[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

The so-called holy marriage was originally a marriage between gods and gods, but in Uruk now, the goddess and the king of a city hold a ceremony that symbolizes the harmony and unity of theocracy and monarchy, and shows that God still protects the city. Ordinary believers worship God.

In fact, it is a very simple matter, except that the steps are cumbersome, in general, it is to pull God out for a walk for everyone to visit, and then go about what to do.

However, for such a matter, Shelley's answer is always straightforward.

"I won't do it."

This was the resolute intransigence of Miss Uruk Lord God after being persuaded countless times, and this unexpected refusal surprised all the clergy including the priest.

As the priest Finn who was picked up from the beginning and accompanied God for the longest time, was interviewed by various noble children who were later sent to the temple to dawdle, while the young boy rubbed his head and tried every possible way.

"Maybe it's because...the king isn't handsome enough?"

He even put a question mark on his own answer.

And since even the priest said so, everyone who had nothing to do and could only rely on various gossips as nourishment cut their heads and returned to their posts to continue talking about other things.And Finn sighed, turned and went back to the deepest room of the temple.

"My lord Shelley."

The short black-haired boy walked over with a smile, and sat down beside the bed: "Why is Lord Shelley unwilling?"

"If you don't want to, you just don't want to."

Shelley put down the clay tablet with gossip written on it, and squinted at the priest beside him: "As for the reason, is it important?"

"This is..."

Finn was noncommittal: "It's just that the reason why Lord Shelley asked me to speak out is a little unexpected."

There is nothing unexpected.

Shelley rested her chin and continued to scan the overt and secret exchanges between the elders of Uruk, laughing out loud when she saw something interesting.The little priest who was ignored didn't feel embarrassed after sitting for a while, but when he was about to go back, he heard Shelley talking to himself.

"Sacred marriages or something are actually just for people to see. Most of them are just thoughts, not to mention the waste of people and money." Shelley's legs dangled, and they were so white in the sun: "If I go, I won't be afraid." Don't they feel panicked if they work?"

"It's true, although I haven't seen Lord Shelley work much."

"Hey?!" Shelley propped up his body and patted his stone bed covered with several layers of sheepskin: "Are you kidding me?! Don't look at me reading gossip or something every day, but I don't know what to do. Are you doing a good job?"

Uruk is adjacent to the Euphrates River, so it is naturally irrigated by diverting water at the right time and place.Except for the eastern rest period in winter, Shelley pays attention to the dynamics of Uruk's state-owned aqueducts every day of his waking hours.

For example, the degree of firmness, such as the speed of the water flowing through the land...

Thanks to Tolugal, Shelley now feels that he can build the Three Gorges Dam when he goes back.

"It turns out that Lord Shelley...has been paying attention to these things?"

"Of course it doesn't stop." Shelley waved his hand, as if he saw a vast expanse of pastoral land: "Basically, the conditions of the land I have stepped on have to be sensed from time to time, where is the lack of water, where is there is too much water , where there is no fertilizer or something..."

She sighed: "Do you think I will say something every time Lugalbanda takes me to the palace?"

The little priest was a little surprised: "So... that's the case."

"Every bite of my meal is not in vain, okay?"

The snake girl lay down and rolled over: "I'm tired."

"So, Lord Shelley, can you feel whatever happens on this land?"

"This...First of all, it must be a place I have personally walked through, and secondly, what I can perceive are relatively basic things, but it is enough to be able to perceive these, after all, Uruk still focuses on farming."

Shelley thought of something else with great interest: "Oh, by the way, if we dig a well or something in the future, I definitely mean where there is water."

"That's why every time Wang goes on tour, he will bring Lord Shelley with him."

"Now you know why I hate him." Shelley held back for a long time before rolling his eyes: "All value can be squeezed out by him, a complete capitalist."

"what?"

Shelley waved his hand: "Forget it, you can go out. By the way, ask Tina to remind you of new gossip."

