[Qin Shimingyue] On the development of love through improper households

"Liangzhen couple's sexual orientation X question"

Left: Lord Longyang; Right: Han Xin.

Long Yangjun: Come and ask X about the sex of a couple.

Han Xin: I dare not refuse to accept Brother Long's words.

1. Please tell us your names.

Zhang Liang: Zhang Liang.

Ji Zhen: Ji Zhen.

2. How old are you?

Zhang Liang: 36

Ji Zhen: 36

Longyang Jun: ... so young

Han Xin: Please don’t use yourself as a reference

Mr. Longyang: Singles get fucked.

Han Xin: Don't you?

Lord Longyang: ...I used to have it.

3. What is your gender?

Zhang Liang: Male.

Ji Zhen: Female.

5. What is the personality of the other party?

Zhang Liang: Noisy but smart...but very good.

Ji Zhen: There is a personality in front of the person, and a personality in the back.

6. When did the two first meet?Where?

Zhang Liang: Hanwang Palace, Han Wangan's birthday banquet.

Ji Zhen: When I ate tea cake for the first time.

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Zhang Liang (contemplating): ...a very cute kid.

Ji Zhen (surprised): So you really fell in love with me at first sight?

Longyang Jun (thoughtful): But after knowing that you are Ji Wuye's daughter, I guess the favorability will be gone.

Zhang Liang: ...

8. What do you like about each other?

Zhang Liang: Persistence.

Ji Zhen: Waist.

Han Xin: The jump is too fast, one thinks with the brain, and the other thinks with the body!

10. Do you feel that you and the other party are compatible in character?

Zhang Liang: Yes.

Ji Zhen: Yes.

11. How do you call each other?

Zhang Liang: Ah Zhen, madam.

Ji Zhen: Xiaoliangliang, Aliang, Zifang, Master Liuhou.

12. What do you want the other party to call?

Zhang Liang: Husband.

Ji Zhen: Ah Zhen.

13. If you compare the other party to an animal, what is it?

Zhang Liang: Mouse.

Ji Zhen: Fox.

14. If you give someone a gift, what will you give?

Zhang Liang: Myself.

Ji Zhen: Books.

Han Xin: Because he is the only one who is poor.

15. What gift do you hope to get?

Zhang Liang: Ah Zhen can send anything.

Ji Zhen: I don't lack anything.

17. Do you have any shortcomings?

Zhang Liang: Sometimes I am a little conceited.

Ji Zhen: Sometimes I am too hesitant.

19. What do you hate each other for?

Zhang Liang: ...going to the Flower House to see other men.

Ji Zhen: When I want to be alone, he will follow.

20. What makes the other person angry?

Zhang Liang: Normally, she would not be angry.

Ji Zhen: If I don't run around, he won't be angry.

21. To what extent is the relationship between the two of you?

Zhang Liang: Husband and wife.

Ji Zhen: I have two sons.

Han Xin: Neither of the two sons is normal.One wants to run away from home all day long, and the other has already run away from home at all.

22. Where did the two first date?

Zhang Liang: Ding Lanshan.

Ji Zhen: ...a long memory.

23. What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Zhang Liang (smiling): I just escaped from the firewood house in Fuzhong.

Ji Zhen (silent): ...I thought he wouldn't come.

24. Where do you often go on dates?

Zhang Liang: By the sea, in the forest.

Ji Zhen: A place suitable for two people to get along.

Han Xin: After all, we have to fight in the field (doubt here)

25. How will the other party celebrate their birthday?

Zhang Liang: Take her to an inn.

Ji Zhen: Take him to Haiyue Xiaozhu.

26. Who is the one who confessed?

Ji Zhen: Me.

Zhang Liang (nodding): ... She confessed many times.

Han Xin: It's too sad for a woman to chase a man.

27. How much do you like each other?

Zhang Liang: If you have her, you can ask for nothing else.

Ji Zhen: Zhang Liang has three treasures, his waist is slender and his legs are long and he is easy to overthrow.

