[Comprehensive] Bring Your Own Golden Rule

"...run away from marriage?"

"It's about relaxing," Yiermi corrected, and then said, "I'm probably nervous before marriage, so that's okay."

Qi Ya silently looked at his honey and confident elder brother, then lowered his head to glance at the message left by Miao Jingji [You want me to marry you without a proposal?I'm going out to relax, Koko. 】The note.

No, no matter how you look at it, it is an escaped marriage.

Kid Qi Ya is very complicated in his heart, he doesn't know whether to lament his elder brother's level of fraudulent marriage, or to admire Jing Ji's courage to slip away.

Will the big brother who controls the madman really not blacken every minute?

Thinking of this, Qi Ya glanced at the silent Yier fan with a paralyzed face, and decided not to think too much about it.Passing the note received from Qi Ya to Curt, Mi Ji asked weakly: "Brother, have you really never proposed?"

Curt added: "It's the kind of words that directly say 'marry me'."

"Well... I told her to prepare the dowry or bride price," Yi Ermi thought for a few seconds, raised a finger, and said seriously, "This is it."

"No, no, no," Qi Ya, Mi Ji, and Kurt shook their heads in unison, "This is not a marriage proposal, but a notice."

"Is there a problem?" Yi Ermi tilted her head slightly.

"It's not too big of a problem." Thinking of his elder brother's temperament, it's pretty good to be able to say such a 'notification' type of 'self-proposed marriage proposal', but he still asked, "But there is always a ring, right? "

Looking at his elder brother who didn't move at all, Qi Ya realized the problem, "No?"

Think about the mode of getting along with Jing Ji, and recall the conversation between the two of them.Yi Ermi tapped her palm: "Ah, no."

Qi Ya, Mi Ji, Curt: "..."

The three of them who didn't know that Jingji actually found out that they were going to get married later than the others felt a sense of guilt.

Although it's wrong to think so, it's incredible that Jingji can accept his eldest brother.

"Is it a necessity?" Yi Ermi pinched his chin and thought, "But father and mother didn't seem to be useful at the beginning."

Almost knowing that their parents exaggerated the description, it can be said that it can be said that the speed of the flash marriage is fighting today, going to bed tomorrow, and proving the certificate the day after tomorrow. Qi Ya and the others were silent.

It's not good to pick anyone, why did you find a wrong example?

"Cough, the situation of father and mother is quite special and cannot be applied to normal people."

Il fans: "She is a monster."

Qi Ya: So it's not within the scope of ordinary people?

"Brother, you should learn the mainstream ways of proposing marriage in today's society," Mi Assist Ji, in various senses, said the most normal channels for proposing marriage, "such as flowers, such as salary cards, such as diamond rings, such as 'clear marriage proposal' .”

Fearing that Yier fans might overlook the last few words, Mi Ji deliberately accentuated the pronunciation. To this, Yier fans' reaction was——

"Marriage is so troublesome." Yi Ermi concluded, her eyes that were already dark became deeper.

Mi Ji: What you said makes sense, do you want to give big brother a thumbs up?But if this continues, the wife will really run away, right?

"Anyway, when you find her later, big brother, you should propose again." Just after finishing speaking, Qi Ya remembered the most important thing, "Why didn't you respond at all, big brother? Aren't you going out and arresting her?"

"No hurry, I have her location, and I know the location at any time," Yiermi said, pausing for a while, "And, is this another kind of interest?"

After hearing this, Ke Teqiya turned his head to look at Miji, who had recently started playing various "weird" games.

Mimi took a small step back under a little pressure.

No, this time it really wasn't taught by him, it was entirely an idea derived from the elder brother's own ghost character.

'buzz—'

At this time, a text message came from Yiermi's cell phone.The three little ones who beat up the enemy's Hakka took advantage of this time to make eye contact, and before they could conclude anything, they felt that the temperature in the room had dropped a lot.They looked over according to their feelings, and saw their eldest brother who was slightly black.

In this scene, Yiermi looks very much like when he was being educated. Qi Ya, who was a little psychologically shadowed, has already tensed up, and said weakly: "Brother... What, what's wrong?"

Yi Erfan closed the phone and left the room without saying a word.The three people who were left here felt the faint murderous aura in the air, and their faces were blank.

Brother, are you going out to arrest someone?

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#Question, what should you do if your intended marriage partner runs away before marriage and elopes with your acquaintances? #

A. Of course I chose to forgive her.

B. Kill an acquaintance, the person is still yours

Yiermi is on his way to Jingji's location at this time.

Not long ago, he received a reconciliation message from Hisoka in his mobile wallet, searched a lot of nuns, and received a photo not long after he was happy.

In the photo, Ji Ji and Hisoka are standing together very well, with a smile on their faces.By the way, Hisoka also attached Hisoka's message "Hmm~ We are on the way to elope, is Xiaoyi coming~" message.

Yiermi said that someone was waving a hoe on his wall. Although he knew Hisoka definitely did it on purpose, he couldn't bear it, so he set off.

At this time, Jingji and Ji, who had already finished their meal and reached a happy "elopement", got on the airship to other cities and proceeded with the elopement matter seriously.

"I don't know when Xiaoyi will come here." Hisoka looked 'overly lovesick', couldn't help laughing a few times, stuck out his tongue and licked his lips that were dry from anticipation, "ah, okay Looking forward to the long-lost physical collision with him~"

Obviously she just wanted to fight but she could tell different flavors. Jing Ji couldn't bear to look directly at this and covered her eyes with her hands, and then put her hands down after a while, her tone was a little pointed, "To be honest, do you like Il fans?" ?”

"I like it~" As a person who is ok for both sexes as long as he pokes his G-spot, Hisoka gave the answer without hesitation, nodded his lips and smiled charmingly, "If Xiao Yi is willing, another kind It would be wrong to follow him up~”

After being held back by such a straightforward answer for a few seconds, Jingji felt complicated.

That is to say... the coquettish slut who is out there is going to compete with her real brand?

No, she seems to be running away with her rival now?

"Of course, if you want, we can do it too," Hisoka propped his head and said to Jing Ji, "Want to come?"

To this, Jing Ji’s response was——

"Pooh!"

The author has something to say: *****

Yier fan: The little bitch abducted my unmarried daughter-in-law.

Jing Ji: The coquettish slut is trying to trick my family, Hei Changzhi!

Hisoka: Uh-huh~ If you want, we can go together~

Jingji, Yier fans: Bah.