The priest was silent for a while, and then retreated quietly. Even Shelley didn't hear anything—I don't know if the child was influenced by her, and his whereabouts have been elusive in recent years.

【Isn't that wrong? You should be very noisy because of your influence. 】

Shelley handed the clay tablet to the side, and with a shake of his hand hanging in the air, the clay tablet with the gossip written on it was directly burned to ashes by the flames.Patting the dust off his hands, the silver-haired girl pillowed her arm.

The system is really annoying all the time.

[tsk. 】

The electronic voice was molesting, and asked about the topic just mentioned: [You told your little priest everything. 】

She picked it up, so she just said it.

Besides, even if something happened, she could handle a little kid.

[The tone is quite loud, the snake girl. 】The system probably felt the same way, and let it go casually: 【But why why, you are so firm about holy marriages?You also know that it's just a matter of dressing up and walking around in front of the Uruk people with Lugar. It's just people's carnival and prayers, and it has nothing to do with you. 】

She knows this kind of thing.

but……

"There is a feeling that after walking around like this, it will become the feeling of a second marriage."

【…】

The electronic voice became noisy again: [How should I say hello. 】

"Sacred marriages and so on are all established rules when Inanna was still around. I'm not Inanna, so this kind of trouble can be avoided."

"No."

Shelley got goose bumps when he heard the sound.

Here comes the workaholics.

The silver-haired girl got up from the bed as if jumping, and looked at the young man in the complicated and gorgeous court dress in front of her - Lugal said that he was only 25 this year, but his eyes and momentum had already gone straight to Enmerka, the old fox .

Of course, Lugalbanda is not the same as the hero Enmerka, he cannot laugh.

"For this holy marriage ceremony, Larsa, Lagash, and Yixin Sulu Parker will all send envoys to attend." Lugal said in a single tone: "Kish will also send people."

The implication is nothing more than that this is not just a domestic incident that can make her mess around.

Shelley's arrogance suddenly shrank, without the arrogance he had faced with the messenger before.She poked at the sheepskin and swayed for a long time, but she still felt that holy marriage was too troublesome.

"Or I'll be a Nendoroid, the one that looks exactly like me and go with you?"

This is a new skill she developed when she was bored. Inspired by her previous experience in the ancient tomb on Meteor Street, the substitute she made after training is so lifelike—sometimes Shelley will be a substitute when she is in a panic. Watch the gossip for me in the temple, and I will go out to play.

As a result, Lugal ignored her.

"Really...the face project is shameful, isn't it!"

"Don't be too nonsense."

Lugal looked at her condescendingly: "As the main god, it is your duty to participate in the rituals of the people as usual, and has nothing to do with your own wishes. I am here to inform you, not to ask for your opinion. of."

"..."

Shelley sighed for a long time: "Oh."

"And why didn't you think about it, maybe they really want to pass this celebration, thank you for your serious protection over the past few years."

This sentence seemed to light up something from somewhere. Shelley looked at Lugal, thinking that he could get some warmer encouragement, but...

"I haven't even thought about this. It seems that you really never use your brain."

Shelley felt that his mind was clamoring to kill Lugal.

[Forget it, he doesn't always have this attitude. 】

The system said: [Bit him to death now, and he has no heirs. If Enmerka's blood is still there and he is not dead, please return to Inanna after taking over Uruk. Your main mission will be difficult. 】

That's right, we must consider the overall situation.

So taking a deep breath, Shelley told himself to calm down and restrain himself.

"If you want me to go, I will go, but before that, Lugal..."

The king of Uruk looked up at her.

"Can you shave your beard?"

"So it was Master Shelley's request?"

On the night when Lugal returned to the palace with a dark face, Shelley immediately received the wind that "the king cut his beard".A group of female officials said that their hearts were broken, and the culprit was watching the little priest's barbecue in the kitchen.

"Ah, Lord Shelley is going to be hated by my sisters." Finn sprinkled spices on the cut of the mutton, and spread a layer of honey by the way: "My sisters usually love the king the most."