28. So, are you deeply in love with each other?

Zhang Liang: Yes.

Ji Zhen: Yes.

29. What is the worst thing you can do about the other party?

Zhang Liang: Xiao Liangliang, let's...

Ji Zhen: Ma'am, I...

30. Have you ever suspected that the other party is different?what to do?

Zhang Liang (sure): She won't.

Ji Zhen: He has no money.

Longyang Jun: If you don’t have money, you can’t be willful.

31. Is it allowed to be different?

Zhang Liang: No.

Ji Zhen: No.

Han Xin: They are all second marriages, pretending to be innocent (PS: Zhang Liang is not a second marriage, Han Xin is purely discrediting others)

32. What should I do if the other party is late for a date?

Zhang Liang: Go buy some pastries she likes.

Ji Zhen: He is never late.

33. What's your favorite part of the other person's body?

Zhang Liang: All of them.

Ji Zhen: Waist.

Han Xin: All of them.Ass also like?

34. What is the most coquettish appearance of the other party?

Zhang Liang: Evening.

Ji Zhen: Foxes have always been very coquettish.

Han Xin: Temperance!

35. When will the two feel nervous?

Zhang Liang: On the night of getting married.

Ji Zhen: It seems a little bit.

Han Xin: Pretending to be pure again.not the first time

36. Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Zhang Liang: She is very smart.

Ji Zhen: He can calculate.

Han Xin: How did you live these days?

37. When do you feel the happiest?

Zhang Liang: When you fully own it.

Ji Zhen: When eating tea cakes, he helped me rub my shoulders.

Han Xin: wife slave

38. Have you ever quarreled?

Zhang Liang: ...forgot.

Ji Zhen: ...forgot.

Long Yangjun (covering Han Xin's mouth): If you forget, forget it.

39. What kind of quarrel was it?

Mr. Longyang: Pass it!

40. How to reconcile?

Zhang Liang: There is no overnight feud between husband and wife.

Ji Zhen: Yes.

Han Xin (sneering): Do you still remember Xiao Qi?

41. When did you feel loved?

Zhang Liang: When you fully own it.

Ji Zhen: Later, there was no one around me, only he followed me all the time.

Lord Longyang: It's not easy for a lover to get married. I'm going back to accompany King Wei.

Han Xin: I also miss Xiaomei.

Recommended background music: "Who Walks With Me"

42. When will you feel that the other party doesn't love you anymore?

Zhang Liang (laughs): Ah Zhen stared at a young man when he was shopping last time.

Ji Zhen: Because I look a lot like you, although younger than you.

Han Xin: Yoho, Zhang San is getting old, so he will continue to remarry

43. ​​In what way would you express your love?

Zhang Liang: With her, I can see all the troubles in the world.

Ji Zhen: Looking at him, everything he eats and drinks tastes delicious.

Han Xin: Small and...

Long Qi: ...Ah Zhen (Ye Nanke: Mo Ya, quickly take him back to the underworld. Mo Ya: twitter)

44. Which flower is suitable for each other?

Zhang Liang: Peach Blossom.

Ji Zhen: Large purple morning glory.

Han Xin: Big trumpet flower... Well, indeed, his ability to speak out is the big trumpet.

45. Is there anything hidden between the two of you?

Zhang Liang: ...

Ji Zhen: He definitely has.

Han Xin: And more than one thing.

Longyang Jun: I regret that I brought Han Xin here.

46. ​​Is your relationship public or confidential?

Zhang Liang: Accepted.

Ji Zhen: Accepted.

Han Xin: recognized second marriage

Lord Longyang: Marquis of Huaiyin (?), please stop making trouble.

47. I heard that the two of you boarded the boat first and then paid for the fare. How do you feel in between?

Zhang Liang: Han Xin, good assist.

Ji Zhen: ... I had a child out of nowhere, and I don't remember anything about that night.

Longyang Jun (laughs): Just remember the ovary.

