[Comprehensive] Bring Your Own Golden Rule

Leaving aside the "judgment and treatment" of the two of them, Hisoka first looked at Jing Ji after discovering that his ability to read was blocked.

Originally, his impression of Jing Ji still stayed at the time when he was rescued from the auction house a long time ago, but after being caught off guard and kicked to the ground by the other party before, and now his thoughts are blocked, Hisoka has a different view of Jing Ji changed.

"What an accident." His golden pupils stared at Jing Ji.

"It's a very useful ability, and I'm also very satisfied. Jing Ji's auxiliary skills are very good. Not only can heal but also detect information easily." When facing acquaintances, Yier fans unconsciously become a little talkative.This is reflected in the daily relationship with family members and Jing Ji.At this time, in front of his acquaintance Sisuoyer fan, he said some kind of ostentatious words in a flat tone, "It facilitates my work to a great extent."

Hisoka, who always felt that Yier fans were asking himself "envy or not": ...he felt the smell of blood in his mouth suddenly turned into a peculiar smell of dog food.

"Well, it's time to send you on your way." After showing off without a trace, Yi Ermi took out the reading pin, but paused, "For the sake of our acquaintance for so long, I'll let you choose. Which do you prefer? Hearts or nails?"

Hisoka: "..."

Hisoka maintained a tolerant attitude towards the big change in his partner's way of speaking. He hummed twice before saying in a hoarse voice: "Xiaoyi should understand that I prefer vigorous and passionate sports. If you It doesn't matter if you die in the process~"

Hisoka, who is teasing with his life, is fearless, facing Yier fans, there is nothing that money can't solve.The problem is that now that his mind is sealed, he can't indulge as he pleases.

"Oh, I see," Yi Ermi nodded, "Then cut it off first, and then patch the nail."

I always feel that the scene when the two get along is very delicate, but Jingji, who is unexpectedly cute, immediately shakes her head and throws out her terrible thoughts.

Originally, when she said that she wanted to kill Hisoka, she just took advantage of the trend, but she didn't expect Yi Ermi to nod so easily.After all, he is also a friend that fans of Yier can talk to...

kindness?Wait, Hisoka seems to be the only friend of Il fans?

Carefully going through Yiermi's social circle in her mind, Jing Ji found that he really didn't seem to have any contact with anyone other than Hisoka.Thinking about the character of Il fans, I am afraid that there will be no guy like Hisoka in the future.

Thinking of this, Jingji immediately called Yiermi to stop.

"Wait a minute," she quickly stepped forward to hold Yi Ermi, "Forget it, after all, I'm still your friend."

Yi Erfan thought about Hisoka's position: "Well..."

"Hmm~ Are you pleading for my lover, my dear?" Hiso, who was hesitant, added after seeing this scene.

Jing Ji: Sure enough, we should deal with him.

Hearing this, Yier fans didn't even look at Hisoka, and directly changed the words "is it right" that he originally planned to respond to Jingji to his lips: "Oh, he is a mobile bank/bank card. An external wallet that can transfer money.”

Jing Ji felt sorry for Hisoka for a second, and asked empathetically, "What about me?"

How fast the money comes is not worth the money.

The above answers flashed in Yi Erfan's mind, but his intuition told him that it was better not to say it, so at this moment he paused for a while, and said: "...you are a good wife."

Quietly staring at Yi Ermi for a while, Jing Ji shifted her gaze to Hisoka: "Forget it, let's just pretend that what you said is true."

After finishing speaking, she stood in front of Hisoka, put her hand on his shoulder, and at the same time took back the demonic crystal attached to his body: "I suddenly remembered the reason for running away from beating the enemy Hakka, just now The chaos almost forgot the most fundamental purpose."

Hisoka felt the changes in his body and raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

"I think you didn't enjoy yourself just now. Now that your injury has recovered and Feng Nian has been lifted, you can let go of the fight later," Jing Ji said, retracting her hand, and said to Xi Suo, who had fully recovered, "I'll leave it to you , Mister Lover."

"Okay~," Hisoka happily responded, and then rushed towards Ilmi, "It is a gentleman's responsibility to respond to a lady's request~"

"That's it, then I'll go first." Jing Ji waved at Yi Ermi, who was being entangled and fought by Hisoka, and then walked away in a fair manner.

Yier fan: "Hisuo, get out of the way."

"No way," Hisoka finished, and said sharply again, "And Xiaoyi, you can't catch up with girls like this. First of all..."

Seeing Yi Ermi's eyes staring at him, Hisoka licked the corner of his lower lip slightly: "I will tell you only if I am satisfied first."

Yi Ermi, who originally thought Hisoka would give a suggestion, threw a row of nails with a paralyzed face.

