[Comprehensive] A good snake has a safe life

"Why on earth is that?"

"The 327rd time."

Xiaochun was annoyed to death by Yuanfei, and had to follow him for a day. Hearing this sentence made her go crazy-she was going to go crazy now, because her fists were clenched tightly, and it was very likely that she would go crazy in the next second. Hit Sarutobi in the face.

"No, Xiaochun, tell yourself, how can this guy do this?"

The third generation looked at the blue sky and felt that he was going to cry for his little friend: "King is so good to her, how can she miss him so much?! Is her heart made of stone?! Ah?! Although the truth is that way, But she is very clear about Jing's virtues now, and she still wants to say that... tell me why?!"

"...the 328nd time."

Xiaochun couldn't bear it anymore, and punched Sarutobi.

"You are the third generation, not the old uncle, please recognize this for me, hey!!!"

"So you are not going too far."

After Haru beat up the third generation, he found the culprit. At that time, Shelley was eating ice cream with Xiaobai Mao Hatake-kun and his friends. After seeing Mr. .

Putting aside the question of why these bastards ran away as soon as they saw her, Xiaochun sat opposite Shelley aggressively and talked about the past two days.

"Hmm... Sarutobi seems to be very hurt, obviously it has nothing to do with him." Shelley bit the spoon: "The current village head even started to take care of family disputes?"

"You also have the perception that you and Jing are a family." Xiaochun said critically: "Those who don't know think you use him as a slave."

Shelley waved his hand: "Go, who would sleep with his own slave if he has nothing to do?"

Xiaochun choked, feeling that he had lost.

On the level of shamelessness.

"This is not a simple family dispute," Xiaochun calmed down and said, "You have to know that Kagami represents the capital of both Uchiha and Konoha. Being selected as the Guardian Twelve is paramount to a ninja. In addition to being beneficial to Kagami personally, the honor is also very important to the image and presence of the village in front of the daimyo, so he is at the front, and Sarutobi, as a companion and leader, naturally has to help him take care of the housework."

It's a good time to ask my wife...

[It’s not that far yet, Shelley!Don't drive! 】

Shelley was happy, and found that the system also listened to Guo Degang.

"So that's how it is." Shelley knew in her heart, but she still fooled Xiaochun very sincerely.It's a pity that Xiaochun saw through her at a glance, and she was another fierce girl who didn't rub the sand in her eyes.

"That Sarutobi guy has nothing to do with you, but I guess he will keep pestering you on this issue until you agree with his point of view." Xiaochun ordered a coffee ice cream: "If you don't want to be annoyed by him until someone reads you when you eat and drink , it’s best to tell me what’s on your mind now.”

Shelley thought of the scene where Sarutobi was entangled with Orochimaru before, his heart trembled, and his face was almost sad.

"Go ahead."

Xiaochun knew that her words had worked: "And I will also persuade Xia Jing to change his attitude from the sidelines."

You only beat one sided okay, like me.

Shelley's complaints were supported by the system.

[Big Daddy, your evaluation of yourself is so harsh! 】

roll.

Shelley leaned back, pursed her lips, and finally looked up at Xiaochun.

"What do you think I am to Konoha...?"

Village flower.

Xiaochun almost blurted out, but held back the complaint.

"Honestly speaking, he is a powerful fighter, but he doesn't know how to use it at all. He thinks he can be used as a surprise soldier but is even more troublesome... a partner."

Shelley's eyes lit up: "That's right, I think so too. Although the leader can't control the situation if he doesn't obey the command, the result is often not bad, right?"

Xiaochun nodded reluctantly, but Shelley continued to ask.

"Then, what do you think I am to the mirror?"

Why am I answering this self-cooking dog food question.

Xiaochun's eyebrows twitched together, but in the end she answered honestly: "You are her goddess, the kind who can't wait to put incense on the shrine to worship—compared to you, you treat him much worse."