"A shaved beard is king."

Shelley didn't quite understand why shaving could break the hearts of the ladies, and she asked Lugal to shave purely because he was obviously a young guy, and when he saw the beard on his face, he immediately looked four or five years old. Ten has a sense of sight, and it has to be said that the beard really looks like a menacing aura.

The reason why Shelley thinks that there is a reason for that fierce beard is that Lugal is so frightened.

【Excuse. 】

Shelley slapped it in the air, and then secretly tried to taste the roast leg of lamb, but before he could touch the paw, Finn slapped it hard.

"Master Shelley, stealing food is a bad habit."

Shelley withdrew her hand embarrassingly, and muttered something.

"It's reversed."

"But the king is really indulgent to Lord Shelley." Finn sighed: "A man's beard is a symbol of bravery and majesty, but you said you want the king to cut it off, and the king really cut it off."

"Whoever made your Lord Shelley like the little boy."

Shelley said nonchalantly, concentrating on the sizzling barbecue: "Should I add more seasoning..."

Finn smiled, and sprinkled some more spices on top.

In fact, Shelley was quite looking forward to what Lugal would look like without shaving, so she also looked forward to it.I originally planned to sneak into the palace the next day to have a look, but then explosive news flowed into the temple early in the morning.

"Master Shelley is bad!"

Finn rushed into the temple in a hurry, and picked up Shelley who was still dreaming: "Something happened to the king!"

Shelley was so frightened that he hurriedly asked what was going on.Finn gasped for breath several times, and finally explained everything in staccato staccato.

The general process is that Lugal felt empty after hanging his beard last night. He was patrolling randomly in Uruk and met a girl who fell in love with him at first sight.

"and then?"

"That girl," Finn looked at Shelley's face, "is Goddess Rimat Ningsun."

Shelley let out a long sigh.

"awesome."

The little priest was a little confused, but the goddess he served, Shi Shiran, lay back on the bed.

"Now there's no need to go to the Holy Marriage."

Lying on her side, Shelley stretched out her hand to see the sun shining through her fingers.

Really good.

Just as Shelley expected, the palace announced the marriage between the king and another goddess after a few days of silence, which detonated the entire city of Uruk almost instantly.Even if he didn't go out, Shelley knew that in the streets and alleys, nobles and common people, everyone's topic was on the king who could embrace the goddess.

"So why on earth are you older than the last time I saw you?"

Lugal didn't have time to come to the temple to listen to God's inquiries until two days before the wedding, and Shelley ate a bean soup while eating a lot of the young king of Uruk who looked a little depressed.

"Is it because you can't even have a favorite concubine after marrying this goddess?"

Lugal glanced at Shelley indifferently, and the latter immediately lowered his head and obediently ate his bean soup.

"I have already prepared the matters related to the wedding." Lugal sat for a while, and quietly assigned the task: "Tomorrow I will send someone to inform you of the specific matters. Just make up some speeches at the wedding."

Shelley looked at Lugal and nodded.

"got it."

Then continue to eat your own bean soup in peace.

The man sitting next to her was always silent, and asked her a question before leaving.

"Is there anything else you want to say?"

"You have to thank me. If I hadn't let you shave your beard and expose your face, you would never be able to marry a goddess in your life."

The silver-haired girl smiled like a flower, and she was obviously stupid to death while holding the bowl, but Lugal finally held back and didn't hit her.

"You."

It was not until the wedding day that Shelley really saw Lugal again.The king of Uruk and the goddess Ningsun walked to the high place hand in hand, enjoying the blessings and kneeling of the people. The hell is that neither of them had any smiles on their faces, which made Shelley almost unable to make up a congratulatory speech at that time.

In fact, this wedding was a little weird from beginning to end, but few people could detect it.Shelley, as the main god of Uruk, sent his blessing to the newly married king and goddess, suddenly felt that he knew some great secret.

