it is still a serious topic.

"King Xiang's siege of Xingyang has increased several times. Even the dead corners that he neglected to guard against before have been replenished, which shows his determination. It is not an easy task to escape. May I ask His Majesty the King of Han to know martial arts?" Are you a top expert?"

"……Won't."

"What about Qinggong?"

"……Won't."

"Then it seems that we can only drill a hole." Drill a hole and bury yourself, so as not to be boiled by Xiang Yu.

"Zifang, is it too late to dig a hole and escape?"

"There is not much food and grass left in the city, and the tunnel cannot be completed in a few days. Your Majesty, this plan should be inappropriate." Zhang Liang thought for a while, and denied this plan.

I twisted my neck and found that Chen Ping was staring at me with piercing eyes.

That look was a bit strange and chilling.

I took a step to the left, and his eyes followed me to the left.I took a step to the right, and his eyes followed me to the right.

"I said, what are you looking at?" I said with some displeasure.

Chen Ping rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "You and Ah Mo look too much alike, really too much alike, good, very good."

"Well, you big-headed ghost, if I don't look like Ah Mo at all, how can I sneak into Xingyang?"

"My lord Zhang, I'm usually a little shy and I'm not familiar with the soldiers in the army. I want to ask you, is there anyone in the army who looks like His Majesty?" Chen Ping's eyes lit up again, "Wise Master Zhang, who is very powerful, please don't tell me that you don't have one."

"I don't know about that." Zhang Liang shook his head and said.

Liu Bang stroked his beard suspiciously and said, "Are you kidding me, how can I be so handsome in the army? It's too hard to find, right? Lieutenant Chen, don't force others to make things difficult."

At this moment, someone came to report that General Fan Kuai had arrived.

General Fan Kuai was a man of five ranks and three rough men. He was down-to-earth and knew the situation of the soldiers of the Han army quite well. When he heard Chen Ping's question, he immediately said, "I know a guy named Ji Xin who looks a little handsome, like Your Majesty."

"Dog meat, what nonsense are you talking about! Can that kid Ji Xin be as handsome as I am? You are not ashamed to speak!"

"...Your Majesty is wrong, His Majesty is the most handsome." Fan Kui was obviously telling nonsense out of conscience, his face turned red, "But Ji Xin and His Majesty are very similar in body, physique and appearance. But he does not have His Majesty's 72 moles on his thigh."

"Of course, is this a treasure that everyone can have?" Liu Bang was as proud as a pheasant when he mentioned his 72 moles.

72 moles, all on one leg - how disgusting is that? ==

Zhang Liang asked: "Does Lieutenant Chen mean—"

Chen Ping nodded: "Just as Mr. Zhang thought."

Fan Kuai and Liu Bang didn't understand, so they looked at each other face to face: "What do they mean?"

I thought about it: "It seems that I plan to sacrifice that unlucky guy named Ji Xin. These days, bumping into faces is also a mistake."

"This is not a sacrifice." Chen Ping raised his eyebrows and said, "It is Ji Xin's honor to sacrifice for His Majesty."

I asked back, "Then why didn't you make the sacrifice? You said it as if you were envious."

Chen Ping sighed and said: "It's all my fault for my parents, who didn't accumulate good deeds and made me handsome. If I can be a little bit similar to Your Majesty, I will have a chance to help His Majesty solve problems. My Majesty, I My king, Ping is willing to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire for you, and go down from the blue to the underworld for you."

Damn it, Chen Ping, please don't be so disgusting, it's disgusting and creepy. ...Ah hey, Liu Laosan, don't cry all the time, he's just talking casually, if it really is his turn, he will definitely run away, he doesn't care about you.

"Xiao Chen, I want to reward you with money."

"Your Majesty." Chen Ping's lips trembled excitedly.

"Xiao Chen, I want to promote you."

"Your Majesty..." Chen Ping's hands trembled excitedly.

"Xiao Chen, I want to reward you with some more beauties to relax for you."