Shelley blinked, not denying the look of it.

"Then what do you think the mirror's ideal is?"

"Guard Konoha, promote the integration of Uchiha and the village - do you need me to tell you this question?" Xiaochun asked back like this, but when he saw Shelley's eyes, he felt that he already vaguely knew what she wanted to say up.

"Then, Xiaochun, what about your ideal?"

"...to protect the village, it is best to protect the safety of the country, prevent the country of fire from being involved in the flames of war, and then... watch the younger generation become a pillar."

Shelley: "You have many ideals."

"I want you to take care of it!" Xiaochun, who confided his heart, was a little shy, but felt that he was upright, so there was no need to pay attention to Shelley.However, her next sentence has already begun to deviate from the topic.

"Then... what about your ideal, Shelley."

"I don't have any particularly grand ideals and ambitions. I just have some things I don't like, such as... the mentality of using ninjas as tools. If you can reduce this useless self-objectification mentality, I will I'm much happier." Shelley knocked on the table: "If I have to say what I want to accomplish, it is probably to wipe out the vital forces of the remaining four major countries before I die, so that they can no longer come to find things to do. Bar."

"... = mouth ="

Xiaochun never expected, never expected.

"Then Xiaochun, if you get married in the future, and the other party wants you to stop doing what you did before, will you be happy?"

Hearing Shelley's words, the female ninja who had just left the field touched her wrist—it was injured not long ago, and her wrist joint was almost shattered. It was only because of the timely treatment and cooperation of her teammates at that time that she was taken away. The head of the guard rescued him.

"I guess, if the other party asks this, Xiaochun, you might really retreat to the second line. Maybe it's not bad to live a life of husband and wife, but I don't think you will be happy."

Shelley held her chin: "Because I'm very unhappy right now."

Xiaochun wanted to say something, but the rebuttal stuck in his throat: "Actually, the mirror..."

"I hate when people restrict me under the guise of protecting me."

The snake girl raised her shoulders and leaned back: "Let's not talk about who is protecting who in the battlefield, I really think, 'for your own good' so what you do is a very despicable idea. Obviously when I am trying to please you, my attitude is very low, but at this time, I mean to repay you, it seems that because he is kind to me, if I don't do what he thinks, I will be a bad person— — doesn’t he like me, so why do something that I obviously wouldn’t like.”

Shelley asked peacefully and sincerely, and then pouted again.

"Speaking of missions, I can be regarded as a guy who has received a registration number, and I barely got the title of Jonin. Putting this excellent combat power aside, let me be a teacher—I don't think the teacher How embarrassing, but if Uchiha didn't mean it, do you really think Sarutobi would put me in the village?"

That's a big bastard who used her beloved apprentice to force her to Anbu.

"I don't deny Kagami's good intentions, but I don't like it - I have already expressed this kind of dislike a long time ago, and now I am also trying to express my dissatisfaction through you. Let's talk about Sarutobi, but if If this guy still thinks this way, I will not be responsible for what happens next."

Shelley took his coat and went out.

"After all, there are only three things."

Xiaochun sat there thinking for a long time, until the boss came and interrupted her thoughts.

"That..." The boss took the bill: "Shelley-chan said that Xiaochun will pay the bill this time?"

A cross appeared on Xiaochun's forehead.

"Stinky basilisk!!!"

I don't know if these words are too strong.

Shelley soaked in the public bath, and after declining two little girls who asked her about breast enhancement techniques in the dense mist, she found a corner and played back the conversation just now.

[I think it's a bit too straightforward? 】

Shelley rolled his eyes.

She felt that she had improved a lot in one sentence.

Compared with being aloof in the Sumerian period, she is already willing to speak her mind, let alone... before that.

She thought of her ex-boyfriends.

Mirror's temper is very similar to the last one.

He was a gentle and warm man, also very sunny and helpful, but...

She was angry and left, saying that she was always cold and violent to him.