But ah...

Sprinkling water drops on Lugal's head, Shelley raised her hand with a smile.

What does it have to do with her?

"So, Lord Shelley doesn't feel anything at all?"

Finn chased after her for a long time asking, which annoyed Shelley.He opened his eyes and stretched out his hand to the little priest, and the goddess threatened him, "I'll burn your hair off again."

Finn ran away silently covering his hair.

So life has returned to the original state again, touching the ground every day to feel what is abnormal on the surface of Uruk, and then carving a stone slab and sending it to Lugal, there is no change at all.

As for the gossip, I still read it, but it’s not about the goddess living in the palace or the God Realm in the palace, and the king usually just stays alone, so pitiful.

"So you are really free." Sometimes Shelley couldn't help admonishing the eight women in his temple: "Does the king's life have anything to do with you?"

"of course."

Tina was heartbroken the most when Lugal was shaving her beard, and she was also the craziest when she saw Lugal's face: "My king has fallen into a lonely life, and as his son The people should solve his problems for him!"

"Tsk tsk."

Shelley felt that she was convinced: "If you have this time, help me wash the clothes, and the sheep that was brought last time, someone will help me see if it is edible."

The gathered people were dispersed, and Shelley stretched his waist and was about to go back to sleep, but stopped and squatted down, touching the ground with his hands, his expression changed instantly.

"Bring them all back to me!"

With an order, everyone in the temple gathered in the temple obediently, and saw the god pointing out sternly: "Go to the riverside, drive everyone to the land, and don't let anyone go!"

After saying this, Shelley turned around and left, not forgetting to give instructions before leaving.

"Bring the token of your temple, and let them bring the civilians back with you when you see the defenders."

Shelley finally realized the so-called superior convenience of the clergy.

"But Lord Shelley..."

Finn hadn't quite figured out what was going on, but Shelley turned his head a little and told him something he hadn't thought of anyway.

"The water is coming over."

This is simply crazy talk.

Before breaking into the palace, Shelley herself was not sure how sure she was to get Lugal to believe her, but when she rushed into Lugal's meeting room, she had only spoken halfway, and Lugal stood up and walked away with her come out.

The king of Uruk mounted a horse and motioned to her to choose one too.

"Ah, I don't need it." The red eyes bent at this moment: "I can fly."

One person rode a horse and the other flew in the air, and quickly galloped away to the west of the city.Regardless of how many people were surprised and bowed down, Shelley hurriedly said the earthquake he sensed.

"How bad it is."

Lugal looked as if he was going to plan the next thing, and the person who was asked looked troubled.

"It has to be seen."

At this time, the king of Uruk was a little dissatisfied with the ambiguity of the other party, but Shelley didn't care about his doubts, and told the truth.

"Look at how strong I am now."

The farther west you go, the more you can see that people have started to flee to the city. Shelley frowned and accelerated the flight speed. It didn't take long to see waves of river water that had spread to the bank.

The clergymen in white clothes were still bringing people back one by one by the river, and priest Finn was already in an unsteady shape in the undulating river water.Shelley flew over and pulled him out of the mud and threw him on the bank.

"No promise."

Before the priest who was hit had time to get lost, the waves gushing out from the depths of the water spread out wave after wave.Shelley took two steps back, touched the ground with her toes, and rose into the air.

At this moment, Lugal led the troops to the river, and divided some of them to guide the flow of people, while the other stayed by the king's side.

The long hair of the silver figure in front of him fluttered, and golden light radiated in mid-air.

"System, do you think it's okay?"

[Try it. 】

The system is extremely casual: [It's just a river, what are you afraid of. 】

It's just a river, but it's a very wide river, and the current is fast.There is an undercurrent in the middle of the bottomless river, and countless underwater creatures grow in it.

At this moment, the current increased sharply, instantly covering the shallow water on the shore, and sloping downward.

But on the way, a dam made of mud rose from the ground and spread to a place where the people behind could not see.