"Your Majesty..." Chen Ping's legs also trembled excitedly.

... This blinding scene even changed Fan Kui's face.

Zhang Liang coughed lightly, and changed the subject: "Letting Ji Xin pretend to be His Majesty to surrender to the Chu camp may alleviate the temporary danger, but Xingyang is surrounded by Chu troops on all sides, how can we lead His Majesty to break through safely? "

"It's very simple. Lead the Chu army from the other three gates to the east gate, and then break through the gate with the least troops. It will be safe."

"The Chu army has strict military discipline. How can the Chu army from the other three sects gather at the east gate?"

"Master Zhang, I think you can also think of my plan. It's just that although you can think of it, you will never be willing to think about it." Chen Ping said with a smile, "Women love to lie to men, and men love to play with women. The truth that will not change when you go to the ends of the world. The Chu army has strict military discipline? No matter how disciplined the army is, it is also composed of men. As long as they are men, their nature will not change."

"...Maybe there are other ways."

"Your Majesty, there is no room for delay in this matter, please leave it to my minister as soon as possible."

"It's on you, Xiao Chen, I'm relying on you."

"My minister will live up to His Majesty's entrustment."

Chen Ping and Fan Kui quickly resigned, and Zhang Liang and I also returned to his residence.

A touch of melancholy appeared on Zhang Liang's face. He stared at the dim sunset and said softly, "Ah Zhen, I'm afraid it won't be peaceful tonight."

I chewed the few tea cakes left, and said vaguely: "Don't be afraid, I'm here, and I will protect you. I am willing to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire for you, and go down to the underworld for you."

"Really?"

"Fake." I swallowed the last sip of tea cake and said with a smile, "You are no worse than me in martial arts now, why do you need my protection? You are not a child anymore."

"Then I will protect Ah Zhen."

"That's okay, I have the ability to protect myself, and besides, you still have to protect Liu Laosan." I stood up, stretched my waist, and said quietly, "Your future and ambition are all bet on him, Don't waste all your previous efforts. Chen Ping's lightness skills are good, but his martial arts are scumbags. He cares most about himself. He is not a person who will sacrifice himself to save others, you should understand."

Zhang Liang was silent, and after a while, I said again: "Don't be so serious, Chen Ping has a lot of dirty tricks, you must be fine."

"You...Ah Zhen, are you saying that you won't leave with me?"

"Zhang Liang, I'm from Chuying, I have to go back."

Although it is almost a betrayal.

"Fan Zeng is dead now. If you return to Chuying, Xiang Yu will never let you go, and you—I will never let you go back." Zhang Liang paused, his eyes rolled, and he said firmly, "Even if If you tie it with a rope, I will definitely tie you away."

Damn it, this kid has grown up now, where did this nonsense come from?

Sure enough, the atmosphere in the Han camp was not right.

"I still want to tie you with a rope, and I'll slap you to death." I said angrily, "My son is lucky and fateful, how could something happen? Die Zhang San, open a crow's mouth. You know, I love life the most." .”

"You have never cherished your life at all, and you are always doing dangerous things. Fan Zeng is dead, he can't fulfill any promises to you, and you don't owe him anything. Ah Zhen, stay by my side, In the future, I will definitely return you a general's mansion that is more gorgeous than before, a general's mansion that is more gorgeous than ever before. As long as you like it, Ah Zhen."

... In this case, it is said that Wei Zhuang also made a promise to Honglian.

But it is also said that it did not materialize.

Is it the general's mansion?The gorgeous general's mansion, the more gorgeous general's mansion than ever... It's too exaggerated, it's not like what Zhang Liang can say, the simple and simple Zhang Kaidi and Zhang Ping will be very angry if they know about it.

"Are you serious?"

"Really." Zhang Liang nodded, took me into his arms, and whispered in my ear, "Ah Zhen's wish, let me realize it."

I stretched out my hands and hugged his waist tightly. At that moment, I suddenly remembered the time when I took advantage of him many years ago. I crossed the desk and hugged his waist in the same way.