【……Eh? 】

In fact, it wasn't that intentional, but Shelley always felt that if he really liked her that much, it was only natural for him to spend more time understanding her and cooperating with her.

Interaction is a very troublesome thing, especially when there is a twin brother who is connected with each other.

She sighed and got out of the bath before she passed out.

Suddenly, a vision hidden in the dark made Shelley startled, subconsciously picked up the wooden barrel in hand and threw it over.

With a sound of "Aww", Jiraiya's scream came over.

"What a dear apprentice." Shelley gritted her teeth: "Boss, hurry up and catch that little hooligan!!!"

Ji Lai was also beaten up and hanged from a tree for three days.After putting it down, Jilai was also laughed at by Tsunade, and then shocked by the news that Tsunade brought.

"Hey, what, Orochimaru is coming back?!"

Jiraiya was also a little happy, but Tsunade glanced at him.

"Yeah, Zilai also practiced in the capital for a while and then came back soon. He must have made great progress this time, and you... actually went to peep at the women's bathhouse." Tsunade pointed to the sky, then pointed to the ground: "Yun , Mud farewell."

"Hey! Don't say that, okay, I have practiced besides peeping!"

Ji Lai also shamelessly said: "Look, now I am quick to stretch out my arms for running!"

Shelley kicked him with a dull face, and was a little shocked by the news.

Orochimaru didn't mention that he was coming back at all, and Jing didn't mention it in the weekly letter home with Orochimaru.Shelley can temporarily think that the young boy who has already started puberty is unwilling to say that he will go home soon, so it seems that he has not grown up yet, but Uchiha...

She squeezed her chin and decided to put the problem behind her and go to the bath first.

Taking a bath is a new hobby she has developed.

As a hydrophobe, Shelley has a subconscious fear of any water container with a capacity of more than 1 cubic meter, including bathtubs.But after Orochimaru left, Shelley didn't have much work in Anbe, and he had nothing to do except hang and beat the children every day, and he was tired and lonely when he returned home.

But after Biwako took her to take a bath in the public bath once, Shelley unexpectedly felt that it was not bad.

The beautiful girls from other villages gathered here to chat and exchange beauty information and ninjutsu moves. By the way, they gossiped about the good-looking beautiful boys and the outstanding stars of tomorrow-Uchiha used to be the focus of everyone for a while, but in After Shelley was very candid about what a dog looks like under the mirror at home, everyone was no longer interested.

Anyway, it won't be my own, so it's better to gossip about someone else, maybe it's a boyfriend.

Shelley admires everyone's detachment very much, and she doesn't know that she has secretly become the envy of everyone-not because of Uchiha, but because the skin all over her body is really white.For no apparent reason, Xiaochun has a lot of people asking about the whitening formula, and they still can't figure it out.

And today, Shelley also took a bath with everyone and drank fruit juice, returned home radiant, and fell asleep.

Probably because she knew that the family was coming back soon, Shelley's sleep was unusually even and stable.After a dreamless night, the morning light of the next day failed to wake her up in time.

Shelley stretched and slowly got up, thankful that she had no class today.Wearing slippers, she half-awake opened the bedroom door, and what she saw stunned her.

The black-haired man was lying on the sofa, half in his clothes, with his unpacked luggage at hand—Shelley looked over and found that there was someone in Orochimaru's room, and after thinking about it, he went to wash his face and rinse his mouth.

When they changed their clothes, neither of them seemed to wake up.

Shelley tilted her head and went out to school.

With a "click", the moment the door closed, Uchiha opened his eyes.

Some red eyes blinked tiredly, the man sat for a while, then stood up.

"Ms. Jing wants to go back?" Orochimaru fell asleep for a while, and woke up when she heard Shelley get up.Before Jing left, he walked to the door: "Let's wait for her to come back?"

"...Forget it, I'll go back and clean up first."

The man touched Dashewan's head: "I will find time later, talk to her."

Talk alone.