·

Jing Ji didn't go far after walking away, and saw the private small airship that beat the enemy's Hakkas. She went around here and headed in another direction.The airship was above the mountains when it exploded, and it was in a remote jungle after landing, so no matter how loud the fight between Ilmi and Hisoka was, it would not have any effect.

She didn't know how long she walked, but she stopped when the sound of fighting between Yiermi and Hisoka could no longer be heard.Clear rivers, lush green lawns, blue skies, and gentle breezes.

Feeling that the scenery here is good, she lay on the lawn, planning to rest for a while.

'click. '

The back of the hand placed on the side of the head accidentally touched the hairpin and made a crisp sound. Jing Ji paused her hand, even though she knew that it had been tampered with, she did not put it back into the body space.

Just as Hisoka didn't ask Yi Ermi if she couldn't find her before, Jing Ji also didn't have any doubts about it.What's more, she didn't really want to slip away, otherwise she would have put away the hairpin long ago.

Running out is just a way of expressing one's dissatisfaction, and simply wants to add trouble to Il fans.

As a monster, and because she herself prefers Il fans, Jing Ji didn't pay much attention to the processes of human beings, but she was still slightly unhappy.After all, Il fans have never expressed anything clearly, but if I really heard words like "like" or "love" from Il fans, it would be a little scary.

For people like Il fans, control and monopoly are expressions of love.

Thinking about it this way, it is quite similar to most monsters.

Here, Jingji is making a reasonable and practical defense to the Yier fan, and the two fighting over there have finally come to an end.

After holding back for too long, Hisoka finally had a good vent. Although his body was full of injuries, he was in a very happy mood. He didn't care about the wounds involved, and while smiling, he conveyed "the correct way to pursue girls" to Il fans.

"Xiaoyi doesn't understand women. Although there are women who are happy when they spend money, there are also women with big breasts and no brains, but...she doesn't belong to that category." Hisoka said and glanced at Yi Ermi , and as far as he knew, when these two people got along, it was the woman who took care of the man.

Yi Ermi tilted her head slightly: "Then what should I do?"

"First of all, you have to respect her." Facing the question from his little friend, Hisoka rarely answered seriously, "After all, you choose to spend the rest of your life, so you can't put her in the same position as those pets."

Facing the empty eyes of Yi Ermi, Hisoka flipped the playing cards with his fingers: "Xiao Yi still needs to be self-aware of her family's abnormality, not everyone comes from a place like Meteor Street."

After thinking about what he did, Il, who thought there was nothing wrong with it, said, "No disrespect."

When I met and talked with Jingji before, I learned from the other party that "the person who is going to get married is the last to know the news" and "there is no one who proposes marriage". Hisoka watched the earnest Il fan and flicked the poker in his hand Card.

#On how a master who often flirts with girls and has sex with his sisters should teach his little friends with strange and dead-brained thinking circuits. #

Hisoka felt that instead of explaining this to Yier fans, it would be better to directly point out the key points to remind the other party.Thinking of this, he immediately said: "Not every woman will be happy because she is useful, and it's because Xiaoyi you can't realize this that she will run away."

Il fan was lost in thought.

"And Xiaoyi, you wanted to kill her at the beginning, but didn't you want to control her in the end because of her healing ability and gold absorption ability?" Hisoka, who was very clear about the thoughts of Yier fans, said, "You Marrying her must be due to these reasons, but since you decide to get married, it is definitely not these factors that dominate, what you have to think about is emotional factors other than these."

"Forget it," Hisoka, who felt that he could be an emotional mentor, patted Yi Ermi's shoulder, "It may be too troublesome for you to think about it, so let's use the simplest method."

"You don't need to prepare anything, just express the meaning of 'you are very important'." I think this is the easiest and most thought-free way for fans of Yier.

Yi Ermi nodded thoughtfully, took out her mobile phone, dialed out the location, and went to Jingji, leaving Hisuo a back view.

Hisoka: It's really easy to throw away after use, as expected of Xiao Yi.

At the same time, Yi Ermi, who was on the road, thought for a while, and felt that it would be safer to call his father to inquire.

After receiving a call from his eldest son, Xiba's old father said after listening to a series of narrations: "Ilmi, it's okay not to propose. Your mother was moved by my marriage proposal at the beginning, so she married me so soon .”

Yier fan: "How did father propose marriage?"

"After waking up in bed the next day, I directly asked her if she wanted to become the mistress of the Dadi Hakka family and give birth to a healthy and strong child." Xiba recalled, "Your mother nodded in agreement at the time, and He said, 'Kids must be fun to raise', and I went home with me the next day to get the certificate."

Il fan: Although he still doesn't know what to do, his father's method made him feel wrong.

Faced with the elder son's sweet silence, Xiba's old father said: "Don't think too much, just convey your thoughts and determination to her."

After hanging up the phone, Ilmi seriously thought about the advice he got from Hisoka and his own father.