It's just that it was from the back then, and now it's from the front.

The hand feeling is the same, and he can't get fat all the time.

"It's all bones, and it doesn't feel comfortable at all." I let go of my hand and complained, "It's better for you to be a cook. Watch the shopkeeper Ding cook and eat secretly. He's wide and fat, Ziming It can bounce back when it hits him, but if it hits you, it will definitely make you shake your head."

Zhang Liang touched my forehead with his hand, and said helplessly, "Nonsense again."

"I saw it with my own eyes. It's definitely not nonsense." I really saw Ziming bounce back from Shopkeeper Ding's belly.

"Ah Zhen."

"Ok?"

"I won't let you go." Zhang Liang still smiled, but there was no smile in his eyes.

I nodded, raised my eyebrows and said, "You can try."

Zhang Liang is a handsome gentleman, and he really cares about his face. I absolutely do not believe that he will tie me up, but the fact is true—the next second he hit my Ding acupuncture point.

It is still an advanced acupuncture point.

Don't play like this, cheating cheating.

"Second senior brother once taught me to use stones to touch acupuncture points. I tried it today, and the effect is good." Zhang Liang nodded in satisfaction, not forgetting to pretend to be concerned, "This is also a kind of rest. Ah Zhen will be stable from now on. Take a rest and see how much I think about you."

"If a person does not move for a long time, his hands and feet will become numb, and he may become disabled." I gritted my teeth and said, "We should get to know each other, you can't be so cruel, can we discuss it?"

"Don't worry, Ah Zhen, I won't make your hands and feet numb."

……What is this nonsense?

Is he really going to be tied with a rope?

What rope can trap me?

Damn, this is a lot of messing with the old bastard Liu Bang, and Zhang Liang can do this kind of thing.

Although he used a high-quality rope, which was not strangled or hurt, it was still embarrassing to be tied up.I tried my best to break free from the rope, but Zhang Liang said softly: "This is my old friend, the King of Thieves' soft rope given by the King of Thieves Zhi Zhi. You will never be able to break free. You should take a good rest."

"...Is it okay to have a discussion? Untie it, untie it. It's embarrassing for me, and it's embarrassing for you. If you say it out, you're not a gentleman. How can you set an example for Chen Ping in the future? That kid is evil." No way. I promise not to run, go with you, okay? I swear, I swear, I am very honest!"

"Since Ah Zhen is so sincere, then it's still," Zhang Liang sighed, pretending to be helpless, "Then it's still—"

I watched his movements with anticipation, and I swore that as soon as I could move, I would bring him down and beat him up.

"Let's tie it up."

His fingertips stopped on the soft rope that bound me, and then slowly retracted.

"...Ah hey, you're very dishonest." I stood up and jumped up angrily, "You just gave me hope, but you let me down again. You are too dishonest."

"Although you are bound, Ah Zhen, you are still very capable. Look at how joyful you are jumping." Zhang Liang supported his forehead, and then thankfully said, "Fortunately, I didn't untie it for you."

Simply ruthless.

"Xiao Liangliang, the most handsome, cutest, smartest and most elegant Xiao Liangliang in the world, everyone loves men, women, young and old, Xiao Liangliang, can you help me untie the rope? This is very uncomfortable, and I will never run away." Speaking in this tone, I can't bear it anymore. It seems that the older I get, the thinner my skin is, and I've gone back.

Zhang Liang, however, seemed to be enjoying it, with a much happier expression, nodded and said, "Okay."

"Ok?"

Well, act!immediately!

"When we leave Xingyang, we will definitely untie it for you."

"...Damn it." When I can move around, I will definitely beat you up, there is no need to discuss it.

"Ah Zhen, you will die if you go back."

"..."

Fifth watch, Xingyang.

Chen Ping thought of a trick, but it was also a big loss.

He gathered more than 2000 women in the city, put on military uniforms, and then ordered people to open the east gate, and drove them out of the east gate one by one.

