[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

"So, men can't be used to it."

Inanna complained relentlessly about the chief god of Uruk, watching her mourn over her wedding dress.It wasn't a big deal at first, but looking into its root cause...

"It can be seen that this person ignores my opinion, right?"

Shelley sighed.

"So what." Inanna rolled her eyes: "You should have thought of this ending before."

"I thought about it, but I didn't expect it to be so tragic. When imagination and reality collided, I found that I still couldn't accept it." The silver-haired woman looked at the sky: "In the past, I might have worried that the elders would form an alliance. Questions like that, but now that Enkidu has appeared..."

"...do you think you are useless?"

Inanna chuckled.

"What does that matter? Anyway, it will happen sooner or later. After all, human beings cannot always need God."

Shelley looked at her sideways, and the goddess with long hair reaching the ground who was sitting on the grass smiled brightly.

"Isn't this normal? You see, before, human beings lived according to God's teachings, and then returned God's favor."

At that time, the world was first opened, and even the gods were fighting endlessly.After the gods fight, it is always the newly enlightened human beings who suffer and suffer. People who are not attached to gods cannot stand such a cruel test at all.

But the situation has changed over the course of generations of human beings.

"In the beginning, even using fire required step-by-step instructions, but now."

Inanna raised her hand: "They built beautiful temples, they knew how to flood the land with water to make it more fertile, and they also knew how to dig aqueducts without a teacher. In the past, Enlil and Enki Floods and storms broke their hearts, but now?"

She narrowed her eyes narrowly: "Even if there is another big flood, it won't be like last time, right?"

And that's just one aspect of it.

"Even what I can do now is less. People used to beg for love from me, but now they have all kinds of courtship methods, so they don't need me to do it - but they don't know this, they still Just make a wish on me."

After lying down too, Inanna took Shelley's hand.

"They are really getting better and better. You can see the businessmen who come into Uruk in an endless stream. They can even ride camels to transport expensive timber from the Far East to here, and they also bring Uruk's sweet dates Take it back—if it wasn’t for them, I wouldn’t even know that dates can be dried and eaten.”

She laughed: "I really like human beings. This endless creativity is beyond the reach of even gods. They were originally created because of God's private thoughts, but human beings..."

The ethereal voice is like a veil.

"They are changing from servants to masters of this world."

Shelley listened quietly to Inanna's emotion and shook the hand she held.

"I probably know why, the two of us are so close."

"Isn't that natural?" Inanna continued, "The two of us are the most irrelevant existences."

That's it.

Because I picked myself out, I was able to see the laws of how things work most clearly.

The sky is mysterious and the earth is yellow, and the universe is prehistoric.

Initial end.

All things are doomed to perish at the very beginning, and nothing in this world can escape, even gods belong to this Tao.

Having been in this place for a long time, Shelley thought it was funny when he thought about the state of terrified death when he was a child, because...

"Everyone is going to die."

She comforted Enkidu who died because of the pheasant he raised: "Don't cry."

The melancholy in the sad boy's heart still could not be dispelled, but he instinctively hugged Shelley and refused to let go, as if relying on her could suppress the uneasiness aroused by death.

Shelley felt that he was really like her when she was a child, so she softened her tone.

"Will they all die?"

Enkidu lowered his eyes: "All of them."

"Well, all of them. Me too."

The arm that had been loosened a little bit was tightened again, so that Shelley almost failed to come up—when she was half dead, the Golden Retriever King walked in with a clay tablet, and when he saw the situation, he subconsciously raised the clay tablet and thought Tossed it, but dropped it at the last minute.

"My friend." The young man said in an unfriendly tone, "I suggest you let go of Shelley first."

Only then did the crisis of the Lord God be resolved.

Wang had just heard about his best friend's troubles, so he frowned and thought about turning his head to look at Shelley.Red eyes met red eyes, and after the two looked at each other for a moment, Wang hooked his fingers.

Shelley rubbed over and was pinched on the chin.

"Holy marriage tomorrow, don't stay in bed." He remembered the virtues of the main god who initiated the bed qi: "This king doesn't want to see you as a god full of ugly appearances at the beginning of this day."

A cross appeared on the white skin, and Shelley knocked off the king's claws.

"Then get married yourself."

She put all her heart into coaxing Enkidu, who was not deeply involved in the world, and finally succeeded in arousing the interest of the depressed teenager with the lively scene of the holy marriage.

"Will everyone still throw wine at each other?" Light green eyes sparkled in the sun: "Sounds so interesting."

Why did Shelley only think that splashing wine would make clothes dirty so it was troublesome? !

"Shelley, can I play with you like this?" Enkidu was eager to try: "That scene must be very wonderful."

Where is the beauty? !

"My friend, this king advises you to give up this idea." The corner of the king's mouth was filled with a chuckle: "This high-ranking, non-evil and strict goddess in front of you, as long as you drink even a drop of wine, the entire holy marriage will be over."

Gilgamesh relentlessly revealed his shortcomings.

"Eh……"

Enkidu's rabbit ears drooped: "...that's it."