48. Is there anything to worry about?

Zhang Liang: After the Battle of Weishui, I was worried.

Ji Zhen (silent).

Han Xin: Later...

Longyang Jun: There will always be a bright future.

Zhang Liang: ...Thank you very much, Han Xin.

Han Xin (turning away): ...No need.

49. Do you feel that the love between two people is eternal?

Zhang Liang: Of course.

Ji Zhen: Yes.

Han Xin: ...In that case, let's stay together.

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Zhang Liang: Attack.

Ji Zhen: ... accept.

Long Yang: Gender determines attributes.

52. Why did you make such a decision?

Zhang Liang: Mr. Long Yang has already said it.

Ji Zhen: ...I don't have that stuff.

Han Xin (close to Ji Zhen): What kind of attack is he?

Ji Zhen (thinking seriously): Let's attack.

Han Xin (serious face): Be specific...

Zhang Liang (with a smile on his face): Brother Han, there is no need to explain this kind of thing.

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Zhang Liang: Very good.

Ji Zhen: Very good.

Han Xin: The number of times is a bit too much, the two should pay attention to restraint.

Long Yang: Why do you know?

54. Where was the first time?

Zhang Liang: When Ah Zhen was sent by Fan Zeng to supervise King Han, it was my room.

Ji Zhen: ...I drank too much that time.

Han Xin: There is medicine in the wine, I don't know who gave it.

Long Yang: Out of curiosity, I changed the medicine on Miss Shui~ Hehe, I did a good deed.

55. How did you feel at the time?

Zhang Liang (contemplating): ...OK.

Ji Zhen: ...I don't remember at all.

Long Yang (laughs): Just remember the ovaries.

56. What did the other party look like at that time?

Zhang Liang: She has fallen asleep.

Ji Zhen: I don't know at all.

Han Xin: Hehe.

58. How many times per week?

Zhang Liang: Three or four times.

Ji Zhen: Three or four times.

Long Yang: Very regular.

Han Xin: Too many times.

59. In the ideal situation, how many times a week?

Zhang Liang: The more the better.

Ji Zhen: Maintain the status quo.

Long Yang (cough lightly): It's not Han Xin who ordered troops...

Han Xin: one two three four five six seven

60. So, what kind of experience was it?

Zhang Liang: Complete ownership.

Ji Zhen: Pleasant experience.

Long Yang: A natural couple.

Han Xin: ...

61. Where is your most sensitive?

Zhang Liang: Waist.

Ji Zhen: Ears.

62. Where is the other person most sensitive?

Zhang Liang: Ears.

Ji Zhen: waist

63. Use one sentence to describe the other party at that time?

Zhang Liang: Enchanting.

Ji Zhen: Positive.

Long Yang: ...as an elder uncle, I really shouldn't come to participate in this kind of question and answer

64. Honestly, do you like that?

Zhang Liang: (nodding).

Ji Zhen: As long as he likes it.

Han Xin (looking at Ji Zhen): You actually like it yourself, right?

65. In general, where is that?

Zhang Liang: The room.

Ji Zhen: The room.

Long Yang: In fact, you can also try other places, such as——

Han Xin: Fu Nian's room, hehe

66. Which location would you like to try?

Zhang Liang (inner): seaside, forest, cave.

Ji Zhen: Let him go.

Han Xin: ...and the more the better.

67. Is the bath before or after that?

Zhang Liang: Before.

Ji Zhen: Later.

68. Was there any agreement at that time?

Zhang Liang: For the rest of my life.

Ji Zhen: I will never change my mind.

Han Xin: The second marriage is still like this... Well, okay.

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get your heart, you should at least get your body"?

Zhang Liang: (silent).

Ji Zhen: (silent).

Long Yang: Why didn't you speak?

Han Xin: Because they will attack by force

71. If the other party was raped by thugs, what would you do?

Zhang Liang: This kind of thing will not be allowed to happen.

Ji Zhen: No one dares to force him.