The Chu army from the south, west, north, and north gates immediately surrounded them from the other three gates. After discovering that the soldiers were all women, they did not exclaim in surprise that they had been fooled, but were very excited.

Chen Ping said triumphantly in the carriage: "Look, the true nature of the man, the military discipline is a ghost, they have not touched meat for a long time, Xiang Yu took a concubine himself, and was happy, and he didn't care about the hard work of the soldiers below. , tsk tsk, you deserve it!"

This Chen Ping was even more down-to-earth than Fan Kui.

I looked at him deeply, until his scalp was numb, and asked with a frown, "Why are you looking at me like that? What did I say wrong? I'm telling the truth."

"No."

I looked away, and unexpectedly found that Zhang Liang's complexion was not good, very bad.

He looked at the batch after batch of women who walked out, his eyes were full of deep and unbearable.

What awaits them will definitely not be a good end, they will be insulted or killed, in short, they will never go back to the past.

Never, ever again.

This is a road of no return.

Suddenly, someone shouted: "The King of Han is here!"

Ji Xin, pretending to be King of Han, was sitting in the carriage, the door was wide open, and the guard of honor cleared the way, and the carriage slowly drove out of the east gate.Ji Xin is going to pretend to surrender to buy time for the real Han King Liu Bang to evacuate safely.

Taking advantage of the cheers of the Chu army, the two unremarkable carriages here hurried to the less guarded west gate, broke a bloody road, and fled towards Guanzhong.

Chen Ping also killed a few people head-on this time. It was not a plot, but a real face-to-face knife fight, so he was a little tired.

Of course, he was also a little happy. After all, such an opportunity to kill the enemy in an open manner was really rare for him.The feeling of being a hero is also very good. I heard him giggling and whistling from time to time along the way.

"Zhang Liang, I think Chen Ping is out of his mind." I whispered to Zhang Liang.

Zhang Liang said with a faint smile: "Lieutenant Chen is just happy."

"Because it's rare to be upright, so he is very excited?"

"...Master Zhang, according to what my subordinates have seen, it is better to acupoint her dumb acupoint, so as to be more stable. Master Zhang, you are also very tired and need to rest, so you can't be bothered by her anymore." Chen Ping looked at Zhang Liang and I suggested in a dark way.

I shuddered, and quickly said to Zhang Liang: "Don't listen to his nonsense, we have a good relationship, or you and him?"

Zhang Liangruo said thoughtfully: "The battle just now was indeed a bit exhausting."

I rolled my eyes and said sincerely, "Little Liangliang, I want to do something with you."

"What do you really want to do?"

"I want to kiss you."

"Pfft—" Chen Ping was drinking the water in the bamboo tube and sprayed it all out, "Ahem——"

"I'm not going to kiss you, why are you reacting so loudly?"

"In the past, South Korea always paid attention to etiquette. You are a Korean woman, and you are begging for sex in broad daylight—no, it's begging for kisses. Damn, you can be so... Uh, Mr. Zhang is so thin-skinned, and you actually eat food." Xiao, it’s really a special hobby—ahem, Mr. Zhang, I didn’t mean it, forgive me.”

"No problem." Zhang Liang said slowly.

He was indeed a thin-skinned man, and his handsome face was already stained a little red.

If it wasn't for Chen Ping's presence, he would have been able to calmly say, "Okay, come here."

But with an outsider present, even if his skin is swollen, it will never thicken.

"Xiao Liangliang, sit still and don't move. I'll jump over and kiss you. And old Chen, turn around." I said aggressively, "Don't look at evil, this kind of thing will hurt you." of."

"Who wants to see it! What's so interesting about this. Also, don't call me 'Old Chen Tou', it's so ugly, I'm Chen Ping, Lieutenant Chen, a handsome man." Chen Ping turned around angrily, and finally returned I didn't forget to add, "Squeak when you're done."

"Oh, I see."

After I responded, I quickly jumped to the side of Zhang Liang, and the carriage shook violently.