"The envoys from other city-states will come to manage it. How can this king let this incompetent guy lose his composure in front of everyone." The king frowned.

Shelley wanted to get angry at first, but after thinking about it, although Gilgamesh was ruthless, he was indeed right.

The goddess is drunk or something... Hehe.

But that didn't stop her from showing him off every now and then.

"come over."

Shelley pretended not to hear, turned into a snake and lay down on the cold stone to look at the moon.After Wang didn't respond for a long time, he raised his eyes from the clay board, and his tone began to be bad.

"Shelley."

Under the bright moonlight, the scales of the snake are like the surface of water, shimmering with sparkling light.Wang finally exhausted his patience and stood up to pick up the coiled snake.

"I want to get angry with this king again."

Who can imagine that this is considered a good attitude, hey! ! !

The snake's head turned around, and the slender snake letter hung down and shook occasionally.The young man's hand was just enough to hold the snake's body, so he simply took Shelley back to his position, and then put Shelley down on his lap at will.

"That's fine, it just so happens that the king finds the heat unbearable."

The cold and sticky feeling of the snake's body did not please him, but he could feel the snake's body stiffen in his hand, and the king's goal had been achieved.Wang rubbed the snake's head with his fingers, and when it was still uneasy, he picked her up and brought her close to his face.

"You don't even let the snake go now..."

The finger was pushed on the king's chest in time, and the Lord God leaned back in embarrassment: "It's unbelievable!"

The golden hair around her waist looked at her out of breath, her chest trembled slightly at first, and finally burst out laughing.

"...you know." Shelley became serious: "You are annoying me more and more now."

"Oh?"

The king's smile never stopped: "This king doesn't know when the main god of my city-state favored me."

"You were very cute when you were young," Shelley held up a chestnut: "You will still call me Master Shelley. Except for the very beginning, you have always been polite and smart, and often let other gods have a kind of 'this king will definitely It's the illusion of what we want."

The eyes staring at her flickered, and the hand stroking her tailbone moved upwards.

"illusion?"

"I knew from the beginning that you were not good, but it didn't do me any harm if you pretended to be good, so I didn't care about it."

She was pressed into his arms.

"As a result, he dares to speak ill of me in front of my face."

Shelley flicked her own tail, making up her mind that she would come back this evening.

"King of Uruk," she raised her head and leaned into his ear, "Do you have the consciousness to accept punishment for being so disrespectful to God?"

"Tsk."

Gilgamesh knew what she wanted to do, and was going to throw her to the ground in the next second.

But thinking about tomorrow's ceremony, the king endured it, and then thought about the feasibility of letting Enkidu take her place.

He cautiously thought of any possibility, but in the end he still felt that he had to appease the main god first—and at the same time, the main god was flicking his tail in boredom, and it flew right in front of his eyes.

Wang subconsciously caught it as an attack, and realized something was wrong before pinching it, and the strength in his hand was reduced by [-]%.

"you……"

He was about to scold her, but immediately saw that something was wrong with Shelley.

The look of biting his lower lip and erratic eyes is not quite right, his eyes that are deliberately moved away and his stiff body...

"……open."

She pretended well and sounded normal, but the tone of her voice was still too obviously different from her usual straightforwardness.Wang's eyes darkened, and he hugged her closer to him.

"So what if I don't let you go."

While speaking, at the same time, he tightened his grip on her tail.

Sure enough, I heard Shelley's uncontrollable sobs.

"……I was wrong."

After feeling wrong, the Lord God admitted his mistake unequivocally, and looked up at him pitifully and sincerely.I thought I could get a natural forgiveness, but...

"There is nothing wrong with the existence of God, and it should be the king's apology."

Wang's eyes were like mellow wine, which made Shelley's skin crawl.

"If Shelley liked the prince when he was young, it's okay for the prince to change his attitude at that time."

"No, no, no..."

"How can this kind of thing go by the wayside."

He kneaded the snake's tail slowly, and the touch that always displeased him was insignificant now.

"It's just Shelley." The hoarse voice was as itchy as a feather: "You seem to have forgotten what this king said."

The main god's mind was a mess, and his body was as limp as if he had no bones.

"This king once swore that one day—"

He smiled maliciously.

"—this king will make you cry and beg for mercy."

Shelley remembered.

But that was decades ago! Hey!

But she couldn't say all her complaints, only Wang's voice seemed to be ordering and coaxing in her ears.

"Quick, cry out for this king."

animals.

The man's atrocities made the main god disappointed, and his abundant physical strength made the main god curse her colleague who blessed her so much ten thousand times—it was almost dawn when she fell asleep, and the sun had just risen when she woke up.

Of course this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is...

She pushed the golden retriever who was still sleeping soundly beside her.

"Something has happened, get up."

The half-asleep, half-awake young king hugged her waist, subconsciously groped up, and was slapped hard on the back of his hand halfway.After finally realizing something was wrong and opening his eyes, Wang's eyes were also filled with anger.

Now you know what it means to wake up angry.

Shelley pointed to the north with a straight face.

"Kish is calling."