[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

——Little girl, no one will protect you from now on.

It seemed a long time ago that someone had said that to her.

I forgot the reason, and also forgot the scene.Even the face of the person who asked the question is already unrecognizable in memory, and the only thing I remember is the noisy cicadas on the tree and Xueli holding her hand.

And how did she answer it.

"I can't die."

Triangular beams, and patchwork wood.

After staring blankly at the ceiling for a while, Shelley realized where she was lying now.Looking sideways, Shelley sighed softly when he saw the familiar bookshelf.

This is... Songyang's room.

I wanted to raise my arm at first, but after moving it, I found that I couldn't do it.Shelley frowned and coughed twice.

"that……"

The voice was light and ethereal, but surprisingly hoarse.

If nothing else happened, according to her dizzy state, she should have a fever.

Speaking of which, if a person fell into the water and stayed in the woods all night, and finally just developed a fever... this kind of physical fitness should be praised.

I thought I should go to sleep, but the cranky thoughts in my mind couldn't stop.

"system?"

No response.

So ruthless.

Shelley closed her eyes, feeling the heavy fatigue in her body, but her head seemed to be disturbed by something, and she couldn't calm down.It seems that because of his illness, his senses are particularly sharp, and Shelley can even hear the sound of someone fetching water in the yard.

"Mr. Songyang, Yukina... is it a monster?"

This voice...is probably a wig.

Shelley opened his eyes and looked in the direction of the yard separated by the door.

"Kotaro, will youkai save Yintoki?"

Songyang's tone was indifferent, as if he didn't take the students' problems to heart at all.

"What the hell is that pickled cabbage?"

"Here... Do you want to ask Kotaro himself?"

"Eh?!"

Shelley didn't know what kind of mentality Songyang used to suggest this, but she was definitely shocked by the wig.

"just forget it."

There was a little tremor in that voice, but the wig suppressed her fear.

It's not easy.

Shelley blinked her eyes.

When did she start calling him a wig?

Songyang finally left with the wig, and Shelley looked at the sky outside and probably went to eat.After nothing happened, Shelley began to close her eyes and meditate, thinking about how to sincerely make up nonsense in the future to deceive the trust of the master and apprentice of Matsushita Village School.

In other words, why did she use the words defrauded to describe herself?

[Of course it was cheated. 】

At this time, the system interjected: [Do you want to say that you are a human from a neighboring country after 2000 AD, and was turned into a snake by others. 】

"So... can't you?"

[Are you stupid [beep]. 】

Noise reduction doesn't work at all.

Shelley vomited a big trough in his heart.

"If I really said so."

【Then you don't want to go back in this life. 】The system said: 【From the moment you tell the real situation, I will close the gap in time and space. 】

The fingers that were trying to stretch and stretch paused, and Shelley smiled.

"Serious tone, frightening to death."

The system didn't speak, as if waiting for her assurance.

"I know, just don't say it."

Shelley said quietly: "To sum it up, just don't be cheap."

[Good summary. 】

The system chattered and said: [If you hadn't said you wanted to be a snake, I wouldn't have responded to you...]

Shelley felt that she was being harassed by the system, especially now that she was unwell and the system was trying to start blaming her for everything.Raising his hand with difficulty, Shelley rubbed his temples and pressed the back of his hand against his forehead.

It's a little hot, and it really burned.

Speaking of which, she is a snake now, will she die if she has a fever?

"So I woke up."

The voice from nowhere startled Shelley, squinting at the past, the silver-haired kid happened to be standing at the door.

"What, I thought you were dead."

"I told you..."

"what?"

"Is that how you accept it? I changed from a snake to a human." Shelley looked at the silver-haired boy sitting on the ground gnawing an apple: "And I said I was Xue... Xuecai, you think Am I?"

"You didn't say you were," the silver-haired boy glanced at her, "It's just that I think you are, well, Teacher Songyang thinks so too."

"……what?"

"The eyes are the same, and the hair is also white." Yinshi gave an example: "Huazi Snake also looks like this."

"Wait, why did I look like this when I was a snake?" Shelley pointed to herself, "Can't you tell the difference between a snake and a human?"

"This..." He lowered his head and thought for a moment: "Is it necessary to explain so clearly?"

"Of course it is necessary!"

"Women are really troublesome." The red dead fish eyes glanced at Shelley: "Be careful that you won't get married in the future."

"You don't need to worry about this and don't change the subject."

"Cut," the little boy scratched his head irritably, "At least I raised you from the size of a thumb to the length of a ruler. If it wasn't for you not being able to recognize me, I would have raised you for nothing."

Eh?

"Although it's not a snake anymore, Hanako's feeling hasn't changed." Gintoki said in a general way: "Anyway, that's how it is."

"Yes...that's it."