Zhang Liang asked hesitantly, "Ah Zhen, do you really want to..."

Do you really want to kiss me?

Tsk tsk, I seem to see that little beauty Zhang again, but then he was shy and angry, now he is shy.

If my hands were free, I would have picked his chin and teased him fiercely. Well, Liu Bang and I still have something in common.

It's just that the current situation is really a bit clumsy.

"Close your eyes and open your mouth, little beauty Zhang."

Kissing is all about being focused and single-minded.

He was probably too confident, thinking that I would never leave this time.

If you are tied, you have to be tied away. It is domineering and savage, I like it.

But I prefer to treat him that way.

I have long forgotten what Zhang Xiaomei's lips taste like.

Soft and cool, it makes people feel in a trance for a long time.

In a trance, his originally gentle expression gradually became stiff, and his eyes opened, and the pupils were full of silence.

The moment he fell to the ground, I reached out to support him.

Falling hurts, and I've always been considerate.

When Chen Ping heard the movement behind him, he just turned around when I kicked his head in the air and passed out.

"Ah Zhen is really powerful." Zhang Liang said calmly, "It must not be underestimated."

"The bandit Zhi must have never told you that there are actually two ropes in this rope of the king of robbers. The other one is in the hands of Zhang Han. Zhang Han once taught me the simplest solution, but you don't know it. know about it."

I carefully tied the rope to Zhang Liang's body, and I didn't forget to tie a beautiful bow around his neck.

Simply perfect.

"Thousands of calculations, one step away. How could I forget that besides Robber Zhi, there is Zhang Han who knows how to solve it. What's more, Zhang Han and Ah Zhen are friends."

He was one step worse, and I pressed the cartilage powder under the tongue.Because I took the antidote in advance, I am fine, but he is fine.

"Soldiers never tire of deceit." I pinched his face and said softly, "Hey, good boy, let me kill you. You are the fish, I am the knife. Should I beat you up or beat you up?" Woolen cloth?"

"Anything is fine, as long as Ah Zhen doesn't go back."

"...Then I won't hit you." I withdrew my hand, pretending to be relaxed, "I still have a lot of Tan Xifeng in Pengcheng, wouldn't it be a shame if I don't go back to drink?"

"I'll buy you more Xifeng in the future, more than Pengcheng." Zhang Liang thought for a while and added, "Don't you want to eat tea cake?"

Tea cakes, those are desserts that Pengcheng doesn't have.

"But I want to eat candy cakes."

These days, I have eaten almost all the tea cakes that I should eat in my life, which is enough to miss for a lifetime.

"You will die if you go back." Zhang Liang, who was hit by cartilage powder and bound by the rope of the stolen king, was able to hold on for so long and talk so much.

"No doubt is still in Pengcheng, so I have to go back. We all ran away, what should he do?" I tore off Chen Ping's robe, and carefully spread it on his body.

Zhang Liang was silent, and after a while, he resolutely said: "Then I don't want him anymore, I just want Ah Zhen to be safe and sound."

My men paused, then regained my composure, tapped his head and said, "Idiot, what are you talking about, it seems like I'm really going to die. Don't worry, the second master Yan Lu told me I can live to be a hundred years old, I will be safe and sound, Xiang Yu is not as cruel as you imagine, with Yu Ji and Long Qie here, he will not kill me. Be good, have a good rest and sleep After you sleep, you'll be safe."

"In the future, I will return Ah Zhen's ten generals' mansions, don't go back."

Ten general mansions?

How big is that, you will get lost.

Besides, where did he get so much money?Could it be that he wants to worship Chen Ping as a teacher to learn about corruption?

"No need, I don't want you to be bad. Remember, be an honest person, tell the truth, do honest things, and live with a smile." After that, I tapped his Ya point to save him from rambling. He continued to talk, then opened the window and jumped out lightly, "Take care, Xiao Liangliang."

Finally I looked back at him.

I can still clearly remember the look in his eyes at that time many years later.

I've never seen him look so resigned.