72. Do you feel embarrassed before that?or later?

Zhang Liang: No.

Ji Zhen: No.

73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for that, would you?

Zhang Liang: Zifang has no such friends.

Ji Zhen: I don’t have that kind of friend either.

74. Do you think you are good at that?

Zhang Liang: Still need to work hard.

Ji Zhen: Still researching.

75. What about the other party?

Zhang Liang: Well done.

Ji Zhen: I worked very hard.

76. What would you like the other person to say at that time?

Zhang Liang (inside): Ah Liang, you are awesome.

Ji Zhen: Ah Zhen, I will take you out to play tomorrow.

77. Which expression of the other party do you prefer at that time?

Zhang Liang: Clumped together like a mouse.

Ji Zhen: No matter when, he is very beautiful.

78. Do you think it is okay to be with someone other than your lover?

Zhang Liang: No.

Ji Zhen: No.

79. Are you interested in SM?

Zhang Liang: No.

Ji Zhen: Yes.

Han Xin: ...

80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?

Zhang Liang: Improvement method.

Ji Zhen: Find out why.

Han Xin: ...will you die if you don't do it?

Long Yang: Old virgins won’t understand~

82. What is the most painful thing in that?

Zhang Liang: No.

Ji Zhen: It has always been very harmonious.

83. Among the ones so far, which place makes you feel most excited and anxious?

Zhang Liang: Forest.

Ji Zhen: I am always afraid that someone will pass by.

Han Xin: ...I have seen it from afar.

Long Yang: ...

Ji Zhen (angry): Han Xin, you are still human!

Han Xin: ... It's just that I didn't see it clearly. Besides, don't you and your wife feel sorry for me?

84. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Zhang Liang: Yes.

Ji Zhen: ... very little.

85. What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Zhang Liang: I am very pleased.

Ji Zhen: He is very happy.

86 Has the attacker committed violent acts?

Zhang Liang: ...

Ji Zhen: Sometimes his attitude is still tough, although he has always been gentle.

87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Zhang Liang: She is very cooperative

Ji Zhen: Learn to enjoy it

Long Yang: What a match made in heaven

88. For you, what is the ideal of "being that object"?

Zhang Liang: She.

Ji Zhen: He.

Long Yang: Very consistent.

Han Xin: Because they have no new attempts.

89. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Zhang Liang: Very good.

Ji Zhen: Very good.

90. Were props used in that?

Zhang Liang: No

Ji Zhen: No.

Long Yang: I can provide it.

91. When did your first time happen?

Zhang Liang: I have already mentioned it.

Ji Zhen: Same as above.

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

Zhang Liang: Yes.

Ji Zhen: Yes.

Han Xin: The second marriage is still so loving...

Long Yang (sigh): Why did I bring Han Xin here! !

93. Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Zhang Liang: Lips.

Ji Zhen: Forehead.

94. Where is your favorite place to kiss someone?

Zhang Liang: The whole body.

Ji Zhen: Forehead.

Long Yang (inside): Zhang Liang is really... coquettish

95. What was the most pleasing thing for the other party at that time?

Zhang Liang: Tell her there is no class tomorrow, take her out to play.

Ji Zhen: Tell him, he... is very strong.

96. What would you think at that time?

Zhang Liang: It's great that I didn't miss it.

Ji Zhen: To be together forever.

Long Yang: Congratulations, it's finally here.

97. How many times a night?

Zhang Liang: Two or three times.

Ji Zhen: Yes.

98. At that time, did you take off the clothes yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Zhang Liang: Help each other.

Ji Zhen: Yes.

Long Yang: Very emotional

99. What is that for you?

Zhang Liang: Food, sex, sex.

Ji Zhen: An indispensable part of life.

Han Xin (staying): My life seems incomplete.

100. Please say a word to your lover.

Zhang Liang: Fortunately, we did not miss it.

Ji Zhen: Don't separate again in the future.

Long Yang: May lovers in the world finally get married.

Han Xin left alone.