For some reason, Shelley was a little moved.

"So, aren't you afraid that I'm a monster?"

"There should be good ones among monsters, right?" Dead Fish blinked: "Hanako is the good one, right?"

"No, I'm the bad kind." Shelley said, "I'll eat you when I'm well."

"Ah..." Insincerely replied, Si Yuyan finally stood up: "Then eat me up."

"Ok?"

"Anyway, it was Hanako who saved me, so eat it if you eat it."

Yinshi opened the door: "But you should eat me up, right?"

"……Not always."

"Eating too much will make you fat." The little boy turned around and smiled.

"Obasan."

Shelley threw the pillow over.

"He ran away..."

Shelley rolled up under the blanket, biting the corner of the blanket angrily: "That brat who runs so fast!"

Just now, when the pillow was about to hit Silver, the silver-haired kid with a pair of dead fish eyes quickly closed the door to stop the attack, and then opened the door, Shelley's attack was carried out with contempt.

"How can it be repaired!!!" The girl who had been dazzled by anger patted the bed board: "When I get better, I will let this brat Yinshi know why the flowers bloom so red!!!"

"So it looks like the silver hour has already passed."

Songyang held the porridge bowl: "Xuecai seems to be in good spirits."

Shelley poked her eyes out from under the quilt, and blinked twice.

"...Songyang?"

"I was thinking that Xuecai might feel hungry if she woke up, so I cooked some porridge." Songyang beauty smiled as calmly as a mountain: "Then do you want to drink Xuecai?"

Shelley nodded firmly.

good to eat.

After the fragrant, soft and smooth rice porridge entered the mouth, these two words were left in Shelley's whole mind-he had hardly eaten liquid food in the past few months as a snake, and the food that was fed on weekdays Everything was cold, and being able to drink warm porridge at this moment made her burst into tears.

"It seems that there is really nothing to eat on the mountain."

Warm palms were pressed against Shelley's head, and when she raised her head, she saw Songyang's worried face.

"Thank you, Yukina."

Shelley shook his head: "It's okay."

It would be even better if I could get her name right.

"Yinshi already told me about Yukina saving him."

Shelley suddenly thought of something.

"When did he come back here? Didn't he get attacked on the way?"

"Yinshi waited until the wolves left and climbed up and came back. The road was smooth." Songyang replied simply: "Is there anything else I need to ask?"

"Obviously I haven't heard of wolves, why did I meet them on the mountain?"

"It should be from a nearby county. Maybe there is heavy snow blocking the mountains and there is no food, so it's here." As if he didn't expect it, Songyang thought for a while: "It seems that we need to remind the people in the village to do something. To guard against it."

"Then... what about Takasugi?"

Shelley thought of the little local tyrant: "Go home?"

"...Well, I went back." Songyang smiled: "Yesterday afternoon, someone from Gaoshan's family brought him back."

That's it.

Shelley scratched his cheek.

"Does Shelley have... any questions?"

Songyang's tone suddenly became serious, Shelley was a little surprised and shook his head.

"Then please allow me to solemnly thank Yukina."

The man in front of him knelt down and bowed his head politely to Shelley.

"Thank you for protecting my important student."

"……Eh?"

This seems to be the first time I have been thanked so formally.

She was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to do, but there was no expression on her face.I don't know how many ways to deal with it in my mind, such as the Madonna-like Mary Su-style gentle and amiable style that she had imagined.Right now, this scene seems to be well acted out, but by the time Shelley reacted, she had already automatically responded to the other party.

"I might be a monster, Songyang."

Songyang sat up straight.

"Yes."

What a reaction.

"The kind of bad monster that might eat you when you're not looking."

Song Yang seemed to have considered Shelley's statement carefully.

"Yes."

"Be a little nervous, hello!" Shelley grabbed the pillow angrily, and then found that the only one had been thrown to the door when he threw silver: "I said that you are the only teacher in this village after all. Don’t you even understand basic common sense that youkai want to chase it away!”

"It's logical, but if it's the monster I grew up watching and saved my student, wouldn't it be a different matter?"

"you……"

Shelley choked at the words.

"...What if I'm not Yukina."

"Why is it not Xuecai?" Songyang said naturally: "Silver hair and red eyes, don't they look the same?"

Crazy ah ah ah! ! !

Wrapping herself in a quilt, Shelley rolled several times on the couch.Song Yang watched the rolling ball calm down, and finally only one head was exposed.

"that……"

The red vertical pupils blinked.

"Porridge, please have another bowl."

The author has something to say:

Gintoki is because of the grace of saving lives, so it doesn't matter what the snake girl is

Of course Mr. Songyang can't be as simple-minded as Gintama

As for what it is, of course, it will be revealed at the end of this article.

Overall, the wig is by far the most normal person to respond