What does Jing Ji mean to him.

In fact, as Hisoka said, the reason why he approached Jing Ji at the beginning was to have the idea of ​​using it completely, but something changed in the process of getting along, and he felt dissatisfied with it, so he wanted to ask More.If he only has the idea of ​​using and controlling Jingji, he doesn't need to get married at all, as long as he maintains a friendly state, he will always benefit.

Hisoka asked him to say "she is important" to Jing Ji, of course she is important.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have thought about holding him back on Meteor Street back then, he wouldn't have clashed with the Phantom Troupe after he came back, and he wouldn't have helped find Ebisu.He would not be so tolerant of Jingji's occasional movements, let alone let her touch his chest and other deadly parts.

Because the circuit of thinking has been strange all the time, and no one has reminded fans of Il that they have never thought of this point. Now that it is pointed out, I figured it out.

Then, based on the rule of exclusion, there is only one reason for him to want to get married—he wants to live with her.

If you have to say what kind of feeling it is, it is probably what other people call 'like'?Although a little uncertain, Yier fans feel that this is the answer closest to the truth.

Ah, in that case, give her the salary card.

She will be happy.

After making up her mind, Yi Ermi tapped her palms and decided to go to Jingji to clarify.

·

Blue sky, white clouds, green trees, rivers and streams, Jingji waited for an unknown amount of time in such an environment, and finally saw Hei Changzhi who was looking for her.She looked at Yi Ermi who was in a mess and had a lot of blood on his clothes, and she didn't go over to treat him immediately.

"I'll pick you up," Yiermi didn't care about her current image, she looked at Jing Ji, took out the bank/bank card she had kept for many years, and handed it over, "From now on, you will keep all the money."

Jingji, who somehow understood the signal of Yier fan's "Shanghai Bank/Bank Card = Confession for Life", couldn't believe it. After hesitating for a while, she asked, "...Are you sure it's not my grandpa?"

"It's not about the money," Yi Ermi, who finally realized that Chu Jingji hadn't clearly understood his emotional expression, paused, and added, "I'm looking for you."

Yi Er stared at the opposite side with dark eyes, thinking about what his father said, after a while, feeling that he had expressed his feelings clearly, he tapped his palms and concluded: "So we should go back and wait for the wedding."

"You pass the level." Jingji felt that it was very good for Yier fans to express it like this, and in a way, it also achieved the result she wanted, so Jingji didn't care about those anymore.

After she healed the wound on Yi Ermi, she raised his arm and bit him hard.Because he was afraid of hurting Jingji Yiermi, he didn't even think about it, so he was bitten directly, dripping with blood.

Looking down at Jingji who was still biting her arm, Yiermi raised her other hand to grab the strands of hair that had fallen and were about to be stained with blood: "Are you angry?"

"I'll put a mark on you," Jing Ji swallowed the blood in her mouth, wiped the corner of her mouth and pointed to Yi Ermi's arm, and said domineeringly, "From now on, you will be mine."

Following Jingji's guidance, Yiermi found a somewhat familiar and complicated pattern on the place where he was bitten just now. After looking carefully for a while, he suddenly realized: "It's the pattern on the back of your body."

"With this, if you are attacked by others in the future, there is a half chance that you will be able to bounce back." Jing Ji raised her eyebrows and continued, "I just drank your blood, even if you attack me, you will not be rebounded. "

"That's it." Yi Ermi nodded, took Jingji's hand and walked towards the place where her airship was parked, "I'm still thinking about what to do with my life after marriage. After all, nightlife is also a kind of harm."

There was a black line on Jingji's head, and her face was blushing again: "...Wait, that's all you think about!?"

"Well, and whether our future children will also be mirror spirits."

"..."

"I think it's good to have a cute child like Qi Ya."

"..."

Feeling that the people around him lost their voices, Yi Ermi raised the corner of her mouth and quickly returned to normal.Jing Ji, who had been paying attention to him, naturally sensed what the other party said on purpose just now, and immediately gritted her teeth: "I have decided, I will wear men's clothes at the wedding, and you will wear women's clothes!"

"Okay, which one do you like? You can help me choose a wedding dress." Women's clothing boss Yiermi Dadike expressed fearlessness. Since Jingji likes it, let her toss about it. "But I prepared it for you earlier." The underwear needs to be reselected."

Jing Ji: "... Bah!"

Jingji, who always felt that she had hit the cotton with her fist, turned her head and stopped looking at Yierfan.

Furious, but this is the other half he chose.

Forget it, anyway, it will be a long time in the future, she will always have a chance to get back.

------over-------

Hisoka: Wait, did the two of you forget that he is injured and still waiting in the forest?

The author has something to say: Well, the text is over.Thanks to all the little angels for their support all the way, I love you all!

Afterwards, I will prepare extra episodes, probably 1-3 (not sure about the face).