"It is reasonable to say that this time should not be flooded."

Even with her eyes closed, she could feel the impact on the embankment. Shelley muttered to herself, "The ground trembled at this time. Judging by the posture, it's almost like drowning Uruk."

【So, what do you think? 】

"Nothing else, just a little fire."

The red-eyed woman raised the corners of her mouth, and the golden light surrounding her body was even stronger.The embankment in front of her rose with the rise of the water, slowly blocking off all the scenes in front of her.

"If you let me know which bastard did it..."

Gritting her teeth and wanting to peel off the skin of the instigator, Shelley's anger exploded with the almost violent output of power.

"I want to make him regret being born by his mother!!!"

A loud bang.

The original river channel was completely filled, as if it never existed.After the golden light passed away, the figure floating in the air had a snake-tailed body, and the light reflected from the silver snake scales under the black clothes made people have to look away.

"I seem to have gone a little too far, Lugal."

Sighing a bit annoyed, Shelley turned around and said that he accepted the penalty.The apologetic Wang slightly raised the corners of his mouth and nodded.

"No problem."

Just don't get in the way.

Shelley flicked her own tail lazily, and looked down at the reflective tail of the snake.

[Mythical Dress Activation]

The system said with a slight smile for the first time.

[Completion of main mission: 33.3%]

[Congratulations, Lady Goddess. 】

It's black in front of you.

The huge sense of weightlessness made her unable to think. Before she became conscious, the only thing Shelley could feel was that she was being caught by someone, and that sentence she especially wanted to say to the system.

Really...isn't it a fineness?

【roll. 】

The system's anger was beyond Shelley's surprise, but she sank into the darkness in her mind before she had time to think about it.In that darkness, it seems that there is no need to worry about anything, just empty yourself.

It seems that just like this, it can be protected forever.

But nothing lasts forever.

Dormant in the darkness, but there is still a voice rousing her in her ears.

"Hey, get up."

what a...

Unmannered guy.

The red pupils opened, and in front of him was a child who hadn't grown up much.The golden hair was combed delicately, and the beautiful face was adorned with precious ornaments.If he hadn't been poking her in the stomach with a cane, Shelley would have liked to have complimented him on the beauty of his red eyes.

"Who allowed you to look directly at this prince, bitch."

The cane was turned over, and the sharp edge rested on Shelley's throat.

"Tell this prince who you are."

The kid who claimed to be a prince had a cold sharp light in his eyes.

"How dare you sleep in your mother's palace."

The author has something to say:

Greetings to King Flash...

It is said that I am reading Sumerian epics recently

I really found a lot of unreasonable stories. Inanna is not tough at all by comparison...

And that Chu Yequan, the prostitute Shamhat who married Enki is a hero who gathers Uruk's military power, and Shining regrets letting her marry Enkidu because the prostitute is too beautiful

too messy

i think i misunderstood inanna

Also, speaking of it, the author will probably talk to you about the pit filling plan afterward.

If you click on my column, you will find that there is a brother war fan called the sneak attack.That is the pit that I mainly filled after filling this pit. It belongs to the relationship between a slightly sick and delicate teenager, a big sister in the entertainment industry, and the heroine Asahina Kazeto.

There is also a member of the Black Basketball Broken Love Student, which is also a trap that I have been preparing for a long time.The heroine is a green tea elder sister in the first grade of high school, who takes pleasure in flirting with men, and finally falls into the hands of a serious and good boy Shintaro Midorima.

Zongman Baiyi tells the story of a doctor. I haven't finished the outline yet, but I have deep feelings about the profession of a doctor, so I will definitely write it.

As for the pitfall of Devil Lovers...you can just treat it as a pitfall, I might change it to a vampire comic.

There is also an original princess princess, which is a product of my imagination, and it should be a strong Chinese text by visual inspection.

In addition, I found that the comments below the text are more and more ingenious. Now Mr. Big Fish, I have started to read comments for fun hahaha